The Mammoth Book of New Jules Verne Adventures

by Mike Ashley;Eric Brown (ed)

  Then I heard a sharp bang — and abruptly my right leg dropped, my boot striking the ground. Jerked sideways, I

  glimpsed one of my captors sprawling, blood gushing from his stout neck. As the echo of that first bang rebounded, I heard another such — and my left leg became free. Another dwarf was collapsing, blood running from his back. I assumed that my Pierre had found me already and had used one of the Purdley More rifles to deadly effect and with great accuracy.

  In panic the other dwarfs let go of me. With a spine-jarring jolt all of me was upon the ground. Three dwarfs were running for the cover of vegetation. A gun chattered unbelievably quickly and yet another dwarf fell before the remaining two reached cover and disappeared. What sort of weapon could fire so quickly? Surely not any rifle, nor even the Colt revolvers. Circumspectly I lay still, as though in a swoon, squinting.

  Three men, who were not my companions, ran towards me from out the undergrowth beyond. Two wore black uniforms, black boots, smooth steel helmets on their heads — and carried guns such as I never saw before. Imagine a black pistol stretched out almost to arm’s length. The third man, who was shorter and stocky, wore black leather trousers and a jacket with many pockets flying open to reveal a holstered pistol at his hip — he clutched a rifle equipped on top with what looked like a miniature telescope. A roughly trimmed dark beard jutted from his chin at the same angle as his nose. Abundant short hair curled rebelliously.

  Since it seemed these strangers were intent on rescuing me, I sat up.

  The strangers — six in total — proved to be Germans. Thanks to visits during my adolescence to an aunt of mine in Alsace-Lorraine I was fairly conversant with the German language. So as not to keep the reader in suspense I shall state right away that these six constituted an expedition similar to our own, into the hollow Earth. Their starting point had been from deep labyrinthine salt mines in Poland just outside of Cracow, rock salt resting upon the compact sandstone which breaks surface elsewhere as the peaks of the Carpathian Mountains. But here ends all similarity between our own and Ernst Schafer’s expedition, as well as any anxiety that we had been preceded in our discoveries by Germans!

  THEY HAD SET OUT IN THE YEAR 1943. Excuse me if I sound shrill: yes, eighty years after ourselves. Of course they were as astonished as I was by this incongruity, and disbelieved me at first.

  “No,” said Schafer, their bearded leader, whose crack shots had killed two of the dwarfs without even risking grazing me. “It must be that you are from a subterranean colony of French people who have been here for a very long time, and who have lost track of the years.” He surveyed my smart if rather soiled clothing, puzzled. “You were born down here, yes?” We were at their improvised camp, a recess in the cavern wall.

  “Certainly not,” I said.

  I was much more easily persuaded of the futurity of Schafer and his men on account of the equipment and the guns they had with them, and the way they introduced themselves — with such titles!

  The leader was SS Hauptsturmführer Ernst Schafer, zoologist, geologist, and veteran of Tibetan exploration, who wore on his finger a death’s-head ring. Then there was Untersturmführer Karl Wienert, geographer and geophysicist. And Ernst Krause, cameraman. And Dr Josef Rimmer, geologist and diviner. Plus two tall blond soldiers — and porters — Schwabe and Hahn, who belonged to something called the Leibstandarte Adolf Hitler.

  “The what?”

  Schwabe clicked his heels. “We are the élite of the Waffen-SS who have the sacred duty to protect the Führer.” “Would that be the leader . . . of Prussia?”

  “Of Greater Germany, which rules all Europe!”

  I bridled. “Including France?”

  “Jawohl.”

  And evidently including Poland . . .

  “And he’s called Adolf Hitler?”

  Of a sudden becoming an automaton, Schwabe angled his right arm high into the air, hand like a blade.

  Schäfer finally conceded that I was telling the truth about my origin, and soon he became hectically enthusiastic in discussion with Wienert and Krause and Rimmer, the general drift of which I could follow . . .

  Apparently the previous year (which I took to mean 1942) had seen an official expedition to some island in the Baltic led by a scientist called Fisher. Fisher believed that the world is hollow — but Fisher was sure that we all live on the inside concave surface of the Earth. So by projecting mysterious rays upwards, at the angle of Schwabe’s salute, it should be possible to spy on the activities of the British Navy hundreds of leagues distant. The experiment failed, as Schäfer had foreseen it would. Yes, the world is hollow, but obviously we live on the outside surface, and deep beneath our feet, as was now proven, was even more Lebensraum than in the conquered lands of the East, or alternatively vast spaces suitable for slave workers — Jews and Slays could be deported here. But, Gentlemen, kindly imagine the military implications of being able to travel back to an earlier year! Something that lay underground between Poland and France evidently intermixed or linked the present with the past. Powerful localised magnetic fields perhaps. The contours of our respective journeys may have traced out some potent pattern akin to a Tibetan mandala. I had noticed a pennant resting against the rock, a jagged hooked cross in a circle its emblem. Maybe the symbol was Tibetan. Tibet seemed important to these Germans.

  The two “SS” soldiers soon went out on patrol, but it wasn’t long before the two uniformed men hastened back, and Schwabe reported, “Hauptsturmführer, the body of the Untermensch has gone!”

  As I quickly learned, Schäfer — who was very vain about his prowess with his Mauser rifle — had shot a dwarf a few hours prior to my rescue. He had shot it directly through the heart, so that Krause could photograph its unblemished head from several angles (using a wonderful future device Garden of Eden in innocence. True, fierce toothy monsters swam in the sea . . .

  But then, in the biblical Paradise there was at least one serpent.

  And Nazis in this one. Such, I gathered, was the name of the political party which these Germans revered.

  “Those dwarfs’ lives are not worth living,” snarled Schafer. “Everyone’s life is worth living,” I suggested, “to the person who is living it.”

  “Oh no it is not!” he shouted. Snatching up his rifle, he stormed out.

  Dr Rimmer — the diviner and geologist — drew me aside, and appealed to me softly. “Please do not provoke Schafer. He suffered a terrible tragedy. He took his young bride with him on a lake to shoot ducks. In the boat he stumbled and the shotgun went off by accident, killing her. This has made him bitter and unpredictable. Oh I would so much rather I was seeking gold in the River Isar.”

  “So it’s gold you divine for, not water?”

  The geophysicist Wienert overheard this.

  “Listen to me, Rimmer: you and Himmler” (whoever he was) “would have caused every geologist in Germany to retrain as a diviner! That’s the main reason you’re here, to keep you out of harm’s way. Stop entertaining the lady with fantasies.”

  “I was explaining . . . never mind. Do you suppose the dwarfs have a fixed abode, or are nomads?”

  “An abode where they might keep golden treasure?”

  “I was thinking about the Nibelung miners of legend. Those are dwarfs.”

  “Who, if I recall, wear aprons and don’t go naked.”

  “Ugly creatures, by all accounts, yet very clever. Part of our collective Teutonic race-mind, eh? Why should that be so?”

  When Schäfer returned, now sulking — he mustn’t have shot a dwarf — I said to him, “Hauptsturmführer,” for how absurdly pompous that title sounded, “the dwarfs that live here may be the clever Nibelungs of your German legends.

  Don’t they deserve some respect, or at least merit some caution in your dealings with them, rather than your simply shooting them?” I almost added like ducks, but this would have been to go too far.

  Schafer glared at me. “Did you wish to be ravished by them, then? You are
no German woman, that’s perfectly plain. France is a nation of utter immorality.”

  Oh-la-la, I thought.

  “In fact,” he went on, “I would expel you from our protection forthwith . . . !”

  If it were not for the fact that . . . ?

  Ah, if set free I might elude the dwarfs and tell my companions all about their German rivals, not to mention the mysterious twist in time which had brought our two parties together. Consequently I must remain a prisoner of the Nazi Reich.

  Presently we ate — oily-tasting steaks from some amphibious creature which Schäfer had hunted, accompanied by boiled vegetation which Krause had spied a dwarf eating raw. Then Schäfer declared he was tired, consulted a steely bracelet-watch, and decreed night-time. The electric air of the vast cavern knew no darkness, but the Germans were methodical about observing day and night — as indeed we also had been during the everlasting darkness preceding our arrival here. Their day happened to end hours earlier than a French subterranean day. Hahn sat guard.

  As I lay under the blanket upon the loam, waiting for the other Germans to fall asleep, I thought about the large eyes of the dwarfs. If eternal daylight — cavernlight — was usual for them, why did they have big eyes? Was it because the cavernlight was dimmer than sunlight, although after weeks of darkness it seemed bright enough to me? Or was it because the dwarfs spent a lot of their time elsewhere than in the cavern? What did they use to light their way, however dimly, in the tunnels? Lanterns of some sort? How little we knew of the lives of the dwarfs.

  What had become of my companions? Wouldn’t they have heard the gunfire earlier on, even if the battle between the monsters was preoccupying them? There had been no halloos. They must be searching in the wrong direction.

  Finally I judged that all were asleep except Hahn. That vigorous young man may have spent a couple of months underground with no female company. I did hope he wasn’t too pure in mind and body. Sliding closer to him, I whispered, “Manfred, I can’t sleep.”

  Modesty forbids detailing my further enticing whispers, but presently he and I were some way from that recess in the cavern wall, half hidden by the fronds of small ferns.

  “Your helmet . . . I can’t kiss you properly.”

  So his steel helmet joined the gun lying close to us. I began to unbutton his uniform while his hands did things which I did my best to blank from my awareness. He was certainly muscular and eager, yet a man is at a certain disadvantage when his trousers descend below his knees, whereas when a woman’s skirts are lifted she is not similarly impeded. Which of the two objects would hit Hahn’s head harder: the discarded helmet, or the gun? Would the blow be hard enough? How exactly would I reach either of those while he was grasping and groping? If I gripped his jewels and squeezed hard, would he scream and wake the others? Perhaps persuade him to let me ride him? Would an SS man be ridden by a woman? Maybe this excursion of mine into acting was a big miscalculation.

  As I struggled to decide, whilst seeming to struggle amorously, something descended violently nevertheless upon Hahn’s head.

  A hiss in my ear: “It’s Pierre. What the devil are you up to?”

  “Trying to escape, what do you think?”

  “Hmm!”

  Beside Hahn’s concussed head lay Pierre’s double-barrel revolver, of which he had let go. Pierre and I whispered, me urging the need to relieve the Germans of their weapons. Pierre saw the sense of this. I arranged the German helmet upon Pierre’s head the correct way then I lifted Hahn’s “submachine” gun while Pierre readied his pistol. Softly we trod toward the recess.

  Schafer promptly sat up “So, Schwabe, have you emptied yourself — ?” The helmet confused Schafer only momentarily, and his hand darted towards his holstered pistol. I shouted, “Don’t move or I shit,” mixing up scheisse with schiesse, but Schafer understood me well enough and desisted.

  The others stirred awake.

  Well, we did succeed in impounding the hunting rifle and Schwabe’s sub-machine gun and the pistols of the three other scientists, but the Hauptsturmführer stubbornly refused to yield his own pistol.

  “You will have to kill me first,” he said.

  Arrogance, pride — then I remembered about his dead bride and his anguish. I thrust this knowledge aside. Here was a man who believed in exterminating mortals he deemed lesser than himself.

  “Leave us one gun,” pleaded Rimmer. “The dwarfs . . .” “You’re superhuman, aren’t you?”

  We left the pistol, even though this obliged us to run off in some haste. Don’t forget, Schäfer was a crack marksman.

  Pierre led me to a grove of ferns, where Deville and Verne proved to be waiting, armed with our own Purdley More rifles and Colt revolvers. Hasty explanations on my part followed, astonishing everyone. They hadn’t even seen any dwarfs — and they were flabbergasted by my brief account of the German expedition and its origin. Pierre at least had seen the Germans close up, and those guns of the future were persuasive evidence.

  “We must return to our baggage,” urged Verne. “Those dwarfs — Antoine might not cope. Time, time!” he exclaimed. “It’s several hours since we left Antoine,” agreed Deville. “Not that sort of time, man! I refer to the link with the future!”

  The novelist was busy thinking.

  As we made to leave, redistributing the weapons amongst us, a rustle in the undergrowth disclosed a dwarf. The naked being rose to stare at us intently, apparently unafraid, taking close account not merely of ourselves but of what we carried, and maybe counting the guns.

  “Hallo!” cried Verne, but the dwarf turned and swiftly disappeared. Soon we heard a guttural voice answered by many other voices. When we returned to Antoine, for once he was deeply perturbed and crossing himself. He too had seen “little people.” They in turn had watched him.

  We decided that we should set off back to the surface as soon as we replenished our water supplies. Of meat extract and biscuits, ample remained. Dried fish would have made for welcome variety, but time spent in catching and drying was out of the question. A thorough wash would have been a delightful idea, but the Hauptsturmführer still retained his pistol.

  Would he retain it for much longer? Much about the dwarfs was surmise on my part, but I think Schäfer had greatly underestimated them. I imagined a wave of dwarfs overwhelming the German camp. Somehow I did not think that the Germans would be killed. I imagined the Germans becoming chattels of the dwarfs, forced to labour for them. No, perhaps the dwarfs would march the Nazis to some point distant in time and release them on an Earth before human beings existed.

  Within an hour we were lighting our way through darkness once again. Verne began to discourse about time and the future.

  “If only some machine could be made to take advantage — a time machine . . . Hmm, we have a duty to warn France about the future ruled so evilly by Germans. Will people believe us when we only have a woman’s word for it? We have the sub-machine guns. Our industrialists can copy those. Just imagine a larger, more powerful version mounted on a tripod. France will have an advantage in arms.”

  “An advantage,” I pointed out, “only until other nations steal and copy — and that’ll be soon enough. War will become an even more horrible slaughter. I say we should hide the German guns before we ever reach the surface.”

  “How typical of a woman to hide evidence!”

  “And who obtained the guns?” I enquired ironically.

  “And by what means?” Pierre murmured softly to me. “Hmm.”

  “Don’t be silly. Was I supposed to wait feebly for rescue?”

  “Future wars might indeed be terrible,” conceded Verne. “When I think of the ten thousand workers killed in Paris in 1948 . . . It’s enough to make one thoroughly misanthropic rather than hopeful — when there’s so much to be hoped for from science! Ach, dominion by Germans who have twisted science to serve some racial madness . . . that cannot be. Without the weapons, what proof have we? Yet the weapons will produce evil.”

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nbsp; Ah, my opinion was now his opinion. “Plainly we must warn the world. Nevertheless, the tangling of time seems almost incredible.”

  As we steadily made our way back to the surface, as dark day followed dark day Verne continued to muse. Was it possible to harness time? To step out of its flow and back in again elsewhen? Yet by employing what possible technology? He quizzed me. “Did you mention powerful magnetic fields . . . ?”

  A practical method eluded him. And how could our countrymen best be apprised of the future menace of the Nazis?

  “I wonder, I wonder if a novel might be the most effective way. A tale about hostilities between France now, and Germany of the next century . . . Different worlds at war. Hmm, a war of the worlds, employing a time machine based on a plausible scientific rationale . . .”

  CLIFF RHODES AND THE MOST IMPORTANT JOURNEY by Peter Crowther

  A Land at the End of the Working Day Story

  You can always be sure you’ll get your money’s worth with Peter Crowther. Whilst the following story is inspired by Journey to the Centre of the Earth it’s much more than that. Peter gets to the heart of our fascination with all of Verne’s Voyages Extraordinaires and takes us on not just one adventure, but many.

  “That which is far off and exceeding deep, who can find it out?”

  Ecclesiastes

  1 The two strangers

  “I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW this place existed!” is the second thing the taller of the two strangers says, hands (one brandishing a piece of creased paper) on his hips as he looks around Jack Fedogan’s bar, his having blown in with his companion, a shorter man with beer-bottle-bottom glasses, blown in off of the night-time street on a cold and blustery late autumn evening.