The Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya

by Nagaru Tanigawa

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  First released in Japan in 2003, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya quickly established itself as a publishing phenomenon, drawing much of its inspiration from Japanese pop culture and Japanese comics in particular. With this foundation, the original publication of each book in the Haruhi series included several black-and-white spot illustrations as well as a four-page color insert—all of which are faithfully reproduced here to preserve the authenticity of the first-ever English edition.

  PROLOGUE

  It was a frigid morning, so cold that if you poked at the earth with an ice pick, it would probably crack neatly in half. Hell, I felt like doing the cracking myself.

  Still, the cold weather was to be expected, since it was winter right now. It’d been rather warm during the cultural festival the previous month, but the second we hit December there was a radical drop in temperature, as if Mother Nature had just remembered what season it was, though as a result I was feeling like autumn hadn’t come to Japan this year. That stupid Siberian air mass could try taking a different route every once in a while. You don’t have to come our way every single year.

  I walked along as I worried about whether the Earth’s revolution had gone out of whack or if Mother Nature was feeling under the weather.

  “Yo, Kyon.”

  A frivolous-looking fellow caught up to me and gave me a slap on the shoulder that was as light as hydrogen. It would have been too much of a hassle to stop walking, so I just turned to look at him.

  “Yo, Taniguchi.”

  I replied before turning back to glare at the steep hill stretched out before us. You’d think that our school would cut back on gym class when we have to climb this hill every single day, right? Our homeroom teacher, Okabe, and the other gym teachers should be more concerned about the students, who have to endure the treacherous commute on a daily basis. Especially when they drive to school.

  “Why are you grumbling like an old man? Pick up the pace. This is good exercise. Doesn’t it warm up the body? Look at me. I’m not even wearing a sweater. The climb may suck during the summer, but it works out perfectly this time of year.”

  His spunk was nice and all, but where did all that energy come from? Pass some on to me.

  Taniguchi’s loose lips curled into a grin.

  “Finals are over, yeah? Which means there’s nothing more to learn this year. Anyway, isn’t there a wonderful event coming up?”

  All students had to suffer through finals equally. However, the scores on the graded answer sheets were anything but equal.

  My mood soured as I recalled my mother fretting over whether she would need to get me a tutor. Next year I would be a second-year, and our class assignments would be determined by the colleges we applied to. Liberal arts or sciences? Public or private? What should I choose?

  “Just worry about it later,” Taniguchi said with a laugh. “Shouldn’t your mind be on other matters right now? Do you know what today’s date is?”

  “December seventeenth,” I said. “What’s so special about it?”

  “What’s so special about it? You’ve forgotten about the joyous event coming up in a week?”

  “Oh, I got it.” The answer popped into my mind. “The last day of school is coming up. Winter vacation’s certainly an event that’s worth anticipating.”

  Taniguchi glared at me like a small animal encountering a bushfire.

  “Hell no! Think carefully about what the date will be in one week. You’ll figure it out soon enough.”

  “Hmph.”

  I snorted and exhaled a cloud of white.

  Oh yeah. December twenty-fourth. Christmas Eve.

  Yeah, I knew all about the retail-industry conspiracy coming up next week. I would be the next-to-last person to ever forget about holiday events. Because the last person happens to sit right next to me in class. She was pretty disappointed about missing Halloween a month ago, so she definitely has something planned.

  Actually, I already know what she’s planned.

  This was the exact announcement made by Haruhi Suzumiya in the clubroom yesterday…

  “Does anybody here have plans for Christmas Eve?”

  Haruhi tossed her book bag aside after shutting the door behind her and glared at us with eyes that shone as brightly as the three stars of Orion’s belt.

  You could hear an implicit “None of you could possibly have any plans. You people should understand that by now, right?” in her tone, so an affirmative answer would have brought a blizzard down on us.

  At that moment I was playing a tactical role-playing game with Koizumi, Asahina was warming her hands by the electric heater in the maid uniform that had become her usual outfit, and Nagato was reading a new science-fiction hardcover without any hint of movement aside from her fingers and eyes.

  Haruhi set a large handbag she had also been carrying down on the floor before stomping over to puff up her chest and look down on me.

  “Kyon, you certainly don’t have any plans, right? I shouldn’t need to ask, but I might feel a little guilty if I didn’t, so I’m asking now.”

  She had a smile on her face that reminded me of a Cheshire cat. I handed the dice I was about to throw to Koizumi, who looked at me with a knowing smile, and turned to face Haruhi.

  “And what if I do have plans? Why don’t you answer that first?”

  “Which means you don’t have any.”

  Haruhi determined this arbitrarily as she nodded and turned away from me. Hey, hold it right there, I thought. I didn’t answer her question yet… Oh well. This wasn’t the first time I didn’t have any plans.

  “What about you, Koizumi? Going on a date with your girlfriend?”

  “If only that were the case.”

  Koizumi rolled the dice against his palm as he sighed dramatically. A little over the top there, I thought. You’re obviously faking it.

  “For better or worse, my schedule around Christmas is completely open. I was agonizing over how I might spend Christmas by my lonesome.”

  His smiling, handsome face was screaming “liar,” as far as I was concerned. However, Haruhi instantly believed him.

  “There’s nothing for you to worry about. You happen to be in luck.”

  Haruhi proceeded to set a course for the maid girl.

  “Mikuru, how about you? Did someone invite you to accompany him late into the night and watch the moment when rain turns to snow? By the way, if you actually run into someone who can still spew that crap with a straight face, you’re free to whack him good and hard.”

  Asahina, staring at Haruhi with her large wide-open eyes, was quivering in response to the abrupt interrogation.

  “Well, n-not really. Nothing at the moment… Um, late into the night…? Ah, what about your tea…?”

  “Make mine scalding hot. The herb tea from the other day was pretty good.”

  Asahina immediately responded to Haruhi’s order.

  “Y-yes! Right away.”

  Is making tea really that much fun? Asahina’s face was shining as she set the pot on the portable gas stove.

  Haruhi nodded with a satisfied lo
ok before speaking to the last person in the room, Nagato.

  “Yuki.”

  Yuki responded curtly without looking up from her book.

  “None.”

  “Thought so.”

  That ended the blunt conversation that reminded me of birds chirping. Haruhi turned back to me with a haughty smile on her face. I stared at Nagato’s pale face as she kept on reading her book as though she had nothing to do with the transpiring events. You know you don’t have to answer her right away. You could at least pretend to try to remember your schedule for a moment or two.

  Haruhi raised one hand.

  “And there you have it. The SOS Brigade Christmas Party has been unanimously approved. Any objections or protests can be directed to me in writing after the party’s over. I’m willing to give them a look-over.”

  In other words, nobody would be allowed to back out on their commitment, or business as usual. Though I have to admit that she’d made progress over the past six months, since she’d actually asked if anybody had any plans, even if she hadn’t intended to take them into consideration. It’d be even better if she asked for our opinions on top of that.

  Haruhi, looking satisfied that everything was going according to her plan, reached into the handbag she had dropped on the floor.

  “And so, since it’s the Christmas season and all, we have a lot of preparations to make, right? So with that in mind, I brought some special items. The proper way to start off one of these events is by creating a holiday atmosphere.”

  And out came snow spray, gold and silver tinsel, Christmas crackers, a miniature tree, a stuffed reindeer costume, white cotton, Christmas lights, a wreath, a red-and-green curtain, a tapestry depicting the Alps, a windup snowman, fat candles and a candle stand, a huge stocking that a preschooler could have fit inside, Christmas song CDs…

  Haruhi smiled like a nice girl passing out candy to the neighborhood kids as she placed the Christmas paraphernalia on the table.

  “We’re going to spruce up this dreary room. The beginner’s method of enjoying Christmas actively and positively starts from the appearance. Didn’t you do this when you were a kid?”

  When I was a kid? Hell, my sister’s room will be Christmas City soon enough. My mom will probably order me to help out again this year. And I should mention that my sister, an eleven-year-old in the fifth grade, still believes in Santa Claus. She still hasn’t seen through our parents’ clever disguise, the one I saw through early in my life. Knowing my sister’s enthusiasm for the holidays, Haruhi chastised me.

  “You should learn from your sister’s pure heart. You have to have faith to be able to dream. Otherwise, you’ll lose what was once within reach. You can’t win the lottery without buying a ticket. You can dream all you want about someone giving you the winning ticket for a million dollars, but it’s never going to happen!”

  Haruhi showed off her ability to yell happily as she pulled out a Santa hat and put it on her head.

  “When in Rome, do as the Romans do. You should follow the customs of the place you’re in. Christmas has its own set of rules. You won’t find many people who would feel upset about having their birthday celebrated. I’m sure that Mr. Christ would be happy to see us having fun!”

  I wasn’t foolish enough to mention the theories about how we couldn’t be sure what year Christ was born, let alone the day. Besides, if I were to tell Haruhi that there were different theoretical dates for the birth of Christ, Haruhi’s response would be “Then they can all be Christmas,” and she’d force the world to haul out the tree multiple times every year. It’s a little late to start arguing about when the AD era began. The solar calendar and the ancient Babylonian calendar were arbitrarily created to suit human needs. The celestial bodies revolving silently around the vast universe certainly won’t show any sign of caring before they expire. Yeah, the universe sure has it easy.

  Of course, I didn’t get a chance to savor this moment of boyhood fascination with the mystery of the cosmos because Haruhi was wandering around the clubroom like a hyper and helpful panda as she placed various Christmas items around the room, set a Santa hat on the head of Nagato, who was buried in her book, and shook the can of snow spray to write the words MERRY XMAS! on the window.

  Not that I care, but it’s going to look backward from the outside.

  In the meantime Mikuru Asahina, with teacup-laden tray in hand, had tottered over like a nutcracker doll.

  “Suzumiya, here’s your tea.”

  The sight of the smiling maid Asahina was as fine as always. A fresh balm for my soul every time I see her. It would appear that Asahina, the unfortunate victim whenever Haruhi came up with an idea, showed no concern about the Christmas party. Can’t deny that a party with the whole brigade sounds much more enjoyable than passing out flyers in a bunny-girl outfit or wearing a sexually demeaning costume in a movie.

  But was that really the case here?

  “Thanks, Mikuru.”

  Haruhi cheerfully took the cup and remained standing as she gulped down the herb tea. Asahina watched her with an angelic smile.

  It took Haruhi only half a minute to down the scalding liquid and redouble her smile.

  I had a bad feeling about this. She only smiles like that when she’s thinking about something dubious. I’ve spent a decent amount of time with her, so I can notice these things now.

  Problem was…

  “It was delicious, Mikuru. As a token of my gratitude, I have an early present for you.”

  “What? Do you really mean it?”

  The lovely maid blinked.

  “Truer words have never been spoken. True as the moon revolving around the Earth revolving around the sun. You don’t have to believe Galileo. Just believe me.”

  “Ah, y-y-yes.”

  And Haruhi reached back into her bag.

  I felt someone staring at me and turned to meet Koizumi’s eyes as he smiled wryly and shrugged. I would have preferred to ask what that was supposed to mean, but I more or less knew what he was saying. We haven’t spent the past six months as part of Haruhi’s crew for nothing. It’d be pretty wrong if we couldn’t figure out what was going on.

  At least, that’s what I think.

  The problem was that there wasn’t any person or medicine in this world capable of suppressing Haruhi’s ideas. I’ll personally present anyone who invents such an item with a Grand Cordon of the Order of the Rising Sun.

  “Ta-da!”

  With a childish cry, Haruhi pulled out the last of her Christmas items from the bag.

  “Th-that’s…?”

  Asahina reflexively took a step back as Haruhi spoke with the bearing of an old magician passing her beloved staff to her pupil.

  “It’s Santa, Santa! Isn’t it perfect? This time of year, you have to emphasize the season by dressing appropriately. C’mere, I’ll help you get changed.”

  The object in Haruhi’s hands as she advanced on the retreating Asahina was, in fact, nothing other than a Santa Claus outfit.

  And so Koizumi and I were chased out of the clubroom to fantasize about Haruhi changing Asahina inside.

  “Huh?” “Eek!” “Wah!” Her soft shrieks only served as an unneeded boost to my imagination as they gave me the illusion that I could see through the door. Yeah, I think I’m starting to lose it.

  After immersing myself in the fantasy for a while…

  “I do feel sorry for Asahina.”

  Koizumi began talking, probably because he was bored. The guy with more than his fair share of looks and bearing leaned against the wall in the hallway with his arms crossed.

  “I personally feel very relieved that Suzumiya is having fun. Since it pains me greatly to see her irritated.”

  “Because that weird space pops up when she’s irritated?”

  Koizumi used his ring finger to brush his hair aside.

  “Yes, that would also be a reason. My comrades and I are most fearful of closed space and . Getting rid of them may have looked
like an easy task, but it’s actually rather difficult to perform. Fortunately, they’ve been appearing less frequently since spring.”

  “Which means they still show up sometimes?”

  “Indeed. They still appear on occasion. Recently they’ve been limited to appearing between midnight and dawn. Probably the time frame when Suzumiya is asleep. I would assume that she unconsciously creates closed space when she has nightmares.”

  “She makes trouble for everybody, whether she’s asleep or awake.”

  “By no means!”

  A surprisingly sharp retort from Koizumi. I have to admit that I was a little surprised. Koizumi smiled thinly as he directed a penetrating look my way.

  “You probably don’t have any idea about what Suzumiya was like before high school. We began observing her three years before she came to North High, and we never once imagined that she would learn to laugh on a daily basis. Everything changed after she met you—or, to be more exact, after the two of you returned from closed space together. Suzumiya’s mental state has stabilized to an extent that cannot be compared to how she was in middle school.”

  I stared back at Koizumi in silence, since I had a feeling I would lose if I looked away.

  “Suzumiya is clearly changing. And for the better. We wish to maintain the status quo here. Wouldn’t you agree? She now considers the SOS Brigade to be an irreplaceable assembly. You are here. Asahina is here. Nagato is also necessary. I daresay I might also be included. We are united as one.”

  According to your people, sure.

  “Yes. However, this is by no means a bad thing. Do you wish to see Suzumiya set loose every few hours? This may not be for me to say, but that would be in very bad taste.”

  I have no interest in seeing that. I never will. I can guarantee it.

  Koizumi’s expression suddenly changed as his usual ambiguous smile returned.

  “I’m relieved to hear that. Speaking of change, Suzumiya isn’t the only one who’s changed. We all have. You and I, along with Asahina and probably Nagato as well. Any person would have to adjust their mentality after spending time with Suzumiya.”