White Noise

by Don DeLillo

  “So what the hell. Here I am. Big deal.”

  “What are you doing these days?”

  “Shingling here, rustproofing there. I moonlight, except there’s nothing I’m moonlighting from. Moonlight is all that’s out there.”

  I noticed his hands. Scarred, busted, notched, permanently seamed with grease and mud. He glanced around the room, trying to spot something that needed replacing or repair. Such flaws were mainly an occasion for discourse. It put Vernon at an advantage to talk about gaskets and washers, about grouting, caulking, spackling. There were times when he seemed to attack me with terms like ratchet drill and whipsaw. He saw my shakiness in such matters as a sign of some deeper incompetence or stupidity. These were the things that built the world. Not to know or care about them was a betrayal of fundamental principles, a betrayal of gender, of species. What could be more useless than a man who couldn’t fix a dripping faucet—fundamentally useless, dead to history, to the messages in his genes? I wasn’t sure I disagreed.

  “I was saying to Babette the other day. ‘If there’s one thing your father doesn’t resemble, it’s a widower.’ ”

  “What did she say to that?”

  “She thinks you’re a danger to yourself. ‘He’ll fall asleep smoking. He’ll die in a burning bed with a missing woman at his side. An official missing person. Some poor lost unidentified multidivorced woman.’ ”

  Vernon coughed in appreciation of the insight. A series of pulmonary gasps. I could hear the stringy mucus whipping back and forth in his chest. I poured his coffee and waited.

  “Just so you know where I’m at, Jack, there’s a woman that wants to marry my ass. She goes to church in a mobile home. Don’t tell Babette.”

  “That’s the last thing I’d do.”

  “She’d get real exercised. Start in with the discount calls.”

  “She thinks you’ve gotten too lawless for marriage.”

  “The thing about marriage today is you don’t have to go outside the home to get those little extras. You can get whatever you want in the recesses of the American home. These are the times we live in, for better or worse. Wives will do things. They want to do things. You don’t have to drop little looks. It used to be the only thing available in the American home was the basic natural act. Now you get the options too. The action is thick, let me tell you. It’s an amazing comment on our times that the more options you get in the home, the more prostitutes you see in the streets. How do you figure it, Jack? You’re the professor. What does it mean?”

  “I don’t know.”

  “Wives wear edible panties. They know the words, the usages. Meanwhile the prostitutes are standing in the streets in all kinds of weather, day and night. Who are they waiting for? Tourists? Businessmen? Men who’ve been turned into stalkers of flesh? It’s like the lid’s blown off. Didn’t I read somewhere the Japanese go to Singapore? Whole planeloads of males. A remarkable people.”

  “Are you seriously thinking of getting married?”

  “I’d have to be crazy to marry a woman that worships in a mobile home.”

  There was an astuteness about Vernon, a deadpan quality of alert and searching intelligence, a shrewdness waiting for a shapely occasion. This made Babette nervous. She’d seen him sidle up to women in public places to ask some delving question in his blank-faced canny way. She refused to go into restaurants with him, fearing his offhand remarks to waitresses, intimate remarks, technically accomplished asides and observations, delivered in the late-night voice of some radio ancient. He’d given her some jittery moments, periods of anger and embarrassment, in a number of leatherette booths.

  She came in now, wearing her sweatsuit, ready for an early morning dash up the stadium steps. When she saw her father at the table, her body seemed to lose its motive force. She stood there bent at the knees. Nothing remained but her ability to gape. She appeared to be doing an imitation of a gaping person. She was the picture of gaping-ness, the bright ideal, no less confused and alarmed than I had been when I saw him sitting in the yard, deathly still. I watched her face fill to the brim with numb wonder.

  “Did we know you were coming?” she said. “Why didn’t you call? You never call.”

  “Here I am. Big deal. Toot the horn.”

  She remained bent at the knees, trying to absorb his raw presence, the wiry body and drawn look. What an epic force he must have seemed to her, taking shape in her kitchen this way, a parent, a father with all the grist of years on him, the whole dense history of associations and connections, come to remind her who she was, to remove her disguise, grab hold of her maundering life for a time, without warning.

  “I could have had things ready. You look awful. Where will you sleep?”

  “Where did I sleep last time?”

  They both looked at me, trying to remember.

  As we fixed and ate breakfast, as the kids came down and warily approached Vernon for kisses and hair-mussings, as the hours passed and Babette became accustomed to the sight of the ambling figure in patched jeans, I began to notice the pleasure she took in hovering nearby, doing little things for him, being there to listen. A delight contained in routine gestures and automatic rhythms. At times she had to remind Vernon which foods were his favorites, how he liked them cooked and seasoned, which jokes he told best, which figures from the past were the plain fools, which the comic heroes. Gleanings from another life poured out of her. The cadences of her speech changed, took on a rural tang. The words changed, the references. This was a girl who’d helped her father sand and finish old oak, heave radiators up from the floorboards. His carpenter years, his fling with motorcycles, his biceps tattoo.

  “You’re getting string-beany, daddy. Finish those potatoes. There’s more on the stove.”

  And Vernon would say to me, “Her mother made the worst french fries you could ever hope to eat. Like french fries in a state park.” And then he’d turn to her and say, “Jack knows the problem I have with state parks. They don’t move the heart.”

  We moved Heinrich down to the sofa and gave Vernon his room. It was unnerving to find him in the kitchen at seven in the morning, at six, at whatever grayish hour Babette or I went down to make coffee. He gave the impression he was intent on outfoxing us, working on our guilt, showing us that no matter how little sleep we got, he got less.

  “Tell you what, Jack. You get old, you find out you’re ready for something but you don’t know what it is. You’re always getting prepared. You’re combing your hair, standing by the window looking out. I feel like there’s some little fussy person whisking around me all the time. That’s why I jumped in the car and drove headlong all this way.”

  “To break the spell,” I said. “To get away from routine things. Routine things can be deadly, Vern, carried to extremes. I have a friend who says that’s why people take vacations. Not to relax or find excitement or see new places. To escape the death that exists in routine things.”

  “What is he, a Jew?”

  “What’s that got to do with it?”

  “Your roof gutter’s sagging,” he told me. “You know how to fix that, don’t you?”

  Vernon liked to hang around outside the house, waiting for garbagemen, telephone repairmen, the mail carrier, the afternoon news-boy. Someone to talk to about techniques and procedures. Sets of special methods. Routes, time spans, equipment. It tightened his grip on things, learning how work was done in areas outside his range.

  He liked to tease the kids in his deadpan way. They answered his bantering remarks reluctantly. They were suspicious of all relatives. Relatives were a sensitive issue, part of the murky and complex past, the divided lives, the memories that could be refloated by a word or a name.

  He liked to sit in his tortured hatchback, smoking.

  Babette would watch from a window, managing to express love, worry, exasperation and despair, hope and gloom, more or less simultaneously. Vernon had only to shift his weight to arouse in her a series of extreme emotions.

  He li
ked to mingle with shopping mall crowds.

  “I’m counting on you to tell me, Jack.”

  “Tell you what?”

  “You’re the only person I know that’s educated enough to give me the answer.”

  “The answer to what?”

  “Were people this dumb before television?”

  One night I heard a voice and thought he was moaning in his sleep. I put on my robe, went into the hall, realized the sound came from the TV set in Denise’s room. I went in and turned off the set. She was asleep in a drift of blankets, books and clothes. On an impulse I went quietly to the open closet, pulled the light cord and peered inside, looking for the Dylar tablets. I closed the door against my body, which was half in, half out of the closet. I saw a great array of fabrics, shoes, toys, games and other objects. I poked around, catching an occasional trace of some childhood redolence. Clay, sneakers, pencil shavings. The bottle might be in an abandoned shoe, the pocket of some old shirt wadded in a corner. I heard her stir. I went still, held my breath.

  “What are you doing?” she said.

  “Don’t worry, it’s only me.”

  “I know who it is.”

  I kept on looking through the closet, thinking this would make me appear less guilty.

  “I know what you’re looking for, too.”

  “Denise, I’ve had a recent scare. I thought something awful was about to happen. It turned out I was wrong, thank goodness. But there are lingering effects. I need the Dylar. It may help me solve a problem.”

  I continued to rummage.

  “What’s the problem?”

  “Isn’t it enough for you to know that a problem exists? I wouldn’t be here otherwise. Don’t you want to be my friend?”

  “I am your friend. I just don’t want to be tricked.”

  “There’s no question of tricking. I just need to try the medication. There are four tablets left. I’ll take them and that’ll be the end of it.”

  The more casual the voice, the better my chances of reaching her.

  “You won’t take them. You’ll give them to my mother.”

  “Let’s be clear about one thing,” I said like a high government official. “Your mother is not a drug addict. Dylar is not that kind of medication.”

  “What is it then? Just tell me what it is.”

  Something in her voice or in my heart or in the absurdity of the moment allowed me to consider the possibility of answering her question. A breakthrough. Why not simply tell her? She was responsible, able to gauge the implications of serious things. I realized Babette and I had been foolish all along, keeping the truth from her. The girl would embrace the truth, know us better, love us more deeply in our weakness and fear.

  I went and sat at the end of the bed. She watched me carefully. I told her the basic story, leaving out the tears, the passions, the terror, the horror, my exposure to Nyodene D., Babette’s sexual arrangement with Mr. Gray, our argument over which of us feared death more. I concentrated on the medication itself, told her everything I knew about its life in the gastrointestinal tract and the brain.

  The first thing she mentioned was the side effects. Every drug has side effects. A drug that could eliminate fear of death would have awesome side effects, especially if it is still in a trial stage. She was right, of course. Babette had spoken of outright death, brain death, left brain death, partial paralysis, other cruel and bizarre conditions of the body and mind.

  I told Denise the power of suggestion could be more important than side effects.

  “Remember how you heard on the radio that the billowing cloud caused sweaty palms? Your palms got sweaty, didn’t they? The power of suggestion makes some people sick, others well. It may not matter how strong or weak Dylar is. If I think it will help me, it will help me.”

  “Up to a point.”

  “We are talking about death,” I whispered. “In a very real sense it doesn’t matter what is in those tablets. It could be sugar, it could be spice. I am eager to be humored, to be fooled.”

  “Isn’t that a little stupid?”

  “This is what happens, Denise, to desperate people.”

  There was a silence. I waited for her to ask me if this desperation was inevitable, if she would one day experience the same fear, undergo the same ordeal.

  Instead she said, “Strong or weak doesn’t matter. I threw the bottle away.”

  “No, you didn’t. Where?”

  “I put it in the garbage compactor.”

  “I don’t believe you. When was this?”

  “About a week ago. I thought Baba might sneak through my room and find it. So I decided to just get it over with. Nobody wanted to tell me what it was, did they? So I threw it in with all the cans and bottles and other junk. Then I compacted it.”

  “Like a used car.”

  “Nobody would tell me. That’s all they had to do. I was right here all the time.”

  “It’s all right. Don’t worry. You did me a favor.”

  “About eight words was all they needed to say.”

  “I’m better off without it.”

  “It wouldn’t have been the first time they tricked me.”

  “You’re still my friend,” I said.

  I kissed her on the head and went to the door. I realized I was extremely hungry. I went downstairs to find something to eat. The kitchen light was on. Vernon was sitting at the table, fully dressed, smoking and coughing. The ash on his cigarette was an inch long, beginning to lean. It was a habit of his, letting the ash dangle. Babette thought he did it to induce feelings of suspense and anxiety in others. It was part of the reckless weather in which he moved.

  “Just the man I want to see.”

  “Vern, it’s the middle of the night. Don’t you ever sleep?”

  “Let’s go out to the car,” he said.

  “Are you serious?”

  “What we have here is a situation we ought to conduct in private. This house is full of women. Or am I wrong?”

  “We’re alone here. What is it you want to talk about?”

  “They listen in their sleep,” he said.

  We went out the back door to keep from waking Heinrich. I followed him along the pathway at the side of the house and down the steps to the driveway. His little car sat in the dark. He got behind the wheel and I slid in next to him, gathering up my bathrobe and feeling trapped in the limited space. The car held a smell like some dangerous vapor in the depths of a body-and-fender shop, a mixture of exhausted metal, flammable rags and scorched rubber. The upholstery was torn. In the glow of a streetlamp I saw wires dangling from the dash and the overhead fixture.

  “I want you to have this, Jack.”

  “Have what?”

  “I’ve had it for years. Now I want you to have it. Who knows if I’ll ever see you folks again? What the hell. Who cares. Big deal.”

  “You’re giving me the car? I don’t want the car. It’s a terrible car.”

  “In your whole life as a man in today’s world, have you ever owned a firearm?”

  “No,” I said.

  “I figured. I said to myself here’s the last man in America who doesn’t own the means to defend himself.”

  He reached into a hole in the rear seat, coming out with a small dark object. He held it in the palm of his right hand.

  “Take it, Jack.”

  “What is it?”

  “Heft it around. Get the feel. It’s loaded.”

  He passed it to me. Stupidly I said again, “What is it?” There was something unreal about the experience of holding a gun. I kept staring at it, wondering what Vernon’s motive might be. Was he Death’s dark messenger after all? A loaded weapon. How quickly it worked a change in me, numbing my hand even as I sat staring at the thing, not wishing to give it a name. Did Vernon mean to provoke thought, provide my life with a fresh design, a scheme, a shapeliness? I wanted to give it back.

  “It’s a little bitty thing but it shoots real bullets, which is all a man in your position can r
ightly ask of a firearm. Don’t worry, Jack. It can’t be traced.”

  “Why would anyone want to trace it?”

  “I feel like if you give someone a loaded gun, you ought to supply the particulars. This here is a .25-caliber Zumwalt automatic. German-made. It doesn’t have the stopping power of a heavy-barreled weapon but you’re not going out there to face down a rhino, are you?”

  “That’s the point. What am I going out there to face down? Why do I need this thing?”

  “Don’t call it a thing. Respect it, Jack. It’s a well-designed weapon. Practical, lightweight, easy to conceal. Get to know your handgun. It’s only a question of time as to when you’ll want to use it.”

  “When will I want to use it?”

  “Do we live on the same planet? What century is this? Look how easy I got into your backyard. I pry open a window and I’m in the house. I could have been a professional burglar, an escaped con, one of those drifters with a skimpy beard. A wandering killer type that follows the sun. A weekend mass murderer with an office job. Take your choice.”

  “Maybe you need a gun where you live. Take it back. We don’t want it.”

  “I got myself a combat magnum parked near my bed. I hate to tell you what mischief it can cause with the placement of a man’s features.”

  He gave me a canny look. I resumed staring at the gun. It occurred to me that this was the ultimate device for determining one’s competence in the world. I bounced it in the palm of my hand, sniffed the steely muzzle. What does it mean to a person, beyond his sense of competence and well-being and personal worth, to carry a lethal weapon, to handle it well, be ready and willing to use it? A concealed lethal weapon. It was a secret, it was a second life, a second self, a dream, a spell, a plot, a delirium.

  German-made.

  “Don’t tell Babette. She’d get real put out if she knew you were harboring a firearm.”