The H. Beam Piper Megapack

by H. Beam Piper

  “All right. I’ll be there as soon as I can. If there’s anything I can do to help you, you can count on me for it.”

  He hung up, and turned to Walters. “Is my car still out front?” he asked. “It is? Good. I’ll be gone for a while; tell the others I have something to attend to.”

  “What’s happened now?” Dunmore asked sourly.

  “Just what I was speaking about. The Gestapo gathered up Pierre Jarrett; they seem to have gotten the idea, now, that the motive may have been competition for the collection. Next thing, Farnsworth will think he has a case against Carl Gwinnett, and he’ll land in the jug, too. I hope you realize that every time something like this happens, it peels a thousand or so off the price I’ll be able to get for you people for these pistols.”

  Dunmore didn’t try to ask how that would happen, for which Rand was duly thankful; he accepted the statement uncritically. Walters was staring at Rand in horror, saying nothing. Rand picked up the outside phone and dialed the same number he had called from the Rivers place that morning.

  “Is Sergeant McKenna about?… He is? Fine; I’d like to speak to him.… Oh, hello, Mick; Jeff Rand.”

  McKenna chuckled out of the receiver. “Sort of slipped one over on you, didn’t I?” he gloated. “Why, I was checking up on those people who were at Gresham’s, last evening, and they all agreed that young Jarrett and the Lawrence girl had left the party about ten. So I had a talk with Miss Lawrence, and she tried to tell me that Jarrett was with her at her apartment, over the antique shop, from about ten fifteen until about twelve, when another girl she rooms with got home from a date. I’d of took that, too, only right across the street from the antique shop there is one of these old hens like you find in every neighborhood, the kind that keeps their nose flattened on the window between the curtains, checking up on the neighbors. I spotted her when I came out of the antique shop, so I slipped around to see her, and she told me that young Jarrett went into the apartment with the girl at about quarter past ten, stayed inside for about twenty minutes, then came out and drove away. She says Jarrett came back in about half an hour, and stayed till this girl who shares the Lawrence girl’s apartment—a Miss Dupont, who teaches sixth grade at Thaddeus Stevens School—got home, about twelve. So there you are.”

  “Uh-huh. Dave Ritter said this was going to turn into another Hall-Mills case; well, now you have your Pig Woman,” Rand said. “Miss Lawrence shouldn’t have lied to you, Mick. I suppose she got worried when you started asking questions, and there’s nothing like a good murder in the neighborhood to make liars out of people.”

  “And damn well I know that!” McKenna agreed. “But that isn’t all. It seems our cruise-car crew spotted Jarrett’s car standing in Rivers’s drive, about eleven. Just when he was away from the antique-shop, and about when the M.E. figures Rivers was getting the business.”

  “Did they get the number?” Rand asked. “Or how did they identify the car?”

  “Oh, they knew it; see, our boys shoot a lot with the Scott County Rifle& Pistol Club, and they’ve all seen Jarrett’s car at the range, different times,” McKenna said. “A gray 1947 Plymouth coupé. Like I say, they knew the car, and they knew Jarrett collects guns, and the lights were on inside the shop and the shades were drawn, so they didn’t think anything of it, at the time. See, they went to bed about ten this morning, and didn’t get up till after five, so I didn’t find out about it till after supper.”

  Rand shrugged, and managed to get some of the shrug into his voice. “Can be, at that,” he said. “I hope you’re not making a mistake, Mick; if you are, his lawyer’s going to crucify you. What are you using for a motive?”

  “Rivers was outbidding this crowd Jarrett and the girl were in with. They all told me about that,” McKenna said. “And he and the girl were planning to use their end of the collection to go into the arms business, after they got married. Rivers got in the way.” McKenna, at the other end of the line, must have shrugged, too. “After all, for about four years, they’d been training Jarrett to overcome resistance with the bayonet, so he did just that.”

  “Maybe so. You find out anything about that other matter I was interested in?”

  “You mean the pistols? Huh-unh; we went over Rivers’s place with a fine-tooth comb, and questioned young Gillis about it, and we didn’t get a thing. You sure those pistols went to Rivers?”

  “I’m not sure of anything at all,” Rand replied, looking at his watch. “You going to be in, say in a couple of hours? I want to have a talk with you.”

  “Sure. I’ll be around all evening,” McKenna assured him. “If we don’t have another murder.”

  Rand hung up. He pulled the sheet out of the typewriter, laid it face down on the other sheets he had finished, and laid a long seventeenth-century Flemish flintlock on top for a paperweight, memorizing the position of the pistol relative to the paper under it.

  “Put those pistols back on the wall,” he told Walters, indicating several he had laid aside after listing. “Leave the others there; I’m not finished with them yet. I’ll be back before too long. If I don’t find any more bodies.”

  CHAPTER 16

  It was raining again as Rand parked his car about a hundred yards up the street from Karen Lawrence’s antique-shop. The windows were dark, but Karen was waiting inside the door for him. He entered quickly, mindful of the All-Seeing Eye across the street, and followed her to a back room, where Mrs. Jarrett and Dorothy Gresham were. All three women regarded him intently, as though trying to decide whether he was friend or enemy. There was a long silence before Mrs. Jarrett spoke, and when she did, her words were almost the same as Karen’s when she had spoken over the phone.

  “Colonel Rand,” she began, obviously struggling with herself, “you must tell me the truth. Did you have anything to do with my son’s being arrested?”

  Rand shook his head. “Absolutely nothing, Mrs. Jarrett,” he told her, unbuckling the belt of his raincoat and taking it off. “I have never seriously suspected your son of the Rivers murder, I had no idea that McKenna was contemplating arresting him, and if I had, I would have advised him against it. Besides causing annoyance to innocent people, McKenna’s made a serious tactical error. He was misled by appearances, and he was afraid I’d break this case before he did, which I intend to do.” He turned to Karen Lawrence. “I talked to McKenna after you called me; he as much as admitted making that arrest to get in ahead of me.”

  “I told you,” Dorothy Gresham flashed at the others. “I knew Jeff wouldn’t stoop to anything as contemptible as pretending to be Pierre’s friend and then getting him arrested!”

  Rand permitted himself a wry inward smile. He hoped she would not have an opportunity to observe his stooping capabilities before he had finished his various operations at Rosemont.

  “I certainly hoped not.” Mrs. Jarrett relaxed, smiling faintly at Rand. “Pierre likes you, Colonel. I hated the thought that you might have betrayed him. Are you working on the Rivers case, too?”

  Rand nodded again, turning to Dot Gresham. “Your father retained me to make an investigation,” he said. “After that trouble he had with Rivers about that spurious North & Cheney, he wanted the murderer caught before somebody got around to accusing him.”

  “You mean there’s a chance Dad might be suspected?” Dot was scared.

  Rand nodded. The girl was beginning to look suspiciously at Karen and Mrs. Jarrett. Getting ready to toss Pierre to the wolves if her father were in danger, Rand suspected. He hastened to reassure her.

  “Rivers was still alive when your father reached home, last evening,” he told her. “That’s been established.”

  She breathed her obvious relief. If Gresham had left home after Rand’s departure with Philip Cabot, she didn’t know it.

  Karen, on the other hand, was growing more and more worried.

  “Look, Colonel,” she began. “They didn’t just pull Pierre’s name out of a hat. They must have had something to suspect him about.”
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  “Yes. You shouldn’t have lied to McKenna. He checked up on your story; the woman across the street told him about seeing Pierre leave here a little before eleven and come back about half an hour later.”

  “I was afraid of that,” Karen said. “I forgot all about that old hag. There’s nothing that can go on around here that she doesn’t know about; Pierre calls her Mrs. G2.”

  “And then,” Rand continued, “McKenna claims that a car like Pierre’s was seen parked in Rivers’s drive about the time Pierre was away from here.”

  Mrs. Jarrett moaned softly; her face, already haggard, became positively ghastly. Karen gasped in fright.

  “They only identified it as to model and make; they didn’t get the license number… Where did Pierre go, while he was away from here?”

  “He went out for cigarettes,” Karen said. “When we came here from Greshams’, we made some coffee, and then sat and talked for a while, and then we found out that we were both out of cigarettes and there weren’t any here. So Pierre said he’d go out and get some. He was gone about half an hour; when he came back, he had a carton, and some hot pork sandwiches. He’d gotten them at the same place as the cigarettes—Art Igoe’s lunch-stand.”

  “Could Igoe verify that?”

  “It wouldn’t help if he did. Igoe’s place isn’t a five-minute drive from Rivers’s, farther down the road.”

  “Has Pierre a lawyer?” Rand asked.

  “No. Not yet. We were just talking about that.”

  “Dad would defend him,” Dot suggested. “Of course, he’s not a criminal lawyer—”

  “Carter Tipton, in New Belfast,” Rand told them. “He’s my lawyer; he’s gotten me out of more jams than you could shake a stick at. Where’s the telephone? I’ll call him now.”

  “You think he’d defend Pierre?”

  “Unless I’m badly mistaken, Pierre isn’t going to need any trial defense,” Rand told them. “He will need somebody to look after his interests, and we’ll try to get him out on a writ as soon as possible.”

  He looked at his watch. It was ten minutes to nine. It was hard to say where Carter Tipton would be at the moment; his manservant would probably know. Karen showed him the phone and he started to put through a person-to-person call.

  * * * *

  It was eleven o’clock before he backed his car into the Fleming garage, and the rain had turned to a wet, sticky snow. All the Fleming cars were in, but Rand left the garage doors open. He also left his hat and coat in the car.

  After locating and talking to Tipton and arranging for him to meet Dave Ritter at the Rosemont Inn, he had gone to the State Police substation, where he had talked at length with Mick McKenna. He had been compelled to tell the State Police sergeant a number of things he had intended keeping to himself. When he was through, McKenna went so far as to admit that he had been a trifle hasty in arresting Pierre Jarrett. Rand suspected that he was mentally kicking himself with hobnailed boots for his premature act. He also submitted, for McKenna’s approval, the scheme he had outlined to Dave Ritter, and obtained a promise of cooperation.

  When he entered the Fleming library, en route to the gunroom, he found the entire family assembled there; with them was Humphrey Goode. As he came in, they broke off what had evidently been an acrimonious dispute and gave him their undivided attention. Geraldine, relaxed in a chair, was smoking; for once, she didn’t have a glass in her hand. Gladys occupied another chair; she was smoking, too. Nelda had been pacing back and forth like a caged tiger; at Rand’s entrance, she turned to face him, and Rand wondered whether she thought he was Clyde Beatty or a side of beef. Goode and Dunmore sat together on the sofa, forming what looked like a bilateral offensive and defensive alliance, and Varcek, looking more than ever like Rudolf Hess, stood with folded arms in one corner.

  “Now, see here, Rand,” Dunmore began, as soon as the detective was inside the room, “we want to know just exactly for whom you’re working, around here. And I demand to know where you’ve been since you left here this evening.”

  “And I,” Goode piped up, “must protest most strongly against your involvement in this local murder case. I am informed that, while in the employ of this family, you accepted a retainer from another party to investigate the death of Arnold Rivers.”

  “That’s correct,” Rand informed him. Then he turned to Gladys. “Just for the record, Mrs. Fleming, do you recall any stipulation to the effect that the business of handling this pistol-collection should have the exclusive attention of my agency? I certainly don’t recall anything of the sort.”

  “No, of course not,” she replied. “As long as the collection is sold to the best advantage, I haven’t any interest in any other business of your agency, and have no right to have.” She turned to the others. “I thought I made that clear to all of you.”

  “You didn’t answer my question!” Dunmore yelled at him.

  “I don’t intend to. You aren’t my client, and I’m not answerable to you.”

  “Well, you carry my authorization,” Goode supported him. “I think I have a right to know what’s being done.”

  “As far as the collection’s concerned, yes. As for the Rivers murder, or my armored-car service, or any other business of the Tri-State Agency, no.”

  “Well, you made use of my authorization to get that revolver from Kirchner—” Goode began.

  “Aah!” Rand cried. “So that concerns the Rivers murder, does it? Well! When did you find that out, now? When Kirchner called you, you had no objection to his giving me that revolver. What changed your mind for you? Didn’t you know that Rivers was dead, then?” Rand watched Goode trying to assimilate that. “Or didn’t you think I knew?”

  Goode cleared his throat noisily, twisting his mouth. The others were looking back and forth from him to Rand, in obvious bewilderment; they realized that Rand had pulled some kind of a rabbit out of a hat, but they couldn’t understand how he’d done it.

  “What I mean is that since then you have allowed yourself to become involved in this murder case. You have let it be publicly known that you are a private detective, working for the Fleming family,” Goode orated. “How long, then, will it be before it will be said, by all sorts of irresponsible persons, that you are also investigating the death of Lane Fleming?”

  “Well?” Rand asked patiently. “Are you afraid people will start calling that a murder, too?”

  Gladys was looking at him apprehensively, as though she were watching him juggle four live hand grenades.

  “Is anybody saying that now?” Varcek asked sharply.

  “Not that I know of,” Rand lied. “But if Goode keeps on denying it, they will.”

  “You know perfectly well,” Goode exploded, “that I am alluding to these unfounded and mischievous rumors of suicide, which are doing the Premix Company so much harm. My God, Mr. Rand, can’t you realize—”

  “Oh, come off it, Goode,” Varcek broke in amusedly. “We all—Colonel Rand included—know that you started those rumors yourself. Very clever—to start a rumor by denying it. But scarcely original. Doctor Goebbels was doing it almost twenty years ago.”

  “My God, is that true?” Nelda demanded. “You mean, he’s been going around starting all these stories about Father committing suicide?” She turned on Goode like an enraged panther. “Why, you lying old son of a bitch!” she screamed at him.

  “Of course. He wants to start a selling run on Premix,” Varcek explained to her. “He’s buying every share he can get his hands on. We all are.” He turned to Rand. “I’d advise you to buy some, if you can find any, Colonel Rand. In a month or so, it’s going to be a really good thing.”

  “I know about the merger. I am buying,” Rand told him. “But are you sure of what Goode’s been doing?”

  “Of course,” Gladys put in contemptuously. “I always wondered about this suicide talk; I couldn’t see why Humphrey was so perturbed about it. Anything that lowered the market price of Premix, at this time, would be to his advan
tage.” She looked at Goode as though he had six legs and a hard shell. “You know, Humphrey, I can’t say I exactly thank you for this.”

  “Did you know about it?” Nelda demanded of her husband. “You did! My God, Fred, you are a filthy specimen!”

  “Oh, you know; anything to turn a dishonest dollar,” Geraldine piped up. “Like the late Arnold Rivers’s ten-thousand offer. Say! I wonder if that mightn’t be what Rivers died of? Raising the price and leaving Fred out in the cold!”

  Dunmore simply stared at her, making a noise like a chicken choking on a piece of string.

  “Well, all this isn’t my pidgin,” Rand said to Gladys. “I only work here, Deo gratias, and I still have some work to do.”

  With that, he walked past Goode and Dunmore and ascended the spiral stairway to the gunroom. Even at the desk, in the far corner of the room, he could hear them going at it, hammer-and-tongs, in the library. Sometimes it would be Nelda’s strident shrieks that would dominate the bedlam below; sometimes it would be Fred Dunmore, roaring like a bull. Now and then, Humphrey Goode would rumble something, and, once in a while, he could hear Gladys’s trained and modulated voice. Usually, any remark she made would be followed by outraged shouts from Goode and Dunmore, like the crash of falling masonry after the whip-crack of a tank-gun.

  At first Rand eavesdropped shamelessly, but there was nothing of more than comic interest; it was just a routine parade and guard-mount of the older and more dependable family skeletons, with special emphasis on Humphrey Goode’s business and professional ethics. When he was satisfied that he would hear nothing having any bearing on the death of Lane Fleming, Rand went back to his work.

  After a while, the tumult gradually died out. Rand was still typing when Gladys came up the spiral and perched on the corner of the desk, picking up a long brass-barreled English flintlock and hefting it.

  “You know, I sometimes wonder why we don’t all come up here, break out the ammunition, pick our weapons, and settle things,” she said. “It never was like this when Lane was around. Oh, Nelda and Geraldine would bare their teeth at each other, once in a while, but now this place has turned into a miniature Iwo Jima. I don’t know how much longer I’m going to be able to take it. I’m developing combat fatigue.”