Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter collection 11-15

by Laurell K. Hamilton

  “Fine, then we’ll stay right here.”

  “Fine,” she said, still angry.

  I shrugged, strangely not angry. “Fine. You checked the woman, found she was dead, and then . . .”

  “You know, I don’t have to report to you. You’re not my boss.”

  That was it. “Look, Arnet, if you’ve got a personal beef with me, fine, have a personal beef with me, but not on her time.” I pointed down to the body.

  “What do you mean, her time, she’s dead. She doesn’t have anymore time.”

  “Bullshit. We’re on her dime right now. This is her murder, and catching the son of a bitch that did this to her is more important than anything else right now. You stonewalling me and acting like some damn rookie is just giving him more time to run. We don’t want him to run. We want him to be caught, right?”

  She nodded. “I am not acting like a rookie.”

  I sighed. “I apologize for that, and if you want to fight, we can fight, but later, when we’re not wasting valuable time, when we’re not wasting her time.”

  Arnet looked down at the body again, mostly because I pointed again. Maybe it was overly dramatic, but I already spent time fighting with Dolph at crime scenes, I didn’t need another prima donna on my hands. Murder first, personal stuff later, that had to be the order of things, or you lost your way.

  Zerbrowski was behind her. I noticed him walking up, but I don’t think Arnet did. “Go outside, Arnet, get some air,” he said, smiling, trying to take some of the sting out of it.

  “I’m a detective on this team, she isn’t.” She pointed at me with her thumb.

  “Outside, now,” Zerbrowski said, and his voice had lost all of its hail-fellow-well-met cheer.

  Arnet stood there glaring at him.

  “If I have to tell you to go outside again, Arnet, it won’t just be for air.”

  “What’s that mean?” she asked, and her hands were starting to tremble. She was so angry she was shaking. What the hell had I done to make her this pissed about me? Was it about Nathaniel? Hell, she’d never dated him. She’d never met him before he was already living with me.

  “Do you want to be off this case?” Zerbrowski asked, voice low and suddenly not at all like Zerbrowski’s voice.

  “No,” she said, and she looked sullen, but surprised, as if she hadn’t known that he had a voice like that in him. Me, neither.

  He looked at her, it was a look to match that new voice. “Then what should you be doing?”

  She opened her mouth then closed it until her lips were a thin pink line. She turned on her sensible, two-inch heels and marched out.

  Zerbrowski sighed loudly and frowned at me. “What did you do to Arnet?”

  “Me? Nothing.”

  He gave me a look.

  “I swear, I didn’t do a damn thing to her.”

  “Katie says Arnet was pretty pissed at something you said at the wedding.”

  “How does Katie know she was pissed?”

  His look got really narrow. “You did say something, didn’t you?”

  I opened my mouth, closed it, and glanced down at the body. “We’re wasting time with all this personal shit,” I said. Okay, I also hadn’t wanted to discuss my boyfriend situation with Zerbrowski, but we really did have a murderer to catch.

  “True, but when this slows down, you fix this between you and Arnet.”

  “Me? Why me?”

  “Because you’re not wicked pissed at her,” he said, and his face was as matter-of-fact as his words.

  I wanted to argue with the logic, but as far as it went, it made sense. “I’ll do what I can. What did Abrahams tell you?”

  “Arnet saw the blood under the door. They called backup and entered. Searched the place and didn’t find one Avery Seabrook. The bed was unmade, and the blood trail seems to start in the bed.”

  “Not in the bedroom, but the bed,” I said.

  He nodded.

  “Do we have an ident on her?”

  Funny, he didn’t ask who “her” referred to. “Purse is beside the bed with her neatly folded clothes. Sally Cook, age twenty-four, 5'3", and I never believe the weight on a woman’s driver’s license.”

  “Yeah, women fudge the weight, but men will add an inch to their height.”

  He grinned at me. “Most of us just aren’t smart enough to remember how tall we are.”

  I smiled at him and resisted the urge to punch him on the shoulder. He can have that effect on me, even at murder scenes.

  “I noticed you were doing fingertip push-ups looking at the body. You messed up our blood pattern.”

  “I wasn’t doing push-ups, and I touched as little as I could. But I know why she bled out, at least partly why.”

  “Talk,” he said, he was starting to sound like Dolph. Not a bad a thing, just a little unnerving.

  “She’s got a partial bite mark on her very inner thigh. Looks like it punctured her femoral.”

  “Why did you say ‘partial’ bite mark? Either he bit her, or he didn’t.”

  I shrugged. “He bit her, but it looks almost like he started, then either she jerked away, or he wasn’t able to finish. For lack of a better analogy, it’s like being bitten by a snake. If it’s not poisonous, you’re better off not jerking away. Vampire fangs are recurved not as much as most snake teeth, but still, if you pull away abruptly, you’re going to tear yourself up worse than if you just let it chew on you and try to pry it off, sort of gently.”

  “It’s instinct to pull away from something that’s biting you, Anita.”

  “I’m not arguing that, Zerbrowski, I’m only saying that it’s not a good idea. You will tear yourself up.”

  “So he bit her, and she pulled away, and that tore her femoral open. Are you saying he didn’t mean to kill her?”

  I shrugged. “I’m saying that you can bleed out from your femoral in about twenty minutes, maybe less. Most people don’t understand that.”

  “Anita, don’t do this to me.”

  “Do what?” I asked.

  “I saved the best for last. She’s got a little case in there with what sure as hell looks like a stripper outfit to me. All fringes and not much else. If she’s a stripper, then we’ve got one of our vampires. But you’re standing here telling me that he didn’t mean to kill her. If that’s true, then he isn’t one of our guys. I’m in the process of getting you a warrant of execution for his ass. I’d hate to have you killing the wrong guy.”

  I shook my head. “He was responsible for her death, Zerbrowski. The way the law is written, he’s dead either way. If he’s part of our serial killer team, he’s dead. If he accidentally nicked her femoral and either didn’t know enough to call 911, or panicked, or maybe dawn caught him before he could finish. It doesn’t matter which it was, by accident or by design. The law says it’s murder when a vampire kills a human being using its bite. There is no charge of manslaughter, if you’re a vampire.”

  Zerbrowski looked at me, and his eyes were very serious behind his wire rimmed glasses. “You think it was an accident, don’t you?”

  I shrugged again. “If he meant to rip her femoral open, I think the bite would be different, more vicious. I’ve seen a lot of vamp kills, Zerbrowski, a lot. This looks like a new vamp, a really new one, that doesn’t know how to use its fangs yet. Someone who’s two years dead shouldn’t make mistakes like this.”

  “So he did it on purpose.”

  I sighed. “I’m beginning to wonder what kind of education the little vampires at the Church of Eternal Life are getting.”

  “What do you mean?”

  “I mean, that I thought their mentoring system was like most of the wereanimals that I know. You teach the rookies how to hunt, how to kill, clean, and efficiently.”

  “You confessing to something for your furry friends?” he asked, and he wasn’t smiling enough for the comment, not for my peace of mind.

  “Animals, Zerbrowski, animals. Jean-Claude hasn’t brought over any new vamps since
I’ve been hanging with him, but I’ve seen other vamps that were around two years dead, and they aren’t rookies. They aren’t experts, but this is a rookie mistake. Remember when Jack Benchely said that they’ll give the vamps victims, but they make it clean and neat, and not fun?”

  “Yeah.”

  “What if feeding on the femoral, the inner thigh, is considered too taboo, too sexual for the church to teach its members?”

  “What do you mean?”

  “You know the theory that if we don’t tell teenagers about sex that they won’t think of it on their own.”

  “Yeah,” he said and smiled and shook his head, “speaking as someone who was once a teenage boy, and who will one day have a two teenagers on my hands, it’s a nice theory, but it doesn’t work that way.”

  “Yeah, I know that, but what if the church is like the right-wingers? If you don’t talk about it, or tell the new little vamps about the dirty stuff, they won’t do it, or think of it on their own.”

  “Feeding from the inner thigh is too much like oral sex for the church,” he said, and there was no teasing in his voice when he said it. He was working, thinking.

  I nodded. “Exactly.”

  “But Avery, our newish vampire, did think of it, and did try it, but didn’t know what he was doing.”

  “Yes, and because he’d had no information, he didn’t know how dangerous it could be. It’s like the kids who came up pregnant in junior high, because they used candy bar wrappers for condoms.”

  Zerbrowski looked at me. “You’re joking.”

  “My hand to God, I am not making that up. The point is that if you don’t educate the newly emerging vampire, just like the newly emerging teenager, you end up with them doing stupid shit. Dangerous things that get them or others, killed, or hurt. Ignorance is not bliss when it comes to basic sex ed, or beginning blood donations for vampires. Ignorance will get you killed in both.”

  He looked down at the body. “She fits the physical profile of the first vic. If you ignore the difference in height, she’s even blond, which fits all three vics.”

  “But this one’s not a natural blond.”

  Zerbrowski frowned at me.

  “I don’t mean that, I mean her roots are showing. I didn’t really check that closely, but it looks like she either shaved everything, or had very little body hair to begin with. A lot of strippers shave.”

  “Like your new boyfriend,” he said, his voice was mild, but his eyes weren’t.

  I shook my head. “None of your damn business, Zerbrowski.”

  “You guys were getting pretty cozy on the dance floor, but then he’s living with you now, isn’t he?”

  “Somebody talks too much.”

  “Hey, I’m a trained detective, I detected that you’re shacking up with a stripper who’s what, seven years younger than you?”

  “As the detective in charge at the scene, shouldn’t you be solving this murder?”

  “I’m thinking. Teasing you always helps me think.”

  “Glad to hear I inspire you. What are you thinking about?”

  “I’m thinking that I want to talk to Avery Seabrook before he gets executed. If he’s part of the other murders, then I want the names of his friends. If he did this by accident, then I think we need to know that, too. If you’re right, and the church isn’t teaching basic vampire 101 safety to its members, then we’ve got hundreds of potential accidental deaths walking around out there tonight. That ain’t good.”

  “Legally, we can’t do anything to force the church to change its teaching methods. Separation of church and state, and all that.”

  He nodded. “I can’t, and Federal Marshal Blake can’t, but Anita Blake, sweetie to the Master of the City, might.”

  “Are you encouraging me to encourage someone else to put undue pressure on an upstanding member of the community?”

  “Would I do that?”

  I nodded. “Yep.”

  “My head’s sore,” he said, “I give up. How the hell do we catch a vampire and hold him for questioning without getting anyone else killed?”

  “He’s only two years dead, Zerbrowski. He’s not that big and bad.”

  He glanced down at the body. “Tell that to her.”

  He had a point.

  “If this was an accident, then he might, just might, run to the church for sanctuary or absolution, or whatever.”

  “What if it wasn’t an accident?”

  “Then he’s off joining up with his killer friends, and I have no idea where to start looking for him. We know his hunting ground is across the river in the clubs.”

  Zerbrowski nodded. “Sheriff Christopher, who you met, is putting all his men on alert. The Staties are helping out, trying to keep it low profile.”

  “You’re not going to keep it out of the media much longer.”

  He shrugged. “I know.”

  “So if extra people are patrolling the clubs, then we can check out the other theory.”

  “The church,” he said.

  I nodded.

  “I’ll talk to Abrahams, let him know what’s up. You go outside and make nice with Arnet.”

  “Zerbrowski . . .”

  “Do it, Anita, I don’t have time to baby-sit any more feuds. You’ve got less than five minutes to fix this. I’d go outside and get started if I were you.” He had that strange un-Zerbrowski-like tone to his voice again. Not hostile, but no room to debate. It was a voice that expected to be obeyed, and strangely, I did. At least I went outside. I had no idea how to fix things with Arnet. You can’t fix something until you know what’s broke. I couldn’t believe she was that pissed about not being able to date Nathaniel, and if it wasn’t that, I was clueless. Yet another interpersonal relationship that I had no clue about. Was it just me, or are people really this confusing?

  63

  A GLANCE OUT the partially open door didn’t show Arnet. There was a forest of uniformed officers, plain clothes, and the coroner’s wagon complete with coroner waiting to take the body away. We were still waiting for the crime lab, CSU. It was rare for me to arrive on the scene this soon. I peeled off my bloody gloves at the door, but no one had set up a trash bag for debris. I ended up holding the gloves between two fingertips by a clean edge. Awkward, but I couldn’t just drop them.

  The newest dectective on the RPIT payroll came around the door frame with an open, but empty trash bag in his gloved hands. His name was Smith and I’d met him once at a crime scene long ago when he was in uniform. It had actually been one of the very first times I’d met Nathaniel. Smith had been comfortable enough around the lycanthropes that I’d remembered it. Remembered it enough to tell Dolph. Apparently, Dolph had remembered it, too. Seeing Smith in plain clothes had been a reminder that Dolph didn’t really think I was evil, and might even still value my opinion.

  He smiled at me. “Looks like I’m just in time.” He held the bag open so I could drop the gloves in.

  I smiled back. “The nick of time.”

  Zerbrowski yelled, “Smith!”

  Smith moved toward Zerbrowski with the bag still in his hands. He was the newest detective on the squad, and that meant he was their version of a grunt. It wasn’t as bad as being a uniformed rookie, but it was still low man on the totem pole. I walked outside without waiting to see what Zerbrowski wanted Smith for. Not my problem. No, my problem was waiting outside.

  I actually expected Arnet to be somewhere in the hallway with all the extra personel, but she wasn’t. I went down the stairs and out the glass doors of the little entryway. She had taken Zerbrowski literally, or maybe she really needed the air. The October night was soft, warmer than last night, but still cool enough to feel like autumn. The air tasted like it was time to go somewhere and pick apples.

  Arnet was sitting on the curb. The halogen light was bright enough that her pantsuit still looked the same shade of brownish burgundy that it had in the apartment. I would have looked sickly in the color, but it brought out highlights in her short h
air that you didn’t see when she wore black or navy. She had her arms around her knees, not exactly clutching them, but obviously not happy even from a distance.

  I took a deep breath, let it out, and kept walking toward her. I so didn’t want to do this. I stopped short of her, and said, “Is this seat taken?”

  She jumped and glanced back at me. She scrubbed at her face, trying to hide tears. “Oh, great,” she said, “just great. You catch me crying. Now you must think I really am a loser.”

  She hadn’t said I could sit down, but she hadn’t said I couldn’t either. I decided to take it, and sat down. Close enough to talk privately without being overheard, but not so close that I invaded her personal space more than I could help it. Sitting down on the curb, I was happy that I was wearing jeans, jogging shoes, and a T-shirt. They were perfect curb-sitting clothes.

  “What’s wrong, Arnet?” I asked.

  “Nothing.”

  “Okay, why are you mad at me?”

  She glanced sort of sideways at me. “Why do you care?”

  “Because we have to work together.”

  “You know, almost any other woman would have led into this conversation. Chatted a little.”

  “Zerbrowski said I had less than five minutes. I don’t have time to chat.”

  “Why less than five minutes?”

  “We’re going on a road trip.”

  “Do you know where Avery Seabrook is?”

  “No, but I thought of people to ask.”

  She looked away from me and shook her head. “And how did you come up with people to ask? Not through police work.”

  I frowned, but she couldn’t see it. “What’s that supposed to mean?”

  She licked her lips, hesitated, then said, “I could work for years as a cop on this kind of crime, and I wouldn’t have your insight into the monsters.” She looked at me sideways again, but this time she held the look. “Do I have to fuck the monsters to be as good at this as you are?”

  I gave her wide eyes. “Please tell me that you are not this pissed just because I’m dating Nathaniel and you don’t get to.”

  “I saw you at the club last night.”

  There was a time in my life where I would have said, Guilty Pleasures, but the time when I would volunteer information was past. “What club?” I asked.