Sandra Hill - [Jinx]

by Pearl Jinx

  “What the hell do you think you’re doing?” she demanded, yanking her hand out of his grasp, then placing both hands on her hips.

  Ogling your hips. “Getting your attention.”

  “You got my attention when you failed to complete the Park Service forms for the project . . . a month ago.”

  Oh, so that’s what has her panties in a twist. “They were fifty-three friggin’ pages long,” he protested. The dumbass red-tape forms asked him as Pearl Jinx project manager to spell out every bleepin’ thing about the venture and its participants. There were questions and subquestions and sub-subquestions. He’d used a red Sharpie to write “Bullshit!” across the empty forms and mailed them back to her. “Okay, my returning them that way probably wasn’t the most diplomatic thing to do, but, my God, the Navy doesn’t do as much background checking for its high-security special forces as your government agency requires.”

  She snorted her opinion. “It’s not my agency. I’m just a freelance consultant, specializing in Native American culture. You must know that Spruce Creek is situated right along what were once some major Indian paths. In fact, an Indian path from the village of Assunepachla, located near present-day Frankstown, merged with the Indian path from Standing Stone in Huntingdon, and that joint path took the Native Americans over Kitchinaki, Great Spruce Pine Land, till they came to Spruce Creek, which they called Oligonunk, or ‘Place of the Cave.’ Spruce Creek was considered a good resting place for weary warriors.”

  Blah, blah, blah. “So?”

  “So, Indian Caverns in Franklinville is only a mile or two away from the cavern you’ll be working, and it was loaded with artifacts. We have to be sure nothing of historical value is disturbed by your project.”

  If I needed a history lesson, sweetie, I would flick on the History Channel. “I’m aware of all that, but you’re changing the subject. I must have put a dozen messages on your answering machine in the past thirty-six hours and God only knows how many before that. Guess how many times you called me back?” He made a circle with a thumb and forefinger. She was lucky he didn’t just give her the finger.

  “That doesn’t give you the right to manhandle me.”

  “That was not manhandling. If I was handling you, babe, you’d know it.”

  “What a chauvinist thing to say!”

  “Call me pig, just as long as you call me.”

  She threw her hands in the air with disgust, then shrugged her waders down and off, hanging them from a knot on the same tree where the rod rested. Underneath she wore dry, faded jeans and thick wool socks, no shoes. She turned back to him. “You idiot. I’ve been gone for the past week. I got home late last night. That’s why I didn’t return your calls.”

  Ooops! “Oh.” Caleb had been working for two years on various Jinx treasure-hunting projects, but this was the first time he was a project manager. It was important to him that it be a success. Pissing off a required team member was not a design for success. “Sorry,” he said. “I misunderstood.”

  She nodded her acceptance of his apology and offered her own conciliatory explanation. “I like to spend time in the woods.”

  “How about using your cell phone to check messages?” There I go, being abrasive again.

  “I don’t believe in cell phones. Besides, what would be the point of taking modern conveniences into the forest?”

  He rolled his eyes. She doesn’t believe in cell phones. What century is she living in? He tried to sound polite when he asked, “So, you’ve been camping?”

  “Not exactly.” Without elaborating, she started to walk up toward the cabin.

  He hated it when women stopped talking in the middle of a conversation, especially when the guy was being logical, not to mention bending over backward to tame his inner chauvinist. He caught up with her.

  “What was so important that you had to get in touch with me right away?” she asked when they reached her deck.

  “Right away was three days ago, babe.”

  She arched her brows at his surliness, and probably at his use of the word babe, too.

  Tough shit! He tamped his temper down, again, and replied, “The Pearl Project starts tomorrow.”

  “And?”

  “We’ve been told that you have to be there as a Park Service rep from the get-go.”

  “And?”

  “And you haven’t confirmed.” Her attitude was really starting to annoy him. Behave, Peachey. Don’t let her rile you. An impatient man is a dead target.

  She arched an eyebrow at him again. “Since when do I need to confirm anything with you?”

  Uh-oh! Are we gonna have a pissing contest over who’s in charge? I can guarantee it’s not gonna be her. If we have to vet every little anal thing, we’ll be here in the boonies for months instead of weeks. He put his face in his hands and counted to ten. When he glanced her way again, he said, “We have to find a way to work together. Truce?” He extended a hand.

  She hesitated, but then agreed, “Truce,” and placed her hand in his. Her hand was small compared to his, with short, unpolished nails. He could swear his heart revved up at just the feel of her calloused palm pressed against his calloused palm. Am I pathetic or what?

  “Are you hungry?”

  That question caught him by surprise. Was her new strategy torture by niceness? Or erotic, calloused palm handshakes? “Yeah,” he answered suspiciously.

  “Good. I picked some wild blueberries yesterday and have muffins cooling inside.”

  He didn’t immediately follow her but sat down on one of the chairs to take off his wet shoes and socks. Meanwhile, the delicious aroma of baked goods wafted out to him. The rat dog trotted over and eyed his shoes. Just as it was about to take a chomp out of one of them, Caleb grabbed the shoes and set them up on the arm of the chair. When he turned, he saw the dog running off with one of his wet socks in its mouth.

  “Boney!” Dr. Cassidy yelled out through the screen door at the thief. Four cats of various sizes were rubbing themselves against her ankles. The fat calico wasn’t among them.

  To his surprise, the dog stopped, peered back at its mistress dolefully, dropped the sock, and trotted off the porch and into the brush.

  “You named your dog Boner?”

  She made a clucking sound of disgust. “Not Boner. Boney. You know. Napoleon Bonaparte. Little dog. Napoleon complex.”

  Well, at least she has a sense of humor. “Did you know that Napoleon had a fear of cats? Ailurophobia.”

  “No. Seriously?”

  “Yep. Learned it in a history-of-war class. An aide found the general one time in his bedroom with a cutlass in hand, trembling, because he thought there was a cat behind a drape.”

  “Fascinating.”

  Yep, that’s me. Mister Fascination. Okay, I see five cats so far and one semi-dog. What next?

  What next, he soon learned, was Indian tom-tom music, along with some guttural chants, coming from a tape deck inside: “Ay-yi-yi-yi! Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi . . .” Two cages in one corner, one holding what looked like a porcupine with a splint on its leg and the other holding a bird with mangled feathers. And the good doctor taking off her T-shirt, whose sleeves were wet, leaving her with just a sports racerback running bra kind of thing. Nothing scandalous. It was midway between a granny-type cotton undergarment and a hoochie mama Victoria’s Secret scrap of sexiness, but still . . . It was pink. And there was all that skin. Bare arms. Bare midriff. Bare collarbones. Plus, she was ripped, which would explain the exercise mat and hand weights over there. Not weight-lifter ripped, but female-athlete ripped. And worst of all . . . or best of all . . . she had breasts that could make a grown man weep.

  Good thing I’m not looking. Nope. I. Am. Not. Looking. And I’m not getting turned on.

  “It’s hot in here, don’t you think?” she asked, belatedly explaining her striptease, he supposed.

  She began to set a tray with supersized muffins, butter, mugs of coffee, sugar, and cream, unaware of how tempting she looked. Forget muff
ins. He’d like a taste of—

  To his surprise, she gave him a once-over, too. A once-over that paid special attention to his wet shorts. Then, with a bland expression, giving no clue to her assessment, she said, “It feels like today will be a scorcher.”

  Tell me about it! “It’s probably your oven.” Shit! Could I sound any more dorky?

  She glanced at him again, and this time she smiled.

  While she continued to set the tray with small plates and napkins, he studied her cabin. It was either that or ogle her body, which would not be smart. Pink? What kind of serious archaeologist wears pink? Shiiit!

  The cabin was nice. Dried herbs hung from the low rafters of the kitchen, giving it a fragrant, cozy atmosphere. Colorful suncatchers at the windows caught and reflected the light like prisms. He assumed that a bedroom and bathroom were off to the left. To the right was the addition, which was completely open, making a combination kitchen/library/office/living room. A huge stone fireplace was flanked on one side by a half-dozen baskets, some woven, others coiled, and on the other by a rustic, low, armless rocking chair that looked homemade. Two log walls of the addition held floor-to-ceiling bookcases with a built-in PC desk in the corner. The shelves overflowed with books, many of them related to the Lenni Lenape tribe of the Delaware nation. Also, Indian relics: an impressive arrowhead collection, a peace pipe, several tomahawks, and framed photographs. And a small flat-screen TV.

  He walked over to check out one of the pictures.

  Then wished he hadn’t.

  It was a side view of Dr. Cassidy facing some man of obvious Native American heritage. Her long auburn hair was in braids. His black hair was, too, and adorned with a single feather. They both wore Indian ceremonial outfits. His chest was bare. On top she appeared to be nude, as well, except for the numerous bead-and-feather necklaces she wore. On bottom, he sported a loincloth with leather flaps covering his belly and ass. She wore a low-riding, knee-length, fringed leather skirt and beaded moccasins. Her arms were raised, shaking some kind of rattles. He could care less about the man. But her . . . wow! . . . Her side was bare from armpit to hip, exposing a perfect view of the side of one of her breasts.

  Not the way I want to be picturing the archaeologist assigned to our project. She’ll be talking Indian legends and I’ll be thinking, “Wanna come over to my teepee and show me your beads?”

  A thought suddenly occurred to him. “Are you married?”

  “No. Why do you ask?”

  He was walking back to the kitchen and waved over his shoulder at the photograph. “Geronimo back there.”

  She made a tsking sound at the political incorrectness of his remark. “That’s Henry Hawk, a professor at the University of Pennsylvania. He’s a full-blooded Lenni Lenape Indian. Geronimo was an Apache.”

  Well, big whoop!

  “I’m not topless in the photo, by the way.” She grinned, obviously reading his mind. “Lots of people think I am, but I’m wearing a flesh-colored leotard.”

  That’s just great! Ruin a guy’s fantasy, why don’t you? “Don’t you believe in historical accuracy?”

  “Yeah, but I was young and naive then. I let the promoter talk me into accuracy once. Turned out that people were watching my jiggling breasts as I danced, instead of learning about Indian rituals. That was the last time they tried that.”

  Oh, good Lord! Now I add jiggling to my fantasy.

  Dr. Cassidy carried the tray out to the deck and motioned for him to move the laptop. While closing the lid, he noticed it contained notes on some Indian mating ritual. He wasn’t dumb enough to ask if that’s what she and Geronimo were doing in the photograph. Not now. But I’ll bet my Navy SEAL Budweiser pin that I hot damn will later.

  After three muffins and sipping his second cup of coffee, he leaned back. “That was great, Dr. Cassidy. Thanks.”

  “You’re welcome. The wild berries are smaller, but I think they’re sweeter. And please, call me Claire.”

  He nodded. “So, what were you doing in the woods when you were not camping?” he asked, repeating her words.

  “I don’t camp in the traditional sense . . . you know, tents and kerosene stoves. I build a wigwam up in the mountains like the Lenni Lenape Indians did and cook over an open fire.”

  “Alone?” He was picturing her with some guy . . . okay, him . . . bending over the fire. Maybe dancing a little, making those beads and other things jiggle. Then, they’d go into the wigwam, and—

  “Usually.”

  “Huh?”

  “I usually go alone. I like the solitude. And I’m able to explore and dig for Indian artifacts at my leisure.”

  He could understand the solitude part—he was a loner himself—though he liked his fantasy better. “And you planned all along to be back here for the start of the project tomorrow?”

  “Of course. I always honor my commitments.”

  And she couldn’t have told me that. Not even one little phone call or e-mail. He decided to hold his tongue. “You’re not going to make me fill out those forms, are you?”

  She shook her head. “Not all of them. I’ll help you, if you’re willing.”

  He liked the fact that she was willing to bend the rules and decided reciprocation was in order. “I’ll help you.”

  “You’re staying at the Butterfly Bed & Breakfast?”

  “Uh-huh. It’s convenient, with the cavern right there on the property. Abbie is giving us a nice deal on rooms.”

  She cocked her head to the side, probably at his use of Abigail Franklin’s first name.

  “I met her grandson Mark in Afghanistan, and we’ve kept in touch occasionally,” Caleb said.

  “The Navy pilot?”

  He nodded.

  “How’s he doing?”

  “As well as a young man with one arm could, I suppose. You should know, Jinx is here because Abbie contacted me.”

  “Abbie’s a smart cookie. Don’t underestimate her because of her age.”

  “You say that as if I should be wary.”

  “Let’s face it, cave pearls don’t have a huge value. They lack luster,” Claire pointed out.

  “There’s some kind of chemical fusion bath that was invented recently. It supposedly gives them luster. Market value could be over five hundred thousand dollars, maybe a million.”

  She didn’t look convinced.

  “What?”

  “Abbie’s always been kind of secretive about the historical documents related to her home, which is on the National Register of Historic Places, and the cavern. I wonder if there might be something else, and she’s just using your firm on the pretext of the pearls.”

  In other words, we do the grunt work, and she skips off with the real bonanza. This was something Caleb would have to investigate, but not with Ms. Indian Preservation on his tail. “All I can say is that Abbie has been very accommodating. Not just to me. The other members of my team will be staying at her B & B, too.”

  “And they are . . . ?”

  “Adam Famosa, a professor at Rutgers, and John LeDeux, a police officer from Louisiana. This is a relatively simple job. No need for the usual six-man team.”

  “And you’re the project manager?”

  “Yep. You’ll meet Veronica Jinkowsky, owner of Jinx, and her on-again, off-again husband, Jake Jensen. Ronnie is a lawyer, and Jake is a professional poker player. They won’t be staying, though. They’re off to another treasure hunt in Mexico.”

  She nodded.

  Caleb wouldn’t be surprised if she had already researched every one of them, as well as the cavern to be explored and the targeted treasure.

  “A college professor, a police officer, a poker player, a lawyer, an ex–Navy SEAL . . . What qualifies you guys to be treasure hunters?”

  “Good question. Actually, each of our fortune-hunting expeditions is unique and requires different skills. Could be anything from deep-sea treasure to buried gold to a lost heirloom. Once an elderly Southern belle hired us to dig up her back yard in
hopes of finding her family’s silver from the Civil War days. Some of us are climbers. Others have diving experience. Those of us on this project put in an additional fifty hours to get certified in cave diving.”

  “Is cave diving so different?”

  “Actually, yes. There are almost forty different swimming techniques just for negotiating underground water passes. We don’t take on jobs we can’t handle, or if we do agree to a project requiring special expertise, we hire someone to join the team. Mostly, though, we all share a love of adventure.”

  “Did you find the lady’s silver?”

  “Yeah. That and a couple of dead Yankee soldiers.”

  She appeared satisfied with his explanation.

  “What is it you hope to find on this project, Claire?”

  “Well, artifacts, most likely. Arrowheads, tools, that kind of thing. Caves have long been used as dwelling places, burial sites, storage houses, places of worship. Add to that the fact that Pennsylvania has been homeland to the Lenape tribe for more than ten thousand years.”

  “Ten thousand years!”

  She shrugged. “As you probably know, a cavern of any size is at least a million years old. We’re talking ancient and near history here. Near history being the past few hundred years, of which we have more concrete evidence. The Lenape were among the first Indians to come in contact with Europeans in the 1600s.”

  “Uh-hum,” he said. Good God! She’s giving me a lecture, like I’m one of her students.

  “It would be really great if there were pictographs, as well. Cave paintings,” she blathered on, pleased, no doubt, that she had a captive audience. “Oh, and aside from the usual artifacts, I would love to discover some new fetishes. I only have a few now.”

  He couldn’t help himself. He had to chuckle. “Yeah? I’ve got a few myself. I’ll tell you mine if you’ll tell me yours.”

  She stared at him for a long moment. “Oh, you! I meant Indian fetishes. Like small carvings in wood or stone. A turtle, for example. Things that hold some mystical spirit important to—” She let her words trail off as she realized he’d known what kind of fetish she’d meant all along.