The Crow Behind the Mirror_Book One of the Mirror Wars

by Sean M. Hogan

  THE END

  The End of Book One

  To be continued in Book Two of The Mirror Wars:

  MARK OF THE Phoniex

  (coming soon…)

  In the meantime, why not check out some bonus chapters from my novel, A Halloween Carol.

  A HALLOWEEN CAROL

  A Christmas Carol with a Halloween twist! An electrifyingly creepy and hilarious tale guaranteed to haunt and delight young readers for many spooky seasons to come!

  Fourteen-year-old Zach Hall begins the Halloween holiday with his patented miserly contempt. Even the sudden appearance of a zombie named Kevin and a little witch named Alice, his new friendly neighbors, can’t break him from his funk. That is, until Zach meets a magical scarecrow and makes his wish on the jack-o’-lantern.

  Now the three great Timeless Spirits of All Hallows’ Eve—a smooth talking devil, a witch with crocodile eyes, and a ghastly masked phantom—will take him on a soul-searching adventure through time and space, past and future. A journey that will reveal hard truths the young scrooge-in-training is reluctant to face.

  To save the holiday he despises most, Zach must open his heart to undo years of bitter stubbornness and discover the loophole to his ill-made wish on the jack-o’-lantern. Or else, an eight-foot-tall slime monster named Bobby will swallow his new friends and family whole.

  A Halloween Carol

  SEAN M. HOGAN

  CHAPTER ONE

  Private Collection

  MR. WILKINS RAN as fast as his hundred-dollar loafers could carry his 240-pound self. He should have listened to his wife Lenoir and gone on that diet and kept his New Year’s resolution. He would have been faster down those stairs, quicker on those hallway turns. Too bad he wasn’t, too bad Bobby was gaining.

  Bobby was far more menacing than your traditional things that go bump in the night. Most could be avoided if you followed the rules. Don’t fall asleep and Freddy can’t get you, don’t mess with Indian burial grounds or creepy summer camps and hockey masked psychos won’t bother you. Don’t go out on full moons, don’t get bitten, and definitely don’t feed it after midnight and you’ll make it out alive. Not so with Bobby, he didn’t have rules or limitations. If Bobby wants you he finds you, and Bobby’s good at finding things.

  The doorknob wouldn’t twist all the way; the door wouldn’t budge. So, Mr. Wilkins tried another and then another. All locked. School was out for the night. As Mr. Wilkins cursed his own misfortune he remembered something important. Bathrooms don’t have things like locks. He bolted into the girls’ bathroom and into the last stall. He shut the door, sat down, and waited. He waited and listened for Bobby.

  An eerie quiet filled that bathroom, the kind of quiet where there’s a buzzing noise in your ear and, for a moment, you’re not sure whether you’ve just gone deaf or not. Mr. Wilkins hoisted himself onto the toilet and crouched into as round a ball as he could manage. He pulled out his cell phone, flipped open the screen, and dialed the numbers 9-1-1. He placed the phone to his ear and whispered, “Please help me… someone’s… something’s after me.”

  “You’re a funny man, Mr. Wilkins,” said the voice on the other line. “What makes you think you can hide from Bobby?”

  “Who… is… this?” asked Mr. Wilkins in a cold shudder.

  “You’re also a bad teacher, Mr. Wilkins, smoking on school grounds. Bobby knows what to do with bad teachers.”

  The phone gargled and gulped as Mr. Wilkins felt something warm and sticky touch his ear. He pulled the phone away to find green liquid slime squeezing through the tiny speaker holes like playdough. He threw the phone into the toilet and flushed it down. He waited for the clear water to come back up, but only green swampy gunk came back to greet him. Little by little it rose until the slime flowed over the edge, bubbling slightly at first, then faster like a boiling pot of chili.

  Mr. Wilkins pressed his back to the door and stared with unwavering eyes as five fingers poked out from the slime. Only they were much too long to be fingers, more like king crab legs, wielding the same hard and warty skin. Soon a complete hand emerged from the toilet, the slime tugging and pulling along like spider webbing. The whole arm dwarfed him, casting him in gloom. The shadows of the fingers danced and slithered like snakes and noodles over his terror inflicted face.

  An eye formed then a set of misshaped teeth, not one matching the other, each tooth unique and horridly special in its own sinister way. At last, a face peered back at Mr. Wilkins, a deformed, lopsided, uneven grinning face with sheets of hard warty skin wrapped around it to keep it solid.

  “Bobby can fit through any hole. Bobby can squeeze through any crack,” said the uneven face. “Bobby knows how!”

  Mr. Wilkins ran out the bathroom and down the hall. He didn’t stop till he found himself in the middle of the gymnasium. The darkness had swallowed him up and he could barely see his own hands, but he didn’t need to see to realize he was cornered. Only one way out, the way he came in.

  He could feel the air behind him change, becoming thicker and soupier in nature and malevolent in taste, the sensation crawling up his spine like hungry spiders and scorpions. He knew Bobby was behind him, he was never more certain of anything in his life.

  Bobby smiled as he pulled his ribs apart to show his insides, only they weren’t insides as much as they were people wrapped in slime and bound with guts and intestines. They were keepsakes of Bobby, now a part of his growing collection.

  The slime-covered victims moaned as they grabbed at Mr. Wilkins’ shirt, ripping and pulling him in. He tried his best to cling to Bobby’s ribs, but they were far too slippery. When his cheek pressed against Bobby’s beating heart, he let out a shrieking howl before choking on Bobby’s bodily fluids.

  The light faded as Bobby clamped his ribs shut with a loud crackling crunch, a sound akin to a lobster’s shell cracking under the force of a butter knife.

  CHAPTER TWO

  One Zombie and One Witch

  THE MORNING AIR carried with it a tinge of Jack Frost’s patented spitefulness, the leaves were stained orange and yellow, the sky formed into a cloudy mess of anti-therapeutic gray, and the flavor of the wind that of hot ash and BBQ meats. Children’s laughter rang out from street corner to street corner, shadows of plastic webbing crept past every lawn, polished black spiders hung down each branch of each tree, and sunken pumpkins with sliced up faces and specialized glares filled each step of each front door. Today was the day for tricksters and pranksters, for treats and delights. Today was Halloween and no other day infuriated Zach Hall more.

  He tried his best to fog up the car glass window with a warthog’s puff, but to no use. He could see them, laughing, joking, skipping, running, dancing, and worst of all trick-or-treating—at eleven in the morning no less. What kind of town is this, he thought, have they no decency, no pride, or sense of self-worth? Fools dressing up like fools, acting like fools, impersonating fools, a town of fools for fools, a town that needed to grow up.

  Zach Hall was fourteen and, worst of all, serious.

  “We’re almost there, sport,” said Zach’s father Mr. Hall, “You excited?” He glanced back from the driver’s seat.

  Zach stared back, unflinching. “No,” he replied.

  “Ah, where’s your sense of adventure?” asked Mr. Hall.

  “The same place as his sense of humor,” answered his annoying big sister, Jill, “buried three miles under the sea.”

  She smiled back at Zach, a smile so big you’d think she had just finished a knockout performance of her own little comedy tour. It took every bit of Zach’s willpower not to throw her out of the car window these past six hours. He wasn’t sure he could make it to seven.

  Even though Jill was only two years older than him, Zach still couldn’t understand her. She might as well had spoken Egyptian and been a native of the planet Crouton. She’s a walking contradiction, Zach thought. She hated sticking out yet dressed in all black and wore the strangest piercings and jewelry. Her hair wa
s some random color every two weeks or so—Zach was lucky if he remembered to brush his short and stubby blond hair that often. Everything he liked she hated and everything she liked made Zach want to vomit. They were the worst of friends, the best of enemies. They were unfortunately, tragically, ironically siblings.

  “Well, I’m excited. New house, new back yard, new neighbors,” said Mr. Hall as he stuck his nose out his car window and snorted a huge heap of air. “Smell that? That’s new life smell. Like a new pair of shoes.”

  “You’re not a dog, Dad,” said Jill as she covered her face in embarrassment. “People are staring.”

  And indeed, they were. One kid even pointed.

  Mr. Hall drove past a festively orange and black pumpkin shaped sign that read: Welcome to Crestwood, third safest town in America, population 856. There was a seven above the number six but it was crossed out with a green painted X.

  “Correction, 859,” said Mr. Hall with a prideful smile.

  “Third safest, so in other words this place is boring?” Zach mumbled as he glanced up from his comic book about solar powered superheroes and slimy coated villains.

  “I’m sure there’s lots of fun to be had here, sport,” said Mr. Hall. “Just use your imagination.”

  Zach didn’t have one of those.

  “We could all go bowling tonight,” suggested Mr. Hall.

  “On Halloween night?” protested Jill.

  “That’s right!” said Mr. Hall. “I almost forgot. It’s Halloween.”

  Jill planted her face into her hands again. “Yes, because people dress up in silly costumes and beg for candy every Friday.”

  “Hey, you guys want to go trick-or-treating tonight?” asked Mr. Hall.

  “Not a chance,” they both replied.

  The first thing they ever agreed on, probably the last too. Jill was at the age when she hated being seen with her father in public yet still needed things like rides and cash. Compromises were a necessary evil in her world. Zach, on the other hand, just hated pretending. People are always pretending, he surmised, lying with a smile. They were plastered on every billboard and on every television screen, not an honest smile among the sea of manipulation. The world had enough fake smiles as it is. It didn’t require his. Even his mother had that same fake smile on the day she left, which was the last day Zach smiled back. Halloween is every day, people just don’t know it.

  The car slid into the driveway and Mr. Hall eagerly stepped out to greet his new castle. It was a quaint little house, only a slightly different model from the rest of the homes on the block. No better, no worse. The charcoal red roof shingles were the best part because of the state-of-the-art solar panels that were woven in between each little shingle. Mr. Hall surmised they would save him thousands on energy expenses in the years to come. They would break in December.

  “I get dibs on the room next to the bathroom,” said Jill, bailing out the car door.

  Zach just sat and waited. Soon he would have to unpack and lift heavy things upstairs. He wasn’t looking forward to that. In fact, he couldn’t remember the last time he had looked forward to anything in particular. Best to stay put for now.

  He gave a melancholy stare out his window. A zombie stared back.

  “Got any fresh brains?” asked the zombie.

  Zach didn’t reply, he just looked away. Best to avoid eye contact. He just might catch the hint and walk away. He didn’t.

  “Where’s your costume, stranger?” asked the zombie with a cowboy accent.

  “I don’t have a costume,” replied Zach.

  “But it’s—”

  Zach cut the zombie off. “I know what day it is. I just don’t believe in holidays. It’s not my thing.”

  “Mormon?” asked the zombie. “My cousin in Nevada is Mormon. He’s not allowed to drink soda and coffee. I’m just not allowed to drink coffee… not after last time.”

  The last time the zombie, when he was still among the living that is, had coffee was Christmas Eve. His uncle Rob had given him a cup to celebrate his passage into manhood. He didn’t sleep for three days, dug a seven-foot hole in the front yard, and declared war on all bees and wasps. He was hospitalized after being stung over a hundred times.

  “I’m not Mormon,” insisted Zach. “I just don’t like dressing up like some kind of fool.” With that he stepped out the opposite side door and onto the driveway.

  “Oh yeah, well, I refuse to substitute your limited and highly subjective reality for my own conscious and subconscious perception of identity,” said the zombie, quite proudly at that.

  Zach stared back like he had just seen a cow with a rocket strapped to its back launch into space.

  “Sorry, Kevin can’t help it, our mom makes us listen to self-help audio books,” said a little girl’s voice.

  Zach looked down to find not one but two interlopers standing before him. One zombie and one witch. Correction. One small witch, so small in fact that Zach hadn’t seen her next to her fourteen-year-old brother, Kevin, whom she was standing by the whole time. Her name was Alice and she was twelve. In one hand, Alice carried a black handled broom with hot pink colored straw sticking out and, in her other hand, she held a book of spells she bought off the internet for 20 dollars. Its previous owner was a witch doctor from Venezuela who reportedly used it to raise the dead and exorcise demons. Alice was the only one who bid on it.

  “Our mom says gradeschool is the most damaging period in our lives and it took her 23 years to build back the self-esteem she lost during adolescence,” said Alice while she adjusted her pointy black hat. “The other kids used to throw hotdogs at her in gym class.”

  “Why would they do something like that?” asked Zach.

  Kevin shrugged. “A ritualistic display of ostracization within a ridged social hierarchy.”

  Alice snickered. “They said she smelt like a wiener.”

  Mr. Hall waved over to Kevin.

  Kevin waved back.

  “You kids live next door?” asked Mr. Hall.

  “Yeah, we’re the Lovejoys,” replied Alice as she pointed across the street to her house. A two-story home, painted blue with countless concrete gnomes and plastic flamingos sticking out of the crabgrass laced lawn. “My name’s Alice and this is my brother, Kevin.”

  Kevin waved again.

  “Pleased to meet you, we just moved in so we don’t know many people here,” said Mr. Hall as he turned his sights on Zach.

  Zach immediately knew by the expression on his father’s face that the next words out of his mouth would be trouble.

  “Say, my cool hip son here is in need of some new play buddies,” said Mr. Hall. “So, what do you say—want to be best friends?’

  It was worse than trouble. Zach was breathless.

  Kevin thought hard for a moment then shrugged. “Okay.”

  “We were going to head over to the old pumpkin patch on Harbor to raise some dead people. You can come if you want,” suggested Alice as she proudly held up her new spell book for all to see.

  Mr. Hall waved goodbye and wished them a safe journey. And just like that Zach found himself walking down the street with one zombie and one witch. Life was cruel to Zach, especially on Halloween.

  CHAPTER THREE

  To Wish Upon a Jack-O’-Lantern

  PUMPKINS LINED THE DIRT PATH, twisting and curling into more of a maze than a road. Each pumpkin was more deformed and misshapen than the one just before it, they seemed to be begging to be chosen, to be gutted, and carved a smile, their shriveled vines slithering over the trail in a desperate attempt to snare any unwary traveler. Zach, Alice, and Kevin walked past with alert eyes and carefully placed steps.

  Alice studied the landscape, already planning her escape if needed once she raised a few corpses. She hoped the undead would be slow and lumbering, like in the old black and white movies, and not like those modern running dead. Those weren’t very sporting. Having a pet zombie had been her dream since as far back as she could remember. Once tamed and
properly restrained with dog collar and leash, she would take her undead on walks and on Sundays to the park where she would ride him piggyback and terrorize the ducks and health-conscious morning joggers. Alice didn’t have issues, only evil plans.

  A scarecrow hung at the end of the pumpkin patch maze—his arms and legs nothing more than shriveled up husks of brown and black tree limbs, his ancient jacket a faded plaid soaked with mud and the oiliest of pond scum, his pants torn to strips of string and yarn, his face replaced by a pumpkin with a hand carved heckled grin. Though his eyes seemed sad for a jack-o’-lantern, almost as if he was lonely on that T-shaped wooden crucifix.

  Zach looked on, more annoyed than moved. “Okay, so we’re here. Now what?”

  “Mr. Jerkins buries his victims in this very spot,” Alice replied, pointing to a patch of dirt before her feet.

  Zach raised an eyebrow. “Victims?”

  “His ex-wives and their lovers he caught them with,” noted Kevin.

  “And you know this how?” asked Zach.

  “Suzie told me that Jeff told her that Alex told him that she overheard her mother mention…” Alice stopped to count her fingers, making sure she got every detail right.

  “Just read the spell so we can get out of here.” Zach massaged his newly acquired migraine.

  Alice opened her spell book to the page with a zombie illustration hand-sketched in blackish purple beetle ink; it smelt of the faint odor of lilac and old turtle shells. She glided her fingers across the image, feeling the bumps and grooves of the ink sketching. The passage underneath was more chicken scratch than any decipherable known language, in fact it had been etched in by a severed chicken’s foot centuries before by its original owner.