Sixteen Alligators and a Trebuchet

by Trevor Mcinsley

  Do you still have kids coming on the show? Kids which are curiously oblivious to the fact that their neighbourhood in lower Manhattan seems to have been invaded by gigantic sock monsters? Personally I have always felt you should do an episode where the NYPD mistake Bert and Ernie for members of Al-Qaeda and shoot to kill.

  Anyway I would happily dress as a child and come on the show to read the book out if you think this would help.

  Thanks.

  Trevor Mcinsley.

  Table of Contents

  Sixteen Alligators and a Trebuchet

  Trevor Mcinsley: Fastest Gun in the West

  Spamming Scamming Stammering Scammers

  Trevor Mcinsley: Still the Fastest Gun in the West

  Cumberland, Lancashire, Braunschweiger...

  Rage, Rage Against the Dying of the Light...

  299 Characters Remaining

  Trevor Mcinsley Blows a Funny Fuse

  Möbius Contents

  Copyright