Free Live Free

by Wolfe, Gene

  Candy turned her coat collar up in imitation of the men. “Whoever said fat people don’t get cold?”

  Several of the businessmen grinned at her.

  Almost in the street, a businessman in a homburg was helping the doorman wave forward a cab. The next in line looked about fifty, sleekly shaven and prosperous. The three men behind him were obviously together.

  Candy smiled at him. “I’ve got this early, early flight. Would you mind splitting a cab?”

  “I’d be happy to.”

  “Oh, that’s wonderful! Thank you so much!”

  “My pleasure.”

  “Look, here it comes.”

  The bellman had not grouped the bags by color; the second largest of the blue ones had a brown one on either side of it. Candy picked it up and gave it to the cabbie to put in the trunk.

  “I’m going to Salt Lake City to visit my sister,” she told the businessman when they were both in the cab.

  “Do you live here? I thought you were staying at the hotel.”

  “I was. I stopped here to see a friend, but she didn’t have any place to put me up. She rooms with another girl. Now I’m going to Salt Lake and spend a week with Clara and her husband. Were you here for the hardware convention?” Candy had a vague idea there was always a hardware convention in progress somewhere.

  The businessman laughed. “Hard candy, you mean. Yes, I’m in hard candy and soft candy too. Mickey’s Jawbreakers; we’re a division of the Continental Wax Corporation.”

  “I must have misread the sign.”

  The cab spun up the entrance ramp to the tollway, throwing them together. He said, “Wow! Sorry.”

  “Don’t worry about it. You know, I’m kind of into hard candy myself. I guess it shows.”

  “You have the nicest smile, Miss. Did anybody ever tell you?” With some difficulty he thrust a hand under his overcoat and into his suitcoat pocket.

  “Do you really mean it? No, nobody ever did.”

  “Of course I mean it—it’s true. Here. Here’s what we make.”

  “Oh, aren’t they pretty!”

  “Want one? Go ahead—they’re samples I brought to the show with me.”

  “Hey, isn’t this nice! I slept late, and I thought I wouldn’t get breakfast.”

  “That’s what we call a Pink Princess—one of our biggest sellers now. It looks like a jewel, see? But it tastes better.” His hand touched hers.

  Candy’s plump fingers fluttered around the cellophane. “It smells better too.”

  “Christmas is the best time for hard candy. We developed that one to go after the Valentine trade.”

  “I always think of chocolates at Valentine’s. Big heartshaped boxes with two layers.”

  “I bet you get plenty of them, a pretty girl like you.”

  She shook her head. “I hardly ever do unless I buy them myself.”

  “Valentine’s Day will be coming up pretty quick now.”

  “I suppose.”

  “Tell you what. Give me your address, and I’ll see you get our Valentine’s Day assortment.”

  Candy looked stricken. “I can’t.”

  “I understand.” He folded his hands in his lap.

  “I don’t mean that. I’m moving, and I don’t know yet where to. Most of my stuff’s in storage.”

  He brightened. “I suppose you’ll have to find a new apartment after this trip? Do you live by yourself ?”

  “I did, yeah … . I’ve been thinking of moving here, to tell the truth. You come here often?”

  “Pretty often. On business.”

  “Maybe, you know, you could bring it. Meet me somewhere. It wouldn’t have to be Valentine’s Day.”

  “I’d like that. I’d like for you to try all our candies, Miss …”

  “Garth. Catharine Garth.”

  “Do they call you Cathy?”

  She smiled shyly. “Sometimes.”

  “Here’s my card. I’m John B. Sweet.”

  Candy giggled. “Is your name really Mr. Sweet? And you make candy? Gosh, you’re an executive vice president.”

  “You can call me John.”

  “I’m going to call you John B. I know too many Johns already.” Holding the card, Candy glanced around. “My God! My purse! Where’s my purse?”

  “You lost it?”

  Her eyes were round as saucers. “I must have left it back at the hotel. All my money—my ticket—”

  “Where were you?”

  “In the coffee shop. I know I had it there—you know, I paid the waitress. I must have left it on my seat in the booth.”

  He took her hand. “Don’t worry, Cathy, she’ll find it and turn it in.”

  The driver, a melancholy Pakistani, glanced over his shoulder at them. “Wha’ airline?”

  “I beg your pardon?”

  “Wha’ airline, sirs? Where you want stop?”

  “Oh. United.”

  “John B., what will I do?”

  “Well, to start with, you ought to call the hotel and see if anybody’s found it. Then you should check with your airline—which one was it?”

  “En double-you. Is that Northwestern?”

  “Right. Check with them. Tell them you’ll have to make a later flight.”

  “I don’t even have money to pay for this cab,” Candy moaned.

  “Don’t worry—I’ll take care of it. I’ll lend you twenty too, so you can get back to the Consort.”

  The cab rushed past a sign: RENTAL CAR RETURN.

  As she had feared, the blue suitcase was locked. It was a combination lock with four wheels, the kind the user can set for himself in any of a thousand different ways. “Something easy to remember,” Candy whispered to herself. The only other woman in the ladies’ room glanced at her, then back at her mirror.

  She tried the quadruple numbers first—oooo, 1111, 2222, 3333 … . None of them worked. Then 1234, 0123, and on a wild impulse, 8910. None of them worked either. Neither did the year. There was a cutlery shop in the airport, she knew, where you could buy Swiss Army knives. She could get one and a couple of little plastic overnight bags to carry what she wanted to keep. Let’s see, World War II? She spun the little dials to 1940, 1941, then rapidly through the war years to 1946, all without effect. Anniversary? When would that woman have gotten married? Nineteen sixty, 1961, 1962. The catch slid smoothly back.

  There were two pairs of shoes inside, and both fit her beautifully. She selected the lizard-skin ones because they had closed toes, and hid her rubber boots in a corner beside the vinyl-covered couch. In a moment more, she had put on panty hose and a clean wool dress. There was even a purse in the bag and some makeup in the purse, with fifty-seven cents in change and an opened package of gum. Candy put two sticks of gum in her mouth and went out into the airport lobby again, still carrying the blue bag. A line of cabs waited where she and John B. Sweet, Executive Vice President of Mickey’s Jawbreakers, had arrived a few minutes before. A driver stowed her blue suitcase in the trunk while she settled herself in the back seat.

  “Where to, lady?”

  “The Greyhound station. The big one downtown.”

  “You gotta ride those things? I hear it can be pretty tough.”

  “No,” Candy said, “I just want to check my bag there. I’ve got errands to do around town today, and that’s the only place where I can leave it.”

  “Suit yourself, lady,” the cabbie said. “Have a good flight in?”

  “Yeah,” Candy told him. “Great.”

  Chapter 25

  THE NEIGHBORHOOD

  When Candy had gone out of the Quaint, the witch said, “And now what of us, Mr. Stubb? Have you an investigation for yourself too? And one for me?”

  Stubb nodded. “Soon as I finish my coffee.”

  “Then I must tell you I cannot oblige you. I have matters of my own to which I must attend.”

  “All right, but you’ll have to loan me the key to your room.”

  “I cannot do that either.”


  Stubb raised his voice. “Waitress! Hey! What time you got?”

  The waitress glanced at him, then at her wrist. “Eight thirty-seven, sir. We’re on Eastern Standard Time here.”

  “Thanks, doll.”

  The witch said, “And what was that about?”

  “A maid came to the door of our room, remember? It couldn’t have been eight o‘clock yet, and there she was. You really think the maids in this place come around and pound on doors at eight o’clock?”

  The witch stared at him. At last she said, “It did not seem to me that she intended harm. I sense these things.”

  “So do I, but I don’t make a big deal of it. She looked happy.”

  “I sensed it before the door was opened. But yes, I concur. So?”

  “Let me guess, all right? The maids here probably come to work around six thirty and start off by cleaning up the meeting rooms—any place that’s been used the night before but isn’t being used then. After that, they probably get a list of rooms where people have already checked out. There’s always a few guys with real early flights. Then maybe they do the corridors.”

  “What is it you are circling toward, Mr. Stubb?”

  “Suppose somebody stopped one on her way to work. Suppose this person said, ‘Look, honey, here’s fifty bucks and a ashtray.’ Or maybe it was one of the Gideon Bibles. Whatever. ‘You put this in room seven seventy-seven when you fix it up, and if you’ll meet me down in the lobby afterward and let me know you did it, I’ll slip you another fifty.’”

  “I see. She would wish to get the money at once. Perhaps she would be afraid he would leave if she took too long. You are correct, there is an assignment for us both. We must go to my room and search.”

  Before he knocked at Mrs. Baker’s door, Stubb stood on the sidewalk for a moment to study the wreck of Free’s house. As far as he could tell, it was just as he and the others had left it the night before; in fact, he could see their tracks in the snow going up and down the short walk, their footprints on the steps.

  In the brilliant winter sunshine, its ruin was more apparent. Most of the front wall had been dashed to rubble. Most of what remained looked as though it might fall at any second. Stubb found himself wondering why the people who did not have houses, himself included, did not riot when houses like this, solid brick houses that might stand for five hundred years if only the governments and the banks would let them alone, were destroyed.

  He looked around for the destroyers. The long-necked yellow machine waited quietly at the curb, its deadly black ball lying before its treads like a discarded toy before the paws of some great, sleepy beast. Both the machine and the ball were dusted with sparkling snow. There were no workers in sight. The houses to the left of Free’s had CONDEMNED signs in red on their windows, and some of the windows had been smashed.

  He walked on, then up the step and onto the porch of Mrs. Baker’s house. Wires emerged from long-splintered wood where the doorbell should have been. He knocked hard, a habit acquired from bill collecting.

  There was no sound inside.

  After waiting a moment, he knocked again; this time he heard footsteps, slow and hesitant. A new Yale lock had been set into the door, but the old-fashioned keyhole remained. Stooping, he put his mouth to it and called, “It’s just me, Mrs. Baker. Jim Stubb, remember? From the hotel last night? I have to talk to you.”

  The door opened. Mrs. Baker wore a gray housecoat and slippers. Her sparse hair was in curlers.

  “I’m sorry if I got you out of bed,” Stubb said.

  “Time for me to get up anyway. ‘Early to bed and early to rise, and get the jump on the other guys,’ that’s what the late Mr. Baker used to say. It’s from Shakespeare.”

  “I’ve always felt the same way myself,” Stubb told the old woman.

  “Anyway, come in. Would you like some cooco? Or maybe tea? ‘Cooco’s a cad and a cow.’ Better than milk, it means. Isn’t that what they say?”

  “‘Tea is like the East he grows in,’” Stubb quoted from memory. “‘A great yellow mandarin, with urbanity of manner and unconsciousness of sin.’”

  “You’re right, that’s like the people here for sure. Even if I don’t think folks in California’s any better. Where’d you learn all that? Would you rather have tea than cooco?”

  “Cocoa will be fine,” Stubb told her as he stepped inside. “I went to a parochial school when I was a kid, and there were poems we had to learn. That wasn’t one of them, but it was in the same book, and it was the only one I really liked.”

  “No amounting for tastes,” Mrs. Baker’s gray back announced vaguely.

  The house was cleaner than Free’s had been, but mustier too, as though its windows never opened and somewhere (upstairs, perhaps, in an unused bedroom) there was a vast accumulation of rags, dusty rags filling the room and spilling, so Stubb imagined them, from an open door into the hall.

  They went through the parlor where Proudy had played with Puff, now silent and dark. The dining room was crowded with dark, heavy, oak furniture, the kitchen brighter than the other rooms but empty-seeming: a sink with a few dishes, a white-enameled refrigerator, a white-enameled gas stove, a table, and two chairs. Mrs. Baker filled a teakettle and put it over stiff blue flames.

  “I don’t generally eat much breakfast,” she said. “Just cold cereal and milk. What the French call the breakfast of mushrooms, I’m told, though I’m sure I don’t know what that means.”

  “I had breakfast quite a while back,” Stubb said, seating himself at the table. “That cocoa will be all I need. Mrs. Baker, I came to ask you about the two women you told us about last night.”

  The kitten came out of the dining room, walked halfway across the kitchen floor before deciding Stubb was perilous, and scampered under the stove.

  “You said these women didn’t give you their names, remember? That you didn’t even know if they were married or not, because they wore gloves. You thought they might be from the Federal Government, but you weren’t sure.”

  “And you said not to tell them a thing till I talked to you,” Mrs. Baker continued for him. “Mom’s the word, that’s what my own mother used to say.”

  “That’s right. And I wanted to talk to you some more, but not then, because the Duck girl was there.”

  Mrs. Baker produced two china cups of the decorated sort sold in five-and-ten-cent stores when there were five-and-ten-cent stores. “We can talk while we have our cooco, Mr. Barnes. I’ll eat my cornflakes too, if you don’t observe.” She spooned cocoa powder into the cups. “The valiant flee to eat their breakfasts on the lip of the line, as the Bible teaches us. That means that if you’re brave you ought to run fast to get your breakfast, if there’s just a little while to eat it in.”

  “I’m Stubb, Mrs. Baker. Mrs. Baker, do you ever watch crime shows on TV?”

  “Once and awhile,” the old woman said, puzzled. “Not very much. As soon as you turn them on they’re all over but the shooting, as the saying goes. But the shooting is what troubles me.” She set a cup in front of Stubb.

  “The reason I asked is that a lot of people seem to have gotten their ideas of detective work from them, and you’ll notice, if you watch them at all, that even when the detectives on those shows find someone very important, they just ask two or three questions and go away. Real detective work isn’t like that, Mrs. Baker—people who know something important are too hard to find. I’d like to ask you a lot of questions about those women who talked to you. It isn’t going to be very exciting, but I’d like to do it anyway because if I do I may find out something important to old Mr. Free as well as to me. Do you understand?”

  The old woman nodded. “Every stone takes its turn.”

  “Yes. That’s very well put, Mrs. Baker. Now, when these two women came to see you, did they telephone first, or let you know in any way that they were coming?”

  “No. Just come knocking at the door like Bare-Knuckle Bill.”

  “About what time?”


  “You remember when they tore down Mr. Free’s front? A little after that. After work but not quiet dinner time, not but that all my times aren’t quiet now that I don’t work no longer and Mr. Baker’s gone.”

  “You didn’t look at a clock?”

  The old woman shook her head.

  “Between five and six—would that be about right, Mrs. Baker?”

  “If I’d have known it was so important, I’d have looked. A dilly of a five o’clock scholar, that’s what I am.”

  “Not later than six?”

  She put her bowl of cornflakes on the table, flanked it with a formerly silver-plated spoon, then paused in the act of sitting down. “Could have been as late as six thirty.”

  Stubb rubbed his chin.

  The old woman lowered herself into her chair. “No, I recompense. At five o’clock I always have the news. That nice man with the white hair.”

  “Bryan O’Flynn? WROM?”

  “That’s him. And the big story was about the president going somewhere. I used to vote, but it doesn’t do any good. It’s coffee that makes politicians wise—that’s what the Pope said—only they don’t drink enough.” She took a sip of cocoa. “Hot. Cave cane ’em, Mr. Barnes.”

  “I’ve been stirring it,” Stubb told her.

  “Anyway, there was a lot about him. And then the strike. I think whenever they strike they should cut their pay. That would put the kibitz to strikes pretty soon. Then the weather—more snow is what they said. Then the basketball. Did you ever play, Mr. Barnes?”

  “No,” Stubb said. “I didn’t.”

  “Me either. Just a lot of jumping around, if you ask me. Then about poor Mr. Free. I told you about that last night up at your hotel.”

  Stubb nodded.

  “And that was the end of the news—practically the end, anyway. Now curfew nods to tell of parting day; that’s what my father always used to say about that time of night, when the churchbells rang. We went to bed with the chickens a whole lot earlier then.”

  “And then the two women came?”

  “Well, not right away.”

  “How long after?”

  “I left the TV on just like I usually do, but I don’t remember now just what the show was. And I went to fix my dinner. I had real Irish stew, the frozen kind. I lit the gas and put it in the oven and set the table and so on—poured my milk—and just when I was finishing they come a-tap, tap, tapping like the poor raving.”