Mairelon the Magician

by Patricia Wrede

  “I’m afraid you must,” Mairelon said. “In case you had forgotten, there is a man around with a pistol. Once he’s had time to reload, he’ll probably recover his courage, and when he does I would like to have Hunch—and the shotgun—near at hand.”

  “Then you better go to the wagon yourself,” Kim advised. “It ain’t goin’ to take an hour for the cove to reload, and it’d take that long just for me to walk back.”

  “True,” Mairelon conceded. He frowned down at the bag. “I don’t like leaving bodies lying around, but I can’t very well march up to the door of Bramingham Place and explain matters, can I?”

  Kim stared at him, amazed that he would even consider such a foolish action. “With the Runners after you? Not hardly!”

  “Yes, there’s that, too,” Mairelon said absently. He was still frowning. “Well, let’s finish here first, and then decide.” He handed the canvas sack back to Kim. “Hold this.”

  Feeling a bit bewildered, Kim took the sack and watched as Mairelon returned to Fenton’s corpse. Her bewilderment deepened when Mairelon began going through Fenton’s pockets with the brisk professionalism of a London cut-purse. He ignored Fenton’s handkerchief, shook his head over a gold snuffbox and an expensive-looking pair of gloves hidden inside Fenton’s waistcoat, and frowned at a note he found in Fenton’s jacket. Then, to Kim’s complete confusion, he began patting Fenton’s sides and pulling at the hems of his clothes.

  “What are you doin’ that for?” Kim demanded at last.

  “I’m checking for—ah!” Mairelon stopped and took a penknife from his pocket. Carefully, he made a slit along the left seam of Fenton’s waistcoat, a moment later, he pulled a folded paper from inside the lining.

  “Well, well,” Mairelon said, shaking the paper open. “What have we here?”

  “How should I know?” Kim said. “How did you know to look for it there, anyways?”

  “It’s a trick the Frenchies used now and then when they had something important to send,” Mairelon said. “If it comes to that, it’s a trick I’ve used myself a time or two … well, well.”

  “Well what?” Kim said crossly. “What’s it say?”

  “Unless someone else finds out about this and gets there before we do, which seems unlikely, I believe we have discovered the location of the Saltash Platter at last,” Mairelon said with great satisfaction. He refolded the paper and tucked it into an inner pocket, then rose, dusting his hands.

  “You mean he really was makin’ those fakes?” Kim asked, feeling a little chagrined.

  “Probably, but it doesn’t matter much any more. The important thing is that Fenton knew where the real platter is, and now we do, too.”

  “Then we can leave?”

  “Not just yet, my dear,” said a new voice. “Particularly not if your friend’s most recent statement is true. I have a great deal of interest in the Saltash Platter, you see.”

  Kim whirled and felt the blood drain from her face. “Dan Laverham!” she said.

  Dan was standing next to one of the tall, grey-barked trees that lined the avenue. He held a pearl-handled pistol in each hand, and beside him stood Jack Stower, similarly armed. Jack’s eyes were fixed warily on Mairelon, and as Laverham stepped into the avenue he said, “Be careful, Mr. Laverham! That there’s the frog-maker I told you about.”

  “Really.” Dan smiled. “Richard Merrill, I assume?”

  “The same,” Mairelon said, inclining his head. “May I inquire how you guessed?”

  “Oh, come, now. There aren’t many first-class wizards who’d be out chasing after the Saltash Set. You’re far too well behaved to be one of the Sons of the whatever, and I am … familiar with Lord St. Clair’s appearance. Who else could you be?”

  “You are uncommonly well informed,” Mairelon observed.

  “It is necessary, in my business,” Dan replied. “Don’t try any spells, by the by. After Jack told me his little tale, I prepared a few odds and ends especially to take care of that sort of impromptu effort. You wouldn’t have a chance.” He gave Mairelon a long, appraising look that made Kim feel cold inside, then said in quite another tone, “Move over by Kim.”

  Without comment, Mairelon did so. Dan Laverham took two steps forward and glanced down at the body. “James Fenton. Dear me, how dreadful. And just when I thought he was finally going to be of some use to me, after all. Well, it can’t be helped. By the way, why did you kill him?”

  “I didn’t,” Mairelon said.

  “How interesting,” Dan said. “Jack, go get that bag from Kim, there’s a good fellow, and see what’s in it. Then I think we had all better be going. You can’t depend on amateurs to do the sensible thing; whoever shot Fenton might decide to come back and take a shot or two at us, and that would never do. Assuming, of course, that Mr. Merrill is telling us the truth.”

  Jack stuck one of his pistols into his belt and swaggered over to Kim. Silently she handed him the sack. If she hadn’t been so scared, she would have enjoyed the way his expression changed when he opened the bag and saw what was inside.

  “It’s two of them wicher cheats, Mr. Laverham!” Stower said. “That there frog-maker’s gone and doubled the thing!”

  “Bring it here,” Dan commanded.

  Stower did so, eyeing Mairelon nervously the whole time as if he thought the magician might make twins of himself if he were not watched carefully. Dan felt around inside for a moment, just as Mairelon had, then shook his head. “They’re forgeries. Fenton was probably hoping to pass one of them off as the real thing. Leave them.”

  Stower gaped at Dan in disbelief. “Leave them? But they’re silver.”

  “I said, leave them,” Dan said sharply. “I don’t need any more complications. This—” he gave Fenton’s body a casual kick, “—is more than enough.”

  The canvas sack hit the ground with a thud and a clatter. “Very good,” said Dan. “Now, drag our late friend back into the woods a little, where he won’t be so likely to be noticed. I don’t want him found until we’re well on our way back to London.

  “I see you were acquainted with the late Mr. Fenton,” Mairelon said as Jack Stower, glowering, complied with Dan’s commands.

  “James was one of my least reliable men,” Dan said. “I was positively looking forward to disposing of him myself. If I’d realized he was getting ideas above his station, I’d have done so long before this.” He gave the canvas sack a disapproving look.

  “Then Fenton was the one who made all the fakes!” Kim said before she could stop herself.

  “All the fakes? You mean there are others besides these?” Dan gave the sack a look that should have made it crumble to dust on the spot. “My, but he was ambitious. Or perhaps greedy is the proper word; under the circumstances, it’s difficult to be sure. It was James, all right. His eldest brother is a silversmith.”

  “The black sheep of ’is family; they’re mostly respectable tradesmen,’” Mairelon murmured. “I should have asked Hunch for details.”

  “Speaking of platters, I think it’s time you told me where the real one is,” Dan said pleasantly. “It’s what I came for, after all.”

  “I’m afraid your Mr. Fenton didn’t say,” Mairelon said with equal affability.

  “I don’t care whether he told you where he put it or simply gestured so eloquently that the knowledge sprang into your mind unbidden,” Dan said dryly. “I want to know the location of the Saltash Platter. I’m sure you don’t need a list of the various painful things I could do to your young companion to make you talk.”

  “Quite so,” Mairelon said in the gentle tone he used only when he was particularly angry. Kim glanced apprehensively at Dan, but he seemed oblivious to Mairelon’s reaction, and Kim realized with a sense of shock that Dan did not know Mairelon at all. She was so used to taking for granted that Dan Laverham knew everyone and everything better than she did that she barely heard Mairelon continue, “It’s somewhere in the druid lodge. I’m afraid he wasn’t any more specific tha
n that, but a little searching should turn it up without too much difficulty. The place isn’t that large.”

  “Very good,” said Dan. “Jack! Leave that and come along.” He gestured with one of his pistols. “That way, Mr. Merrill, and not too fast. Follow him a little to the side, Kim.”

  “What d’you want them for?” Jack demanded, emerging from the woods with a sour expression. “Pop them and leave them with the other cove.”

  “You have no imagination,” Dan responded. “Get that sack out of sight and meet us at the carriage. And don’t linger; I won’t wait for you.”

  As they started up the avenue in the direction Dan had indicated, Kim glanced back and saw Jack glare after Dan. He bent and grabbed the open end of the sack, and, with a strong heave, sent it flying into the trees before he ran to catch up with Laverham.

  TWENTY

  Dan Laverham directed them down the tree-lined avenue and along a bridle path to a wooden gate in the hedge. Kim, remembering how difficult getting through the hedge had been, gave Mairelon a reproachful look as Stower opened the gate and waved them through. Mairelon did not seem to notice; he was studying Stower in a way that made Kim very nervous. After all, Dan was still behind them with a pair of guns.

  To Kim’s relief, Mairelon did nothing to annoy Dan, and they reached the lane with no more than a few dark looks from Jack Stower. A closed carriage waited near the roadside, the driver’s perch occupied by a figure muffled in a shabby, ill-fitting coat that, to Kim’s experienced eye, had the indefinable aura of the London back streets. The horses were placidly chewing wisps of grass, and Mairelon gave them the same long, considering look he had just given Jack.

  “Ben!” Dan called as he came through the gate. “We have another stop or two to make. Mr. Merrill will give you the direction.”

  Mairelon glanced back over his shoulder at Dan. Dan smiled very slightly and lifted one of his pistols a fraction of an inch. “And they will be clear and without any deliberately misleading bits. Won’t they, Mr. Merrill?”

  “Of course.” Mairelon inclined his head, then turned and went forward to speak with the coachman. Dan kept his eyes—and his pistol—fixed on them as he waved Jack forward with his other hand.

  “I think you had better ride with Ben,” Dan told him. “Put the guns under your coat; we don’t want to attract attention.”

  “You ain’t riding in there with two of ’em!” Jack protested. “What if they jump you?”

  “A point,” said Dan, showing no signs of concern. “Have the goodness to hold your gun on Mr. Merrill while I see to it that they won’t.”

  Jack nodded with unnecessary force. He stepped forward and pointed both of his pistols at Mairelon’s stomach. Dan looked at him, nodded, and turned to Kim. “I trust you will not attempt to do anything foolish in the next few minutes,” he said. “It would have most unpleasant consequences.”

  Kim didn’t trust her voice, so she nodded. Dan smiled coldly and set his right-hand pistol on the step of the carriage. “This will only take a moment,” he said, putting his hand in his pocket. He withdrew it almost immediately, and when he uncurled his fingers, Kim saw two balls resting in his palm. One was a silver sphere, covered with tiny vines and fruit, that would have fit comfortably in the circle of Kim’s thumb and forefinger. The other was a small, faceted crystal the size of her thumbnail.

  Behind her, Kim heard a sharp intake of breath from Mairelon. Dan looked past her and said, “I see you recognize these, Mr. Merrill. I hope that means you will be sensible enough not to interfere. The pieces of the Saltash Set are temperamental to work with when they aren’t together.”

  Without waiting for a response, Dan stretched his hand toward Kim and began murmuring sharp, crystalline words. They hung in the air, twisting over and under and around each other like the streets of London, making an intangible net between Kim and Dan. Kim shuddered and took an involuntary step backward. Dan Laverham raised his left hand and made a complicated gesture, his voice rising as he did so. The invisible web of words swirled and swept forward, settling around Kim. She froze, waiting for it to do whatever it was meant to.

  Dan gestured again, commandingly, and shouted a final phrase. The two spheres began to glow with a clear, silver light. Kim felt the razor-edged words close in, but the air between her and the spell was full of a strong, sweet, smoky scent, and the net of magic could not touch her. She swayed, light-headed with relief, and the spell swayed with her, maintaining its fractional distance.

  “There,” Dan said. He sounded breathless, as if he had been running, but he spoke in a tone of great satisfaction. He returned the two still-glowing balls to his pocket and bent to pick up his pistol.

  “An interesting demonstration,” Mairelon said in a cool voice from behind Kim’s shoulder. “But what is it supposed to accomplish?”

  “Dear me, I thought you would be able to puzzle that out for yourself,” Dan replied, straightening. “Even under these admittedly adverse conditions.”

  “You have a high opinion of me,” Mairelon answered. “I recognized parts of it, but I’ve never seen anything quite like the whole. You adapted the Saltash truth spells to do something else, didn’t you?”

  “Shut your gob,” Jack Stower growled, gesturing with his pistols.

  “Now, now, don’t get carried away, my dear,” Dan said to Jack. “After all, he’s quite right.” Dan turned to Mairelon. “It’s a control spell, or rather, a minor reworking of the control portions of the Saltash spells. It therefore has the same limits as its original, an annoyance I hope to correct once I have the whole set to study.”

  “The same limits as the Saltash spells?” Mairelon looked from Kim to Dan and shook his head. “That can’t be very convenient. Only one person at a time, only one use per person, time limit—what is the time limit on your control spell, by the way? I know how long it is for the Saltash spells.”

  “Two hours,” Dan answered. “Long enough for me to retrieve the Saltash Platter and Bowl and be well on my way back to London. Providing, of course, that we don’t waste any more time. Into the carriage.”

  Kim blinked, realizing that this last command was directed at her. She felt no particular compulsion to follow Dan’s orders, though she could still sense his spell hovering around her. She stared at Dan for a moment, her mind whirling, and suddenly the pieces came together. Dan had adapted the Saltash spells into a control spell, but his spell still had the same flaws as the Saltash spells. It only worked once on any particular person. And over a week before, on their first night out of London, Mairelon had cast the Saltash truth spell on Kim to find out what her lay was. That was why Dan’s control couldn’t touch her!

  There were, however, two pistols still pointed at Mairelon, and he and Kim were outnumbered three to two, counting the phlegmatic coachman. It would clearly be much better to follow Dan’s directions for a while. As long as he thought his spell was working, he wouldn’t pay too much attention to Kim, and she might get a chance to pike off and get Hunch. Kim took a deep breath and climbed into the carriage.

  “You next, Mr. Merrill,” Dan said. “Sit there, next to Kim. Good.” Dan climbed in after Mairelon and settled onto the seat opposite him. He pointed his pistols at Mairelon, then called out the window, “Up on the box with Ben, Jack. Keep your pistols handy, but try not to let anyone see them. We don’t want to attract attention, remember.”

  Jack said something Kim could not hear, and Dan frowned. “Nonsense. Don’t dally, my dear; I haven’t time to waste.”

  There was a muffled curse, followed by an assortment of thumps as Jack climbed up to sit with the coachman. A moment later, the coach jerked and started off. “Not much of a driver, your man Ben,” Mairelon commented. “Did you bring him out of sentiment, or economy?”

  “Neither,” Dan said with unimpaired good humor. “He has talents other than driving that I thought I might find useful.”

  There was an undercurrent in Dan’s voice that made Kim shiver. She was all
too conscious of the various unpleasant ways a man could find to survive in London’s rookeries; Jack Stower was the Archbishop of Canterbury compared to some. She knew nothing of the driver, but she knew enough of Dan to be sure that she didn’t want to learn. Anyone he spoke of in those tones was sure to be an ugly customer.

  Dan either did not see Kim’s quiver or attributed it to the motion of the carriage. Mairelon shot her a flickering glance, then returned his attention to Dan as if he had noticed nothing. A moment later, however, the carriage lurched as he was shifting his position, and he fell sideways against Kim’s shoulder.

  “Don’t fret,” he breathed into her ear, his lips barely moving. “Sorry, Kim,” he added in a louder tone as he straightened and resumed his seat.

  Kim forgot her worries long enough to glare at him. “Don’t fret” was probably his idea of a reassuring message, but he couldn’t have picked a more ridiculous thing to say if he’d thought about it since the day they met. Don’t fret, with Dan Laverham pointing a pistol at them, Jack Stower on the box with a gun of his own, a dead man in the woods behind them, and not the faintest hope of a way out of the mess that she could see? Don’t fret, when Dan was about to get his hands on the blasted platter that all the rogues and half the gentry for miles around were chasing after? Did he take her for a Bedlamite, or hadn’t it occurred to him that any reasonable person would fret himself to flinders in a situation like this?

  “I think you should stay firmly seated from now on,” Dan said to Mairelon. “It would be unfortunate, don’t you think, if you were to careen into me that way and my pistol were to go off.”

  “Unfortunate is certainly one word for it,” Mairelon agreed. “You know, as long as we have time for a chat, I was wondering whether you’d tell me a little more about that control spell of yours. It’s terribly interesting. Don’t you think it’s terribly interesting, Kim?”

  “A more tactless comment I have seldom heard,” Dan said.