Guns of Brixton (2010)

by Timlin, Mark

  ‘I blanked everyone. It wasn’t easy. Jesus, I left my whole life behind.’

  ‘Not even a call until yesterday. Not one call in how many years?’

  ‘Eight.’

  ‘Yeah, eight.’

  ‘I’ve been busy.’

  ‘Too busy for me?’ It was more of a challenge than a question. A recollection of favours done and favours owed that could never be repaid even if both men lived far beyond their allotted spans, which was unlikely for one of them at least. But most of all it was a simple reminder of a relationship that had lasted since the younger man had been a boy.

  Mark Farrow smiled at the memories. ‘All right, Uncle John,’ he said. ‘Tell me all about it.’

  TWO

  ‘I will. All in good time,’ said John Jenner. ‘But first, let’s go for a drive.’

  ‘Do what?’

  ‘A drive.’

  ‘Why?’

  ‘Why not?’

  ‘Where?’

  ‘Some old haunts I want to show you. Remind you of things. We can have lunch.’

  ‘Where?’

  ‘Brixton.’

  ‘Brixton. For lunch? What, bad pizza in the market? Or ackee and peas? Pie and mash? What?’

  ‘You have been away too long. It’s a hot spot now, Brixton. And as it goes there is a terrific new Caribbean restaurant I go to. Don’t look like that. They’ve got tablecloths. It ain’t like the old days with formica tables and kitchen chairs. They’ve even got a wine list.’

  Mark Farrow grinned. ‘All right, you’re on.’

  ‘We’ll go in your motor. Come on, I’m freezing. I’ll let that lot in the Merc know what I’m doing. They’ll keep us company.’

  The pair walked back to the cars and John Jenner keyed a number into his mobile and whispered some instructions. ‘Who’s driving you about these days?’ asked Mark when he was finished, nodding at the Bentley, its engine still running.

  ‘Chas of course. Always Chas. Wouldn’t trust anyone else, apart from you.’

  Mark laughed. ‘Chas. Fuck me, I would’ve thought he’d’ve got his bus pass years ago.’

  ‘Don’t let him hear you say that.’

  ‘Don’t worry, I won’t.’

  They went together to the Bentley and the driver’s window rolled smoothly down.

  ‘Chas,’ said Mark, squatting down on his haunches by the driver’s window. ‘How’ve you been?’

  ‘Can’t complain, Mark,’ the massive man in the driver’s seat replied with a voice that rumbled like an old volcano about to blow.

  ‘We’re going for a ride together, Chas,’ said Jenner. ‘Then on for lunch. Mark’ll drop me back home later. I’m on my mobile if you need me for anything.’

  ‘OK, Boss,’ said Chas. ‘I’ll be there. You be careful. Hear?’

  ‘You worry too much, Chas. I’m in safe hands with Mark and our friends back there.’ He pointed with his thumb to the Mercedes Benz.

  ‘And you don’t worry enough,’ said Chas. With that he let the window glide up, put the car into gear and pulled away from the kerb, did a three-point turn and headed back the way’d he’d come.

  Mark Farrow and John Jenner went together to the Range Rover, Mark pressed the button on his key fob and the car’s lights flashed once, the horn beeped and the locks opened. Jenner went to open the front left-hand-side door, then realised his mistake and walked around to the passenger side with a shake of his head. They climbed in, Farrow behind the wheel, where he keyed the ignition and pushed the heater control to full.

  ‘Still at the old place then,’ said Mark as they waited for the car to warm up.

  ‘That’s right. Just like always.’

  ‘I’d’ve thought you’d’ve moved years ago. I was amazed when Dev told me you were still there. You must rattle around like a pea in a pod.’

  ‘No. Chas lives there permanent now. And Martine’s back.’

  Mark looked surprised. ‘Get away. Dev never told me that either. What happened to that husband of hers?’

  ‘She caught him over the side with some bird. It’s a long story. I’ll tell you while we’re eating. And don’t take the piss out of that old house. We had good times there, didn’t we?’

  Mark nodded.

  ‘Anyway, it’s worth a fortune now. I had an offer of half a million a few months back.’

  ‘Half a bloody million. You couldn’t give those mausoleums away a few years back.’

  ‘Like I told you, it’s a hot spot. Now come on, time’s wasting. Drive.’

  ‘Where to exactly?’ Mark asked.

  ‘Just head south. Don’t tell me you’ve forgotten the way.’

  Farrow shrugged, started up and did as he was told. They motored down to the East India Dock Road closely followed by the Mercedes, took the Rotherhithe Tunnel south, then through the Elephant, Denmark Hill, Herne Hill, along the Norwood Road, and as Jenner directed, took a right at Tulse Hill station and drove up Leigham Vale until they stopped outside an old Victorian heap of a school.

  ‘Hitherfield Road Junior School,’ he said when the Vogue came to a halt.

  ‘Yeah. This is my old school,’ said Mark.

  ‘And mine. This is where we met, your dad and me,’ Jenner said to Mark. ‘Year one, seven years old.’

  ‘When was that again, Uncle John?’

  ‘Don’t,’ said Jenner. ‘You’re making me feel old again. Billy was crying those blue eyes of his out after his mum left him that first morning,’ Jenner went on. ‘Couldn’t even tie his own shoelaces. I had to teach him.’

  ‘And you gave him a bloody nose,’ said Mark with a laugh.

  ‘Just showing him who was boss,’ said Jenner, laughing himself.

  ‘And then he knocked your tooth out.’

  ‘It was loose,’ said Jenner. ‘I put it under my pillow and got half a dollar the next morning. That’s twelve and a half pence to you.’

  ‘The tooth fairy,’ said Mark Farrow. ‘I never did see that little bugger, much as I tried to stay awake.’

  ‘Nor me, I think it was a conspiracy.’

  ‘Good times,’ said Farrow.

  ‘But don’t it look small? The school.’

  ‘Yeah. We grew up,’ said Mark. ‘Where to now?’ Under Jenner’s instructions Mark rolled the car through back streets towards Brixton and this time Mark recognised the route and shook his head in disbelief. ‘Christ, not the Strand.’

  ‘The very place,’ said Jenner. ‘Our next school. Strand Grammar. Always bloody together. I couldn’t get rid of the silly sod. He never thought I’d pass my eleven plus. Mind you, nor did I. I always reckoned I’d end up at the Brixton School of Building with the no-hopers. But I couldn’t let my boy go to the big school all on his own. He’d have no one to protect him.’

  ‘No one to get him into trouble more like,’ said Farrow.

  ‘You should’ve seen us, Mark,’ said Jenner. ‘That first day. All spiffed up like toffs. Caps, blazers, white shirts, grey shorts. Can you imagine it now? We weren’t allowed to wear long trousers until we were in the second year. Reckoned we wouldn’t get into so much trouble in shorts. Boy, were they wrong. The whole year our knees were skinned raw.’ He laughed out loud at the memory and Mark joined in. ‘Weeds, they called us new kids,’ Jenner went on, ‘and the older boys tried to put us head first down the toilets. We soon changed their minds though. Fuckers. They’d never seen a pair like us. Yeah, we showed ‘em. Couple of them got bloody noses too, and they didn’t try again. And we got threatened with six of the best by the head. We were shitting ourselves.’

  ‘Did he do it?’ asked Mark, intrigued at this insight into the childhood of the toughest man he’d ever known.

  ‘No. We both cried our eyes out and he let us off. Crying with laughter more like. But he was always easy. Not like the bloke who took over from him later. He caned me so often I think I should have a permanent groove in my arse. I can’t believe I let it happen, but things were so different then. And I knew if my old man f
ound out he’d give it to me double. Now I reckon the bastard was coming in his undies when he gave me six of the best. But he’s dead long ago, and I danced with joy when I heard about it.’

  The Vogue stopped in Elm Park, Brixton Hill, the Mercedes still close behind. They were outside another Victorian old school building, this with a statue of some old philosopher with an open book on his knee and a young boy beside him, mounted high on one wall. They both got out.

  ‘He always hated that bloody statue, your dad.’ said John Jenner. ‘Scared the life out of him. He was always scared without me around.’

  ‘You were his best friend,’ said Mark Farrow.

  ‘This place looks small too,’ said Jenner. ‘Dump. Good job it closed years ago.’

  ‘What is it now?’

  ‘Adult education centre,’ replied Jenner.

  Mark looked up the road, a puzzled look on his face. ‘Where’s my old school then?’ he asked. Tulse Hill Comprehensive, the massive building that once dominated the sky line of that part of south London, was gone.

  ‘Knocked it down years ago. It was rotten with asbestos and everyone round here hated it from day one.’

  ‘Me included,’ said Mark.

  ‘Yeah, I know.’ said Jenner. ‘Come on then, let’s go and have something to munch.’

  THREE

  The Range Rover and escort pulled away from the kerb again, drove down Elm Park, turned right on Brixton Hill and headed towards the centre of Brixton. ‘It’s called Tootsies,’ said Jenner. ‘The place we’re going.’

  ‘Sounds great,’ said Mark.

  ‘Don’t take the piss. You’ll love it, I promise,’ said John Jenner as the car eased its way through the heavy lunchtime traffic, past Brixton prison, which he didn’t give a second glance, although he felt the small hairs on the back of his neck rise at the sight of it.

  ‘That fucker’s in there, isn’t he?’ said Mark Farrow as if reading Jenner’s mind.

  ‘Yes.’

  ‘Told you I kept in touch. Nice to know he’s banged up and we’re going out for a meal.’

  ‘If you say so.’

  ‘I say so, Uncle. It’s a been a long time, but soon I’ll get to meet him one way or another. Then it’ll be all over.’

  ‘Are you sure you want that?’

  ‘Sometimes it’s been the only thing keeping me going.’

  ‘Fair enough.’

  ‘Fair enough it is, but I’m not going to let him spoil you buying me lunch.’

  Being stuck in a queue of cars, trucks and buses, Mark Farrow had plenty of time to look around as they inched along. ‘You’re right, it bloody well has changed round here,’ he said. ‘What happened? Where’s all the dumpy old shops that looked like they hadn’t made a sale in twenty years? The ones with a cat asleep in the window on top of a pile of dead flies?’

  ‘The trendies moved in. Turned the place upside down.’

  ‘I never would’ve believed it.’

  Jenner told Mark to turn the car off the main road towards Clapham, where they took a right and spotted a smart-looking restaurant with a neon sign over the door that read Tootsies in blue and orange script.

  There was an empty parking meter a couple of doors up and Mark slid the Vogue on to it. The two men exited the car and Farrow put coins in the meter. The Mercedes pulled up behind it, and, as Mark looked around, John Jenner went and had a word. When he got back, he said: ‘They’ll be here, and I’ve told them to feed your meter if it runs out.’

  ‘It’s not a problem, the car isn’t registered to me.’

  ‘Never thought it was, but they tow them away these days.’

  ‘Bastards.’

  ‘You said it.’

  The pair went through the glass door of the restaurant to be met by a short black man in a tight, shiny, black single-breasted suit and a snowy white button-down shirt open at the neck without a tie. ‘Mr Jenner,’ he greeted them. ‘What a pleasant surprise.’

  ‘Got a table for us, Delroy?’ asked John.

  ‘Always for you, sir,’ replied the black man. ‘Your usual?’

  ‘If it’s free.’

  ‘Of course.’

  They were led through the warm, spicily scented room to the back, where a table for four was set on a cloth as white as his shirt.

  ‘Delroy, I’d like you to meet Mark Farrow,’ said Jenner before they sat.

  ‘A pleasure,’ said Delroy, shaking Mark’s hand.

  ‘Nice to meetcha,’ said Mark.

  ‘He’s been away for a while,’ said Jenner as Delroy cleared away two of the place settings before taking their coats, gloves and scarves. ‘Just showing him the changes round here.’

  ‘A miracle of regeneration,’ said Delroy in reply.

  ‘I hardly recognised the old place,’ said Mark.

  Delroy swiftly offloaded their outer garments to the cloakroom, then took their order for drinks. Gin and tonics for both.

  ‘You all right to drink, Uncle?’ asked Mark when the black man was at the tiny bar.

  ‘No. But who cares?’

  In a moment Delroy was back at the table. ‘Any water, gentlemen?’ he asked. ‘Not for me,’ said Mark. ‘Uncle John?’

  ‘Uncle John,’ echoed Delroy. ‘You two are related?’

  ‘Not really,’ explained Mark Farrow. “It’s just what I call him. Always have. But we’re more family than most families, if you know what I mean, Delroy.’ Delroy nodded.

  ‘And no water for me either,’ said Jenner. ‘I know what fishes do in it.’ A joke which Mark had heard a thousand times before, but which still brought a smile to his face. John Jenner never changed much. ‘So what’s good today, Del?’ Jenner asked.

  ‘My mother’s pumpkin soup, special today.’

  ‘The pumpkin soup,’ echoed Jenner. ‘Got to have some of that. Bloody marvellous. Where is Tootsie, by the way?’

  ‘In the kitchen as always, Mr Jenner,’ replied Delroy, and as he noticed Mark’s puzzled look, he explained. ‘Tootsie’s my mum, Mr Farrow. The finest Caribbean chef in London bar none.’

  ‘I’ll second that, Mark,’ said Jenner. ‘Is she coming to see me, Del?’

  ‘She’ll be out later as usual, Mr Jenner. I’ll tell her you’re here.’

  ‘Send her in a rum and tonic on me.’

  Delroy smiled, showing a mouthful of teeth as white as his shirt. ‘No problem. She’ll appreciate that.’

  ‘So what else is on the menu?’ asked Jenner.

  ‘The usual. Jerk chicken, goat curry. All very good.’

  ‘We’ll take some of each,’ said Jenner, looking over at Mark.

  ‘Fine by me. You order for both of us. Seems like you know the place.’

  ‘Mr Jenner is one of my favourite regulars,’ said Delroy. ‘And his lovely daughter. How is she today, sir?’

  ‘Just dandy,’ replied Jenner. ‘And bring us some dirty rice and peas, okra and maybe a little something with chilli. And Delroy, take something out to the boys in the Mercedes outside if you don’t mind. The black one. They’ll be hungry I expect. Put it on my bill, of course.’

  Delroy smiled. ‘All in order, Mr Jenner. Wine for you both?’

  ‘Something white and light and cold if the chilli’s hot.’

  Delroy smiled again. ‘I know just the thing,’ he said and left for the kitchen as a beautiful black woman brought their drinks.

  ‘Got this place sussed, Uncle John,’ said Mark when she had gone.

  ‘Put a bit of dough in as well,’ said Jenner. ‘Del was having a rough time with some ragamuffin boys. I sorted it all out.’

  ‘Where are they buried?’

  Jenner laughed out loud. ‘That’s not the way we do it around here, these days.’

  ‘What then?’

  ‘Just a few words.’

  ‘I can imagine. And, talking of the lovely Martine, what happened between her and her old man? He wasn’t knocking her about, was he?’

  ‘Knocking Martine about? I don’t think s
o. About as much chance of her taking that as her mum. No. Like I said, he was playing away and he got captured. She moved out of the house in Guildford and back in with me. He got a bit lairy, but I sent Chas down with her when she cleared her stuff out.’

  ‘I’d like to have seen that.’

  ‘Me too. Anyway she left him a few memories.’

  ‘Like?’

  ‘She cut up all his flash suits and poured the contents of his wine cellar into the swimming pool.’

  ‘And he didn’t object?’

  ‘No. Chas made sure of that.’

  ‘How old is she now?’

  ‘Still six years younger than you, and looks like a dream.’

  ‘I’m sorry I missed the wedding. How long ago was that again?’

  ‘Five years.’

  ‘So long… Does she still hate me?’

  ‘She never hated you, Mark. She bloody worshipped the ground you walked on. Trouble was, you always ignored her.’

  ‘She was a bloody nuisance though, Uncle John, wasn’t she? Always bloody hanging round putting in her two penn’oth. Always nicking my things and hiding them.’ He laughed at the memory. ‘Christ, but I had to lock my bedroom door every time I went out.’

  ‘I remember.’

  ‘Is she at home now?’

  ‘No. She got herself a job up west. I told her not to bother, I’d take care of things. But she’s independent, just like Hazel was at her age.’

  ‘Hazel,’ said Mark raising his glass. ‘Here’s to her.’

  Jenner touched his glass to Mark’s and they drank. ‘I’m looking forward to being with her soon,’ said Jenner.

  ‘Don’t say that, Uncle John.’

  ‘It’s true.’

  ‘I’m sorry, really sorry. I can hardly take it in.’

  ‘Now don’t get maudlin on me, Mark,’ said Jenner as a waiter appeared with two steaming bowls of soup and the bread basket, then went off for the wine which Jenner tasted and approved of. The waiter filled their glasses, wished them bon appétit and left them alone. ‘Get into this soup. Just the thing for a day like this,’ said Jenner, smacking his lips in appreciation as he took a mouthful.

  Mark tasted some too and raised his eyebrows. ‘Bloody hell,’ he said. ‘You’re right. This is fantastic.’