The Ultimate Dresden Omnibus, 0-15

by Butcher, Jim

  “That’s new,” Murphy said.

  I set the box on the floor and opened it. “I’ve been teaching my apprentice thaumaturgy. We have to go out to the country sometimes, for safety’s sake.” I rummaged through the box and finally drew out a plastic test tube full of metallic grains. “I just tossed things into a grocery sack for the first couple of weeks, but it was easier to put together a more permanent mobile kit.”

  “What’s that?” Murphy asked.

  “Copper filings,” I said. “They conduct energy. If there’s some kind of pattern here, I might be able to make it out.”

  “Ah. You’re dusting for prints,” Murphy said.

  “Pretty much, yeah.” I pulled a lump of chalk out of my duster’s pocket and squatted to draw a very faint circle on the carpet. I willed it closed as I completed the circle, and felt it spring to life, an invisible screen of power that kept random energies away from me and focused my own magic. The spell was a delicate one, for me anyway, and trying to use it without a circle would have been like trying to light a match in a hurricane.

  I closed my eyes, concentrating, and poured an ounce or two of copper filings into my right palm. I willed a whisper of energy down into the filings, enough to create a magical charge in them that would draw them toward the faint energy on the wall. When they were ready, I murmured, “Illumina magnus.” Then I broke the circle with my foot, releasing the spell, and cast the filings outward.

  They glittered with little blue-white sparks, crackling audibly as they struck the wall and stayed there. The scent of ozone filled the air.

  I leaned forward and blew gently over the wall, clearing any stray filings that might have clung to the wall on their own. Then I stepped back.

  The copper filings had fallen into definite shapes—specifically, letters:

  EXODUS 22:18.

  Murphy furrowed her brow and stared at it. “A Bible verse?”

  “Yeah.”

  “I don’t know that one,” she said. “Do you?”

  I nodded. “It’s one that stuck in my head: ‘Suffer not a witch to live.’”

  Chapter Two

  “Murder, then,” Murphy said.

  I grunted. “Looks like.”

  “And the killer wanted you to know it.” She came to stand beside me, frowning up at the wall. “A cop couldn’t have found this.”

  “Yeah,” I said. The empty apartment made a clicking noise, one of those settling-building, homey sounds that would have been familiar to the victim.

  Murphy’s tone became lighter. “So, what are we looking at here? Some kind of religious wacko? Salem Witch Trials aficionado? The Inquisitor reborn?”

  “And he uses magic to leave a message?” I asked.

  “Wackos can be hypocrites.” She frowned. “How did the message get there? Did a practitioner have to do it?”

  I shook my head. “After they killed her, they probably just dipped their finger in the water in the chalice, used it to write on the wall. Water dried up, but a residue of energy remained.”

  She frowned. “From water?”

  “Blessed water from the cup on her shrine,” I said. “Think of it as holy water. It’s imbued with positive energy the same way.”

  Murphy squinted at me and then at the wall. “Holy? I thought magic was just all about energy and math and equations and things. Like electricity or thermodynamics.”

  “Not everyone thinks that,” I said. I nodded at the altar. “The victim was a Wiccan.”

  Murphy frowned. “A witch?”

  “She was also a witch,” I said. “Not every Wiccan has the innate strength to be a practitioner. For most of them, there’s very little actual power involved in their rites and ceremonies.”

  “Then why do them?”

  “Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to join this man and this woman in holy matrimony.” I shrugged. “Every faith has its ceremonies, Murph.”

  “This was about a conflict of religion, then?” Murphy said.

  I shrugged. “It’s sort of difficult for sincere Wiccans to conflict with other religions. Wicca itself is really fluid. There are some basic tenets that ninety-nine percent of all Wiccans follow, but at its core the faith is all about individual freedom. Wiccans believe that as long as you aren’t hurting anyone else by doing it, you should be free to act and worship in whatever way you’d like. So everyone’s beliefs are a little bit different. Individualized.”

  Murphy, who was more or less Catholic, frowned. “Seems to me that Christianity has a few things to say about forgiveness and tolerance and treating others the way you’d like to be treated.”

  “Uh-huh,” I said. “Then came the Crusades, the Inquisition….”

  “Which is my point,” Murphy said. “Regardless of what I think about Islam or Wicca or any other religion, the fact is that it’s a group of people. Every faith has its ceremonies. And since it’s made up of people, every faith also has its assholes.”

  “You only need one side to start a fight,” I agreed. “KKK quotes a lot of scripture. So do a lot of reactionary religious organizations. A lot of times, they take it out of context.” I gestured at the wall. “Like this.”

  “I dunno. ‘Suffer not a witch to live.’ Seems fairly clear.”

  “Out of context, but clear,” I said. “Keep in mind that this appears in the same book of the Bible that approves the death sentence for a child who curses his parents, owners of oxen who injure someone through the owner’s negligence, anybody who works or kindles a fire on Sunday, and anyone who has sex with an animal.”

  Murphy snorted.

  “Also keep in mind that the original text was written thousands of years ago. In Hebrew. The actual word that they used in that verse describes someone who casts spells that do harm to others. There was a distinction, in that culture, between harmful and beneficial magic.

  “By the time we got to the Middle Ages, the general attitude within the faith was that anyone who practiced any kind of magic was automatically evil. There was no distinction between white and black magic. And when the verse came over to English, King James had a thing about witches, so ‘harmful caster of spells’ just got translated to ‘witch.’”

  “Put that way, it sounds like maybe someone took it out of context,” Murphy said. “But you’d get arguments from all kinds of people that the Bible has got to be perfect. That God would not permit such errors to be made in the Holy Word.”

  “I thought God gave everyone free will,” I said. “Which presumably—and evidently—includes the freedom to be incorrect when translating one language into another.”

  “Stop making me think,” Murphy said. “I’m believing over here.”

  I grinned. “See? This is why I’m not religious. I couldn’t possibly keep my mouth shut long enough to get along with everyone else.”

  “I thought it was because you’d never respect any religion that would have you.”

  “That too,” I said.

  Neither one of us, during this conversation, looked back toward the body in the living room. An uncomfortable silence fell. The floorboards creaked.

  “Murder,” Murphy said, finally, staring at the wall. “Maybe someone on a holy mission.”

  “Murder,” I said. “Too soon to make any assumptions. What made you call me?”

  “That altar,” she said. “The inconsistencies about the victim.”

  “No one is going to buy magic writing on a wall as evidence.”

  “I know,” she said. “Officially, she’s going down as a suicide.”

  “Which means the ball is in my court,” I said.

  “I talked to Stallings,” she said. “I’m taking a couple of days of personal leave, starting tomorrow. I’m in.”

  “Cool.” I frowned suddenly and got a sick little feeling in my stomach. “This isn’t the only suicide, is it.”

  “Right now, I’m on the job,” Murphy said. “That isn’t something I could share with you. The way someone like Butters might.”
/>   “Right,” I said.

  With no warning whatsoever, Murphy moved, spinning in a blur of motion that swept her leg out in a scything, ankle-height arc behind her. There was a thump of impact, and the sound of something heavy hitting the floor. Murphy—her eyes closed—sprang onto something unseen, and her hands moved in a couple of small, quick circles, fingers grasping. Then Murphy grunted, set her arms, and twisted her shoulders a little.

  There was a young woman’s high-pitched gasp of pain, and abruptly, underneath Murphy, there was a girl. Murphy had her pinned on her stomach on the floor, one arm twisted behind her, wrist bent at a painful angle.

  The girl was in her late teens. She wore combat boots, black fatigue pants, and a tight, cutoff grey T-shirt. She was tall, most of a foot taller than Murphy, and built like a brick house. Her hair had been cut into a short, spiky style and dyed peroxide white. A tattoo on her neck vanished under her shirt, reappeared for a bit on her bared stomach, and continued beneath the pants. She had multiple earrings, a nose ring, an eyebrow ring, and a silver stud through that spot right under her lower lip. On the hand Murphy had twisted up behind her back, she wore a bracelet of dark little glass beads.

  “Harry?” Murphy said in that tone of voice that, while polite and patient, demanded an explanation.

  I sighed. “Murph. You remember my apprentice, Molly Carpenter.”

  Murphy leaned to one side and looked at her profile. “Oh, sure,” she said. “I didn’t recognize her without the pink-and-blue hair. Also, she wasn’t invisible last time.” She gave me a look, asking if I should let her up.

  I gave Murphy a wink, and squatted down on the carpet next to the girl. I gave her my best scowl. “I told you to wait at the apartment and practice your focus.”

  “Oh, come on,” Molly said. “It’s impossible. And boring as hell.”

  “Practice makes perfect, kid.”

  “I’ve been practicing my ass off!” Molly protested. “I know fifty times as much as I did last year.”

  “And if you keep up the pace for another six or seven years,” I said, “you might—you might—be ready to go it alone. Until then, you’re the apprentice, I’m the teacher, and you do what I tell you.”

  “But I can help you!”

  “Not from a jail cell,” I pointed out.

  “You’re trespassing on a crime scene,” Murphy told her.

  “Oh, please,” Molly said, both scorn and protest in her voice.

  (In case it slipped by, Molly has authority issues.)

  It was probably the worst thing she could have said.

  “Right,” Murphy said. She produced cuffs from her jacket pocket, and slapped them on Molly’s pinned wrist. “You have the right to remain silent.”

  Molly’s eyes widened and she stared up at me. “What? Harry…”

  “If you choose to give up that right,” Murphy continued, chanting it with the steady pace of ritual, “anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.”

  I shrugged. “Sorry, kid. This is real life. Look, your juvenile record is sealed, and you’ll be tried as an adult. First offense, I doubt you’ll do much more than…Murph?”

  Murphy took a break from the Miranda chant. “Thirty to sixty days, maybe.” Then she resumed.

  “There, see? No big deal. See you in a month or three.”

  Molly’s face got pale. “But…but…”

  “Oh,” I added, “beat someone up on the first day. Supposed to save you a lot of trouble.”

  Murphy dragged Molly to her feet, her hands now cuffed. “Do you understand your rights as I have conveyed them to you?”

  Molly’s mouth fell open. She looked from Murphy to me, her expression shocked.

  “Or,” I said, “you might apologize.”

  “I-I’m sorry, Harry,” she said.

  I sighed. “Not to me, kid. It isn’t my crime scene.”

  “But…” Molly swallowed and looked at Murphy. “I was just s-standing there.”

  “You wearing gloves?” Murphy asked.

  “No.”

  “Shoes?”

  “Yes.”

  “Touch anything?”

  “Um.” Molly swallowed. “The door. Just pushed it a little. And that Chinese vase she’s planted her spearmint in. The one with a crack in it.”

  “Which means,” Murphy said, “that if I can show that this is a murder, a full forensic sweep could pick up your fingerprints, the imprint of your shoes, and, as brittle as your hairdo is, possibly genetic traces if any of it broke off. Since you aren’t one of the investigating officers or police consultants, that evidence would place you at the scene of the crime and could implicate you in a murder investigation.”

  Molly shook her head. “But you just said it would be called a suic—”

  “Even if it is, you don’t know proper procedure, the way Harry does, and your presence here might contaminate the scene and obscure evidence about the actual killer, making the murderer even more difficult to find before he strikes again.”

  Molly just stared at her.

  “That’s why there are laws about civilians and crime scenes. This isn’t a game, Miss Carpenter,” Murphy said, her voice cool, but not angry. “Mistakes here could cost lives. Do you understand me?”

  Molly glanced from Murphy to me and back, and her shoulders sagged. “I didn’t mean to…I’m sorry.”

  I said in a gentle voice, “Apologies won’t give life back to the dead, Molly. You still haven’t learned to consider consequences, and you can’t afford that. Not anymore.”

  Molly flinched a little and nodded.

  “I trust that this will never happen again,” Murphy said.

  “No, ma’am.”

  Murphy looked skeptically at Molly and back to me.

  “She means well,” I said. “She just wanted to help.”

  Molly gave me a grateful glance.

  Murphy’s tone softened as she took the cuffs off. “Don’t we all.”

  Molly rubbed at her wrists, wincing. “Um. Sergeant? How did you know I was there?”

  “Floorboards creaking when no one was standing on them,” I said.

  “Your deodorant,” Murphy said.

  “Your tongue stud clicked against your teeth once,” I said.

  “I felt some air move a few minutes ago,” Murphy said. “Didn’t feel like a draft.”

  Molly swallowed and her face turned pink. “Oh.”

  “But we didn’t see you, did we, Murph?”

  Murphy shook her head. “Not even a little.”

  A little humiliation and ego deflation, now and then, is good for apprentices. Mine sighed miserably.

  “Well,” I said. “You’re here. Might as well tag along.” I nodded to Murphy and headed for the door.

  “Where are we going?” Molly asked. Both bored medtechs blinked and stared as Molly followed me out of the apartment. Murphy came out behind us and waved them in to carry the body out.

  “To see a friend of mine,” I said. “You like polka?”

  Chapter Three

  I hadn’t been back to the Forensic Institute on West Harrison since that mess with Necromancers-R-Us nearly two years before. It wasn’t an unpleasant-looking place, despite the fact that it was the repository for former human beings awaiting examination. It was in a little corporate park, very clean, with green lawns and neat bushes and fresh-painted lines on the spaces in the parking lots. The buildings themselves were quietly unassuming, functional and tidy.

  It was one of those places that show up a lot in my nightmares.

  It wasn’t like I’d ever been a fan of viewing corpses, but a man I knew had been caught in the magical cross fire, and wound up an animated supercorpse who had nearly torn my car apart with his bare hands.

  I hadn’t come back since then. I had better things to do than revisit scenes like that. But once I was there and parked and heading for the doors, it wasn’t as bad as I thought it would be, and I went in without hesitation.

>   This was Molly’s first visit. At my request, she had ditched much of the facial jewelry and wore an old Cubs baseball hat over her peroxide locks. Even so, she didn’t exactly cut a respectable businesslike figure, but I was content with damage control. Of course, my outfit barely qualified for business casual, and the heavy leather coat in the too-warm weather probably gave me a distinctive aura of eccentricity. Or at least it would have, if I made more money.

  The guard sitting at the desk where Phil had been murdered was expecting me, but not Molly, and he told me she would have to wait. I said I’d wait, too, until Butters verified her. The guard looked sullen about being forced to expend the enormous effort it took to punch an intercom number. He growled into the phone, grunted a few times, then thumped a switch and the security door buzzed. Molly and I went on through.

  There are several examination rooms at the morgue, but it’s never hard to figure out which one Butters is inside. You just listen for the polka.

  I homed in on a steady oom-pah, oom-pah of a tuba, until I could pick up the strains of clarinet and accordion skirling along with it. Exam room three. I rapped briefly on the door and opened it without actually stepping inside.

  Waldo Butters was bent over his desk, squinting at his computer’s screen, while his butt and legs shuffled back and forth in time to the polka music. He muttered something to himself, nodded, and hit the space bar on his keyboard with one elbow in time with his tapping heels, without looking up at me. “Hey, Harry.”

  I blinked. “Is that ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’?”

  “Yankovic. Man’s a freaking genius,” he replied. “Give me a sec to power down before you come all the way in.”

  “No problem,” I told him.

  “You’ve worked with him before?” Molly asked quietly.

  “Uh-huh,” I said. “He’s clued.”

  Butters waited until his printer started rattling, then shut down the computer and walked to the printer to pick up a couple of pages and staple them together. Then he dropped the pages onto a small stack of them and bound them with a large rubber band. “Okay, that should do it.” He turned to face me with a grin.

  Butters was an odd little duck. He wasn’t much taller than Murphy, and she probably had more muscle than he did. His shock of black hair resembled nothing so much as an explosion in a steel wool factory. He was all knees and elbows, especially in the surgical greens he was wearing, his face was lean and angular, his nose beaky, and his eyes were bright behind the prescription glasses.