Rex Stout_Nero Wolfe 07

by Over My Dead Body

  “Don’t be amusing. I’m in no humor for it.”

  “I realize you’re not.” I sipped some more milk. “Where do we stand, anyway? Are we on a case or not? If so, what kind of a case?”

  “I don’t know. I don’t like it. I don’t like that paper. I don’t like having that thing in the refrigerator disguised as a cake. We’ll either have to find out who used it or turn it over to Mr. Cramer, and neither prospect is pleasing. And I have a responsibility. I adopted that girl.”

  “You don’t even know whether it’s her or not.”

  “I intend to find out. I sent you back to bring her here. You didn’t do it.”

  “Well, boil my bones!” I glared at him. “Am I to infer that you insinuate that I should have lugged her along when I sneaked through the basement and fell over the fence and so forth? No. You’re being aggravating, and God knows you’re good at it. Do you want me to go get her right now?”

  “Yes.”

  I gaped. “You do?”

  “Yes.”

  I looked at him. He wasn’t stringing me; he meant it. And not one red cent involved. It was at that moment that I decided never under any circumstances to adopt a daughter. Without another word I finished the milk and got up, and the next minute would have been gone if the phone hadn’t rung.

  I sat down and took it. “Office of Nero Wolfe. Archie Goodwin speaking.”

  “Ah, Meesturrr Gudwinnnn? Zees ess Madame Zorrrka.”

  “Oh, yeah.” I passed Wolfe the sign to listen in on his phone. “I saw you up there this afternoon.”

  “Yes. Zat ees why I phone. What happen zis afternoon, eet ess terrible!”

  “Right. Awful.”

  “Yes. Zee police, zey kestion me long time. I tell zem everysing but one sing. I deed not tell zem how I see Mees Tormic put something in your pocket.”

  “No?”

  “But no. I sink eet ees not my beesiness and I do not want any trrrouble. But I am worried. Now I sink eet ees a murrrder, and I owe a duty. I must now tell zee police or I cannot sleep. I am duty bound.”

  “Sure, I see. Duty bound.”

  “Yes. But also I sink eet ees only fair I tell you before I tell zee police. Now I tell you. Now I tell zee police.”

  “Wait a minute, please. Let me get this straight. You’re going to phone the police now?”

  “Yes.”

  “And exactly what are you going to tell them?”

  “Zat I see Mees Tormic put somesing in your pocket in zee coat hanging on zee rack and trying not to have anybody see. Zen pretty soon you take zee coat and go.”

  “Now, listen.” I tried to laugh. “You sure are seeing things. Where are you now?”

  “Zey let me go home. I am at my apartment, 78th Street. 542 East.”

  “Well, I’ll tell you what I’ll do. I’ll get hold of Miss Tormic and we’ll drop in to see you. If you think we’re murderers, which we’re not—”

  “Oh, I’m not afraid. But I am worried.”

  “Don’t you worry for a minute. We’ll be there in less than an hour. You’re sure you’ll be there?”

  “Certainly I will.”

  “The police can wait that long.”

  “But not longer, Meesturrr Gudwinnnn.”

  “Okay. Absolutely.”

  I shoved back the phone and stood up.

  “There,” I said, with no feeling because my feelings were too deep. “There you are. What else could I say?”

  “Nothing,” Wolfe muttered. “Now be quiet.”

  He shut his eyes and his lips began to push in and out. That went on for ten minutes. I sat and tried to figure out something milder than kidnapping, but my brain wouldn’t work because I was too damn disgruntled. Finally he said quietly:

  “Get Mr. Cramer.”

  That took a little doing, because the saps Cramer had left up at Miltan’s studio had to go into a huddle before they would even admit he wasn’t there. Next I tried his office at headquarters, and got him; apparently the base of operations had been moved down there. Wolfe took it:

  “Mr. Cramer? I have a little something on that Ludlow case. No, it’s somewhat complicated. I think the best idea would be for you to have a man collect Madame Zorka and Miss Tormic and bring them to my office as soon as possible. No, I want to co-operate, but I hardly think any other procedure would be feasible. No, I haven’t solved the case, but this is a development that I am sure will interest you. You know whether I may be depended on for that sort of thing. You’ll come yourself? Fine.”

  He hung up and rubbed his nose with his forefinger. I blurted, “And whoever goes to get Zorka, she’ll spill the entire bag of beans before they get here—”

  “Let me alone, Archie. Take that confounded thing out of that idiotic cake and put it back in your pocket the way it was.”

  I gave up. And obeyed blindly. Talk about discipline.

  Chapter 7

  Neya Tormic was the first to arrive for the party.

  It was close to midnight when I went to answer the bell, saving Fritz the trouble of putting his slippers in commission and glad of a chance to stretch my legs even that much.

  “Hullo,” I said in polite surprise, for three of them crossed the threshold and I knew all of them. First Neya Tormic, then Carla Lovchen, and bringing up the rear, Sergeant Purley Stebbins. Purley and I had often been enemies and even friends once or twice. While I helped with wraps he said:

  “This other one coupled on and I would have had to use force to separate her. So I thought if she’s not wanted we can do the separating here.”

  “Sure,” I agreed, “let Cramer do it. He ought to be here any minute. You go on to the kitchen, you know the way, and Fritz’ll give you a pork tenderloin sandwich with onion grass.”

  He looked wistful. “I guess I won’t let her out of my sight—”

  “Pooh pooh. My dear fellow. This is a conference and Mr. Wolfe and I are conferees. Breaded pork tenderloin and steaming black coffee?”

  So he headed for the kitchen and I herded the Balkans into the office.

  I was afraid Wolfe might be skittish, confronted with two Montenegrin females at once, but he stood up and greeted them like a man. I had chairs already arranged. It was the first time I had seen Neya in anything but her fencing costume with robe. She was natty in a dark-brown suit and brown oxfords, with no foreign touch as far as I could see, but my interest in women’s clothes is not technical. Her eyes were as black as two prunes in a dish of cream, but there was a little flush on her cheeks, which may have been from the cold outdoors.

  She said, with the eyes aimed at him, “You are Nero Wolfe.”

  Wolfe nodded just perceptibly. He was leaning forward with his elbows resting on the desk and his fingers linked together. Having seen him scrutinize a lot of people, I was aware that he was putting on a special and rare performance.

  She said, “You sent a policeman to bring me here. I don’t understand that.”

  “Inspector Cramer sent him.”

  “But you must have permitted it.” There was a swift movement of her head; a characteristic arrested toss that I had observed that afternoon. “Or suggested it.”

  “Yes, Miss Tormic. I arranged it. A certain fact was exposed which required immediate action in order to save Mr. Goodwin from arrest. He is my confidential assistant, and I wouldn’t welcome the ignominy of bailing him out of jail. Or perhaps instead of a fact, it’s a lie. We’ll find out. I thought it better to do so in the presence of Inspector Cramer, and besides, I want to see how you behave under pressure.”

  “I can stand pressure.”

  “Good. We’ll see.”

  She smiled at him. When her mouth was composed the don’t-touch-me was in command, but when she smiled it was all come-hither. “Have you told him that I am your adopted daughter?”

  Wolfe frowned and turned to me. “Is the man who brought them in the kitchen?”

  “Yes, sir. It’s Stebbins. You know Sergeant Stebbins.”

  He no
dded. “Nevertheless, Miss Tormic, I think we’ll discuss that later. I haven’t told the police that you are my daughter. For the present, it is desirable that I should not be suspected of so intimate a prejudice. Do you agree to that?”

  “I should think …” She hesitated. The smile had gone. “Of course I’ll do whatever you say, but …” She smiled again. “I’d like to have that paper back, the record of adoption which you signed. I want to hang onto that. I admit it’s pure selfishness, because I know what it might mean to be the daughter of Nero Wolfe. I proved that by sending for you when I got into trouble. Of course, since I’ve never seen you since I was three years old, I can’t be expected to show violent affection and throw my arms around you and kiss you—”

  “No indeed,” Wolfe agreed hastily. “There’s no question of … it’s a matter of responsibility and that’s all. My responsibility. I was sane, in the legal sense, when I assumed it. As for the record of adoption, I would prefer, if you don’t mind—but that’s probably Mr. Cramer. Unless it’s Madame Zorka.”

  “Zorka!” exclaimed Carla Lovchen in surprise.

  But it was Cramer, ushered in by Fritz. He glanced sharply around, offered a curt collective greeting, and, finding his usual chair occupied by Neya Tormic, took one at the left of Carla Lovchen.

  “Where’s the Zorka woman?” he demanded.

  “Not here yet,” I told him.

  “Where’s Stebbins?”

  “In the kitchen eating our food.”

  He grunted and looked at Carla, “I told him to bring Miss Tormic.”

  Carla said, “I came along” in a tone that indicated an intention to stay.

  “I see you did. Well, Mr. Wolfe?”

  “We’ll wait for Madame Zorka. In the meantime, what did the commissioner learn from the consul general?”

  Cramer glowered at him.

  “Oh, come,” Wolfe said testily, “don’t degrade discretion into secretiveness. If either of these girls killed Mr. Ludlow, they certainly knew who he was. The fact that you have found that out might frighten them into betraying something. If they didn’t kill him, what’s the difference?”

  Cramer growled, “Tomorrow’s papers will have it anyway. I suppose. They always do. Ludlow was a confidential agent of the British government.”

  “Indeed. What was he doing at the fencing studio? Working or playing?”

  “The consul doesn’t know. Ludlow reported direct to London. They’re trying to get someone in London now. It’s five o’clock in the morning there. I told you before that this looks—”

  He stopped to let me answer the phone. It was a call for him, and I made room for him to take it at my desk.

  After he had listened a while he used profanity again. That made it evident he had got more than a minor irritation, since he had old-fashioned ideas about swearing in front of ladies, and he had strong principles to which he steadfastly adhered when they didn’t interfere with his work. Finally he cut the connection, banging the thing into the cradle, went back and sat down, and sighed clear to his belt.

  He glared at Wolfe and demanded, “What was the big idea of getting this Zorka down here? Spill it!”

  Wolfe shook his head. “Wait till she gets here. Was that her on the phone? Isn’t she coming?”

  “Coming hell. She’s skipped!”

  “Skipped?”

  “Gone! Left! Departed! And you knew she was going to! You had me send a man up there on a run-around! Damn you, Wolfe, I’ve told you twenty times that some day—”

  “Please, Mr. Cramer.” Wolfe was frowning in distaste. “I beg you, sir. I don’t make a game of run sheep run out of a murder. I hadn’t the faintest notion that Madame Zorka intended to skip. She telephoned here—what time, Archie?”

  I glanced at my pad. “11:21.”

  “Thank you. And told us something. Archie told her he would get Miss Tormic and call on her at her apartment, from where she was talking. Then we made a brief investigation and decided it would be better to have the matter discussed with you present. As you know, I never go out on business, so we asked you to bring them here. Since her phoning here was by her own volition, and since she expected Archie and Miss Tormic to call, it is odd that she should leave her apartment.”

  “Yeah. Especially with a bag and a suitcase.”

  Wolfe’s brows went up. “But I presume you were having her followed?”

  “No! Why should we? Have I got a million men on the squad to tail everybody on the premises every time there’s a homicide? Nuts! I sent a man to get her and bring her here. She wasn’t there. Downstairs they told him that she went out with a bag and suitcase ten minutes before he arrived.”

  “Any trail?”

  “They’re after it.”

  “Pfui.” Wolfe looked around at us. “Well. Here we are. Under the circumstances, the best thing we can do is to proceed without her.”

  “Go ahead,” Cramer said grimly.

  Wolfe leaned back and half closed his eyes and Miss Tormic was possibly unaware that he was watching her like a hawk. “As I say, Madame Zorka phoned here at 11:21. She stated that shortly after the murder was discovered, when everyone was together up there in the office, she saw Miss Tormic put something into the pocket of Mr. Goodwin’s coat, which was hanging on a rack. She hadn’t mentioned the incident to the police and her conscience was bothering her because she thinks murder is terrible. So she had decided to phone Mr. Goodwin and tell him that she intended to inform the police at once—”

  Cramer barked at Neya, “What did you put in Goodwin’s pocket?”

  She kept her eyes leveled at Wolfe and paid no attention to him.

  Wolfe said in his tone of authority, “Just a moment. I arranged this meeting and I’m handling it. Archie told Madame Zorka he would get Miss Tormic and go to see her. Of course he was stalling. He went to the hall to investigate, and there was something in the pocket of his overcoat which he had not put there. He didn’t take it out. He left it there undisturbed, and it was decided to phone you and get Miss Tormic and Madame Zorka down here. That’s all so far. Archie, go get the coat.”

  I went to the hall and removed it from the hanger and took it back and laid it on Wolfe’s desk, with the guilty pocket uppermost.

  Wolfe said, “Please, Mr. Cramer. It seemed preferable that you should have the first look at it.”

  Even when he said that he didn’t look at Cramer, but kept watching Neya. Cramer advanced and stuck his hand in the pocket and pulled the thing out. I was right at his elbow, beside myself with curiosity as to what it might be. He stared at the rolled-up bunch of canvas clenched in his fist, then put it down on the desk and unrolled it. The stains were now the color of dark mahogany. As the little metal doodad was disclosed to our gaze I permitted myself an ejaculation of astonishment.

  Wolfe said, “I suspected that. Your two missing objects, Mr. Cramer. Aren’t they?”

  Cramer said to me through his teeth, “So that’s why you took a powder.”

  I gave him a cold hard eye. “Guess again. You heard what Mr. Wolfe said—”

  He wheeled on Neya. “You!” he said with his jaw still clamped. “Let’s have it.” He grabbed the glove, with the col de mort nested in the palm, and stuck it under her nose. “Did you put that in Goodwin’s pocket?”

  She nodded her head. “Yes, I did.”

  That undamped his jaw. He goggled at her and I guess I joined him. She was all right. Her hands were clasped tight on her lap and she sat stiff, but she certainly showed no signs of hysteria. Cramer opened his mouth to speak, then shut it again, tramped to the door and pulled it open and bellowed:

  “Stebbins! Come here!”

  Purley came trotting, with a startled and embarrassed look on his big face because he was trying to chew and swallow at the same time. Cramer motioned to the chair he had been occupying and growled, “Sit down there and take your notebook.”

  “Wait a minute,” Wolfe put in. “Are you charging Miss Tormic?”

 
“No.” Cramer didn’t look at him. “I’m asking her. Any objections? If so, I can take her downtown.”

  “None at all. I prefer it here. We’re four to two.”

  “I don’t care if you’re a hundred to two.” Cramer exhibited the objects to the sergeant. “Put down that I showed her this canvas gauntlet and this steel thing with a point and asked her if she put them in Goodwin’s overcoat pocket and she replied, ‘Yes, I did.’” He confronted Neya Tormic. “Now. You state that you put these two things into Goodwin’s overcoat pocket while it was hanging on a rack in the office of Miltan’s studio not long after Ludlow’s dead body was discovered. Is that right?”

  “Yes.”

  “Did you kill Percy Ludlow?”

  She said in a good clear voice, “You’ve asked me that before and I said no.”

  Carla Lovchen blurted, “She can explain—”

  “Shut up please!—Do you still say no?”

  “Yes.”

  “Did you take this steel thing off of the end of the épée after it had gone through Ludlow’s chest?”

  “No.”

  “Did you take it off the épée with this glove on your hand and then discover there was blood on the glove and you would have to get rid of both of them?”

  “No. I never—”

  “When did you take this thing out of the cabinet in Miltan’s office?”

  “I didn’t take it out.”

  “You put these two things in Goodwin’s pocket, didn’t you?”

  “Yes.”

  “You had them then, didn’t you?”

  “Yes.”

  “Where did you get them?”

  “I found them in the pocket of my robe—the green robe I put on over my fencing costume.”

  “What do you mean, you found them?”

  “I just mean that. Isn’t that a good word? Found?”

  “Sure, it’s a swell word. It’s a beaut. How and when and why did you find them?”

  “Just a moment, Mr. Cramer.” It was Wolfe, in a tone that meant business. “Miss Tormic is a stranger in this country. Either I advise her to say nothing whatever and I get a lawyer for her, or I will tell her one or two things myself. At this point.”