Better Homes and Hauntings
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“Holy crap.”
Golden-brown eyes, high cheekbones, long straight nose, chiseled jawline, and a smirky mouth, the same features that had haunted me for the last five months.
Mr. Barely Visible was now fully visible. And he didn’t seem to be in the mood for kissing. He was in the mood for attacking me in the parking lot and then running off into the night.
Author photograph © J. Nash Photography
MOLLY HARPER is the author of the acclaimed Nice Girls vampire series as well as several spin-offs set in the supernatural small town of Half-Moon Hollow. She is also the author of the Naked Werewolf series set in Grundy, Alaska. Her stand-alone novel And One Last Thing . . . was nominated for a RITA Award, and she recently launched the sexy Bluegrass original ebook series. She is a former humor columnist and newspaper reporter who studied print journalism at Western Kentucky University and lives in Kentucky with her husband and children. Visit Molly on the web at mollyharper.com or at singleundeadfemale.blogspot.com
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In the land of Half-Moon Hollow
Nice Girls Don’t Have Fangs
Nice Girls Don’t Date Dead Men
Nice Girls Don’t Live Forever
Nice Girls Don’t Bite Their Neighbors
Driving Mr. Dead
The Care and Feeding of Stray Vampires
A Witch’s Handbook of Kisses and Curses
“Undead Sublet” in The Undead in My Bed
The Naked Werewolf series
How to Flirt with a Naked Werewolf
The Art of Seducing a Naked Werewolf
How to Run with a Naked Werewolf
The Bluegrass series
My Bluegrass Baby
Rhythm and Bluegrass
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And One Last Thing . . .
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Contents
Acknowledgments
Chapter 1: Ignoring the Frantically Waving Red Flags
Chapter 2: Orientation for Residents of Spooky Island
Chapter 3: World Finance and the Fine Art of Cookie Bribery
Chapter 4: Dotty by Nature
Chapter 5: The Fall of the House of Whitney
Chapter 6: Sending Ghostly Tantrum Throwers to Time-Out
Chapter 7: Ninja Death Squad Buttons: The Latest in Modern Romantic Gestures
Chapter 8: Marriage Counseling for the Ancient Greeks
Chapter 9: Brainstorming for Bogeymen
Chapter 10: You Only Snark the Ones You Love
Chapter 11: Love Letters from No One
Chapter 12: Dotty of the Dead
Chapter 13: Temporary Supernatural Reprieves
Chapter 14: Unleash the F-Bombs
Chapter 15: The Ficus: A Previously Unknown Source of Shame
Chapter 16: A Pocket Full of Posies
Chapter 17: Widow’s Walk
Chapter 18: A House Undivided
The Dangers of Dating a Rebound Vampire Excerpt
About Molly Harper