Wash This Blood Clean from My Hand

by Fred Vargas

  Praise for

  WASH THIS BLOOD CLEAN FROM MY HAND

  “Eccentric characters, complex but gripping plots and a nice wit…. Vargas weaves her story expertly.”

  —Toronto Sun

  “Bizarre and fascinating.”

  —Edmonton Journal

  “Vargas has a wonderfully offbeat imagination that makes each of her novels a refreshing delight.”

  —The Observer

  “A gripping chase thriller.”

  —The Economist

  “There is a haunting quality to Vargas’s writing.”

  —Scotland on Sunday

  ALSO BY

  Fred Vargas

  Have Mercy on Us All

  Seeking Whom He May Devour

  The Three Evangelists

  This Night’s Foul Work

  To my twin sister, Jo Vargas

  Will all great Neptune’s ocean wash this blood

  Clean from my hand?

  Macbeth, II.ii

  I

  LEANING HIS SHOULDER AGAINST THE DARK BASEMENT WALL, Jean-Baptiste Adamsberg stood contemplating the enormous central heating boiler which had suddenly stopped working, two days before. On a Saturday, October 4, when the outside temperature had dropped to one degree Celsius, as cold air had arrived from the Arctic. The commissaire knew nothing about heating systems, and was examining the silent tank and pipework, in the hope that his benign gaze would either restore the boiler’s energy or perhaps conjure up the engineer, who was supposed to be there but hadn’t turned up.

  Not that he felt the cold, nor was he distressed by the situation. On the contrary, the idea that the north wind should sometimes come funnelling down from the polar ice cap to the streets of the 13th arrondissement of Paris gave him the sensation that he was only one step away from the frozen wastes, that he could walk across them and dig a hole to hunt seals, if he felt like it. He had put on a pullover under his black jacket, and if it was up to him, he would have waited patiently for the repairman to come, while watching for the whiskers of a seal to pop up out of the ice.

  But in its own way, the powerful heating system down in the basement was a full-time participant in the handling of the cases that poured in all day long to the Paris Serious Crime Squad, as it conveyed its warmth to the thirty-four radiators and twenty-eight police officers in the building. The said officers were at present shivering with cold, huddled into anoraks and crowding round the coffee machine, warming their gloved hands on the white beakers. Or else they had simply left the building for one of the nearby bars. Their files were consequently frozen solid too. Important files, dealing with violent crimes. But the boiler wasn’t concerned with all that. It was simply waiting, in lordly and tyrannical fashion, for the man with the magic touch to arrive and kneel in front of it. So as a gesture of goodwill, Adamsberg had gone downstairs to pay it brief and unsuccessful homage, and in particular to find a quiet dark place where he could escape from the complaints of his colleagues.

  Their curses at the cold, since the inside temperature was, after all, about 10 degrees, did not augur well for the vote on the proposed DNA profiling course in Quebec, where the autumn was turning out severe – minus 4 yesterday in Ottawa, and it was already snowing in places. They were being offered two weeks’ full-time study of genetic imprints, using saliva, blood, sweat, tears, urine and other excretions, now captured on electronic circuits, classified and broken down. All body fluids had become battleground weapons in criminology. A week before the planned departure date, Adamsberg’s thoughts had already taken off towards the Canadian forests, which he had been told were immense and dotted with millions of lakes. His second-in-command, Capitaine Danglard, had reminded him crossly that they would be staring at computer screens, not gazing out over lakes. Danglard had been angry with him for a year now. Adamsberg knew why, and was waiting patiently for the grumbling to subside.

  Danglard was not dreaming about lakes, but praying every day that some urgent case would keep the entire squad back home. For weeks he had been imagining his imminent death, as the plane blew up over the Atlantic. But since the heating engineer had failed to arrive, he had cheered up somewhat. He was hoping that the unforeseen breakdown of the boiler and the sudden cold snap would put paid to the absurd idea of travelling to Canada’s icy wastes.

  Adamsberg put his hand on the tank and smiled. Would Danglard have been capable of scuppering the boiler, since he was well aware that it would spread alarm and despondency? And then making sure that the technician didn’t turn up? Yes, Danglard would have been quite capable of that. His fluid intelligence could slip into the narrowest mechanisms of the human mind. As long as the mechanisms were those of reason and logic. And it was precisely along that watershed, between reason and instinct, that Adamsberg and his deputy so diametrically differed, and had done for years.

  The commissaire went back up the spiral staircase and crossed the large room on the ground floor where people were walking about slowly, heavy shapes bundled up in extra sweaters and scarves. Nobody knew quite why, but they called this the Council Chamber, presumably, Adamsberg thought, because of the full-scale meetings and consultations that took place there. Alongside it was the similarly named Chapter Room, where smaller gatherings were held. Where the names came from, Adamsberg did not know, but probably from Danglard, whose encyclopedic knowledge seemed to him sometimes to be unlimited, and almost toxic. The capitaine was capable of sudden outbursts of information, as frequent as they were uncontrollable, rather like the snorting of a horse. It could take a trifle – an unusual word, an imperfectly formulated idea – for him to launch into an erudite and not always well-timed lecture, which could be stopped by a warning gesture.

  Shaking his head, Adamsberg communicated to the faces that looked up as he passed that the boiler was still showing no signs of life. He walked into Danglard’s office. His deputy was finishing off various urgent reports with a gloomy air, just in case the disastrous expedition to Labrador went ahead as planned, although of course he would never reach Canada, on account of the mid-Atlantic explosion, caused by the fire in the left-hand engine, which would have been knocked out by a flock of starlings. The prospect gave him a cast-iron excuse for opening a bottle of white wine before six o’clock. Adamsberg perched on a corner of his desk.

  ‘Where are we in the D’Hernoncourt case, Danglard?’

  ‘All sewn up. The old baron has confessed. Full confession, crystal clear.’

  ‘Too crystal clear by half,’ said Adamsberg, pushing the report aside and picking up the newspaper which was lying neatly folded on the desk. ‘A family dinner turns into a bloodbath, and we have an old man who stumbles and stutters and can’t express himself. Then all at once, he starts expressing himself with absolute clarity. No light and shade. No, Danglard, I’m not signing that.’

  Adamsberg noisily turned over a page of the newspaper.

  ‘What’s that supposed to mean?’ asked Danglard.

  ‘Go back to the beginning. The baron’s stringing us along. He’s protecting someone, his daughter, I would guess.’

  ‘And you think the daughter would let her father take the rap?’

  Adamsberg turned over another page of the paper. Danglard disliked the commissaire reading the newspaper he had just bought. He would give it back to him all crumpled and out of order, and then it wouldn’t go back into shape properly.

  ‘It has been known,’ Adamsberg answered. ‘Aristocratic traditions, or more likely, a reduced sentence for an old man in poor health. I’m just saying we don’t have any light and shade here, and it’s not credible. His change of heart is too obvious. Life’s never as simple as that. Someone, somewhere, isn’t telling t
he truth.’

  Overcome by weariness, Danglard felt a sudden urge to pick up his report and fling it in the air. And to snatch away the newspaper which Adamsberg was carelessly disassembling. Whether Adamsberg’s instinct was right or wrong, now Danglard would have to go and check the baron’s damned confession, on the sole pretext of a half-baked hunch outlined by his boss. The said hunch belonged, according to Danglard, to a primitive species of jellyfish, without feet or tentacles, top or bottom, a sort of transparent being, floating in the water, which was a major source of infuriation, not to say disgust, to his precise and rigorous mind. He would have to go and check, because these jellyfish hunches had an unfortunate habit of turning out to be right, thanks to some kind of clairvoyance which defied the most sophisticated logic. It was this clairvoyance which had taken Adamsberg to one success after another, and brought him to his perch on this table, in this post, as the unlikely and dreamy head of the Serious Crime Squad located in the 13th arrondissement of Paris. A clairvoyance which Adamsberg himself denied, and called it just, well, people, life.

  ‘You couldn’t have mentioned it a bit earlier, could you?’ Danglard asked. ‘Before I’d typed out the whole report?’

  ‘It only came to me in the night,’ said Adamsberg, abruptly closing the newspaper. ‘I was thinking about Rembrandt.’

  He folded the paper up hastily, thrown off balance by a sick feeling that had suddenly come over him, something like when a cat jumps on to your shoulders with its claws out. A feeling of shock and fright, sending sweat down the back of his neck, despite the cold air of the office. It would pass, surely, it was passing already.

  ‘In that case,’ said Danglard, picking up the report, ‘we’ll have to stay here to clear this up. There’s no choice really, is there?’

  ‘Mordent can take care of it while we’re away, he’s very reliable. And where are we now anyway with the Quebec expedition?’

  ‘The prefect of police is waiting for a reply from us by two o’clock tomorrow afternoon,’ said Danglard, grimacing with anxiety.

  ‘Good. Call a meeting of the eight officers scheduled to do the course for ten-thirty in the Chapter Room. Danglard,’ Adamsberg went on after a pause, ‘you don’t have to come with us, you know.’

  ‘Oh no? The prefect has drawn up a list of people supposed to go, and I’m number one on the list.’

  Just then, Danglard didn’t look like one of the outstanding members of the squad. Fear, as well as cold, had removed his usual dignified air. Ugly and ill-served by nature – his own verdict – Danglard normally chose to compensate for his shapeless features and stooping shoulders by dressing with faultless elegance, hoping to impart some kind of English charm to his bulky outline. But today, wearing a tense expression, a fur-lined jacket, and a sailor’s cap, he was making no attempt at style. Particularly since the cap, which must have belonged to one of his five children, had once had a pompom on top; Danglard had done his best to remove it, but you could still see its ridiculous red woolly stump.

  ‘You could always say you’d caught a chill because the heating broke down,’ Adamsberg suggested.

  Danglard blew into his gloved hands.

  ‘I’m coming up for promotion in a couple of months,’ he muttered, ‘and I can’t afford to miss it. I’ve got five kids to feed.’

  ‘Show me the map of Quebec, then. Where is it we’re going?’

  ‘I’ve already told you,’ replied Danglard, unfolding a map. ‘Here,’ he said pointing to a spot several kilometres outside Ottawa. ‘To some godforsaken place called Hull-Gatineau, where the GRC has put one of its annexes of the National DNA Data Bank.’

  ‘The GRC?’

  ‘Told you that as well,’ repeated Danglard. ‘Gendarmerie royale du Canada, or if you prefer, RCMP: Royal Canadian Mounted Police, the Mounties. They’re on horseback, with boots and red coats, like in the good old days when the Iroquois were still a force to reckon with on the banks of the St Lawrence.’

  ‘They still wear red coats?’

  ‘Just for the tourists these days. If you’re so impatient to get there, you ought to know what you’re getting into.’

  Adamsberg gave a broad smile and Danglard dropped his eyes. He didn’t like Adamsberg smiling when he himself had decided to be in a bad mood. Because, as they said in the Chat Room (the broom cupboard that contained the coffee machine and snack dispenser), Adamsberg’s smile pulverised objections and would melt the ice of the Arctic. And Danglard felt himself melting too, just like a girl, which since he was over fifty, put him out of temper.

  ‘I do know that the Mounties or whatever you call them have a base on the Ottawa River,’ Adamsberg remarked. ‘And that you get wild geese there.’

  Danglard swallowed a mouthful of white wine and smiled grimly.

  ‘Canada geese, I expect you mean,’ he pointed out. ‘And the Ottawa isn’t really a river. It may be much bigger than the Seine, but it’s just a tributary, a feeder for the St Lawrence.’

  ‘Well, all right, a feeder. You know too much about it to back out now, Danglard. You’re part of the expedition, and you’ll come with us. But just reassure me it wasn’t you that sabotaged the heating system the other night, or murdered the repairman to stop him getting here.’

  Danglard looked up indignantly.

  ‘Why would I do that?’

  ‘To petrify our energy and freeze our intentions of going on a Canadian adventure.’

  ‘Me? Sabotage? What the hell are you talking about?’

  ‘Just a little mini-sabotage. Better a broken-down boiler than a midair explosion. That’s the real reason you don’t want to come, isn’t it?’

  Danglard suddenly banged his fist on the table and drops of wine splashed on to the reports. Adamsberg jumped. Danglard could mutter, grumble and sulk in silence, all very controlled ways of expressing his disapproval, if he had to, but he was above all a courteous and polite colleague, whose goodwill was both limitless and discreet. Except on one topic, and Adamsberg stiffened in anticipation.

  ‘My real reason?’ said Danglard bitterly, his fist still clenched on the table. ‘What the fuck do you care about my real reason? I’m not in charge of this squad, it’s not me that’s taking us all over there to fool about in the snow like idiots, for Christ’s sake.’

  Adamsberg nodded. It was the first time in all their years that Danglard had said ‘fuck’ to his face. OK. He wasn’t upset, thanks to his own abnormally mild and unconcerned nature, which some people called indifference and lack of interest, and which could get on the nerves of anyone who tried to penetrate the cloud.

  ‘Let me remind you, Danglard, that this is an exceptional chance to collaborate with one of the best systems in the world. The Canadians are light years ahead of us on this one. We’d look like idiots if we turned it down now.’

  ‘Don’t make me laugh. Don’t tell me it’s your professional work ethic that’s making you take us out to the icefields.’

  ‘Of course it is.’

  Danglard downed the rest of the wine in a gulp and glared at Adamsberg with an aggressive tilt of his chin.

  ‘What other reason would there be?’ Adamsberg asked, softly.

  ‘Your reason. Your real reason. Let’s hear about that, instead of accusing me of sabotage. What about your sabotage?’

  Aha, thought Adamsberg. We’re getting there at last.

  Danglard stood up abruptly, opened a drawer, took out the wine bottle and poured another large helping into his plastic cup. Then he began to pace round the room. Adamsberg folded his arms and waited for the storm to break. It would be no use arguing with this combination of anger and wine. The anger was about to explode, one year on.

  ‘Come on, Danglard, out with it.’

  ‘OK, you asked for it. Camille. Camille is in Montreal, and you know it. And that’s the only reason you want us to fly the fucking Atlantic.’

  ‘That’s what all this is about?’

  ‘Precisely.’

  ‘It’s none of y
our business, capitaine.’

  ‘Oh no?’ shouted Danglard. ‘A year ago, Camille disappeared. She flew out of your life, thanks to one of those diabolical acts of sabotage that you’re so good at. And who wanted to find her? Who was it? You or me?’

  ‘Me.’

  ‘And who tracked her down? Found her? Gave you her address in Lisbon? You or me?’

  Adamsberg got up and closed the office door. Danglard had always venerated Camille, whom he protected and cherished as if she were a work of art. There was no way he would stop doing that. And his protective adoration was on a collision course with Adamsberg’s dishevelled way of life.

  ‘You,’ he replied, calmly.

  ‘Exactly. So it is my business.’

  ‘Not so loud, Danglard. I can hear you perfectly well, there’s no need to shout.’

  This time, the special timbre of Adamsberg’s voice seemed to do the trick. Like some sort of magic medicine, the commissaire’s voice patterns seemed to wrap his interlocutor in softness, releasing the tension, or producing a feeling of serenity or even complete anaesthesia. Lieutenant Voisenet, who had trained as a chemist, had often raised the matter in the Chat Room, but nobody had been able to identify what soothing ingredient it was that went into Adamsberg’s voice. Thyme, royal jelly, beeswax, all of them? At any rate, Danglard dropped his voice somewhat.

  ‘And who,’ he went on, less loudly, ‘went rushing off to Lisbon, and ruined all the good work in about three days?’

  ‘I did.’

  ‘That’s right, you did. An act of pure folly.’

  ‘But not your business.’

  Adamsberg got up, and fired the plastic cup into the rubbish bin, bang in the middle. As if he was aiming for it. He walked out evenly, without turning back.