Christmas Kisses & Mistletoe Wishes: A Holiday Romance Boxset (Duet)

by Kate Kisset

  “Coffee, dear?” Mimi placed a steaming mug in front of her before she could reply.

  Lilly rubbed the sleep from her eyes. “What time is it?”

  “Half past five.” There wasn’t a hair out of place in Mimi’s bun. Massive, gold and red rhinestones adorned her green velour track suit. “Would you like a drop?” Mimi reached for the bottle of dark rum.

  “No thanks.” Lilly covered her cup and then shifted to get comfortable. “How long have you two been up?”

  “Let’s see, we had to wear our miner’s lights for our walk, so it must’ve been—”

  “—four,” Cha-Cha clarified for her sister. “We kept the music down low. I hope it didn’t wake you.”

  “But don’t worry, you haven’t missed anything, darling. We only put the first batch of loaves in the oven three minutes ago.”

  Lilly broke into a grin. How could she not? The two sisters were having so much fun, there was no way she would burst their fruitcake bubble by telling them the truth. But perhaps if she worded it just right, maybe she could steer them in another, more edible direction,

  “You should’ve seen the grin on Mrs. Laughlin’s face when she sold out of her truffles on Sunday.” Competition was like catnip for her great aunt.

  Lilly casually surveyed the remodeled kitchen while she waited for one of the sisters to take the bait. White subway tiles adorned the walls, and Carrara marble covered every surface, including the massive island. They did a major remodeling job after Grandpa died and Cha-Cha moved in with her sister permanently. Petite Christmas wreaths festooned the heavy, carved cabinets.

  The wall of casement windows, original to the house, remained. The sisters wouldn’t dream of tampering with the architectural integrity of one of St. Helena’s oldest mansions. Outside the windows, ornate, terra-cotta planters were crowded with red poinsettias, and fairy lights twinkled from the trees in their award-winning garden.

  Lilly sipped her coffee and sneaked another peek at the grannies. Who doesn’t like truffles?

  Mimi’s boyfriend, Louis Roca, his clan, and most, if not all, of the Santino-Martelli Russo family—including the third Russo sister, Gigi—would celebrate Christmas here at the mansion. And from the number of loaves going into the ovens, everyone would be treated at breakfast, lunch, and dinner to fruitcakes hard enough to put a hole in plaster.

  Lilly set her cup down. “I thought I might try my hand at chocolate truffles today.” She held her breath.

  Without a word, Mimi held her nose up and proceeded to the pantry.

  Her unflappable nonna waltzed to the double ovens and stared through the glass doors. “These need about seven more minutes.” She abruptly pivoted back to Lilly. “You’re aren’t suggesting we,” she pointed to the pantry, “make truffles, are you? We already have a winning recipe. You saw it yourself this weekend. We sold out.”

  “Exactly right, Sister.” Mimi came out of the small room clutching two gigantic packages of flour. She nudged the door closed with a delicate toe-flick and plopped the ingredients on the island with a thud. “We are known for our fruitcakes. We wouldn’t dream of letting the town down at Christmas.”

  “My darling granddaughter wasn’t suggesting we would...” Cha-Cha gave Lilly’s shoulder a squeeze on her way to the island.

  “Of course not.” Mimi sniffed, and began chopping a pile of green and red candied cherries.

  Mission fail. With seventy fruitcakes stowed in the trunk of her car, and three more weekends to go, the Sweet Paws Crafts Fair, Bake Sale, and More would end up costing her a small fortune, never mind the hormonal toll of working with Brett Benning.

  Lilly refilled her cup, staying near the coffee maker, keeping her back to the grannies. “What made you choose Brett as the backup co-chair?”

  “I didn’t,” Mimi answered. Lilly didn’t dare turn around because the grannies would read her face like a book. “Brett volunteered. When Shae took ill—”

  “With a stomach flu,” Lilly clarified, “which she’ll most likely recover from soon.”

  “Let’s hope dear, but knowing the dire situation we were in, Brett being the good man he is, offered to help.”

  Hmm. Lilly wasn’t buying Mimi’s innocent act. There had to more to the story. How Mimi and Cha-Cha fit into the equation was anyone’s guess, but they no doubt had a hand in Brett randomly volunteering. Knowing the grannies, they finagled him somehow, but there was no need to rouse Mimi and Cha-Cha’s suspicion. Lilly would let them think they pulled the wool over her for now and dig for a little more intel on him. “How do you know—”

  “Brett is Mr. July, darling,” her nonna offered.

  Lilly turned from the coffee maker to find her nonna’s grin-covered face.

  “The St. Helena Hotties Fireman’s Calendar,” Cha-Cha clarified, as if Lilly should know, while she unloaded five fruitcakes from the bottom oven. She placed the loaves on a cooling rack on the counter, then removed her jingle-bell oven mitts like a doctor after surgery.

  Looking a little sneaky and very guilty, she tiptoed closer to Lilly. “All the firefighters are holding the most adorable little puppies,” she whispered. “And the proceeds go to Sweet Paws Rescue. Let me show it to you.”

  “Oh, no, no, no...”

  “Get comfortable,” Cha-Cha commanded, giggling. “You won’t believe your eyes.”

  “Nonna, please. It’s okay. I don’t need to see Mr. July, or any other mister without his clothes on. Honestly, I don’t—” She’d do it in private later.

  Cha-Cha strutted to the counter near the oven. “Sit, sit, sit...” She directed, waving and pointing to the island with her red-beaded sleeves flapping. Lilly reluctantly slid onto her stool again. “Those hotties are in here somewhere...” Cha-Cha shuffled through a drawer.

  Mimi looked up from her gooey project long enough to deliver a mischievous grin to Lilly.

  “Viola!” Cha-Cha pulled a glossy package from the drawer. “I’ve been saving this for Mr. January. But at my age I might not be around, so why wait?”

  “Please don’t say that, Nonna.”

  “What God wants...” Mimi volunteered. And at the mention of the Lord above, the sisters simultaneously blessed themselves. “Name of the Father, the Son...”

  Lilly took a deep breath. She couldn’t imagine the planet without her nonna. Life was difficult enough without Grandpa. Cha-Cha had remained head over heels in love with Edwardo Antonio Martelli until the day he died. He was the love of her life. So, as much as Lilly had zero desire to look at Brett Benning in the buff—with the grannies—she was tickled to see her grandmother so happy.

  Cha-Cha tore the wrapping off the calendar and smirked, letting her know her dead-on intuition had picked up Lilly’s interest in Brett. Presenting the calendar like a fragile piece of china, Cha-Cha tangoed to her. “Wipe your hands. We don’t want to get anything on the pictures. Especially the good parts,” she chuckled.

  “You didn’t have to unwrap it,” Lilly said, reluctantly wiping her hands on a bright red dish towel. “You could’ve left Mr. January in the drawer.”

  Cha-Cha sidled next to her. “Okay.” She beamed, excitedly flipping the pages. Bare chests, rippling muscles, and gorgeous smiles flashed by at Mach one.

  Lilly grinned. “On second thought, slow down.”

  “Here he is...” Cha-Cha read the caption. “St. Helena’s Brett Benning, hotter than the fourth of July.” She pointed to his photo. “Now, tell me that’s not a fun-raiser!”

  Lilly gulped, praying there wasn’t anything fun raised below his belt. Why couldn’t her grandmother act like a normal granny, for crying out loud?

  Her nonna nudged her and jiggled the calendar. Lilly rolled her eyes and then cautiously glanced down.

  Oh, God. There was that smile...and, sweet baby Jesus. She scanned his beautiful, strong shoulders and down past the adorable chocolate Labrador puppy in Brett’s droolworthy arms, down to his six pack abs, and down. Down to the muscles that formed a v below, lea
ding down, down...

  “Close it. I don’t want to see any more.” Thank God Brett kept his pants on. She’d need to take another peek later though, just to be sure.

  “It’s nothing to be ashamed of, darling. There is absolutely nothing wrong with admiring the physicality of a gorgeous man.”

  Lilly stopped herself from confessing she hadn’t been able to take her eyes off him at the crafts and bake sale.

  “He’s still single, too,” her nonna teased, playfully pinching her cheek.

  Mimi pulled her phone out of her apron pocket, grimaced at the number, and stepped away.

  “Come help me check on the next batch.” Cha-Cha grabbed her arm, leading Lilly to the oven. “I think this is our best so far.”

  “Yes, Bob. No. Please don’t worry,” Mimi’s somber tone echoed through the kitchen. Lilly caught Cha-Cha’s raised-eyebrow look, and they both turned back to Mimi.

  “You have enough on your hands. No. We’ll manage. Please let me know if there’s anything I can do.” After a serious goodbye, Mimi’s stubby fingers flew over the keypad. Apparently satisfied with her text, she pressed a button and dropped the phone back into her apron pocket. “We have a situation. We can’t use the Ladies’ Meeting Hall this weekend.”

  “Was that Bob Barnes, darling?” Cha-Cha brushed several grey curls off her forehead with the back of her hand. “I’m surprised he’d do that to us. It’s so last-minute.”

  “Trust me, he didn’t want to.” Mimi tottered back to the center island, picked up a knife and resumed her place in front of the cutting board piled with green and red bits. “He needs it for a shotgun wedding. His granddaughter just laid the news on the family, and the wedding is Sunday.” She anxiously chopped the bits, and Christmas-colored chunks flew off the board sticking to the counter top.

  “So...the Sweet Paws fund-raiser is off?”

  Mimi gave Lilly a blank stare. “I’m holding out for a plan B, or C, or...” Mimi’s big brown eyes warmed. “Those poor little animals need us. This is the biggest fundraiser of the year. The proceeds from this event allow our pet rescue to remain a no-kill shelter.”

  Either adrenaline or caffeine kicked in with a rush of determination. “I’ll find another venue,” Lilly volunteered. There would be no kittens, dogs, cats, or puppies, killed on her watch. “I’ll just throw on some clothes.” Lilly slid off the stool and started for the door. “And as soon as we know where it will be, I’ll need to distribute flyers around town.”

  “Not so fast.” Mimi put her knife down and pulled her phone from her apron pocket.

  “I texted Brett to get his input.”

  Lilly froze. “Now, why on earth would you do that?”

  “He’s your co-chair, dear, and I would think you’d be grateful for the help, especially now.” Mimi scrolled the device. “He’s picking you up at ten tomorrow morning to scout locations.” She winked. “Be ready.”

  Chapter Three

  Brett Benning took the steps leading to Mimi and Cha-Cha’s front door two at a time. He’d been here before. A couple of years ago, one of their garden parties got out of hand and a spark from the barbeque hit a patch of grass, but the fire was out by the time Engine One arrived.

  He rapped on the door and stepped back, waiting for Liliana. The shotgun wedding might not have been the best of plans for Bob Barnes, but Brett wasn’t the least bit upset about having an excuse to have Liliana to himself.

  Footsteps padded to the door, and he cleared his throat.

  “Let me answer it.” An elderly woman demanded on the other side.

  “Don’t be silly, it’s technically my house because I bought it. I’ll let him in.” He recognized Mimi’s voice. After another second of bustling, Cha-Cha, wearing a bright pink robe-dress and chunky white orthopedic shoes appeared at the door.

  “Why, Mr. July! I’d recognize you anywhere.” Her blue eyes twinkled.

  “Don’t let my sister get to you, Brett.” Smiling, Mimi edged in front of her sibling. “Please, come in.”

  “Thank you.” He stepped into the foyer. The house was bigger than he remembered. A glittering Christmas tree smothered in ornaments sat next to the staircase, its top reaching the second-floor landing.

  It didn’t smell like pine, though. Which was odd. Instead, the house smelled strange. It wasn’t a musty kind of odor. Brett turned his head to the side and secretly sniffed. Was it booze?

  “Come, make yourself at home.” Cha-Cha looped her arm through his, leading him down the hall.

  “We were just taking another batch of fruitcakes out of the oven.” Mimi sidled next to him so he was cozily flanked by both women.

  The faint rum-and-mysterious, pungent smell he detected when he entered the house was impossible to ignore in the kitchen. Cha-Cha offered him a seat at the island in the middle of the room.

  “Lilly will be down in a moment,” Mimi explained. “But you have time for a nice slice of cake.” She deposited a plate laden with a green and red speckled, shiny mound in front of him.

  The overpowering odor wafted up from the dish, making his eyes water. “No, I couldn’t.” He gently pushed the plate away. Mimi pushed it back.

  “You can’t expect him to eat with his hands, Sister,” Cha-Cha chuckled, passing a fork to him. “Go ahead, darling, while it’s still warm,” she coaxed. “Dig in.”

  He could swear the mound moved, but couldn’t trust his vision through the tears. What is that smell? “I had a very big breakfast at the station.” Brett eyed the doorway, praying Lilly was ready to leave and would walk through the door and save him.

  Mimi brought her hands to her hips. Her expression conveyed in no uncertain terms that she was having none of it. With perfect posture, Cha-Cha took a stance next to her, her blue eyes flicking from the blob on the plate to his mouth. Brett glimpsed at the doorway again. No dice.

  “Had I known I-I- would be in for such a treat,” he explained, knowing his excuse would have zero effect, “I would’ve saved room.” He waited a beat, hoping for a miracle, but it was no use. The sisters weren’t taking no for an answer, so he sliced into the cake with his fork and took the tiniest possible bite.

  The texture was thick, gelatinous, and chewy at the same time. Little knobs of hard bits rolled over his tongue, and he tried not to wince. It was even worse than he remembered, which he would have thought impossible. The flavor was as revolting as the smell. “Hmmm.” He muttered while swallowing hard to force the cake down, but the slippery hunk caught in the back of his throat. He’d never given himself a Heimlich before, but right now he was glad he at least knew how.

  “Well?” Cha-Cha’s long sleeves fluttered as she crossed her arms, never taking her eyes off him. “We used a new ingredient in this batch. You’re our test monkey.”

  “Hmmm.” The last gulp did the trick, and the gooey globule slid down. That’s when the explosion in his mouth happened. It felt like someone lit a match, and heat tore through his sinuses. His body couldn’t hold back anymore and tried to repel the substance with a cough, which led to another. And another.

  “That’s the rum.” Cha-Cha nodded to her sister.

  “We should’ve warned you, dear. It has a little kick,” Mimi explained. “Oh, no. Are you crying?”

  “Child-gag-hood mem-choke-or-cough-ies.”

  “Are you all right?” Thanks to his coughing fit, he hadn’t noticed when Liliana walked in. She opened a drawer and pulled out a stack of paper napkins. “Here.” She passed a few to him.

  “Thanks.” He gratefully used it to wipe his mouth. When he dried his tears, Liliana’s beautiful face came in view. Light streamed through the windows, casting a shine on her hair. Her leggings hugged every one of her curves, and the fluffy sweater made her look extra-adorable, and so sexy at the same time. Should he get up and hug her? After all, they were working together now. She probably smelled good, too. If his nose ever recovered from its beating, he hoped to find out...

  Brett caught a glimpse of Cha-Cha c
hecking out his reaction to her granddaughter and decided to stay put.

  Lilly gave him a devious smile. Like everything else about her, it was pretty.

  “Isn’t the fruitcake yummy?”

  “A real treat.” He lied, jumping at the chance to leave. “Thank you so much, ladies,” he said, getting up. Mimi and Cha-Cha beamed. Didn’t they taste their own food? “Lilly and I should get going, since we have a list of venues to inspect. I think we have a few good options.”

  After saying their goodbyes, Lilly led him down the hall and back out the front door.

  Chapter Four

  “Baby, it’s Cold Outside” blasted from his speakers. Brett quickly turned the volume down, glancing at Lilly in the passenger seat. “Sorry.”

  “I didn’t take you for the Christmas music type.” She shifted in her seat, and he thought he smelled vanilla and summer rain.

  “What kind of type do you take me for?” he asked trying not to stare. It wasn’t easy. Natural beauty like hers was mesmerizing.

  “No comment.”

  Brett detected a little grin. “So, is it Lilly, or Liliana?”

  She swiveled to face him, and he smelled vanilla and rain again. It must be coming from her hair... He studied her chocolate brown eyes, and then her flawless skin, and pretty mouth.

  “It’s Lilly. You can call me Lilly.” She settled back into her seat.

  “Well, don’t believe everything you hear about me, Lilly.” He turned the wheel, stole another look at her, and headed for downtown St. Helena.

  “That’s going to be hard to do, Brett Benning, but I’ll try.” She dug into her purse and pulled out her phone.

  “I hope you’re joking.”

  She looked up from her phone and he caught a trace of a smile.

  Brett wasn’t immune to the gossip about him. He thought long and hard about moving back to St. Helena after he injured his shoulder. Tiny towns come fully equipped with busybodies and, to make matters worse, most of his neighbors had known him since he was in diapers. Not good.