Sticks & Scones gbcm-10

by Diane Mott Davidson

  He looked down at the first one: the cuddle of saccharine-smiling Chardé and Buddy and family. “These are the people who were at your party?”

  “Have you seen either one of them?”

  “Nope.” He shuffled past snapshots of Sukie and Eliot and one of Arch in his fencing gear, being corrected by Michaela on his lunge. Then he stopped dead.

  “What is it?” I demanded.

  “Nothing.” He tried to hand me back the photos, but they fell on the ground. Avoiding my eyes, he swiftly wrenched the door away and slammed it shut.

  “Can’t you tell me anything?” I pleaded. “Did you recognize anybody?”

  “Scram!”

  “Thanks for nothing!” I snarled, suddenly deeply exhausted, frustrated, and extremely angry. I dropped to my knees and started to scoop up the fallen photos.

  Chardé and Buddy. Sukie and Eliot. Michaela and Arch.

  I gasped and my blood ran to ice. The final photo was the one I’d shown Sukie and Eliot. The Jerk. In his scrubs.

  “Hey! Was your mystery seller a slender, good-looking guy?” I hollered at the closed door. “Blond hair, drives a gold Mercedes? Real pale, like he’d just gotten out of prison?”

  Inside, all was silence.

  -19-

  I hopped into the van, revved it, and made a hasty U-turn. I glanced back at the house, knowing McIntire was watching my departure through a crack in the curtains. But maybe I was imagining it, the way I was everything else. I punched in Sergeant Boyd’s number on the cellular and told him of my interview with the auction agent. After I described the interchange about the stamps and McIntire’s reaction to my photos, I took a deep breath. Then I said:

  “I suspect that the person who sold McIntire the stamp was my ex-con ex-husband, John Richard Korman.”

  “Goldy, that is such a long shot.”

  “Listen, Sergeant Boyd. John Richard knew Ray Wolff in jail, and now he’s deeply involved with Viv Martini, Wolff’s ex-girlfriend. John Richard just bought a car from Buddy Lauderdale that he can’t possibly afford, not to mention a condo he can’t even begin to afford. He must be getting that money from somewhere. Maybe he cut a deal with Buddy. Not only that, but John Richard treated Sukie Hyde for cancer, and she never mentioned it to me - “

  “Take it easy, Goldy,” Boyd interrupted, obviously determined to put an end to my speculations. “First, we have to question McIntire. Then if we strongly suspect the man received stolen goods connected to a robbery, we’ll try to get a search warrant for his house. If we can arrest him and he agrees to identify Korman from a lineup, we’ll have something to go on. But, all this stuff about Buddy Lauderdale?” He hesitated. “I don’t know, Goldy. It’s beginning to look like you’ve got something against the guy.”

  “Maybe he sold the stamp to McIntire,” I said quickly. “It’s so obvious. You can see The Stamp Fox from his showroom, I was just there - “

  “Goldy, stop.”

  “I want to know who shot Tom.”

  “So do we all. But you’re reaching. For example, do you really think Sukie Hyde would give you the details of her cancer treatment? Especially since it was your ex-husband who treated her? Come on.”

  I exhaled. “You think I’m losing it.”

  “I think you’re reading bizarre stuff into the way some people act. And I think you need to be cautious.”

  “A driver’s been killed. A robber’s been killed and dumped in a creek. My husband’s been shot. Our house has been vandalized and burgled. And you’re saying my problem is I can’t deal with some people, and I need to be cautious?”

  “Just trying to help out,” Boyd replied. “We think we might have a line on your computers, by the way. An older guy matching the description you gave offered to sell a couple that sounded like yours to an undercover cop this morning.”

  “Where?”

  “In a bar.”

  “Morris Han brought our computers to a bar? And tried to sell them there? And one of your guys just happened to be tying one on, first thing in the morning?”

  “Hey, our undercover guys go to bars when they open. It’s their job. Where do you think crooks go in the morning? To the office?”

  “Can you visit McIntire soon? Please?” Okay, I was wheedling, but I really needed his help. He agreed and signed off.

  It was three o’clock. Either Julian or I needed to pick up Arch from fencing practice al; five. At the castle, I had a lot of cooking to do and labyrinth research to review. I shook my head and pressed the accelerator.

  Approaching the Hogback, a sudden cold wind rolled out of the foothills and rocked the van. Was I deluded? Or did I truly believe that Buddy or Chardé or Viv - all of whom either did have or might have the security codes for the castle - or Eliot, or Sukie, or even Michaela, who also had access to everything and seemed awfully angry about something, was guilty of grand-scale theft? Could anyone of them commit murder? Or was the killer some compatriot of Ray Wolff’s, such as the man who stole our computers?

  Fast-moving dark clouds raced from north to south as I headed west, up into the canyon that led to Aspen Meadow. It was true that Andy had been found in the creek, not far from the place where Tom was later shot… and both spots were within spitting distance of the fence surrounding the Hyde Castle estate. Somebody was up to I something, but whether it was John Richard, Viv Martini, Chardé Lauderdale, or her smarmy sharpshooting husband Buddy Lauderdale, I did not know. What worried .I me more was having Arch, Tom, and Julian in such close proximity to the Hydes and their friends. Yes, we could arm our doors at night, but what about during the day? If someone brandished a gun like the one that killed Andy Balachek, a butcher knife wasn’t going to be much defense.

  Boyd’s warning had been, You need to be cautious. I even imagined what he would say to me, if I presented him with my worry about susceptibility. Boyd would insist that our family had already been at the castle one night, enough for a determined killer to have a go at us. So if the killer was in the castle, why hadn’t he or she made a move?

  Tom will know what to do, I thought as I swung through the castle gates. Snowflakes swirled down. I slowed the van, as the icy patches of the long drive were treacherous in the white blur. Concentrating on not slipping, I reflected that being completely honest with Tom was not something I’d been very good at lately. Covert ops and frustration had intruded - in the form of Sara Beth O’Malley. My mind spun back to the question tormenting me for the last two days: What secret is Tom keeping from me? For my part, I was definitely shielding my investigation of Nurse O’Malley from him. He was crazy about her. Connie Oliver had said of Tom and Sara Beth. He was terribly protective of her: Maybe he didn’t love her anymore, as he’d claimed to me. But could he be protecting her? From what? How would I find out without asking him? As I strode into the castle, I realized that while I had many questions, I didn’t have a single answer. It was time to bite the bullet.

  I was surprised to see Tom in the kitchen, groping through one of the glass-fronted cabinets. With his right shoulder bandaged and his arm immobilized by the sling, he was moving with a slowness that made me cringe. In contrast, Julian bounced back and forth from the counter - where an enticing array of miniature finger-shaped sandwiches was arranged - and the kitchen table. Tom shuffled to a stop and gave me a baleful look.

  “Miss G.” His voice was an attempt at joviality, but his eyes betrayed his physical pain. “I’ve been worried about you.”

  “Tom,” I scolded, “you shouldn’t be up.”

  “Please. I couldn’t lie there another minute. Looking at all that old English furniture gave me the heebie-jeebies. So I thought Julian and I could make tea - “

  Julian interjected, “Make that he tells me what he wants for a Brit-style tea, and I make all the sandwiches and cakes. Hungry?”

  The Italian ice cream was a distant memory. I grinned and nodded. Tom loved to cook and to direct cooking. Before relaxing, though, I had to check the dinner ingredients. On the co
unter beside the refrigerator, the Hydes’ lamb roast was happily defrosting. I washed my hands and stuck the meat with a thermometer probe so that room temperature for the interior wouldn’t be a matter of guesswork. Now all I had to find was some mint jelly to go with the lamb. If you were going to be English, you had to go all the way, right?

  “Well, boss,” Julian remarked, “In one department, our tea won’t be authentic.” His smile was impish. “No smoked salmon. So I made cucumber sandwiches. And I’m about to spread cream cheese on that sweet bread you made. Eat your heart out, Weight Watchers.”

  Tom awkwardly stretched his free hand to unlock a high cabinet. “If this isn’t where Sukie stores her tea strainer, and teapot, I’m going to have words with that woman.” He fumbled about on the shelf and ultimately drew out a box of English Breakfast tea leaves, a silver strainer, and Eliot’s ceramic teapot shaped like an English butler. Tom pulled the key from the cupboard. “And before you ask, Goldy, Sukie gave me the keys and told me to get out anything we needed. The trick is just to find which key goes with which hole.” He surveyed the kitchen table. “What else do we need?”

  “Scones!” Julian and I said in unison.

  Julian offered to put together butter, jams, and thick whipped cream if I would bake the treats. I was happy for scone duty, since I had a recipe that I’d been tinkering with back in Ye Olde Home Kitchen, the same one I’d tried – unsuccessfully - to make for the cops. Eliot had mentioned that he eventually wanted to serve Victorian-style tea to conference clients, and I was eager to offer irresistible samples of my wares. My laptop booted while I rummaged through my boxes for a package of currants. I inserted the disk with British-fare recipes. Eventually the scone recipe flashed on the screen.

  I preheated the oven and poured boiling water over the currants. While the currants were plumping up, I measured dry ingredients into the Hydes’ food processor. Chunks of cold unsalted butter went in next, followed by a quick binding with egg, milk, and cream. I patted out and cut the resulting rich dough, then slid scone triangles into the oven. While Tom merrily squabbled with Julian over the taste merits of meat-based over vegetarian chili, Julian searched through the kitchen jam cabinet for lemon marmalade.

  “See if you can nab some mint jelly,” I begged him. After a few minutes of clattering, Julian brought out small crystal jars of blackberry jelly, orange and lemon marmalades, and raspberry jam.

  “No mint jelly,” he said, discouraged. After a moment, he brightened. “Hold on, I think I remember seeing some mint jelly in Eliot’s other jam cabinet.” He grabbed the keys, disappeared into the buttery/dining room, and cursed colorfully. Then more sounds of clanking glass reached the kitchen. After a moment, Julian marched back into the kitchen, clutching jars of mint and sherry jelly.

  While the baking scones filled the kitchen with a homey scent, we sipped Tom’s dark, hot, perfectly brewed English Breakfast tea and ate the delectable cucumber and cream cheese sandwiches. Julian remembered that Michaela had called to say she was bringing Arch home. When I expressed guilt that we weren’t including our hosts, Julian said the Hydes would be out until the evening meal. Eliot, Julian went on, had signed up to attend a late-afternoon seminar on running a home-based business. Sukie, vowing that she was the only Hyde who had any business running anything, had insisted on accompanying him. Julian had packed them a snack of gourmet vegetarian wraps. They’d said they’d be back at seven for dinner in the Great Hall, where Eliot had already set up the Elizabethan games he wanted us to try. Great, I thought. Cook, eat, and playa rousing game or two of indoor badminton and horseshoes. Excuse me - shuttlecock and penny prick. Why did Elizabethan games sound like naughty sex? Would the Elk Park parents call after Friday’s banquet and complain?

  I put these worries out of my head when the steaming scones emerged from the oven. We cooed and chattered and spread layers of whipped cream and jams on each split half. Yum, my brain cried, when I bit into flaky, moist layers slathered with cream and melting sherry jelly. I noticed Tom was still not eating much. Nevertheless, his spirits seemed to have perked up in the presence of family and food. I glanced at the clock: quarter to four. If we were going to have our heart-to-heart, the time was approaching.

  “Goldy?” asked Julian. “I forgot to tell you your supplier finally arrived. She brought another lamb roast, plus all the extra foodstuffs for tomorrow and Friday. When we finish here, do you want me to keep working on the labyrinth lunch? I finished the soup. Eliot said before he left that he wanted us to check that the tables would arrive early tomorrow morning.”

  “Let’s wait on that,” I replied. “And thanks for helping Alicia, and for getting started here. I want to work on tonight’s dinner, but not quite yet.” Even though the bedroom would have been a better setting for my tęte-ŕ-tęte with Tom, the time was ripe. I gave Julian a meaningful glance.

  “Okay!” Julian exclaimed. “I guess I’ll go set the six of us up in the Great Hall.” In a wink, he was gone.

  “Tom,” I plunged in, “we need to talk. Something’s been bothering me.…” I faltered.

  He furrowed his brow, but his face was blank. “Go on.”

  “Right after you were shot, you said something strange to me. You said, ‘I don’t love her.’”

  His shoulders slumped and he looked away. “Oh God. So it’s true. I didn’t imagine it.”

  “Didn’t imagine what? That Sara Beth O’Malley is alive?”

  Tom’s eyes, when he turned back to me, were the lucid green of sunlit seawater. “Goldy, I love you. I’m married to you. When I woke up in that hospital, I didn’t know whether I’d dreamed that she’d come back or not. They warned me that the pain medication might be hallucinogenic, so I put it down to that. Then I woke up here, and I thought I saw somebody run out of our room.”

  No wonder he’d been looking so full of pain. My heart ached. “A man or a woman was running out of our room? Didn’t you have your door armed?”

  “The door was armed.” There was more than a hint of irritation in his voice. “It didn’t look like a man or a woman. It looked like a kid in a suit of armor, like that ghost story last night. It looked like a hallucination, except the armor clanked pretty loudly.”

  “But Sara Beth O’Malley isn’t a hallucination, right?”

  He shook his head. “No, I think she’s alive. All these years of silence, then she starts sending me e-mails. I was trying to figure out what was going on when I was shot.”

  He looked so forlorn that I took his big hands into mine. “Since it’s full-disclosure time,” I said hesitantly, “I want to tell you that I downloaded her e-mails, plus the one you received from the State Department. I also downloaded Andy’s e-mails, because I thought it might help figure out who shot the two of you. I put all the e-mails on a disk before our computers were stolen.”

  He lifted a sandy eyebrow. “Let me get this straight. You not only read my personal, private e-mails from Andy Balachek, you also read my personal, private electronic correspondence from and about Sara Beth?”

  “I’m sorry. It’s just that when you told me that you didn’t love some woman, I was sure she was the one who’d shot at our house and shot you. I was trying to figure out who it was, too.”

  “But I’d already told you I didn’t love her.”

  “So, you haven’t actually seen her yet?”

  “No.”

  “Well, I have to tell you, I have.”

  “What?” Tom’s face furrowed. “Are you sure? You saw her? Talked to her?”

  “Both. But not for more than a minute. The day after you were shot, she staked out our house. I looked at an old photograph of her from your album. She looked like the same woman, only older.”

  “Uh-huh.”

  I tried to control my trembling voice. “I’m wondering if she shot out our window, and then she shot you, because she’s the jealous type.” I forced myself to stop talking.

  “My, my.”

  I paused, then went on: “Look,
Tom, I’m terribly sorry about prying into the Sara Beth thing. Can you just please tell me what’s going on?”

  He lifted his left shoulder. “She didn’t die. Or else, I figured, someone was doing a great hoax job. But if you saw her and talked to her, I don’t know. I do think I should try to meet her. She said in her e-mail she has a dentist’s appointment Friday morning … .”

  I swallowed. Did I trust him meeting with that lovely, enigmatic woman? What were my choices? I could hear the reluctance in my voice when I said, “I won’t do anything else about her if you don’t want me to. But here’s one more thing I’ve been wondering about … although it’s a bit far-fetched.”

  “Don’t worry, Miss G.” His voice was grim. “I’m used to far-fetched these days.”

  “The owner of The Stamp Fox insists any stolen philatelic material can be easily fenced in the Far East. Do you think there’s a possibility Sara Beth could be part of the stamp robbery?”

  He considered the crumbs on our plates, then shook his head. “It’s not like her. Or at least, not the way she used to be. Obviously, I didn’t know her as well as I thought I did.”

  “As long as this is truth time, you should know I’ve been doing some poking around on a related matter.” Tom groaned and I continued hastily, “I’m not sure it’s safe for us to stay here. Sukie was treated by John Richard for cancer, and didn’t tell me - “

  “That makes her dangerous?”

  “The Lauderdales hate me, and Chardé is the castle decorator. She can get into the castle anytime she wants.”

  “Now there’s an indication of guilt.” “And Eliot Hyde had an affair with Viv Martini, who is John Richard’s new girlfriend and was Ray Wolff’s - “

  “You have been busy. Listen, I want to go home, too. And we will, soon. Meanwhile, I think it’s fine for us to be here. Eliot Hyde is so afraid of looking bad in the public eye he wouldn’t dare try anything, and Sukie knows where her bread gets buttered.”