Songs of the Dancing Gods dg-4

by Jack L. Chalker

  He drifted off to sleep, and the elemental, too, seemed to relax, perhaps more because the saga would not have to be endured further that night.

  He slept soundly, the sleep of the dead, but, occasionally, through the night, he would stir, that smile would return to his sleeping face, and he would breathe a line of the refrain: “ ’Twas Gilligan, the Skipper, too…”

  CHAPTER 2

  ON DANCING YOUR HEART OUT

  Unless contravened by magic or other Rules, an individual’s role in life shall be determined by destiny and circumstance. However, once fixed in that role, only those things necessary to perfect one’s role may be learned, acquired or retained. In this way is social and cultural harmony and stability maintained.

  —The Books of Rules, II, 228(c)

  They made a most unlikely looking group as they slowly made their way down the road away from the mountains, toward green fields and rolling hills.

  In the lead was a big man with bronze skin and tight muscles, the kind you would never doubt could carry the horse he rode as well or better than that same horse carried him. His skin, darkened and weathered by the elements, was, nonetheless, bronze to begin with; his finely chiseled face was barren of facial hair unlike the local customs, yet seemed as if it had never known a razor, and his thick black hair hung below his shoulders like a mane. His high cheekbones marked him as an Ostrider, a continent weeks from Husaquahr over dangerous seas, yet he had never been to that fabled continent. He wore only a strange, broad-brimmed hat, a loincloth, and swordbelt, and from the latter one could see the hilt of a massive and elegant sword. He looked at once exotic, strange, and dangerous.

  The woman was fairly tall, with extremely long, muscular legs; fair of skin, although tanned by the sun, her hair lightened by exposure to the sun, she had delicate, sensual features and an athlete’s thin, firm build, without fat or loose areas. But a head shorter than the man, she had perhaps half his mass, perhaps less, and seemed almost tiny by comparison. Although she wore a thin, shielding cloak of light brown tied at the neck, otherwise she wore strings of woven beads that barely hung on her slender hips from which strings of more varicolored beads protected what little there was of her modesty. Another such assortment of beads strung together barely covered but hardly concealed her small, tight breasts. A faded, thin, golden headband, worn more for decoration than utility, sat upon her head, a slight bit of ornamental work extending below it in a triangular shape extending down almost to eye level. Matching bracelets and anklets completed her wardrobe, the bands holding tiny enclosed bells that sounded when she moved.

  The third of the company was a young man, possibly not much past puberty, dressed much like the man. His skin was extremely dark, the deepest of browns without going to full black, like the Nubians of the Southern Continent, a trace of whose common features could also be seen in his face, yet his steely black hair was straight and long, like the big man’s. He was dressed in dark brown leather briefs and chest straps of the same, studded with ornamental bronze bolts, and matching leather boots.

  “Man! This place is boooring!” the lad muttered, loud enough for the others to overhear. “I’m hot and sweaty and smellin’ like a stuck pig. This whole world smells like a horse’s ass! And this damn outfit’s rubbin’ my skin raw.”

  “We’ve heard it all before,” the big man responded, not looking back. “As for the outfit, you’re the one who picked that out, remember, against our advice. Most of this world’s a lot warmer than back home.”

  “Yeah, I know, I know, but it look baad!”

  “ ‘Looks,’ ” the woman corrected him. “It looks bad. How many times do we have to drill that into you?”

  “You ain’t my mother!” the boy shot back. “You got no place speakin’ to me like that.”

  “No, your mother let you run wild on the damned streets,” the big man responded. “Now I am your father, and I didn’t. carry you away—you came yourself when I gave you the chance. Your real mother, for what she’s worth, is so far away from us that she, or you, might as well be dead. Tiana’s my wife and your stepmother, and I’ll have no more of that. Unless, maybe, you want to take me on and show me who’s really boss, like last time?”

  The boy glared, but did not immediately respond. He was still getting to know his father and unsure that he ever really would, deep down, but he sure as hell knew that the big man was the meanest, toughest dude he’d ever run across. He’d quickly learned that much the hard way and didn’t want to push it. Being a full-blooded Apache trucker was bad enough, but a guy who’d spent the past several years in this world as everything from mercenary to adventurer to ruler of a kingdom and seemed none the worse for it wasn’t anybody you wanted to screw around with. He decided to switch familiar gripes.

  “Yeah, but where’s all the fun in this hole? I thought there’d be dragons and monsters and all that Conan stuff. What we seen most of is proof that white folks can live even worse here than black folks in Philadelphia.”

  “They’re here,” the big man assured his son. “You’re just not ready to take them on yet.”

  “That’s what parents always say, ain’t it? You’re ready, and you say you got all them big connections, but we’re movin’ ’round here and livin’ like runaways and eatin’ worse.”

  “I’ve had my three big quests,” the father responded. “I’m a little tired of nearly getting killed every ten minutes. I needed a break. You wait until we run into something nasty. Then remember your complaining.”

  “Yeah, well, it—it’s got to be better than Ms. Man! What a place! No electricity, no runnin’ water, no flush toilets, no cars, no guns, no rap, no rock, no soul, not even no TV!”

  “You want out? Back to the streets? Back to running drugs for some street gang until somebody didn’t like the way you looked at him and blew you away? No future but death at a real young age? You didn’t have a future, Irv—you didn’t even have a present. The way you whine and complain, somebody in that crowd you ran with would’ve knocked you off within a year or so, anyway. You know it, and I know it.”

  The boy looked sullen. “So?”

  “So cut the crap! In a couple of days, we’ll reach the river, and not long after that we’ll be at Castle Terindell. Still nothing supermodern, but comfortable. Lots of good food, featherbeds, and the like.”

  “Yeah? Why we goin’ there, though? Just for laughs or what?”

  “Uh-uh. Time you went to school, son.”

  “School! You ain’t said nothin’ ’bout no school!”

  “Not the kind you’re thinking of, although, God knows, you sure could use one. The same kind of school I once went to at Terindell. Survival school, you might call it. Learning how to survive to my age around here.”

  The boy was suddenly interested. “You mean fightin’? Like swords and knives and shi—er, stuff like that? O-boy!”

  “I mean stuff exactly like that. Don’t get your hopes too high, though, tough boy. We’re gonna see just how tough you really are. And if you wash out, you might have a real future as a stablehand shoveling horse shit for the rest of your life.”

  “Hey! Wait just a damn second! You sayin’ if I flunk out of this hero school I’m a nothin’? I might just not like it.”

  “Oh, I guarantee you won’t like it, at least at the start,” his father assured him. “But nobody flunks out. You keep at it until you get it and you pass—or you get killed trying or you quit and walk out. The only one that flunks you is you. If you can’t hack this, then you can’t hack it anywhere on your own in this world, and anybody—I mean anybody— who can’t handle himself out here on his own winds up practically owned by somebody else. You’ve seen that already. There are only three kinds of people here. The rulers, maybe five in a hundred folks; the ruled, which is ninety-four point nine of the rest, and that tiny one in thousands who’s an independent like me. You weren’t born royal and -you haven’t shown any talent for magic, so being independent or one of the ruled is all you can get
. And of the ruled, if you can’t fight, can’t read or write the chicken scratches they use here, and have no skills, you shovel shit. Hell, son, somebody’s got to do it.”

  “Not me!”

  “Yeah? Well, you prove it. Because if you walk, that’s the best you can hope for and I won’t stick around to help you do it. Do that or you’re dead. Those are the choices if you walk. Remember that.”

  Irv seemed to have lost a lot of his confidence all of a sudden, but he still maintained a brave front. “You got through it, didn’t you? If you can do it, I can do it!”

  “Wagons coming, Joe,” Tiana cut in.

  Joe pulled his horse up and looked at the oncoming traffic. It was less wagons than a wagon train, coming single file, pulled by massed teams of horses.

  “Man!” Irv swore. “Whatever they’re carryin’, it’s heavy as gold and big as a subway!”

  The boy wasn’t far off the mark in his comments on the load. When they got right up to the lead wagon, they could see the eight-horse team straining, the driver and brakeman working constantly to keep them straight, balanced, and in line.

  “Hello!” Joe shouted to them. “What are you hauling?”

  “Sorry! Can’t stop to chat!” the brakeman shouted back. He. gestured at the load in back of him. “Rules change sheets! If we stop, there’ll be two more revisions of these right in back of us!”

  Irv looked at the wagons. Five… six… seven of them. Each the size of a locomotive, or so it seemed. He knew what the Rules were—the crazy books of laws that governed everything and everybody in this nutty place. But— “What’re Rules change sheets?” he asked, genuinely puzzled.

  “You know the history,” Tiana replied as they made way and watched the huge train go by. “In the Creation, Husaquahr was created in a kind of backwash, with the leftover energy from the creation of your world. The Creator Himself took charge of Earth, but He delegated Husaquahr to the lesser angels who weren’t as thorough or competent. They mated with the ones here and produced the first in the line of sorcerers, people of great power who were half human, half angel.”

  “Yeah, yeah, I know all that. You told me. But—change sheets!”

  “In the beginning,” Tiana explained, “the incomplete universe which contained Husaquahr was basically chaotic. Even the basics, like gravity, only worked some of the time. The Founding Angels rushed in to do what they could, establish a basic set of Angelic Laws to supplement natural laws where they were weak, creating stability out of the chaos. Being lesser, they still took a number of short cuts, creating much imitation of Earth but often not quite like Earth. Given a core number of souls by the Creator, early experiments produced strange results, in which the soul itself took on physical reality and mated with those things of animal and plant which imitated forms from Earth. The offspring of those created the thousands of races of faerie.* Essentially immune to age, they were made very slow to breed, and set to supplementing the angels in their establishing tasks, from climatological management, like the legendary Frost Giants, to the mineral management of the dwarves, the flower-tending of the pixies, and the husbandry of the nymphs and satyrs. The basics were maintained by the least of the souls, the elementals.

  *Faerie refers to the heritage, magic nature, power, and “realm” of fairies in general; it has a connotation of that which is withdrawn from human ken. Fairy refers in more specific-manner to individuals, races, traits, and abilities of the fairy folk; its connotation is more that of a normal, day-today existence.

  “After the Great Upheaval on Earth, some of the fallen humans were given to the angels of Husaquahr to establish their dominion here and duplicate the basic system. But since they were already stained by sin, these humans had a hard time from the start and even less wisdom. To compensate, the angels mated with men and produced a hybrid race. Half retained more of the angelic powers and began the line of sorcery; the other half gained higher wisdom, and became the founders of the royal lines. The sorcerers then became the finishers of the work, as the angelic powers had to withdraw, and, from experience living in this new world and from their own humanity, wrote the Books of Rules to bind and control and shape the subsequent history of Husaquahr for both faerie and human.

  “That, of course, was close to the dawn of human time. After a while—who knew how long—these first founders felt their job done and went on to some higher, perhaps angelic plane, themselves; their children now became the sorcerers. But, although sorcerers tended to live impossibly long lives, as each generation of them grew and the elders eventually tired and went on to wherever sorcerers went on to, the angelic blood was diluted more and more with humans. The powers of five generations before were only shadows of what their ancestors could do; those today mere shadows of that generation. And yet, each generation, generation after generation, kept on finding loopholes or specifics not addressed in the Rules and, as such, amended them. They couldn’t really change what their more powerful predecessors had decreed, but they could keep adding, keep ‘plugging in the holes’ as time passed. And the less power and the less wisdom that they had, the more holes they found and the more new Rules they wrote.

  “By now, the sorcerous bureaucracy was incredibly well organized; it only remained for that huge assembly to get out the amendations and hair-splitting new Rules to all those magical folk and royal, temporal powers throughout the world so that they would know what was being done.”

  “There’s probably a Rule in this batch regulating the length of nose hairs,” Joe muttered.

  “Oh, no,” Tiana responded sourly. “They would have addressed something that major generations ago.”

  Irv looked at the last wagon to pass and imagined the mountain of paper contained within. “Is there anybody who knows even half of what’s in them papers?” he asked.

  “Probably not, not even among those that create them,” Tiana responded honestly. “It doesn’t make any difference. Once the Rules are properly distributed, they go into force and we’re stuck with them. They’re not like laws, you know. Those are made by governments, which we also have plenty of. Everyone, even nonhumans, will be bound by whatever is in there as if it is natural law, like breathing or what goes up usually comes down.”

  “And you ain’t worried? I mean, that somethin’ buried in one of them wagons won’t suddenly change the way we look or talk or think or act?”

  “I was born here,” she reminded him, “I sort of take it for granted.”

  “You just learn to forget that it’s going on,” Joe told him. ” You can’t do anything about it anyway, and by this time everything really nasty that they could do has either been done or been stepped on by some prior rule so it’s canceled out anyway. I wouldn’t worry about it.”

  The boy frowned. “But if all them papers don’t make no difference, then why do it at all?”

  “Oh, they might make some minor differences,” Tiana told him. “Still, you are right—it’s mostly harmless at this point. But, you see, constantly revising and perfecting the Rules takes a huge bureaucracy, larger than the kind that runs most governments. Thousands upon thousands of people and fairies, all employed in everything from proposing the additions to arguing for them or against them, helping adopt and implement them, printing and delivering them—it’s a massive undertaking.”

  “And yet all them people do all that work and nothin’ much happens because of it?”

  “Essentially, yes.”

  “Then why do they do it? Seems like a total waste of time.”

  “Oh, their positions are essential,” she responded matter-of-factly. “If they didn’t do what they did, then all those masses would be unemployed, and, being bureaucrats, most of them couldn’t do anything useful. Why, they wouldn’t survive!”

  “Or, worse, they might get together and try to do something really useful,” Joe added. “That would be a disaster. So, don’t worry much about it, and particularly not yet. You’re still not quite within the Rules. So long as you aren’t physic
ally changed here by some magic, you’re still outside the more specific rules. Unless you’re a changeling, which I seriously doubt, since we’d have noticed by this time, you’ll just slowly come under more and more the longer you’re here, without even noticing it.”

  “Changeling. Yeah, Like that sexy broad with the wings we melon the boat.”

  “Uh-huh. Marge. She came over with me and at the time was as human as Tiana or me. She changed into one of the fairy races after she was here. It happens. But I doubt if you qualify.

  I seriously doubt if your mother had that trigger in her genes, and I sure don’t. And, judging by the time she took to change, I think you’d have done it by now if you were going to, anyway.”

  “What do’ya mean by trigger in my jeans? I ain’t got no jeans on.”

  “In your blood,” Joe told him. “If you’d ever gone to church back home, you’d know that it wasn’t just here that angels mated with people. That was so long ago, though, back before Moses’ time, that it’s even more diluted back there than here. But some folks have a little of that blood, either from the angels or from demons, too, or early fairy-human matings, passed down in them. If you do, you become a changeling when you get here.”

  “Jeaz… I think that’d be kind a neat,” the boy said. “Maybe growin’ wings and gettin’ magic powers and all that. Uh—did you say demons?”

  Joe nodded. “There’s some pretty mean fairies, too. Pray you don’t meet them, believe me!”

  “But being one of the fairy folk isn’t all it’s cracked up to be,” Tiana pointed out, glad mat the boy was at least interested in something. “Our souls are eternal; they do not die with our body. In the fairies, the soul is made flesh and is the body. They never really grow old, although experience gives them that look after a long time, but as they are flesh, they are mortal. Iron, for example, is deadly to most of them, except gnomes and a few other special races, and they are also subject to some forms of accidents and even murder. If they die, they’re dead. To kill a fairy is to kill its soul as well. They don’t even have the option of dying. Their only chance is to remain alive and well until Judgment.”