Prince of Hazel and Oak (Shadowmagic Book 2)
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Prince of Hazel and Oak
John Lenahan
For the oh so achingly beautiful Nadene
Contents
Chapter One
Detective Fallon
Chapter Two
Jail Break
Chapter Three
Dad
Chapter Four
Prisoner Fallon
Chapter Five
Fand
Chapter Six
Mom
Chapter Seven
The Armoury
Chapter Eight
Spideog
Chapter Nine
Mother Oak
Chapter Ten
The Athrú
Chapter Eleven
Essa
Chapter Twelve
The Turlow
Chapter Thirteen
The Grey Ones
Chapter Fourteen
The Yew House
Chapter Fifteen
Broken Bow
Chapter Sixteen
The Green Knife
Chapter Seventeen
Pop-head
Chapter Eighteen
The Pinelands
Chapter Nineteen
Hawathiee
Chapter Twenty
Tuan
Chapter Twenty-One
Barush
Chapter Twenty-Two
Moran
Chapter Twenty-Three
Re-Pookalation
Chapter Twenty-Four
Yogi Bear
Chapter Twenty-Five
The Alderlands
Chapter Twenty-Six
Dell and What’s-His-Name
Chapter Twenty-Seven
King Bwika
Chapter Twenty-Eight
Fearn Peninsula
Chapter Twenty-Nine
Fire Dancing
Chapter Thirty
Red
Chapter Thirty-One
The Digs
Chapter Thirty-Two
The Invisible Man
Chapter Thirty-Three
Graysea
Chapter Thirty-Four
The Mertain King
Chapter Thirty-Five
The Stream
Chapter Thirty-Six
Ona’s Book
Chapter Thirty-Seven
War
Chapter Thirty-Eight
Ribbons of Gold
Chapter Thirty-Nine
There Will Be Blood
Chapter Forty
The Isles
Chapter Forty-One
The Green Dragon
Chapter Forty-Two
Friends and Enemies
Chapter Forty-Three
Get a Room
Acknowledgements
Other Books by John Lenahan
Copyright
About the Publisher
Chapter One
Detective Fallon
Detective Fallon seemed to have given up on shouting.
‘I’ve seen people get off by claiming insanity,’ he said, sitting back in his chair. ‘Conor, you ain’t doing it right.’
‘So you don’t think I’m crazy then?’ I asked.
‘Oh, I think you’re plenty crazy but not insane.’
‘Aren’t they synonyms?’
‘Not in my thesaurus. If you want to get off by reason of insanity you have to be a nutcase all the time, you know, with the drooling and the swatting at imaginary bats. You, on the other hand, kill your father and then act completely normal – except for claiming that Daddy was attacked by Imps and Pixies from Faerieland.’
‘Tir na Nog,’ I corrected.
‘Sorry, from Tir na Nog.’
‘And there are no Pixies in Tir na Nog.’
‘Look, O’Neil’ – Detective Fallon leaned in and I could see he was inches away from returning to shouting mode – ‘you’ve been arrested for murder. They’ve got a death penalty in this state.’
‘I didn’t kill my father – honest. If I killed him where’s the body? If there is no body there can’t be a murder.’
‘You’ve been watching too much TV, O’Neil. You can fry without a body – trust me.’
‘So what do you suggest I do?’
Fallon softened back into his good-cop mode. ‘Tell the truth.’
‘Oh that. I was kinda hoping you had a better suggestion.’
The truth – telling the truth is how I had gotten into this mess in the first place. As soon as I returned to what the Tir na Nogians call ‘the Real World’, all of the Real World problems crashed in on me like a tidal wave. I’ve never been very good at lying but what else could I do? Dad’s boss had reported him missing and the cops were waiting for me when I returned. They had lots of questions after finding the front door wide open and the living room trashed. I made up a lame excuse about a boisterous party and told them that Dad was on a spontaneous trip with old fishing buddies. The cops accepted that explanation, but as I later found out, they didn’t believe it.
Sally was really mad at me. She went on and on about how worried she had been and how thoughtless I was for not getting in touch. The sad thing was I didn’t care – not only about Sally but about pretty much everything. What’s that old saying? Home is where the heart is. Well, I had left my heart back in The Land.
Even though I missed the actual ceremony, apparently I had graduated high school. I forced myself to show up for enrolment at the University of Scranton but after just one day I knew I couldn’t face it. What could a college professor teach me? What did they really know?
All food tasted like cardboard and, even worse, when I slept – I didn’t dream. I remembered once telling Fergal that some of the Real World was like The Land but covered in a grey film. Now all of it seemed like that.
And then there was Essa. I knew it was unfair but I couldn’t help comparing her with Sally – and Sally didn’t match up – how could she? It didn’t take a soothsayer to notice my thoughts were elsewhere. Sally finally had enough. She said I had changed, and she was right – we broke up.
I suppose I should have gotten a job but that seemed even more trivial than university, so I spent my time staring at the walls. I couldn’t even stomach watching television.
The trouble really started when the electric company turned off the power. I hadn’t opened any mail, let alone paid bills, but darkness forced me to do something about it. I had the PIN numbers to Dad’s bank accounts (well, he didn’t need money any more, with him living on top of a gold mine). I can remember standing in front of the cash machine as Dad’s words swirled around in my head, ‘There is nothing back there for you.’ I hated it when he was right. I punched the buttons and withdrew a wad of cash. I didn’t think I could feel any lower – I was wrong.
The police showed up at the house that evening with a search warrant. They had been monitoring Dad’s bank accounts, waiting for me to do exactly what I did. Forensic specialists in plastic jumpsuits took samples of the carpet, confiscated my clothes and all of the weird weapons in the house. When they finished, a policeman told me not to leave town, like he was in some old TV cops show.
Word of the police raid spread through the neighbourhood like wildfire. The authorities, it seems, weren’t the only ones who thought I had committed patricide. I didn’t know what to do. Sally showed up as I was packing in preparation for making a run for it. I decided to tell her the truth. I sat her down and told her everything (playing down the Essa stuff) and amazingly she took it in her stride. She told me that she believed me and wished me luck. Two minutes after leaving the house, she called the cops and told them I was crazy. The only crazy thing I had done was to come back for her.
‘Here’s how I see it, Conor,’ Detective Fallon said as he paced around the interrogation room. ‘Your father – the mad one-handed ancient language professor – was a strange man. I’m not saying that to make you angry, but I’ve done some research and you have to admit he was, at least, unusual.’
‘You won’t get any arguments from me on that one,’ I said. ‘Pop was the weirdest guy in town.’
‘I also heard that he used to make you sword-fight with him just to get your spending money.’
‘Strange but true.’
‘So one day you just had enough, in the heat of one of your fencing practices—’
‘Broadswords,’ I interrupted, ‘Dad hates fencing.’
‘OK, in the heat of one of your broadsword bouts you flipped out and accidentally killed him – then you panicked and buried the body.’
I laughed, ‘You don’t know how many times I came close to doing just that, but no, that’s not what happened.’
‘Conor, we found your father’s blood on the carpet.’
‘He was injured when we were attacked. I didn’t do it.’
‘And we found traces of blood in a splatter pattern on a leather shirt.’
‘That’s not Dad’s blood.’
‘The pathologist disagrees. She said the shirt and the carpet had one of the most unusual DNA patterns that she had ever seen.’
‘That’s ’cause the blood on the shirt came from one of his relatives.’
‘I thought your father was an orphan?’
‘So did I!’ I said, throwing my hands in the air. ‘Look, I’ve explained all of this. Haven’t you been listening?’
Fallon sat down and sighed, ‘To be honest with you, no I haven’t. As soon as you start going on about hobgoblins and dragons I just glaze over. I figured if I let you ramble on with this cock and bull story you would get it out of your system and we could get down to the facts.’
‘Sorry to disappoint you, Detective Fallon …’
‘Call me Brendan.’
‘Sorry to disappoint you, Detective Fallon,’ I repeated, ‘but those are the facts.’
‘OK, Conor, I’ll humour you. Tell me this thing from the top and I promise I’ll pay attention.’
So I told him the truth. What else could I do? I knew it wasn’t going to help but lying wasn’t working either. I told him the whole tale about how Dad and I were abducted and taken to The Land of Eternal Youth – Tir na Nog – where I found out that Dad was the heir to the throne. Unfortunately, because of an ancient prediction saying that ‘The son of the one-handed prince would be the ruin of all The Land,’ everybody wanted me dead, especially the unlawful king – Dad’s nasty piece of work brother, Cialtie. With the help of a mother I never knew I had, we escaped Cialtie’s dungeon and hooked up with an army that was preparing to forcefully oust my slimy uncle. They had scary information suggesting that Uncle Cialtie had hidden a magical bomb that was threatening to destroy everything. Dad and I and a couple of others snuck into the castle before the attack and disarmed the bomb. Cialtie was dethroned but he got away.
‘So,’ Fallon said with a quizzical look on his face, ‘you saved the world?’
‘I had help.’
‘And when in all of this did you cut your uncle’s hand off?’
‘Just after Dad reattached his.’
‘I take it all back, Conor, you are insane after all.’
After listening to myself I wondered if he was right. It wasn’t the first time, since my return, that I had grappled with my sanity. The only thing that had kept me from going over the edge was the stuff I had brought back with me: my clothes, Fergal’s Banshee blade and Mom’s present. Many a night I sat and just touched them, wishing they could somehow transport me to The Land. But they weren’t with me now, and at that moment I wondered if I had imagined them, too.
I think I would have lost it right then and there if Fallon hadn’t unknowingly thrown me a lifeline. He reached into an evidence folder and placed in front of me a paperback book-sized sheet of gold in a wooden frame. ‘What is this?’ he asked.
I picked it up. ‘It’s called an emain slate,’ I said, feeling my throat tighten. ‘My mother gave it to me.’
‘It’s solid gold.’
‘I know.’
‘We found faint writing on it. What’s it for?’
‘Anything written on this slate appears on its twin.’ I picked up a pen from the table and clicked the ball point back into But they amber, with the blunt end I wrote the contents of my heart. I wrote, ‘HELP!’
‘And you are saying your mother has the other one in this land of yours.’
‘Yes.’
‘So how is she?’
My anger erupted. How dare he be so flippant about this! If I had had a banta stick I would have clocked him in the head for that. But anger gave way to understanding. Firstly, he was trying to get me mad and I wasn’t going to play his game, and secondly, he didn’t take this seriously, he didn’t understand how deep his quip cut.
After spending one day back in the Real World and waking from a dreamless sleep, I realised how much of a mistake returning had been. I had found a mother – my mother – something I had wished for with all of my heart, for all of my life, and as soon as I found her – I left her. How stupid is that? I wrote her every day for a month and spent countless hours wiping the tears out of my eyes just so I could see that the emain slate gave me no reply.
I looked Fallon in the eyes and admitted, ‘It doesn’t work here.’
‘Are you sure? Maybe your mother sent you little notes on this thing and told you to kill your father?’
‘No. I told you it doesn’t work!’
‘Look, Conor, I’m just trying to help you. The story about the Leprechauns didn’t convince me that you were insane, but getting letters from an imaginary mother just might save you from the chop.’
I thought about that. Maybe he was right, maybe he was my friend and this was good advice. I looked into his kind countenance and almost bought it, but then his eyes gave away the truth.
‘You’re not trying to help me,’ I said. ‘I know what you are doing. You are trying to get me to say I did it, so you can get a tick in your little score sheet and go home to your wife and kids and tell them that, “Daddy got a bad guy today”, but I am not going to oblige. I did not kill my father!’ I screamed. ‘I love him and I miss him and I … I hate myself …’ I broke down and wept.
‘Why do you hate yourself, Conor?’ Fallon said in a calm voice, like a psychiatrist getting to the crux of a problem. ‘You hate yourself because you loved him and you hurt him?’
I picked my head up off my damp arms and looked at him through the blur of my tears. ‘No,’ I said, ‘I hate myself for being so stupid. I hate myself – for leaving him.’
Fallon picked up his notepad and stood up. ‘Let’s take a break,’ he said. ‘Maybe you should just sit and think for a while.’ I could tell he was disappointed. I’m sure he thought I was about to confess. He unlocked the door, but before he went through he stopped and said, ‘Just one thing.’
I looked at him confused.
‘I don’t have kids. I just got one – a girl. And I promise I won’t tell her you’re a bad guy. You’re not a bad guy, Conor, you’re troubled and in trouble – but you’re not a bad guy.’
That was it. I had hit rock bottom. I dropped my head onto the emain slate and closed my eyes not caring if I slept or not. Sleeping brought me no relief; I couldn’t even escape into a dream.
I felt the message before I saw it. My cheek was resting on the emain slate and a tickling sensation stirred me enough to lift my head and take a look.
There underneath my cry for help was a sentence, ‘Are you in trouble?’
‘Yes!’ I screamed. I don’t think I had ever been happier in my life. Like a bawling child lost in a shopping mall, I was found, and my mother was going to clutch me to her breast and wipe away my tears. I reached for the pen and realised that Fallon had taken it with him. I frantically searched around the room trying to find something I could etch a reply with but the only thing in the room was me, two chairs and a table. I tried to use my fingernails but I had bitten them down to nothing. I hammered on the door and shouted. After what seemed like ages it opened. Standing there was Detective Fallon and a uniformed cop holding a club.
‘Gimme your pen!’ I shouted as I jumped up and down.
‘Back off, Conor,’ he demanded.
‘OK, OK,’ I said, putting my hands up and doing as I was told, ‘just give me a pen.’