The Broken Penny
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There was nothing else. As they rose to go Pressway tugged at his handlebar moustache. ‘Just one more thing. old man. Take my tip and don’t get mixed up in this cloak and dagger stuff any more. Not your cup of tea. Stick to being’ – here Pressway’s handlebar moustache curled upward, his face reddened and he repressed laughter with difficulty – ‘a night watchman.’
Chapter Five
‘So you want your old job back, eh?’ said Mr Goldblatt. ‘The holiday’s over and you’ve brought back a little woman and you’ve come to see old Goldblatt, who’s the wickedest skinflint that ever threw his money about like a man with no hands.’
‘That’s right.’
‘And how’s the state of the world? Did you put that right while you were away, or couldn’t you manage it?’
‘I couldn’t manage it.’
‘And you didn’t try, don’t tell me, or you wouldn’t have brought back a little woman. Politics was it you were going in for, I never believed a word of it, do you see any green in Ike Goldblatt’s eye? But I’ll tell you something about politics now, about all the war, murder, lynching, bloody revolution we got today. Do you know how we could stop it? Get all the politicians into one big room and knock ’em all on the head, bang!’ Mr Goldblatt drew a deep breath. ‘Eh, how sweet the air would smell afterwards.’
‘You’re not a conservative, you’re a natural anarchist.’
‘A natural anarchist, hear what he’s calling me. Now I tell you what Ike Goldblatt’s going to do with you, Ike whose heart is tender so that if you tried it against cast iron in a furnace the cast iron would melt first. He’s going to raise you two pounds a week. Not one pound, two. How’s that, eh? Can you live on it?’
‘Many live on less.’
‘Many live on less, some live in Park Lane, that ain’t what I asked you. Can you live on it, eh?’
‘Yes. And thank you.’
‘Don’t thank me, thank the Lord who gave me that much brains that if I had a few more I’d be half-witted. That’s one thing. Now you bring your little chicken down here to the warehouse and I let her choose a wedding present there. Anything she likes.’ Mr Goldblatt’s arm moved outward in an extravagant arc.
‘It’s very good of you.’
‘When I say anything, you know what I mean.’ Mr Goldblatt tapped his nose. ‘A nice fox cape, a good beaver lamb, even a muskrat maybe. But ermine, sable, mink – pfui! Leave them for the snobs. It’s the snobs we live on.’
‘Of course. I’ll bring Ilona down tomorrow. Shall I come back next Monday?’
‘Next Monday, yes. Now, can you say Ike Goldblatt didn’t treat you square? You can’t, my boy, no more can anyone else. Go ahead and get married, and may all your troubles be little ones.’
Garden walked slowly down the street to the café where he had left Ilona. Children, he thought – there will be children who grow up to hate or love me, if they grow up at all. What shall I say when they ask, as every new generation asks its elders: ‘What do you believe in?’ And because he could no longer answer such a question, his eyes filled with tears.
He stood in the doorway of the café. Ilona got up and came to him. ‘Was it all right?’
‘Was what all right?’
‘The job. Did he give you back your job?’ He nodded. ‘Oh. that’s good, isn’t it, that’s very good.’
He took her hand. ‘Ilona, I hope that when we are married – when we have children – they will be ready to fight for the things they believe in.’
She said impatiently, ‘Always thinking about fighting. You are too old for that now, leave it to the fighting men.’
‘I expect you’re right. What do you believe in, Ilona?’
‘Trying to be happy,’ she said laughing. ‘Not worrying about the future, not thinking too much about the present.’
‘I expect you’re right,’ Garden said again.
‘There’s a cinema just down the road. It’s a Western on, my favourite Western.’ She pulled his arm. ‘Come along.’
They walked down the road together and went into the cinema. The film was Shane.
Symons' Series Bibliography
Inspector Bland Titles
(in order of first publication)
These titles can be read as a series, or randomly as standalone novels
The Immaterial Murder Case (1945)
A Man Called Jones (1947)
Bland Beginning (1949)
Inspector Crambo Titles
(in order of first publication)
These titles can be read as a series, or randomly as standalone novels
The Narrowing Circle (1954)
The Gigantic Shadow (The Pipe Dream) (1958)
Joan Kahn-Harper Titles
(in order of first publication)
These titles can be read as a series, or randomly as standalone novels
The Man Who Killed Himself (1967)
The Man Who Lost His Wife (1967)
The Man Whose Dreams Came True (1968)
The Players & The Game (1972)
The Plot Against Roger Rider (1973)
Sheridan Haynes
A Three Pipe Problem (1975)
Standalone Novels
(in order of first publication)
The 31st of February (1950)
The Broken Penny (1953)
The Paper Chase (Bogue's Fortune) (1956)
The Colour of Murder (1957)
The Progress of a Crime (1960)
The Killing of Francie Lake (The Plain Man) (1962)
The End of Solomon Grundy (1964)
The Belting Inheritance (1965)
Non-Fiction
Horatio Bottomley (1937)
Buller's Campaign (The Boer War & His Career) (1974)
Thomas Carlyle (The Life & Ideas of a Prophet) (1954)
England's Pride (General Gordon of Khartoum) (1954)
The General Strike (1987)
The Thirties (1975)
Tell-Tale Heart: The Life & Works of Edgar Allen Poe (1978)
Synopses of Symons' Titles
Published by House of Stratus
The 31st February
Anderson was a bored, unhappy sales executive longing for something to liven up his monotonous life. But perhaps he wished too hard because it was not long before he found his wife lying dead at the bottom of the cellar stairs. An accident of course - so why wouldn't the police believe him?
The Belting Inheritance
When a stranger arrives at Belting, he is met with a very mixed reception by the occupants of the old house. Claiming his so-called 'rightful inheritance' the stranger makes plans to take up residence at once. Such a thing was bound to cause problems amongst the family - but why were so many of them turning up dead?
Bland Beginnings
A purchase at a second-hand bookshop seems an innocent enough event. Tony Shelton hadn't expected it to be anything but that - and he certainly hadn't expected it to throw him head first into the world of violence, blackmail and robbery. For it becomes clear that the book has a rather higher price than he paid for it - a price that was to lead to murder..
The Broken Penny
An Eastern-block country, shaped like a broken penny, was being torn apart by warring resistance movements. Only one man could unite the hostile factions - Professor Jacob Arbitzer. Arbitzer, smuggled into the country by Charles Garden during the Second World War, has risen to become president, only to have to be smuggled out again when the communists gained control. Under pressure from the British Government who want him reinstated, Arbitzer agreed to return on one condition; that Charles Garden again escort him. The Broken Penny is a thrilling spy adventure brilliantly recreating the chilling conditions of the Cold War.
Buller's Campaign
A powerful and invaluable reassessment of the life of General Buller and of the part he played in British military history. Beginning with his struggle for the position of Commander-in-Chief of the Army in 1895, it goes on to portray his role in the Boer
War, and on its path, reveals many of the Victorian Imperialist attitudes of the day. A man of numerous failures, General Buller has been treated unkindly by history but Symons here seeks to paint a more rounded picture. Whilst never attempting to excuse the General's mistakes, he portrays Buller as a complex and often misunderstood character and reveals the deep ironies that surrounded so much of what he achieved. An exceptional book and an outstanding contribution to military history.
The Colour of Murder
John Wilkins was a gentle, mild-mannered man who lived a simple, predictable life. So when he met a beautiful, irresistible girl his world was turned upside down. Looking at his wife, and thinking of the girl, everything turned red before his eyes - the colour of murder. Later, his mind a blank, his only defence was that he loved his wife far too much to hurt her.
The End of Solomon Grundy
When a girl turns up dead in a Mayfair mews, the police want to write it off as just another murdered prostitute, but Superintendent Manners isn't quite so sure. He is convinced that the key to the crime lies in 'The Dell', an affluent suburban housing estate. And in 'The Dell' lives Solomon Grundy. Could he have killed the girl? So Superintendent Manners thinks.
England's Pride
General Gordon, charged with the task of defending Khartoum, was stabbed to death on 26 January 1885 when the Mahdi's forces took the town by storm. Two days later, the Expeditionary force arrived to relieve Gordon but found the town firmly in the hands of the Mahdi. In England's Pride, Julian Symons tells the story of the disastrous and tragic failure of this mission. Analysing events from both a political and military stance, and consulting a wide range of sources, he questions why the Gladstone Government had not acted sooner in the first place, and then, once orders had been given, what contributed to the complex chain of events that was ultimately to thwart the relieving force. Capturing in brilliant detail all the glory of Victorian times, England's Pride is a vivid and dramatic book on a sorely neglected subject.
The General Strike
In May 1926, Britain was gripped by what became known as the General Strike. This downing of tools lasted for nine days, during which time it divided the people, threatened the survival of the government of the day and brought the country nearer to revolution that it perhaps had ever been. In this accurate and lively account, Symons draws on contemporary press reports, letters and oral sources, along with TUC records to provide an invaluable historical account of the remarkable event and the people and places that featured so prominently in it.
The Gigantic Shadow
Bill Hunter, TV personality, made his living by asking the rich and famous difficult and highly personal questions. But when the tables were turned and he found himself being asked about his own rather murky past, he wasn't quite so sure of himself. Out of a job and little hope of finding another, he teamed up with the reckless Anthea to embark upon a dangerous and deadly plan that was to have murderous consequences.
Horation Bottomley
Horatio Bottomley was one of the most flamboyant characters of the twentieth century. From his inauspicious beginnings as a child in an orphanage, he made a series of extremely shrewd financial investments, went on to achieve Parliamentary success, and was reputed to have a mind to equal the finest legal brains in the country. From these dizzy heights he fell to sudden bankruptcy and the remainder of his life proved to be an eternal repeat of the cycle - huge success (he was nearly included in the post-war cabinet) to complete ruin. In this superb biography, Julian Symons brilliantly captures all the irony and drama in the life of this remarkable man, and creates a very readable, and all-too-poignant story of success and failure.
The Immaterial Murder Case
'Most immaterialists are a little mad. If you ever meet one, you should be most careful to keep your fingers crossed.' American-born John Wilson and his troop of distinguished friends were well known in the fashionable parts of London. And at their social gatherings the very latest fad was 'immaterialism', and the quest for the perfect immaterial work of art - but what they hadn't expected to find was the perfect immaterial murder.
The Killing of Francie Lake
Octavius Gaye, founder and creator of the hugely successful magazine empire, Plain Man Enterprises, saw himself as the original 'plain man'. The truth however was rather different as Gaye was an unscrupulous tycoon with a strangely captivating nature who surrounded himself by a series of weak-willed puppets that he manipulated to his heart's content. One such puppet was Francie Lake and as the plot unfolds, Symons reveals how and why Francie simply had to die.
Tell-Tale Heart: The Life & Works of Edgar Allen Poe
This biography strips away the myths that have grown up around the life of Edgar Allen Poe, and provides a completely fresh assessment of both the man and his work. Symons reveals Poe as his contemporaries saw him - a man struggling to make a living out of hack journalism and striving to find a backer for his new magazine, and a man whose life was beset by so many tragedies that he was often driven to excessive drinking and a string of unhealthy relationships. Fittingly written by another master in the art of crime writing, The Tell-Tale Heart brilliantly portrays the original creator of the detective story and reveals him as the genius, and unashamed plagiarist, that he was.
A Man Called Jones
The office party was in full swing so no one heard the shot, fired at close range through the back of Lionel Hargreaves, elder son of the founder of 'Hargreaves Advertising Agency'. The killer left only one clue; a pair of yellow gloves, but it looked almost as if he had wanted them to be found. As Inspector Bland sets out to solve the murder, he encounters a deadly trail of deception, suspense, and two more dead bodies.
The Man Who Killed Himself
Arthur Brownjohn has never quite got anything right. Whatever he does, it always seems to go more than a little awry. The same could be said for the murder of his wife - a bungled, inferior affair despite his having consulting all the experts in the field of killings, executions and dastardly deeds. Resolving never to repeat the same mistakes, he enlists the help of Major Easonby Mellon - a man who really knows what he's doing!
The Man Who Lost His Wife
Gilbert Welton's life changed one breakfast time - his wife, Virginia, announced she was leaving him. Perhaps not the expected beginning of a comedy, but Symons employs his customary skill and brilliant wit to reveal the funny side of the tale. The result is a hilarious and riotous look at the life of a very ordinary middle-aged man.
The Man Who's dreams Came True
A likeable but rather hapless young man decides he's tired of small-time games and attempts to break into the big league. However, he finds himself woefully out of his depth and ends up caught out in an ingenious back-firing murder conspiracy. Entertaining and full of suspense, Symons' plot has enough twists to keep you guessing right until the final thrilling conclusion.
The Narrowing Circle
Dave Nelson was fiercely ambitious. First in line for the top job on a magazine, he had every right to feel lucky. So when Willie Strayte was offered the job instead, and then turned up dead twenty-four hours later and everyone pointed the finger at Dave, he felt his luck had run out. As the net draws tighter around him, he finds himself in a desperate struggle for survival.
The Paper Chase
Crime-writer Charles Applegate decided to set his second novel in a progressive school. Taking a job at Bramley Hall to see what such a school was like 'from the inside,' Applegate found to his dismay that he was expected to do rather more than just people-watch. And when a murder took place on his first night there, his skills as a detective writer were called upon as well. But real-life crime was to prove very different from its fictional counterpart.
The Players & The Game
'Count Dracula meets Bonnie Parker. What will they do together? The vampire you'd hate to love, sinister and debonair, sinks those eye teeth into Bonnie's succulent throat.' Is this the beginning of a sadistic relationship or simply an extr
act from a psychopath's diary? Either way it marks the beginning of a dangerous game that is destined to end in chilling terror and bloody murder.
The Plot Against Roger Rider
Roger Rider and Geoffrey Paradine had known each other since childhood. Roger was the intelligent, good-looking, successful one and Geoffrey was the one everyone else picked on. When years of suppressed anger, jealousy and frustration finally surfaced, Geoffrey took his revenge by sleeping with Roger's beautiful wife. Was this price enough for all those miserable years of put-downs? When Roger turned up dead the police certainly didn't think so.
The Progress of a Crime
Hugh Bennett, young reporter on a local paper, witnessed a terrible crime - a group of boys stabbed a man to death on Guy Fawkes' night, right in front of the fire on the village green. But as Bennett attempts to write the story for his paper, doubts begin to creep in about what he had actually seen, and he finds himself facing an immense moral dilemma. On first publication, The Progress of a Crime was seen as setting new standards in crime fiction.