Leena Krohn: Collected Fiction

by Leena Krohn

  When Noora called that evening, I mentioned that the flower shop had changed owners and that the new ladies seemed a bit strange. For some reason, I didn’t want to tell even her what had actually happened. What had actually happened? Did I even know that myself?

  “I don’t think the store has changed owners,” Noora said.

  After the holidays, about a week later, I passed by the same store. As I was fleeing, I had heard the sound of glass shattering, but the window was undamaged now. They must have replaced the glass. There was no sign of the incident. The flower arrangements were particularly beautiful that day: blue hydrangeas, poinsettias, simple and elegant baskets of hyacinths.

  Christmas was over, but I still wanted a poinsettia, and I remembered that I needed to buy a bottle of seaweed extract. I wasn’t eager to see the arguing women again, but my longing for flowers overcame my hesitation, and I ventured into the store. Besides, I hoped to find the plastic bag with my oranges and out-of-date daily paper. To my relief, the former owner was inside tying a mourning band around a wreath.

  “Oh, you’re back,” I said.

  “Back?” she said. “But I haven’t been gone.”

  “And the window has been fixed,” I said before I fully understood what she had said.

  “It was never broken,” the woman said, even more confused. “Not in my time, at least. And I’ve been here for a long time, almost twelve years now. You must be thinking of a different shop.”

  I was embarrassed and said, “I’m sure you’re right—it must have been a different flower shop.”

  But when I looked up at the top shelf, I saw the small birch bark basket that I had wanted to buy. I knew that I was in the same shop where the brawl had happened. It was the same to me, at least, but perhaps not to everyone else.

  I didn’t want the basket anymore, and I didn’t dare ask whether anyone had forgotten a plastic bag full of oranges in the flower shop. My life had become stranger than the articles in The New Anomalist.

  The Fastest Way to Travel

  Faith had recovered, though very slowly. Her heart medication had been increased, and the prognosis was that she only had a short time left. The Marquis never left her alone in his apartment, and now always brought her to the office during the day, though only on the condition that there were no datura seeds anywhere. I assured him that I wouldn’t think of keeping them in the office anymore.

  Faith spent her diminishing days asleep on the dragon mat, and I had to half carry her to do her business in the empty lot next to the railway tracks.

  Raikka had also come back after a short break. He finally brought his article on hole teleportation. Neither of us mentioned his finger, but I could see that the end of it was still wrapped in bandages. I suspected it hadn’t healed properly.

  “Hole teleportation is the fastest and best way to travel,” Raikka assured me.

  I wished that Raikka hadn’t come just that day. I was having one of my bad moments, and it was hard to focus my eyes, let alone get excited about hole teleportation. My head was humming. I had drunk at least a gallon of water. I decided, once again, that I would have to give up datura tea, completely. As soon as he came in, Raikka said, “It smells funny in here.”

  “Could you tell me, in a couple of words, what hole teleportation is,” I asked. “I don’t have the time right now to read your article.” (In fact, I wasn’t able to.)

  “Hole teleportation uses the geometric characteristics of the universe to move objects. It sounds amazing, but any object or creature can be transported to any point in the universe just as long as it’s first shifted outside the universe.”

  “Really?” I said. “And just how does one go about that?”

  “You see, if you send an object outside the universe, where there is no time or space, the object can’t stay there, of course. That’s why it instantaneously appears at a different point in our universe. Before the object is sent out, it’s enclosed in a vacuum made of virtual holes. It’s now completely isolated and in a place that is not a place, in a time that is not time, a location governed by the geometry of a black hole.”

  “Is that so?”

  I was very dull-witted that day. As far as I could see, I still hadn’t gotten an answer to how the object is enclosed in a virtual hole in order to zap it somewhere inside the universe, but I couldn’t bring myself to ask.

  “An object in a virtual vacuum is stored perfectly. Nowhere could be safer. Take a small atomic bomb, say on the scale of Hiroshima, or even a bigger one, maybe five thousand megatons, and detonate it next to an object in a virtual vacuum. What happens?”

  “You tell me.”

  “Nothing at all! And imagine how cheap it would be to send spaceships deep into space, into other galaxies. No fuel costs!”

  “Imagine!” I repeated out of politeness.

  “Speaking of transportation, did you notice that there was an interesting test on the beltway a while ago? They tested an autopilot system.”

  “On the beltway? Was it last spring?” He had my attention now.

  “I think so. They closed it from traffic for a couple of hours in the early morning. A dozen or so cars drove several miles without drivers, just using on-board computers. Really advanced technology! Soon no one will need driver’s licenses!”

  This piece of news cheered me up considerably. I hadn’t told anyone about the phantom convoy, because I had convinced myself I was seeing things. I had tried to forget what I had seen, just like many other chaotic and dreamlike events that year.

  Raikka had already moved on to another subject. He promised to write an article about how to extract energy from a vacuum for our next issue, and one on the relationship between consciousness and random systems for the issue after that, and for the June special issue . . .

  I stopped listening to his promises. I couldn’t help thinking about the vision that was actually real. It proved to me that the city itself had begun to resemble a giant hallucination, and that it was getting harder and harder to tell private and shared delusions apart.

  A Visitation

  One cold night, when I got home from a long day at the office, a strange woman, dressed in white, was waiting for me in my bedroom. I wasn’t frightened, just surprised. I couldn’t tell whether the woman was young or old, ugly or beautiful. She was sitting in front of the window on the stool that I had inherited from the kitchen of my childhood home. The darkening sky was behind her. Because the evening light streamed into the room from behind the stranger, I couldn’t make out her features. My datura plant had long bloomed and flourished on that same stool, until the day I took it out to the summer house and abandoned it to the night frost. However, I still had a jam jar full of dried datura leaves on the top shelf of the kitchen cupboard. Its lid was shut tight, and I should have wondered why the whole room seemed filled with the smell of datura that evening.

  “Who are you,” I asked, “and how did you get inside?”

  “That’s not important,” she said.

  “Oh yes it is,” I said. “I didn’t invite you, and I want you to leave.”

  Paying no attention to my command, she said, “Have you ever thought that someone who has never seen cannot know what blindness is. And if everyone else is blind, they’d never know they’d missed anything. The same is true for all the senses, of course. We could draw far-ranging conclusions from this fact, but do we have the courage to?”

  “It’s late,” I said. “I don’t have the energy for philosophical discussions. I’m going to bed.”

  And as if it were completely normal that, in my bedroom, sitting on the stool I had inherited from my parents, was an uninvited woman in a white dress giving a lecture, I got ready for bed. I undressed, brushed my teeth, washed, put on my nightgown, fluffed up my pillow, and drew the blanket up around my neck. All the while, the woman in the white dress droned on. I didn’t feel particularly unbalanced at the time, which I now find very strange.

  “Do we ever mourn,” the woman
went on, “that we lack a lateral line system, or that we aren’t able to find our way as well as migratory birds or that we can’t use seismic waves like elephants? No, we don’t feel like we’re missing anything, we don’t desire more sense or more senses. And yet, other species have numerous senses that would reveal reality to us in an entirely different light. Not only that, but many of the senses we share are much more acute in them. That means they have information that we lack. It means we can’t even imagine what the world would be like if we had senses that we lack. It means that we don’t understand reality nearly as well as we think. No, we don’t understand it at all.”

  “Actually, can you imagine,” I said, turning onto my side to face the visitor, “That I know all about that. I’ve been thinking a lot about those sort of things. You speak as if with my voice, but I still just don’t have the energy to listen to you . . . ”

  During those years, it seemed like everywhere I went everyone was lecturing me, wanting to teach me, even preach to me, as if I was still a schoolchild, one in need of remedial education even. But this woman was saying aloud what I had been thinking to myself.

  “You’ve learned to look around you in a certain way, you’ve been told what to see, and that’s what you see,” she went on. “You have been taught to hear and react to certain sounds. Others you avoid hearing. Don’t be afraid. If you want to, you can see and hear differently, more accurately, more perfectly.”

  Half asleep, I heard, “Haven’t you ever thought that all those people who experience hallucinations, something that other people don’t experience, have actually discovered a new sense or at least that their existing senses have become more sensitive? I know you are one of those people. Embrace the change! Seek out new alternatives! There’s no reason to assume that so-called delusions are mistaken observations, false interpretations of reality. At times, they provide information that would be impossible to receive with normal senses. Hallucinations could be observations that we normally ignore, because they disrupt our received understanding of reality.”

  “Exactly,” I nodded. “That’s just what I’ve been thinking.”

  “The flower you saw as a child . . . ”

  “You mean. . . . How do you know about that flower, the crown imperial?”

  “That doesn’t matter. Trust your eyes! Heed the testimony of your senses! What you experience is always true. This is important. This is a fundamental truth.”

  She was gone. I wasn’t surprised by that either. I just fell asleep in my bed, which had become a merry-go-round.

  “Thus unenlightened, lost in error’s maze”

  “What on earth are you doing?” someone asked. Was it the person who I always felt was sitting in the back seat, even when I knew I was driving alone?

  “What do you mean what am I doing?” I answered. “Can’t you see I’m driving. It’s an emergency. Don’t distract me.”

  I had never driven so fast. I was terribly frightened, but I knew that I couldn’t stop. I wasn’t sure where I was going or why, but I knew I had to drive, to keep the car on the road even at that speed. The road must have been surfaced with quiet asphalt, so silent was the car as it sped on.

  “You’re not in a car. We’re at the office. You’re sitting in the armchair and you’re sick,” the Marquis said. “I’ll call an ambulance.”

  “Don’t, they make so much noise, no ambulances, and I’m already driving myself anyway.”

  Now I understood why I was in such a hurry.

  You know what happened after that. I was in treatment for months. Malignant changes were found in my blood, my heart had been damaged, my fatigue was chronic. But the worst was the fear that took hold of me as I began to understand that I was losing my grip on the shared world. I couldn’t be sure whether the conversations I had were real conversations or just projections of my own thoughts. I couldn’t be certain that the people I met were flesh and blood. My memory, the anchor that bound me to shared perceptions, had come loose. I was adrift.

  Was it you who, when things were at their worst at the beginning, visited me and read to me aloud. It helped. Was it you who read this verse:

  “Thus on a stormy sea my bark is borne

  By adverse winds, and with rough tempest tost;

  Thus unenlightened, lost in error’s maze,

  My blind opinion, ever dubious strays.”

  The truth is always shared. A reality that belongs to only one person isn’t real.

  As my sick leave continued and my recovery dragged on, the Marquis was sorry to have to tell me that we could no longer continue working together. I agreed. I didn’t even want to think about The New Anomalist.

  I was put on a disability pension, and for over ten years now, sanatorium visits and outpatient treatment have given my life its rhythm. Many times, I found myself in the line where I once thought I saw my old schoolmate, Viveca.

  I haven’t kept in touch with the Marquis at all, but I’ve heard that The New Anomalist is still coming out. To my surprise, I’ve found that I miss many of the magazine’s contributors, young Raikka, Saulus, Mr. Chance, even Loogaroo.

  I spend more time in the city than before. I sit in the parks or in market cafés, I wander through libraries and bookshops, galleries, sales, open lectures, flea markets, taste tests, and product demonstrations. In the evenings, I go to cultural events that are free or nearly free. It does no good to be holed up inside four walls.

  My hair has thinned and lost its color. Whenever I can spare the money, I go to the hairdresser to give it a bit of volume, and also because I enjoy talking with the Hair Artiste. Yes, her, the angel boy’s mother, who wrote her doctoral dissertation on the hairdos of the independence day ball. She still receives some clients at her home. She meticulously curls my thin hair, and sometimes refuses to take my money.

  Though I stopped using datura ages ago, though I bid farewell to my flower, the woman in the white dress still visits some evenings and sits in the corner of my room. She hasn’t grown any older, though I still can’t see her face, as she always sits with the light behind her, and when I turn on the lamp, she has already turned her back to me. Her breath smells of datura, but its stink now makes me shudder.

  Often she just sits there without saying a word, but sometime she opens her mouth and continues her lessons.

  “I’m not listening to you,” I say. “You’re a temptress, an evil goddess.”

  Then I head into the city or take a bath, read, call my sister, turn on the television, and make a cup of tea—real tea.

  Sometimes the woman vanishes instantly. Sometimes dawn will break before she goes, taking the stink of datura with her.

  With a Finger to His Lips

  I had agreed to an early meeting at the library café, and I took a shortcut through Dufva park. I was early, as I often am these days, and the weather was wonderful, so I decided to sit for a moment on a sunny park bench on which someone had abandoned a free paper. I started leafing through it to pass the time. The city’s main eastern artery was just a couple of hundred yards away, and the morning rush hour was just getting started. The elated song of starlings and chaffinches mingled with the ceaseless rumble of traffic.

  I was reading an article about a government cloud-seeding experiment that had led to the deaths of hundreds of people, and I thought that even the most paranoid of The New Anomalist’s readers wouldn’t have thought to suspect anything of the sort. Suddenly I heard a swish. Startled, I looked up. The shadows of the trees moved back and forth on the gravel of the park path as before. A girl sped past me on a scooter, hair streaming in the wind. On another park path, a mother bent over to tie a different child’s shoe laces. A hot air balloon was sailing past the fresh gold leaf of the cathedral’s dome, and, above it, a jet left a foamy contrail.

  But something had changed. It took me a moment to realize what was going on. A great silence had descended. The familiar landscape of sound had been wiped away. The scooter turned and the girl rushed past my bench in t
he other direction, but the wheels made no sound as they rolled on the gravelly path. The jet flew over the city in silence. It was as if all the most everyday sounds had been sucked out of the city and sealed in an invisible container.

  Everything began to seem like a silent movie. I got up, uneasy, and put the paper in the garbage can next to the bench without it causing the least rustle. I looked past a row of budding trees to the street, where people were hurrying to work, school, and the stores. The traffic lights turned green, and the unbroken lines of cars jerked forward, but my ears couldn’t make out a thing—no sounds of tires, motors, or footsteps.

  It was oppressive. I shook my head, lifted my hands to my ears and patted them. Had something happened to both my ears? Was it possible to suddenly just go deaf?

  A movement made me look back. On the bench that I had just left now sat a man in a grey suit with an old backpack in his lap. Where had he come from all of sudden? There was something familiar about him. He raised his hand in greeting to someone and nodded to me. Or was it me he was greeting? I looked around, but as there was no one else nearby, I nodded back, though uncertainly and nearly imperceptibly. Because of my nearsightedness I didn’t recognize him right away.

  I hesitated before approaching the bench. The man rose, lifted a finger, and motioned for me to follow him. Now I recognized him: the Master of Sound, the mumbling man, as gray as ever. I found I was happy to see him after so many years.

  The Master of Sound walked purposefully ahead of me, carrying his backpack, and I followed, unquestioning, as if in a dream. There is a round glass-roofed stage in the park for bands to play on. The view from there took in the park, the market square, the boulevard, even the harbor. The Master of Sound climbed the short steps onto the stage, put down his backpack, and turned to face me. He spoke to me from the stage, or maybe he whispered, but I couldn’t hear a word, not even mumbling. I pointed to my ear and said, quite loudly I think, “I can’t hear a thing.”