All Men of Genius

by Lev AC Rosen

  “Were they? Well … I haven’t really noticed.”

  “Mrs. Wilks knew nothing about it, either. So you can see why I’ll need a new lady’s maid.”

  “I know about hats now,” Mrs. Wilks said, crossing her arms.

  “I suppose,” Mr. Adams said, a finger on his chin.

  “This seems a sudden decision,” Mrs. Wilks said, frowning. “Perhaps we could discuss it more thoroughly through the post. The children and I will send you a note explaining why they want to spend the season in town—”

  “I want to spend the season in town so that I am ready to come out at the end of the year,” Violet said, batting her eyelashes.

  “Come out?” Mr. Adams’s eyes shone with happiness. Finally, his daughter was going to start behaving like a proper girl, get married, and give him grandchildren, which he secretly desired, because he loved the way babies smelled like flour, and how they would reach out and touch all his astronomical instruments because the stars were still new to them. He had been hinting around the subject for years, afraid to suggest it, in case she was offended. But now, she had decided upon it herself, and he could already imagine the tiny grandbabies in his arms. At that moment, he would do anything for his daughter. He blinked, and planted a kiss on her forehead. “If those are your plans, dear child, then you should enact them. Mrs. Wilks, you shall tend to the household here. Come February, Violet will find a maid in town, and her brother shall take over the sometimes difficult task of guarding her reputation. Doesn’t that sound wonderful? You can have a break from them.”

  “I don’t know, sir—,” Mrs. Wilks said, raising her hand up as if to stop the conversation from going any further.

  “Oh, don’t worry so much, Mrs. Wilks. I promise to be very good,” Violet said, lowering her eyes. She would need to be in town long before February, but Ashton had a plan for that. “And I will write to you every Sunday so you know we’re safe and sound. You should stay here, though, and rest. Think of how hectic the season is in London, and how it would afflict your nerves.”

  “My nerves are quite fine, I think,” Mrs. Wilks said.

  “Don’t worry, Mrs. Wilks,” Mr. Adams said, clapping her on the shoulder. “They’ll be quite all right.”

  “If you say so, sir.” Mrs. Wilks looked more anxious than usual. She started to twist a stray brown curl around her finger.

  “And I know they will look after each other. You will, won’t you? A girl with your sister’s beauty is liable to catch the attention of all the rogues in London. You must pay careful mind that she is always on guard.”

  “I’ll watch out for her, Father,” Ashton said. Violet held back a snicker at this. “In fact, I was thinking that in order to better acquaint her with how the season works, we could both go down to London as early as October, for the little season.”

  “Little season?” Mrs. Wilks asked.

  “Yes,” Ashton said. “It is the season before the season—attended by bankers, civil servants, and small gentlefolk who don’t have estates out of town. And, more important, artists, poets, painters, literati, and the like. There will be readings and small exhibitions.”

  “Will that be appropriate?” Mrs. Wilks asked. “I doubt there will be many ladies among the literati.”

  “Why, some of the bankers have wives, and the wives of the small gentlefolk and civil servants will be there. Besides, Mrs. Wilks, you speak as though poets don’t have wives, or indeed, that poets cannot be ladies.”

  “A woman poet is hardly a lady,” Mrs. Wilks said.

  “I think it’s a splendid idea,” Mr. Adams broke in. “It will be a good example of how ladies in society behave, even those of lesser society. We can’t have you talking only about springs and levers during the season, now, can we, dear?” he said, his eyes twinkling.

  “Of course not, Father,” Violet said sweetly.

  “Very well. You may go in October. But, Ashton, mind the art she sees is all … decent.”

  “Of course, Father,” Ashton said, grinning at Mrs. Wilks, whose brow was furrowed.

  “Have a safe trip, Father,” Violet said. “And, if you can remember, make a note of the operating system of the airship—steam powered, I’m sure, but is the steering mechanism spring based or does it use additional tanks of compressed air? And if so, how many? And where are they located on the ship?”

  “I will try to remember to find that out,” Mr. Adams said, sighing. “Now, come wave good-bye to me as I go.”

  The three of them walked outside into the rain, which had lightened considerably. The carriage was waiting, loaded up with Mr. Adams’s luggage, and pulled by two strong black steeds. Violet thought, not for the first time, how convenient it would be if her father would just buy one of the new, steam-powered coaches which did not require horses, and moved very quickly, but he had thus far denied all her requests for one.

  Mr. Adams hopped into the carriage before he could get very wet. With one final look at his children, he rapped the window. The driver took off, pulling the carriage out of the courtyard and down the drive. Violet and Ashton stayed outside, Ashton even waving his handkerchief, until they couldn’t see the carriage any longer.

  Mrs. Wilks still stood in the doorway, her lower lip wobbling slightly. “So you’re goin’ to London, are you?” she asked, her eyes widening, as if already seeing the dangers that awaited them.

  “Yes, Mrs. Wilks, but not till the season starts in October. So you will have us all summer!” Ashton said with a smile, then bounded forward, kissed her on the cheek, and ran inside to try his hand on the harp, which he insisted he was picking up a real talent for.

  Violet tried to slip past the stunned Mrs. Wilks, but she caught her arm. “You’ll be a good and proper young lady, won’t you?” Mrs. Wilks asked, putting her other hand on Violet’s arm. “Your father is a good man, but he doesn’t see how dangerous the city can be to a young girl. You won’t do anything that might shame him?” She looked Violet up and down, a pleading look in her eye, her chin jiggling slightly.

  “I’m always a good daughter,” Violet said with an innocent smile. This did not fool Mrs. Wilks, who had long ago learned that mischief was native to Violet’s soul. She knew Violet had a good heart, but also knew Violet was willful and independent, and not in the least bit ordinary. She loved Violet, in her way, but she also feared that one day Violet’s forthright nature would land her into the sort of trouble from which Mrs. Wilks could not extricate her. So she stared at Violet a little while longer, hoping to transfer some of her own reserved nature into the girl through eye contact, until Violet smiled again, curtseyed, and left the hall, heading toward her bedroom.

  The estate, called Messaline, was one of those large and traditional manses of the gentlemen scientists of the day, just outside of London. Though originally decorated in natural hues which suited the late Mrs. Adams’ taste, in recent years, Ashton had made changes to modernize the décor, creating striking contrasts of ivory and ivy, brown and gold.

  Though he had often tried to bring his sensibilities to Violet’s bedroom, Violet insisted it remain untouched by Ashton’s renovations. It was a room unencumbered by the sorts of dolls and pillows that were so often found in young ladies’ bedrooms of the time. The only indication that this was in fact Violet’s room was the many books piled up on her dressing table, texts by Babbage and Ada Byron, John Snow, and of course, Duke Algernon of Illyria, the great scientific mind of the age. All his books, from his first, The Mechanics of Biology, published in 1840, until his last, Transplantation of Living Organs to Better God’s Creatures, published a few years after his death, lined the shelves where another girl would have kept her powder and sewing supplies. Several large, shabby notebooks were piled on her writing desk, their pages frayed and sticking out from under the worn leather covers.

  Violet threw herself on her bed and withdrew a portfolio from under her pillow. She unlaced the ribbons binding it and took out the papers within, to gaze at them again. These were the
application papers for Illyria College, where, if her scheme succeeded, she would be spending the coming year. Illyria was currently the best scientific college in the world. While many colleges of the day required letters of reference and banker’s notes, Illyria admitted students upon proof of their scientific genius alone, and gave them a completely free education. What it did not do was admit women. Violet found this quite frustrating, as some of Illyria’s counterparts, such as Cambridge, had begun accepting women into their classes, even if they could not yet get degrees. Violet had no doubt she was the equal of any male applicant of the day. This seemed so absurd and unjust that the only clear solution was to apply under her brother’s name with the intention of disguising herself as him and spending the year in the guise of a man.

  She was interrupted from her reverie by her brother’s sudden arrival. “And so, dear sister, it begins,” he said dramatically.

  “Yes. Are you sure it wouldn’t be better to abandon the pretense after the interview?” Violet asked, continuing a conversation from the day before. This had been Violet’s plan before Ashton convinced her that she would have to stay in character for the entire first year. His variation certainly seemed more daring than hers, and she liked to be daring. However, Violet still had a great fear of bringing shame upon her family and her father’s name, and dressing travesti was liable to bring plenty of shame with it.

  Ashton answered her with a grin. “You surely couldn’t shame the family any more than I plan to,” he said. She laughed and embraced her brother tightly. It would be risky, but the rewards would be worth it.

  “It’s going to be a good year, isn’t it?” Violet said.

  “I certainly hope so.” Ashton planned to spend the year at their town house, free to do whatever he liked as Violet wrote letters to Mrs. Wilks, assuring her of their continued good behavior. It was her brother’s price for his cooperation in the scheme.

  “Don’t let Mrs. Wilks catch you looking at that,” he said, gesturing towards the application on her bed. Violet nodded, too, and crossed to the bed, sneaking one more look as she put it away. Ashton, seeing her reabsorbed in the papers, laughed and left.

  The application required, of course, a name and address, as well as educational history—Violet had written “Private Tutors,” for between her father and her books, she felt she was well educated in the sciences, and because of Mrs. Wilks, knew a very little French. There was also an essay on the state of the modern sciences, and detailed plans or formulae for some scientific invention, such as a clockwork automaton, or chemical draught of invisibility, or perhaps an example of a surgery successfully resulting in the creation of a two-headed bird—or, in Violet’s case, a most interesting perambulator. All the applicants who made it through the first review were expected to produce the completed product at the interview, but Violet had finished her perambulator a while ago, as a favor for Mrs. Henderson, Mrs. Wilks’s sister and a nursemaid who sometimes visited the manor. Violet was still unsure that her essay, on the soon-to-come development of a mechanical aethership that would penetrate the heavens and visit distant planets, was quite up to par. But it felt well reasoned, and she had been on several steam-powered airships in her years, and had thoroughly examined their various mechanisms. She thoughtfully licked her finger and flipped through her essay one more time, though, just to be certain.

  When she had finished rereading her application, and found it still met with her approval, Violet went down to the basement to work on her devilish machines. It hadn’t been easy to create a laboratory in a basement that was intended to be used as a wine cellar. However, Violet knew from a young age that she would not be able to achieve scientific greatness in her bedroom, and so painstakingly directed the servants in cleaning out and remodeling the basement. There was still a small wine cellar, of course—in fact, it was all one would notice at first, if one were to go down to the basement. But there was also a door, a rather thick door, with heavy bronze hinges. From the crack under the heavy door, one might see lights flickering occasionally, as one is wont to do when staring at the door to a scientific laboratory.

  The laboratory within was more cozy than one might have expected. Several candles were set about, and a large bronze potbellied stove flamed cheerfully against a wall. A wide table took up most of the space in the room, and it was strewn with books, papers, sketches, notes, and various bits of machinery and scrap metal. A few stools were set about, and one large brown armchair by the fire in which Violet would read when her hands had tired of tinkering. The whole room smelled of warm stone and heated metal, of wood and paper, and Violet loved it.

  Currently, she was working on a toy. Normally, she wouldn’t have bothered with such things, but she wanted to be prepared at her Illyria interview to demonstrate that she could create not only great works of mechanical genius, but also the simpler affectations of the playful scientist, clockwork dancers and the like, which would impress the soft-minded among the nobility. She had worked out all the basic principles, and created the basic constructs: a large clockwork mother duck and several rolling ducklings that would follow her path without any attachments, due to magnetized pieces that the mother duck left in a trail as she moved along on the power of her springs. However, since this was a toy, she needed to make it ornate, and so planned to spend the rest of the day doing careful metalwork and affixing glass gemstones she had pried out of the costume jewelry that Mrs. Wilks had given her as a child. The mother duck was mostly done, with sparkling green eyes and carefully engraved feathers, and even a gold-gilded beak. But the ducklings were giving her more trouble: they felt unfinished. She sat down at the table and stared at the line of unembellished ducklings. Their bodies were cast out of brass, and had only the basic shape of ducklings, supported on strong brass wheels. The mother duck’s head swung back and forth as it rolled, thanks to a simple clockwork mechanism, but the ducklings were too small for that sort of effect. Violet’s eyes widened as she realized that she could give them thin wings that flapped slightly as they rolled. She instantly opened a large sketch pad and worked out the basic structure of the wings. She could even make them out of real feathers, with simple brass wing bones. She rang the bell that hung near the door to the lab. A moment or so later, one of the younger servants came down. Violet suspected that it was only the servants who were in trouble with Mrs. Wilks who were sent down to her, as a sort of punishment. This one was a boy, a few years younger than Violet, who probably worked in the kitchens. Violet looked up at him briefly. He held his shaking hands together, and his knees were bent as though he were preparing to run.

  “I need feathers,” Violet said, looking back at her metal ducklings. “At least four dozen of them. By the day after tomorrow. Strong ones, not the downy sort. Preferably from a duck, but as long as they look like they’re from a duck, it doesn’t matter..”

  The nervous serving boy nodded and left the laboratory quickly. Violet stoked the fire and got out her tools to begin fashioning the bronze wing bones.

  There was little that satisfied Violet more than the feel of metal in her hand. She enjoyed conceiving of new inventions, yes, but to actually put them together and feel each cog and spring click into place, to feel her designs living and working in her hands, was what pleased her most. She had one of those rare minds that could pick out from a dozen seemingly identical springs which was strongest, which had the most flexibility, which was the most likely to break. By glancing at an inferior invention, she could tell you what was wrong with it, and how it could be repaired. She worked for a few hours, crafting three pairs of beautiful skeletal wings and attaching them to each duckling. Testing each duck, she rolled them forward and back, happy to see their little naked wings flap up and down as though they were trying to take flight.

  The clock on the wall, which had kept perfect time ever since Violet designed and made it by hand at age nine, chimed seven o’clock, and Violet quickly ran upstairs and washed her hands before heading into the dining room. Mrs. Wilks ser
ved supper promptly, and became more nervous the later someone got. Violet and Ashton ate their soup with a quiet contentedness while Mrs. Wilks sat at the far end of the table, knitting with what Violet felt sure were unnecessarily long needles.

  “Ashton,” Violet said when her soup was half-finished, “I am going into town tomorrow, and I was wondering if you would escort me. I have visited the town house on only a few occasions, and never lived there, so I think it would be best to inspect it and see what I need to bring from home.” Violet tried to sound as casual as possible. Really, she just needed an excuse to go into London without Mrs. Wilks so that she could deliver her application in person. She longed to look upon towering Illyria College, and though she doubted they would let her through the gate, she hoped that she could at least glance inside as they opened the door to take the application.

  “I’ll go with you,” Mrs. Wilks said, not looking up from her knitting. She was not a foolish woman. There was probably some deeper scheme behind this trip, and such schemes were invariably trouble. Trouble was a great fear of Mrs. Wilks’s.

  “Oh no, Mrs. Wilks,” Violet said sweetly, “I couldn’t ask you to do that. You have so much to do here. And besides, I was hoping you would go to the dressmaker and ask for samples of various colors. I will need new dresses, after all. At least six, I would think: three for the evening, and three for daytime. Or do you think I will need more? I am so unversed in these things. I don’t even know what colors look right on me, which is why I so hoped you would bring me some, so I may hold them up to my face in the mirror and decide if they suit my complexion.”

  Ashton snorted into his soup, trying to cover his laughter.

  “We can stop by a dressmaker in London, then,” Mrs. Wilks countered. “I’m sure they have plenty of fabrics in all the latest styles.”

  “Oh, don’t be silly,” Violet answered. “London dresses are so much more expensive, and we have been ordering my dresses from Mrs. Capshaw since I was a child. It would be cruel to go to someone else now, when the dresses will finally be seen by people outside the household. If you feel uncomfortable going to Mrs. Capshaw alone, Mrs. Wilks, then we can both go the day after tomorrow.”