Marked Man

by William Lashner

  I unbelted and stumbled out of the now-doorless entranceway of the cab. My knees were shaking so hard I lost my balance and fell to the ground, ripping my pants, before I climbed to my feet again. The night smelled of exhaust and cordite and terror, coppery and hard. And something else, too, something vaguely sweet and vaguely familiar. I looked around. The others were now out of the taxi also, looking as dazed and confused as did I. The three stared at me. I shrugged. Slowly, we approached the little car. We approached hesitantly, with undue care, as if it were a wild animal, turning so that it could gather us into its sight and leap ferociously at our throats.

  I tried to peer inside the little car, but the headlights were now shining brightly in my eyes, and even with my hand up to shield me from the sharp light, I could see nothing but the dented bumper, the bullet hole in the windshield, and the cracked glazing over the twin beams that were coming ever closer.

  Then the car stopped, the door opened. Out climbed a silhouette, small, dainty. It stepped forward into the light.

  Lavender Hill.

  “Toodle-oo, Victor. Isn’t it a beautiful night? Reminds me of the bayou, not that I am a habitué of the bayou, mind you, I have all my teeth, and I have never had leech stew, but this little stretch of New Jersey does have that unpredictable scent of violence about it, doesn’t it?”

  “Lav, dude” was all I could muster.

  “Yes, well, always one with the quip, aren’t you, Victor? You must tell me all about your trip west. Did you see any stars? Alan Ladd, now, that was a star. Is he still alive, do you know?”

  “What are you doing here, Lav?”

  “You told me you were bringing your client home so he could sell me the painting. I thought I better make sure you all arrived safely. Is that him there?”

  “Charlie Kalakos,” I said, “let me introduce you to Lavender Hill.”

  “Yo,” said Charlie. “Thanks for—”

  “Saving your life? Oh, it was nothing.” He turned to look at the remains of Rhonda Harris. “Well, maybe not nothing.”

  “But how did you get here?” I said. “How did you follow me, with all the precautions I took?”

  “I’m sure your precautions were stunning in their design, though, of course, seeing that you ended with a gun in your face, not quite as effective as you might have hoped. But no, I didn’t follow you, dear Victor.”

  “Then how?”

  “I followed her,” he said, indicating the mass of bone and blood on the ground. “From the start I sensed she was trouble. I know the type. I am the type. Didn’t I tell you she was a killer?”

  “I thought you were speaking metaphorically.”

  “I’m a very literal person, Victor. You should know that by now. I followed her to this spot. I realized she was setting up a rendezvous. I slipped my car into a clearing in the woods and waited. Just me, my car, and my long-distance microphone. Quite the clever gadget, but one I would never use out in the open. The headphones make me look like Princess Leia.”

  “So you heard about the girl,” I said.

  “Yes, I heard. Too sad for words, actually, so why even try to speak of it?” He glanced at his watch. “But the woman with the gun mentioned something about cleaners coming. I assume she means Charles’s friends from the Warrick gang, hurrying this way as we speak to dispose of your bodies. So maybe we should cut our little gabfest short. Charles, are you ready now to sell?”

  “No,” he said. “I’m sorry, and I think I owe you, what with you saving our lives and all, but I’m not going to sell it. I just want to give it back.”

  “Are you sure? I’ve already made arrangements to dispose of the item without its going to your old friend.”

  “I don’t want nothing good to come from what happened, ’cause it’ll only turn out bad, you know what I mean?”

  “Not really, no. And what about you, Joseph? Are you willing to let such a payday disappear after all these years?”

  “Good riddance, I say,” said Joey.

  “Ah, the disappointment, but it seems there is little I can do. A wave of cheap sentimentality has seemed to overcome you both and I wouldn’t dream of crashing the party, though I’m quite shocked that you, Victor, have not endeavored to change their minds. But it would have been a pretty thing to gaze at before I delivered it on, don’t you think? All right, then, take my advice, all of you, and flee, madly. I too need rush off. There is a Fabergé egg available in a trailer park in Toledo. Imagine that. Toledo. The provenance is not quite clear, but with a Fabergé egg it never is, don’t you know. I mean, the last true owner was killed by Lenin in a pit. After that, it’s open season, don’t you think? Ciao, friends.”

  We watched as he climbed back into his dented car, flicked his lights as if in farewell, and pulled around the taxi, past the picnic table and the collapsing shed, and onto the narrow two-lane road, heading west, toward Ohio, I assumed. He’d swept into my life, threatened it, saved it, swept out of it again. Funny the kind of people you meet in this business. I’d almost miss him.

  “We have to get out of here,” I said.

  “Back in the cab,” said Joey.

  “There’s no door,” I said.

  “I can drive without a door.”

  “Maybe you can,” I said, “but how far we’d get before the cops stop us is another thing entirely. And then she probably told the cleaners what kind of car we had. If we pass them on the road, they’ll figure it out and spin around after us.”

  “But it’s Hookie’s car. I can’t just leave it here.”

  “We’ll retrieve it later, patch it up, I promise.”

  “It’s a piece of crap anyway,” he said.

  “Then how do we get out of here?” said Monica.

  “We’ll take her car,” I said, gesturing toward the pulpy mass on the ground. “Let’s find her bag.”

  “Is this a time to be rummaging for spare change?” said Charlie.

  “We need the keys,” I said. “And her phone. Joey, check her car and see if the keys are there. The rest of us will comb the area, the bag should be somewhere around.”

  The gun was off to the side. I picked it up carefully by the trigger guard and placed if in a jacket pocket. Joey came back, reporting that the car was locked, and we continued our search, moving slowly toward the heap of metal and flesh.

  “She had nice hair,” said Monica, as we passed the corpse. “I always wanted red hair.”

  Beyond the body, beyond the door, almost to the edge of the gravel lot, where the woods had already encroached, we found the bag. Phone, wallet, but no keys.

  “They must have spun out in the crash, flying somewhere into the woods,” I said. It could take us another hour to find them.

  “I could just pick the lock of her car,” said Charlie.

  “Don’t they have electronic gizmos?”

  “I can get around them,” said Joey.

  I turned to stare at them.

  “Hey, you were the man with the plan,” said Joey. “We was following you.”

  “Let’s get the hell out of here,” I said.

  A minute and a half later, we were in Rhonda’s rental car, the engine humming, Joey Pride pulling us out of the lot.

  “Go east,” I said.

  “Back to the shore?”

  “Back to the parkway and then the Atlantic City Expressway,” I said. “It might take a little longer, but I don’t want to pass any goons on this little road on our way back to Philly.”

  He did as I said, and then I made my calls.

  68

  I didn’t know I was in a race.

  I should have known, of course, it was all there in front of my face. But at the time I was a little preoccupied with staying alive. So we took the roundabout route to Philadelphia as I called McDeiss. I gave him the last phone number Rhonda had called, so he could track down her accomplices, and a description of Fred and Louie. He promised to have a squadron of New Jersey state troopers converge on the site of Schmidty’s deserte
d farmer’s market and pick up whoever showed in response to Rhonda’s call.

  “And when the cops finally arrive,” I said, “there will be a little treat waiting for them. A dead body.”

  “Damn it, Carl, what the hell is going on?”

  “You know the guy who you think killed both Ralph Ciulla and Stanford Quick?”

  “The guy from Allentown?”

  “Well, you were right about him doing the killings, except he wasn’t a guy.”

  “Get the hell out of here.”

  “I cleared two of your cases, you should be thrilled. I even have the murder weapon sitting in my pocket. And when you figure out who she really is, pick up her father. He was in the business before her. Now, are you ready for us?”

  “We have a cordon around Mrs. Kalakos’s house, and we have a phalanx of black-and-whites ready to pick you up at the mouth of the Tacony-Palmyra Bridge and escort you to her street. You’re still in that green-and-white taxi?”

  “Not anymore,” I said.

  “What happened?”

  “We had a little accident. We’re driving something new.”

  “Just picked it up off the street?”

  “That’s right,” I said.

  “Mind telling me what it is?”

  “Yes, I do. Last thing I want is a phalanx of police cars pointing out to everyone in the city exactly where we are. How many in a phalanx anyway? Can two be a phalanx if they’re really, really big?”

  “Don’t be a hero, Carl,” said McDeiss.

  “Little chance of that. But don’t worry, there will be a green-and-white cab meeting your phalanx.”

  “Come again?”

  “Just have your phalanx meet the cab and flash its lights and escort the cab to the Kalakos house. Have it pause there for a moment, and then lead it back to the Roundhouse. That should be safe enough. But the Kalakos house is not where you and I are going to meet up.”

  “Then where?” said McDeiss.

  “Someplace else. I want you to show up quietly, no black-and-whites, no commotion or press. Wait until the noisy procession begins and then slip in unnoticed. Just you and Slocum and Hathaway and a team from your CSI unit to process a body. Can you do that?”

  “We can do that. Where?”

  “Ralph Ciulla’s basement. And remember that pickax you found in Stanford Quick’s car?”

  “We still have it.”

  “Maybe you should bring it along.”

  “What the hell’s down there?”

  “Unfinished business,” I said.

  It was Monica who drove us into the city. I didn’t know who’d be looking for us, but I figured, even in the rental car, they’d be less likely to identify us with a pretty woman at the wheel.

  When we reached the Walt Whitman Bridge, I called Beth on her cell. It was time for her to play decoy. Earlier she had gone to the railroad station, picked up a green-and-white cab, and been cruising around the city. The driver didn’t know what he was in for, but I figured the police protection and the hundred Beth slipped him would cover it. Now, while we headed over the Delaware, she headed to the western mouth of the Tacony-Palmyra Bridge.

  As we drove north on I-95, Beth phoned in her reports. It was like a parade, she said, with the police cars, the lights and sirens. McDeiss had even put in a few motorcycle cops for effect. The man knew how to build a phalanx. But there was no effort to stop her, no opposing army of thugs, no shots, no danger. Apparently Rhonda Harris had called off those dogs before Lavender Hill had silenced her but good.

  We got off I-95 at the Cottman Avenue exit, took a nice calm drive into the Northeast, circled counterclockwise to the back alley behind Ralph Ciulla’s house. Nothing looked strange, nothing looked out of place. Monica pulled the gray rental car into the spot beneath the little backyard deck.

  I got out, patted the heavy metal thing in my pocket as I looked around. Nothing. I stepped to the closed basement door and slowly pushed it open. It was dark inside.

  “Hello,” I said softly.

  “Hello yourself,” came McDeiss’s whisper.

  “Any news from New Jersey?”

  “They found the body and picked up four suspects at the scene, including two that matched the descriptions you gave me over the phone.”

  “Terrific. All right, give us a second.”

  I stepped back, waved to Monica. She climbed out. Then I tapped the windshield, and two figures popped up from hiding low in the backseat. I motioned them out. They scrambled quickly out of the car, as quickly as two old guys bent stiffly at the waist can scramble out of a car, and then slipped through the basement door. Monica and I followed.

  When the door closed, the lights suddenly clicked on and we could see the whole setup. Two CSI technicians, with their briefcases. Two uniforms, pump-action shotguns at the ready. Slocum and Hathaway together off to the side. And McDeiss, leaning on the handle of a rusted old pickax, standing smack in the center of the room.

  “Welcome home, Charlie Kalakos,” said McDeiss in a booming voice. “We’ve been looking for you for quite a while.”

  “I been away,” said Charlie.

  “We’re going to have ourselves a chat,” said McDeiss.

  “In due time, Detective,” I said. “In due time. But first we have some serious matters to take care of.”

  I turned to take a peek at the workbench and then did a double take. Slowly, I walked toward it. The first of the wooden boards that made up the tabletop had been pried off the pipe frame. The front pipes on either side had been yanked forward. I looked inside each. Both were empty.

  “How long have you guys been here?” I said.

  “About ten minutes,” said Slocum.

  “Was the basement door locked or unlocked?”

  “Unlocked.”

  “Crap,” I said. “Now we know why he was in such a hurry to get to Toledo.”

  “Who are we talking about, Carl?” said McDeiss.

  “I’m talking about a little guy who goes by the name of Lavender Hill. I didn’t know we were in a race, but he did. He was the one who took care of our friend from Allentown, Detective, and after he did that, and after listening in on his microphone to everything Charlie had to say, he rushed up here to seize the painting. The Rembrandt has been stolen once again.”

  “We’ll find him,” said McDeiss.

  “I doubt it,” I said. “But the painting all along has been just a sideshow. Hasn’t it, Jenna?”

  “All along,” she said.

  “Time to take care of the main event? Are all the terms of our agreement still in place?”

  “They are,” said Slocum.

  “Okay, then. Joey Pride, do you remember where the pit was?”

  Joey looked at me and nodded.

  “Go ahead,” I said.

  He looked around the basement and stepped toward the rear. He cleared some boxes and pointed at a cracked portion of the uneven cement floor. “There,” he said.

  McDeiss lifted the pickax and held it toward the CSI guys in the corner. One of them stood and started toward McDeiss when Charlie spoke up.

  “Can I do it?” he said. “It’s been haunting me for half my life, that hole in the ground. Can I open it up?”

  “Like lancing a boil?” I said.

  “Something like that.”

  I looked at McDeiss. He thought about it some, looked at the CSIs, who shrugged. McDeiss turned to offer the pickax to Charlie.

  “I’ll help, too,” said Joey Pride, pushing away some cartons that were piled around the spot he had pointed to.

  Then we all stood back as Charlie Kalakos hoisted the pickax in the air and let its sharpened point drop into the floor. The cement was thin, brittle, it cracked easily under the weight of the heavy metal tool. Charlie pulled it loose and hoisted it again. When he started breathing heavily, Joey took hold of the pickax. One of the CSIs stooped down to lift up the loose chunks of concrete. Then Joey raised the pickax high in the air and let it fall.

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bsp; Slowly they worked, Charlie Kalakos and Joey Pride, clearing the cement that covered the crimes of their past, blow by blow, bit by bit, as Slocum and McDeiss, Jenna Hathaway and Monica Adair, as all of us looked on, some with stoic faces, some with tears, looked on knowing exactly what we’d find and dreading it all the while.

  69

  “I’ve brought him home to you, Mrs. Kalakos,” I said.

  “You good boy, Victor,” she said to me. “I knew you do just as I say.”

  “I appreciate your confidence,” I said.

  The room was dark, the air thick with incense, I was back in the chair, by the bed, where Mrs. Kalakos, as usual, lay stiff and still. And yet there was something very different about her appearance. Where normally her hair was wild and unkempt, this night it was combed and teased and set in place with bobby pins, the twirls at her temples taped to her flesh. Her cheeks held red circles, her lips were brightly painted, with two peaks in the middle of the upper one, and there was lace in her bodice. Miss Havisham waiting for her groom. Yikes.

  “So where he is? Where my boy?” she said.

  “He’s just outside the room, but I wanted to talk to you about him first.”

  “Don’t make me wait, Victor. I’m old woman, without much breath left. Bring him to me. Now.”

  “Charlie is very anxious to see you, Mrs. Kalakos. Both excited and scared.”

  “What he need to be scared about from such pitiful bag of bones?”

  “Because you’re his mother,” I said. “That’s enough terror for anyone. And then, also, because he knows you so well.”

  “You try to flatter old woman, Victor?”

  “That’s not my intent, ma’am. I just wanted to tell you that your son has been through a lot in the last couple of weeks, especially today. There was another attempt on his life just a few hours ago. And, even more significant, he was forced to dig up something very dark from his past. Something that happened as a result of the robbery thirty years ago.”

  “What you trying to tell me, Victor?”

  “There was a girl killed.”

  “A girl?”

  “The Adair child, the one that went missing.”