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Scandal Takes a Holiday

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by Lindsey Davis




  This book is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents are the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events, locales, or persons, living or dead, is coincidental.

  Warner Books Edition

  Copyright © 2004 by Lindsey Davis

  All rights reserved.

  Mysterious Press

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  First eBook Edition: September 2004

  ISBN: 978-0-446-50950-3

  Contents

  Also by Lindsey Davis

  Dedication

  Extract from the Family Tree of Marcus Didius Falco

  Principal Characters

  Ostia, Italy: August, A.D. 76

  Chapter I

  Chapter II

  Chapter III

  Chapter IV

  Chapter V

  Chapter VI

  Chapter VII

  Chapter VIII

  Chapter IX

  Chapter X

  Chapter XI

  Chapter XII

  Chapter XIII

  Chapter XIV

  Chapter XV

  Chapter XVI

  Chapter XVII

  Chapter XVIII

  Chapter XIX

  Chapter XX

  Chapter XXI

  Chapter XXII

  Chapter XXIII

  Chapter XXIV

  Chapter XXV

  Chapter XXVI

  Chapter XXVII

  Chapter XXVIII

  Chapter XXIX

  Chapter XXX

  Chapter XXXI

  Chapter XXXII

  Chapter XXXIII

  Chapter XXXIV

  Chapter XXXV

  Chapter XXXVI

  Chapter XXXVII

  Chapter XXXVIII

  Chapter XXXIX

  Chapter XL

  Chapter XLI

  Chapter XLII

  Chapter XLIII

  Chapter XLIV

  Chapter XLV

  Chapter XLVI

  Chapter XLVII

  Chapter XLVIII

  Chapter XLIX

  Chapter L

  Chapter LI

  Chapter LII

  Chapter LIII

  Chapter LIV

  Chapter LV

  Chapter LVI

  Chapter LVII

  Chapter LVIII

  Chapter LIX

  Chapter LX

  Chapter LXI

  Chapter LXII

  Chapter LXIII

  Chapter LXIV

  ALSO BY LINDSEY DAVIS

  The Course of Honor

  The Falco Series

  The Silver Pigs

  Shadows in Bronze

  Venus in Copper

  The Iron Hand of Mars

  Poseidon’s Gold

  Last Act in Palmyra

  Time to Depart

  A Dying Light in Corduba

  Three Hands in the Fountain

  Two for the Lions

  One Virgin Too Many

  Ode to a Banker

  A Body in the Bathhouse

  The Jupiter Myth

  The Accusers

  In Memory of Sara Ann Freed

  Who are you, sirs? From what port have you sailed over the highways of the sea? Is yours a trading venture, or are you cruising the main on chance, like roving pirates, who risk their lives to ruin other people?

  —Homer, The Odyssey, tenth century B.C.

  Piracy, like crime on terra firma, has its great syndicates and its petty criminals. On the high seas, neither is an easy catch … No one, apart from ship owners, their crews and insurers, appears to notice that pirates are assaulting ships at a rate unprecedented since the glorious days when pirates were “privateers” protected by their national governments … Piracy is a historical problem … It is rooted in these societies … Despite all the information now available on piratical attacks, there are hardly any cases where these attackers are arrested and brought to trial. Piracy is a high-profit, low-risk activity.

  —Charles Glass, The New Piracy, A.D. 2003

  MAPS

  Extract from the Family Tree of Marcus Didius Falco

  PRINCIPAL CHARACTERS

  Relations (see also Family Tree)

  M. Didius Falco, an informer on summer vacation

  Helena Justina, catching up on her holiday reading

  Julia Junilla and Sosia Favonia, their children, struggling for attention

  Albia, their British foster child, a treasure

  Nux, Ajax, Argos, furry friends in need of training

  Ma, rising to difficult situations

  Pa (M. Didius Geminus), sinking to new depths

  Junia, Falco’s sister: the irritating one

  Gaius Baebius, her well-matched husband

  Maia, another sister: the coping, caring one

  Fulvius, an enigma whom nobody talks about

  Cassius, a mystery nobody knows about

  D. Camillus Verus, Helena’s father, an off-duty senator

  Julia Justa, her mother, always on the alert over:

  A. Camillus Aelianus , her sons: who certainly need

  and Q. Camillus Justinus, watching

  Staff of the Daily Gazette, Rome

  Holconius, the political reporter

  Mutatus, the sports commentator

  Diocles, fun correspondent; a family man

  Vestina, his only family

  The Vigiles

  L. Petronius Longus, on independent secondment (a maverick?)

  Brunnus, leader of the VI Cohort’s Ostia detachment; a rival

  Marcus Rubella, tribune of the IV Cohort, a thinking man

  Fusculus, Passus, members of the IV, regular good lads

  Virtus, a public slave, the vigiles’ Ostia clerk

  Rusticus, the vigiles recruiting officer

  Persons about town in Ostia

  Landlady, double booking

  Titus, her slave, a liability

  Caninus, a naval attaché; a drinking man

  Privatus, president of the builders’ guild; fraternizing with Petro

  Staff of the Damson Flower

  Hotel, the Venus, the Clam,

  the Dolphin, the Aquarius, and

  other establishments

  A fishmonger and his mother

  Chaeron, a funeral flautist, who will tackle anything

  Colorful overseas businesspeople

  Damagoras, an old Cilician, not necessarily a pirate

  L*BO, his topiarist, slightly overpruned

  Cratidas, a violent Cilician, but innocent, honest

  Lygon, another Cilician, but honest, really

  Pullia, a mother (from Cilicia) with a bad habit

  Zeno, a neglected boy (from Cilicia)

  Cotys, an Illyrian, too scrupulous to be a pirate, he says

  Theopompus, another Illyrian, in love—no, genuinely

  The Illyrian, an intermediary

  Antemon, a sea captain who has never met a pirate

  Banno, Aline, ship’s owners, too scared to admit that piracy happens

  Posidonius, an importer, not so scared—but now regretting it

  Rhodope, his daughter, who thinks one Illyrian is wonderful

  Lemnus from Paphos, just a concrete mixer

  Ostia, Italy: August, A.D. 76

  I

  If he chucks a stone, he’s done for,” muttered Petronius. “I’ll have the little tyke …”

  It was a hot day along the waterfront at the mouth of the Tiber in Ostia. Petro and I had badly needed a drink. It was so hot we only made it to just outside the
vigiles patrol house and into the first bar. This was a sad backtrack. Our principle had always been, “Never go into the first bar you see because it is bound to be rubbish.” For the past fifteen years or so, since we met in the queue to enlist for the legions, whenever we sought refreshment we had always strolled a good distance away from home and work, in case we were followed and found. Actually we had sat in numerous bars that were rubbish—but not many that were full of associates we wanted to avoid and very few that our women knew about.

  Don’t get me wrong. We two were pious Romans with traditional values. Of course we admired our colleagues and adored our womenfolk. Just like old Brutus, any orator could say of us that Marcus Didius Falco and Lucius Petronius Longus were honorable men. And yes; the orator would make that claim with an irony even the most stupid mob would understand …

  As you can see, in the heat I had drunk up too quickly. I was already rambling. Petronius, the experienced inquiry chief of the Fourth Cohort of Vigiles in Rome, was a measured man. He had his large hand clamped around his wine-shop beaker but his heavy right arm was currently at rest on the warm boards of our sidewalk table while he enjoyed a long, slow descent into tipsiness.

  He was here after putting his name down for detached duty. It was a pleasant life—especially since the villain he was waiting for never turned up. I was here to look for someone else—though I had not told Petro.

  Ostia, the port for Rome, was vibrant but its vigiles patrol house was falling apart and the bar outside was terrible. The place was little more than a shack leaning against the patrol-house wall. After a fire, the vigiles rankers would block the side street as they crowded around with mugs of liquor, desperate to soothe their raw throats and usually just as desperate to complain about their officers. At present the street was almost empty, so we could squat on two low stools at a tiny table with our legs stuck out across the sidewalk. There were no other customers. The day shift were having a lie-down in the squad house, hoping that nobody set fire to an oily pan in a crowded apartment, or if they did that nobody sounded the alarm.

  Petro and I were discussing our work and our women. Being still capable of two things at once, Petronius Longus was also watching the boy. The little lad was too intent; he looked like trouble. A giggling group would be annoying enough. But if this loner did hurl a rock through the doorway of the patrol house, then shout abuse and run away, he would run straight into my old friend.

  Mind you, he was only about seven. Petronius would probably not break his arms or legs.

  After Petronius had narrowed his eyes and watched for a while, he carried on talking. “So how’s your billet, Falco?”

  He was teasing and I scoffed, “I can see why you don’t want to stay in it!”

  Petro had been assigned a room inside the Ostia patrol house. He refused to occupy it, but had loaned the grim cell to me this week. We two had had our fill of barracks life when we were in the Second Augusta, our legion in Britain. Even marching camps in that remote province had been better organized than this dump. Ostia was mainly a four-month assignment, on rotation among the seven Rome cohorts; the provision was constantly under review, and it showed.

  Off the Decumanus Maximus a short way inside the Rome Gate, the buildings had been thrown up in a hurry three decades ago when Claudius built his new harbor. He first brought some of the rough-and-ready urban cohorts to guard the spanking new warehouses. Fires in the granaries subsequently caused a rethink; they had upped the provision and replaced the urbans, who were general troops, with the more professional vigiles, who were specialist firefighters. Rome’s vital corn supply ought to be safe with them, the people would be fed, the city would be free from riots, and everyone would love the Emperor, who had arranged it all.

  The same happened here as in Rome: while on fire watch, especially at night, the vigiles found themselves apprehending not just arsonists but every kind of criminal. Now they policed the port and kept an eye on the town. The Ostians were still trying to get used to it.

  Petronius, who knew how to run rings around his superiors, only got involved in day-to-day issues when it suited him. His special operation had no time limit, so he had brought his family with him. Nowadays Petro cohabited with my sister Maia, who had four children, and in Ostia he had a young daughter of his own with whom he wanted contact. To house them all he had managed to fiddle the loan of a mansion, borrowed from a very wealthy local contact of the vigiles. I had not yet worked out the angle there. But as a result, his unwanted room in the patrol house was mine. Lucky me.

  “This squadron coop has well outlived its usefulness,” I grumbled. “It’s too small, it’s dark, it’s cramped, plus it’s full of bad memories of villains who have been dragged in through the gate and never seen again. The latrine stinks. There is no cookhouse. Equipment is left all over the exercise yard because every detachment thinks if they are only here for four months they can leave it rotting there for the next group to tidy up.”

  “Yes, and there’s mold in a big cistern underground,” Petronius agreed cheekily.

  “Oh, thanks. Don’t tell my mother you have stuck me above some stagnant sink.”

  “I won’t tell your mother,” he promised, “if you promise not to tell your wife.” He was frightened of Helena Justina. Quite rightly. My high-rank sweetheart had much stricter morals than most senators’ daughters and she knew how to express her views. Petronius faked a contrite look. “Well, the room is rough and I’m sorry, Marcus. But you’re not staying long, are you?”

  “Of course not, Lucius, old pal.”

  I was lying. Lucius Petronius had welcomed me as if I had just come on a visit to see how he was. I was withholding news of my own commission in Ostia. Last year, when the Emperor sent me to Britain on some murky Palace errands, Petro had followed me out there. Only by chance did I learn that he was the lead player in a serious hunt for a major gangster. It still rankled that he had kept quiet. Now I was paying him back.

  He drank his wine. Then he winced. I nodded. It was a filthy vintage.

  Without a word, Petronius stood up. I stayed put. He walked slowly over to the little lad, who was still motionless outside the gate. They were about five strides from me.

  “Hello, there.” Petro sounded friendly enough. “What are you up to?”

  The small boy had a thin body under a worn tunic. It was fairly clean, a muddy shade, a size too big for him, with one sleeve of a white undertunic showing. He did not look like a native of Ostia. It was impossible to tell his nationality, but the layers of clothes suggested Mediterranean; only crazies from the north strip off in the heat. He wore no belt, though he had beaten-up brown sandals with their straps curled by age. His hair was too long and there were dark circles under his eyes. But he had been fed. He was fit. His was the normal look of a lad from the artisan classes, maybe required to work hard at the family trade and then allowed to stay up far too late on long summer nights.

  He stared up at Petronius Longus. What the boy saw was a big man waiting silently with a friendly expression, someone who might throw a beanbag about in an alley with the local children. The boy seemed streetwise yet clearly unaware that this was an officer whose slam-bang interrogation methods were a legend. All vigiles are hard, but Petronius could persuade incorrigible criminals to bleat out damning evidence against their favorite brothers. He could make them do it even if the brothers were innocent, although mostly he did prefer confessions of real guilt.

  “What’s your name?” I heard him ask.

  “Zeno.” The worst Zeno would suspect was an approach from a pervert. He looked the kind who knew to yell loudly and run.

  “I am Petronius. So what’s up, Zeno?”

  Zeno said something, very quietly. Then Petro offered his hand and the boy took it. They walked over to me. I was already dropping coins on the table to pay for our wine. I had heard the boy’s answer, and I knew what my friend would do.

  “Falco, Zeno says that his mummy won’t wake up.” Petronius hid
his foreboding. “Shall we go and see what has happened to her?”

  From long experience, he and I reckoned that we knew.

  II

  The boy led us, with Petronius still gripping his grubby little hand. We walked along the Decumanus Maximus. Ostia was a long habitation, so it had a long and very hot main street. As a major route for trade commodities, it was already packed with an endless line of carts jostling their way out of town, in order to arrive in Rome at sunset as the daily ban on wheeled vehicles ended. We were walking against the traffic. They were heading toward Victory Square and the Rome Gate. In our direction, far ahead and way beyond the Forum, lay the Marine Gate and the open sea. Roads to our left passed through mixed habitation toward the Laurentine Gate, the exit into the lovely countryside on which our forefather Aeneas set his sights. Short roads to the right led to the Tiber. It would be chock-full of boats and ferries, bound for the markets and the great Emporium. Beyond the Tiber lay another road to Rome, which would also be jammed with laden transports, those too all trundling toward the Golden City on the Transtiberina side.

  “You’re not from hereabouts,” Petronius probed. “So where is home, Zeno?” Zeno had been trained to look dumb or daft. “Far away?” This time the child let himself nod. “Did you come on a ship?” Too specific: Zeno relapsed into vagueness.

 

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