The Second Book of Lankhmar

by Fritz Leiber

  Ah, now the personal appeal, the Mouser thought. Very familiar indeed. Still, let’s hear her out. I like her tongue in my ear. It’s like being a flower and having a bee suck your nectar.

  ‘I went to your ship each day and stared at you. I could do naught else at all, however I tried. And you would never look at me for long, and yet I knew that our paths lay together. I knew you were a masterful man and that you’d visit upon me rigors and inflictions besides which those I’d suffered in dreadful ’Brulsk would be nothing, and yet I could not turn aside for an instant, or take my eyes away from you and your dark ship. And when it was clear you would not notice me, or act upon your true feelings, or any of your men provide a means for me to follow you, I stole aboard unseen while they were all stowing and lashing and you were commanding them.’

  (Lies, lies, all lies, the Mouser thought—and continued to listen.)

  ‘I managed to conceal myself by moving about amongst the cargo. But when at last you’d sailed from harbour and your men slept, I grew cold, the deck was hard, I suffered keenly. And yet I dared not seek your cabin yet, or otherwise disclose myself, for fear you would put back to ’Brulsk to put me off. So I gradually freed of its lashings a chest of fabrics I’d marked, working and working like a mouse or shrew—the knots were hard, but my fingers are clever and nimble, and strong whenever the need is—until I could creep inside and slumber warm and soft. And then you came for me, and here I am.’

  The Mouser turned his head and looked down into her large green eyes, across which golden gleams moved rhythmically with the lamp’s measured swinging. Then he briefly pressed a finger across her soft lips and drew down the blanket until her ribbon-fettered ankle was revealed and he admired her beautiful small body. It was well, he told himself, for a man to have always a beautiful young woman close by him—like a beautiful cat, yes, a young cat, independent but with kitten ways still. It was well when such a one talked, speaking lies much as any cat would (’Twas crystal clear she must have had help getting aboard—Skor and Mikkidu both, likely enough), but best not to talk to her too much, and wisest to keep her well bound. You could trust folk when they were secured—indeed, trussed!—and not otherwise, no, not at all. And that was the essence of power—binding all others, binding all else! Keeping his eyes hypnotically upon hers, he reached across her for the loose hanks of black ribbon. It would be well to fetter her three other limbs to foot and head of bunk, not tightly, yet not so loosely that she could reach either wrist with other hand or with her pearly teeth—so he could take a turn on deck, confident that she’d be here when he returned.

  6

  On Rime Isle Cif, strolling alone across the heath beyond Salthaven, plucked from the slender pouch at her girdle a small male figure of sewn cloth stuffed with lint. He was tall as her hand was long and his waist was constricted by a plain gold ring which would have fitted one of her fingers—and that was a measure of the figure’s other dimensions. He was dressed in a gray tunic and gray, gray-hooded cloak. She regarded his featureless linen face and for a space she meditated the mystery of woven cloth—one set of threads or lines tying or at least restraining another such set, with a uniquely protective pervious surface the result. Then some odd hint of expression in the faintly brown, blank linen face suggested to her that the Gray Mouser might be in need of more golden protection than the ring afforded, and thrusting the doll feet-first back into her pouch, she strode back toward Salthaven, the council hall, and the recently ghost-raped treasury. The north wind coming unevenly rippled the heather.

  7

  His throat burning from the last swallow of bitter brandy he’d taken, the Mouser slipped through the hatchway curtains and stole silently on deck. His purpose was to check on his crew (surprise ’em if need be!) and see if they were all properly occupied with sailorly duties (tied to their tasks, as it were!), including the fool’s search for the missing chest he’d sent them on in partial punishment for smuggling Ississi aboard. (She was secure below, the minx, he’d seen to that!)

  The wind had freshened a little and Sea Hawk leaned to steerside a bit farther as she dashed ahead, lead-weighted keel balancing the straining sail. The Mingol steersman leaned on the tiller while his mate and old Ourph scanned with sailorly prudence the southwest for signs of approaching squalls. At this rate they might reach Rime Isle in three more days instead of four. The Mouser felt uneasy at that, rather than pleased. He looked over the steerside apprehensively, but the rushing white water was still safely below the oarholes, each of which had a belaying pin laid across it, around which the ropes lashing down the middle tier of the midship cargo had been passed. This reminder of the security of the ship unaccountably did not please him either.

  Where was the rest of the crew? he asked himself. A-search forward below for the missing chest? Or otherwise busy? Or merely skulking? He’d see for himself! But as he strode forward across the taut canvas sheathing the timber treasure, the reason for his sudden depression struck him, and his steps slowed.

  He did not like the thought of soon arrival or of the great gifts he was bringing (in fact, Sea Hawk’s cargo had now become hateful to him) because all that represented ties binding him and his future to Cif and crippled Fafhrd and haughty Afreyt too and all his men and every last inhabitant of Rime Isle. Endless responsibility—that was what he was sailing back to. Responsibility as husband (or some equivalent) of Cif, old friend to Fafhrd (who was already tied to Afreyt, no longer comrade), captain (and guardian!) of his men, father to all. Provider and protector!—and first thing you knew they, or at least one of them, would be protecting him, confining and constraining him for his own good in tyranny of love or fellowship.

  Oh, he’d be a hero for an hour or two, praised for his sumptuous get. But next day? Go out and do it again! Or (worse yet) stay at home and do it. And so on, ad infinitum. Such a future ill sorted with the sense of power he’d had since last night’s sailing and which the girl-whore Ississi had strangely fed. Himself bound instead of binding others, and adventuring on to bind the universe mayhap and put it through its paces, enslave the very gods. Not free to adventure, discover, and to play with life, tame it by all-piercing knowledge and by shrewd commands and put it through its paces, search out each dizzy height and darksome depth. The Mouser bound? No, no, no, no!

  As his feelings marched with that great repeated negation, his inching footsteps had carried him forward almost to the mast, and through the sail’s augmented hum and the wind’s and the water’s racket against the hull, he became aware of two voices contending vehemently in strident whispers.

  He instantly and silently dropped on his belly and crawled on very cautiously until the top half of his face overlooked the gap between timber cargo and forecastle.

  His three sailor-thieves and the two other Mingols sprawled higgledy piggledy, lazily napping, while immediately below him Skor and Mikkidu argued in what might be called loud undertones. He could have reached down and patted their heads—or rapped them with fisted knuckles.

  ‘There you go bringing in the chest again,’ Mikkidu was whispering hotly, utterly absorbed in the point he was making. ‘There is no longer any chest on Sea Hawk! We’ve searched every place on the ship and not found it, so it has to have been cast overboard—that’s the only explanation!—but only after (most like) the rich fabrics it contained were taken out and hid deviously in any number of ways and places. And there I must, with all respect, suspect old Ourph. He was awake while we slept, you can’t trust Mingols (or get a word out of them, for that matter), he’s got merchant’s blood and can’t resist snatching any rich thing, he’s also got the cunning of age, and—’

  Mikkidu perforce paused to draw breath and Skor, who seemed to have been patiently waiting for just that, cut in with, ‘Searched every place except the Captain’s cabin. And we searched that pretty well with our eyes. So the chest has to be the draped oblong thing he sat behind and even thumped on. It was exactly the right size and shape—’

  ‘That w
as the Captain’s desk,’ Mikkidu asserted in outraged tones.

  ‘There was no desk,’ Skor rejoined, ‘when Captain Fafhrd occupied the cabin, or on our voyage down. Stick to the facts, little man. Next you’ll be denying again he had a girl with him.’

  ‘There was no girl!’ Mikkidu exploded, using up at once all the breath he’d managed to draw, for Skor was able to continue without raising his voice, ‘There was indeed a girl, as any fool could see who was not oversunk in doggish loyalty—a dainty delicate piece just the right size for him with long, long silvery hair and a great green eye casting out lustful gleams—’

  ‘That wasn’t a girl’s long hair you saw, you great lewd oaf,’ Mikkidu cut in, his lungs replenished at last. ‘That was a large dried frond of fine silvery seaweed with a shining, sea-rounded green pebble caught up in it—such a curio as many a captain’s cabin accumulates—and your woman-starved fancy transformed it to a wench, you lickerish idiot—

  ‘Or else,’ he recommenced rapidly, cutting in on himself, as it were, ‘it was a lacy silver dress with a silver-set green gem at its neck—the Captain questioned me closely about just such a dress when he was quizzing me about the chest before you came.’

  My, my, the Mouser thought, I never dreamed Mikkidu had such a juicy fancy or would spring to my defence so loyally. But it does now appear, I must admit, that I have falsely suspected these two men and that Ississi somehow did board Sea Hawk solo. Unless one of the others—no, that’s unlikely. Truth from a whore—there’s a puzzler for you.

  Skor said triumphantly, ‘But if it was the dress you saw on’s bunk and the dress had been in the chest, doesn’t that prove the chest too was in the cabin? Yes, it may well have been a filmy silver dress we saw, now that I think of it, which the girl slipped teasingly and lasciviously out of before leaping between the sheets, or else your Captain Mouser ripped it off her (it looked torn), for he’s as hot and lusty as a mink and ever boasting of his dirksmanship—I’ve heard Captain Fafhrd say so again and again, or at least imply it.’

  What infamy was this now? the Mouser asked himself, suddenly indignant, glaring down at Skor’s balding head from his vantage point. It was his own place to chide Fafhrd for his womanizing, not hear himself so chidden for the same fault (and boastfulness to boot) by this bogus Fafhrd, this insolent, lofty, jumped-up underling. He involuntarily whipped up his fist to smite.

  ‘Yes, boastful, devious, a martinet, and mean,’ Skor continued while Mikkidu spluttered. ‘What think you of a captain who drives his crew hard in port, holds back their pay, puritanically forbids shore leave, denies ’em all discharge of their natural urges—and then brings a girl aboard for his own use and flaunts her in their faces? And then plays games with them about her, sends them on idiot’s hunt. Petty—that’s what I’ve heard Captain Fafhrd call it—or at least show he thought so by his looks.’

  The Mouser, furious, could barely restrain himself from striking out. Defend me, Mikkidu, he inwardly implored. Oh the monstrousness of it—to invoke Fafhrd. Had Fafhrd really—

  ‘Do you really think so?’ he heard Mikkidu say, only a little doubtfully. ‘You really think he’s got a girl in there? Well, if that’s the case I must admit he is a very devil!’

  The cry of pure rage that traitorous utterance drew from the sprung-up Mouser made the two lieutenants throw back their heads and stare, and brought the nappers fully awake and almost to their feet.

  He opened his mouth to utter rebuke that would skin them alive—and then paused, wondering just what form that rebuke could take. After all, there was a naked girl in his cabin with her legs tied wide—in fact, spread-eagled. His glance lit on the lashings of the chest of fabrics still lying loose on the deck.

  ‘Clear up that strewage!’ he roared, pointing it out. ‘Use it to tie down doubly those grain sacks there.’ He pointed again. ‘And while you’re at it—’ (he took a deep breath) ‘double lash the entire cargo! I am not satisfied that it won’t shift if hurricane strikes.’ He directed that last remark chiefly at the two lieutenants, who peered puzzledly at the blue sky as they moved to organize the work.

  ‘Yes, double lash it all down tight as eelskin,’ he averred, beginning to pace back and forth as he warmed to his task. ‘Pass the timber’s extra ropings around belaying pins set inside the oarholes and then draw them tight across the deck. See that those wool sacks of grain and fruit are lashed really tight—imagine you’re corseting a fat woman, put your foot in her back and really pull those laces. For I’m not convinced those bags would stay in place if we had green water aboard and dragging at them. And when all that is done, bring a gang aft to further firm the casks and barrels in my cabin, marry them indissolubly to Sea Hawk’s deck and sides. Remember, all of you,’ he finished as he danced off aft, ‘if you tie things up carefully enough—your purse, your produce, or your enemies, and eke your lights of love—nothing can ever surprise you, or escape from you, or harm you!’

  8

  Cif untied the massive silver key from the neck of her soft leather tunic, where it had hung warm inside, unlocked the heavy oaken door of the treasury, opened it cautiously and suspiciously, inspected the room from the threshold—she’d been uneasy about the place ever since the sea-ghost’s depredations. Then she went in and relocked the door behind her. A small window with thumb-thick bars of bronze illumined not too well the wooden room. On a shelf reposed two ingots of pale silver, three short stacks of silver coins, and a single golden stack, still shorter. The walls of the room crowded in on a low circular table, in the gray surface of which a pentacle had been darkly burnt. She named over to herself the five golden objects standing at the points: the Arrow of Truth, kinked from Fafhrd’s tugging of it from the demoness; the Rule of Prudence, a short rod circled by ridges; the Cup of Measured Hospitality, hardly larger than a thimble; the Circles of Unity, so linked that if any one were taken away, the other two fell apart; and the strange skeletal globe that Fafhrd had recovered with the rest and suggested might be the Cube of Square Dealing smoothly deformed (something she rather doubted). She took the Mouser doll from her pouch and laid it in their midst, at pentalpha’s centre. She sighed with relief, sat down on one of the three stools there were, and gazed pensively at the doll’s blank face.

  9

  As the Mouser approved the last cask’s double lashings and then dismissed as curtly his still-baffled lieutenants and their weary work gang—fairly drove ’em from his cabin!—he felt a surge of power inside, as if he’d just stepped or been otherwise carried over an invisible boundary into a realm where each last object was plainly labelled ‘Mine Alone!’

  Ah, that had been sport of the best, he told himself—closely supervising the gang’s toil while standing all the while in their midst atop the draped chest he’d had them hunting all day long, and while the girl Ississi lay naked and securely spread-eagled beneath the blanket spread across his bunk—and they all somehow conscious of her delectable presence yet never quite daring to refer to it. Power sport indeed!

  In a transport of self-satisfaction he whipped the drape from the chest, threw back its top, and admired the expanse of coppery silk so revealed and the bolts of black ribbon. Now there was a bed fit for a princess’s nuptials, he told himself as he filled and downed a brass cup of brandy, a couch somewhat small, but sufficient and soft all the way down to the bottom.

  His mind and his feet both dancing with all manner of imaginings and impulses, he moved to the bunk and whirled off its coverings and—

  The bunk’s coarse gray single sheeting was covered by a veritable black snow-sprinkle of ribbon scraps and shreds. Of Ississi there was no sign.

  After a long moment’s searching of it with his astounded eyes, he fairly dove across the bunk and fumbled frantically all the way around the thin mattress’s edges and under them, searching for the razor-keen knife or scissors that had done this or (who knew?) some sharp-toothed, ribbon-shredding small animal secretly attendant on the girl whore and obedient to her command.r />
  A trilling sigh of blissful contentment made him switch convulsively around. In the midst of the new-opened chest, got there by sleights he could scarce dream of, Ississi sat cross-legged facing him. Her arms were lifted while her nimble hands were swiftly braiding her long straight silvery hair, an action which showed off her slender waist and dainty small breasts to best advantage, while her green eyes flashed and her lips smiled at him, ‘Am I not exceedingly clever? Surpassingly clever and wholly delightful?’

  The Mouser frowned at her terribly, then sent the same expression roving to either side, as if spying for a route by which she could have got unseen from bunk to chest past the double-lashed and closely abutting casks—and mayhap for her confederates, animal, human, or demonic. Next he got off the bunk and, approaching her, edged his way around the chest and back, eyeing her up and down as though searching for concealed weapons, even so little as a sharpened fingernail, and turning his own body so that his frown was always fixed on her and he never lost sight of her for an instant, until he faced her once more.

  His nostrils flared with his deep breathing, while the lamp’s yellow beams and shadows swayed measuredly across his dark angry presence and her moon-pale skin.

  She continued to braid her hair and to smile and to warble and trill, and after a short while her trillings and warblings became a sort of rough song of recitation, one shot with seeming improvisations, as though she were translating it into Low Lankhmarese from another language:

  ‘Oh, the golden gifts of my land are six, And round you now they’re straitly fixed. The Golden Shaft of Death and Desire, The Rod of Command whose smart’s like fire, The Cup of Close Confinement and Minding, The Circles of Fate whose ways are winding. The Cubical Prison of god and of elf, The Many-Barred Globe of Simorgya and Self. Deep, oh deep is my far country, Where gold will carry us, me and thee.’