Mariam Sharma Hits the Road

by Sheba Karim

  Dedication

  To my fellow members of the Sunday Night Drive Club,

  Rahim Rahemtulla and Taniya Kapoor. This one’s for you.

  Contents

  Cover

  Title Page

  Dedication

  One

  Two

  Three

  Four

  Five

  Six

  Seven

  Eight

  Nine

  Ten

  Eleven

  Twelve

  Thirteen

  Fourteen

  Fifteen

  Sixteen

  Seventeen

  Eighteen

  Nineteen

  Twenty

  Twenty-One

  Twenty-Two

  Twenty-Three

  Twenty-Four

  Twenty-Five

  Twenty-Six

  Twenty-Seven

  Twenty-Eight

  Twenty-Nine

  Thirty

  Thirty-One

  Thirty-Two

  Thirty-Three

  Acknowledgments

  About the Author

  Praise

  Books by Sheba Karim

  Back Ad

  Copyright

  About the Publisher

  One

  “YOUR BROTHER HAS just the right amount of chest hair,” Umar observed. “Nice spread on top, thick line down the middle.”

  My brother, Shoaib, was half-naked and lunging across the living room, heavy weights in each hand. A mere year ago, Shoaib had been an annoying, scrawny, pimply fifteen-year-old. Now he was sixteen and even more annoying, but also chiseled, broad-shouldered, smooth-complexioned, and, apparently, perfectly hirsute.

  “When he’s watching TV and thinks no one’s looking he digs at his nose with his middle finger and flicks it behind the couch,” I said.

  “Mmmm,” Umar said.

  “Did you even hear me?”

  “What?”

  My phone began to vibrate.

  “It’s Ghaz,” I said, answering it on speaker. “Ghaz! Are you back home from NYU yet? And did Umar tell you he got off the waitlist at Cornell? Hurry up and join us so I don’t have to drink to him alone.”

  “Listen,” Ghaz said. “Something major happened.”

  “What?” Umar asked, his gaze still fixed on Shoaib. “CVS sold out of Jolen? Your favorite fro-yo place ran out of cake batter?”

  “No, no. You guys, this is serious.”

  This got Umar’s attention. For Ghaz not to joke back, something really had to be wrong.

  “What happened?” he said.

  She took an audible breath. “So remember when Brooklyn Attire came to campus and I tried out to be in one of their ads?”

  “Yeah, and you got picked,” Umar recalled. “They wanted you to wear a thong but in a rare moment of caution you insisted on boy shorts. Did you end up in their catalog?”

  “No,” she said.

  Ah. That explained her distress.

  “I’m sorry,” I consoled her. “They obviously have no taste.”

  “But maybe it’s better,” Umar offered. “Someone in the community might have seen the catalog—I mean, what would you have done if your parents found out?”

  “I didn’t say they didn’t use me,” she said, bristling.

  “Then what?” I asked.

  “I’m not in the catalog. I’m on a billboard. In Times Square.”

  “Are you serious?” I said.

  “Why would I joke about something like this?”

  “Are they allowed to put your photo on a billboard like that?” Umar asked.

  “The contract basically says they have the right to use my image however and wherever they want,” she said.

  “Really? And you were okay with signing a contract like that?” I said.

  “I didn’t read it very carefully before I signed,” she admitted.

  This was typical Ghaz, plunging in headfirst without first checking the depth of the water.

  “Is it big?” Umar asked.

  “It’s a billboard!” Ghaz cried.

  “Can’t you ask them to take it down?” he said.

  “I tried. No dice. They even told me I should be proud, because plenty of women would kill to be on a billboard in Times Square. My parents are going to flip when they find out. They’re on their way to pick me up as we speak.”

  Ghaz’s parents were conservative, and she and her mother already had a fraught and contentious relationship. There was no doubt they would react badly. Very badly.

  “Maybe they won’t find out,” Umar suggested. “I mean, how many people go to Times Square? Besides tourists.”

  “Whatever happens, Ghaz, we’re here for you,” I assured her. “We love you and it’s all going to be okay.”

  “Hold on. I think I’m going to throw up.” A few retching sounds later: “Nope, not happening. Argh, my mom’s calling me. I gotta go.”

  Umar and I frowned at each other across the table. Though Umar’s response to almost everything was to turn it into a joke, even he was at a loss.

  The prayer app on his phone went off, a sonorous male voice singing out the call to prayer.

  Allahu akbar Allahu akbar . . .

  “I gotta pray namaz,” Umar said. “Can I use your room?”

  “How can you pray at a time like this?” I asked.

  “Ummm . . . times like this are when you need to pray the most,” he replied. “BRB.”

  After he left, I scanned the wine rack, selecting what was hopefully one of my mother’s less expensive bottles of red. As I poured myself a glass, Shoaib walked into the dining room.

  “Whassup?” he said, removing one earbud from his ear.

  “What?” I replied. “Am I not worthy of both your ears?”

  He made a face but took out the other one. “Why are you drinking wine at, like, three in the afternoon?”

  “None of your business, Sho,” I said. Shoaib went by Sho because non-desi people couldn’t say his name, which was pronounced kind of like “Shoe-abe,” correctly.

  “Umar is ITCWHDO, isn’t he?” he asked, sitting where Umar had been but taking up twice as much space.

  “English, please,” I said. Among Shoaib’s annoying habits was his fondness for inventing acronyms.

  “In the Closet with His Dick Out.”

  I hadn’t told Shoaib Umar was gay; I worried his response would require me to actually start hating him. Plus, Umar wasn’t out, so it wasn’t my place to tell.

  “He’s not,” I said.

  “Then why was he staring at me like he was about to jizz his shorts?”

  I had no good answer to this besides the truth. “He rarely wears shorts,” I dodged.

  “I have good gaydar. I knew this guy in school was gay before he even came out, and he’s a jock, not your typical gay dude.”

  “There’s no such thing as a typical gay dude.”

  He snorted, wiping down his sweaty pits with a dinner napkin embroidered by our deceased grandmother and tossing it back onto the table.

  “Most of the gay guys in my school are all the same, theater geeks who travel in a pack and hit on the straight guys and tease us if we act uncomfortable, like we exist for their entertainment. But if we say anything back, then it’s like, we’re homophobic.”

  “I can’t talk about this with you,” I admonished, “because each word coming out of your mouth makes me want to stuff your face in the mountain of boogers you leave behind the couch. Which, by the way, you really need to vacuum.”

  “Anyway, isn’t he religious?” Shoaib continued. “I mean, his phone is singing Allahu akbar. Can you be Muslim and gay, isn’t that, like . . . what’s the
word . . .”

  “Dissonant?” I offered.

  It was true that Umar’s life embodied dissonance. He tried to pray at least once a day, if not more, he didn’t drink alcohol or eat pork, he believed in Allah and the Prophet and that the Quran was the holy book, and he had always been attracted to guys. His humor sensibility ranged from corny and juvenile to shameless and lewd. He’d blow 150 bucks on a cashmere scarf and then drive ten minutes out of his way to save three cents a gallon on gas.

  “Hey,” Umar said, appearing in the doorway. I tensed, wondering how much of our conversation he’d heard.

  “Whassup, Omes,” Shoaib replied, raising his hand for a fist bump, to which Umar complied.

  “Would you mind leaving us alone?” I asked Shoaib. “We have something important to discuss.”

  “What? Is HBBC up to no good?”

  “The bank?” Umar asked.

  “Ignore him,” I insisted. HBBC was Shoaib’s obnoxious acronym for Ghaz. Hot but Batshit Crazy. She was the former, but certainly not the latter, at least not in the way he meant it. “Can you get lost, please?”

  He shrugged. “I have to take a shower anyway. Hot date. Some of us have a life.”

  We waited until he’d gone upstairs before speaking.

  “Well, I just said du’a for Ghaz, that everything will turn out okay,” Umar said.

  In many ways, Ghaz was the strongest of the three of us, and the most stubborn. But some of her strength was rooted in denial, which also made her more vulnerable. We all had our unique versions of dissonance.

  “How much trouble do you think Ghaz will be in over this billboard?” I asked.

  “I don’t know,” he replied. “How soon can we get to Times Square?”

  Two

  WE TOOK NEW JERSEY TRANSIT to Penn Station and the 1 train up to Times Square, resurfacing at Forty-Second Street and Seventh Avenue. Instead of asking Ghazala where the billboard was, Umar suggested we try to find it ourselves; if we couldn’t find it, then maybe no one else would. We began by walking up Seventh Avenue to Fiftieth Street, and, seeing no sign of Ghaz, headed back down Broadway.

  As we walked along Broadway, I became increasingly hopeful. We’d seen ads for LG watches, Broadway musicals, the Mormon church, and Coach sunglasses, video billboards for Dunkin’ Donuts and a Samsung phone, but no Ghazala in sight. Maybe she was inconspicuous, tucked away on a side street, visible only if you stood directly across from her. Maybe they’d heeded her complaint and decided to take the billboard down.

  We reached Forty-Sixth Street, at the small pedestrian square dividing Seventh Avenue from Broadway. At one end of the square was the TKTS booth, over which they’d built a series of red steps for people to lounge upon.

  “If we go all the way to the top of those steps, we’ll get a good view,” Umar said.

  As we crossed the square, Umar stopped so suddenly that a huffing man in a purple pinstriped suit rammed into him. His scuffed gray briefcase fell open, a stack of handwritten papers torn from a composition notebook spilling out.

  “Goddamn tourists!” the man snapped. I bent down and helped him collect his papers. When I glanced up, I saw Umar hadn’t moved. He was craning his neck, mouth ajar, the ends of his scarf wound, boxer-like, around his hands.

  He’d found her.

  Ghaz was perched above a souvenir shop, ten feet long and on her knees, Photoshopped to be even skinnier than she already was. She was wearing hot-pink boy-short underwear and a low-cut black tank top, one strap slipping off her shoulder. The thin fabric of her tank top revealed a silhouette of nipple. Her right hand cupped the back of her neck, her left hand cinched her waist, and her thumb was tucked into her underwear’s waistband like she might be enticed to pull it down. Mussed tendrils framed her long, lovely face; one of them rested artfully across her collarbone. She’d been ethnically accessorized, a floral, diagonal henna pattern decorating the backs of her hands, gold bangles circling one wrist, a small bindi on her forehead. Her chin was angled down slightly, her lips seductively parted. Her deep brown eyes gazed straight ahead, sultry and inviting while maintaining a youthful innocence. She encapsulated the quintessential Brooklyn Attire girl; the young, beautiful virgin yearning to be ravished, this one with a touch of the exotic.

  She looked amazing, and very sexualized.

  It was quite the end to her freshman year.

  A Japanese tourist, noticing our rapt expressions, paused to snap a photo of the billboard.

  “Her parents are going to flip the F out,” Umar breathed. “Oh, man. When she said she was going to audition, I should have told her not to do it.”

  “You know Ghaz. Once she’s made up her mind, that’s it,” I reminded him. “What we have to do now is help her deal with the fallout.”

  Umar freed his hands from his black-and-white giraffe print scarf, the ends falling in an X over his chest. He was almost as vain about his scarves as he was about his hair, and wore them nearly every day, even in the thick heat of summer.

  “This makes me nervous,” he confessed.

  I hooked my finger around a belt loop in his jeans, pulling him close. “It’s Ghaz. We’re there for her. She’ll get through this. She always does.”

  I said this to reassure him, but I wasn’t quite sure I believed it myself.

  Three

  THERE WAS NO HIDING a billboard in Times Square. All it took was one member of the community to see it, and boom, Pakistani WikiLeaks. Umar relayed the community gossip to me. Such a respectable family, father attends every Friday prayer at the masjid, how ashamed they must be. Their eldest daughter always seemed rebellious; it was their fault for allowing her to go to school in New York. Parents should keep their daughters close because once a girl’s reputation is ruined it can never be restored. Look at her, naked like a prostitute and wearing a bindi on her forehead like a Hindu, who will marry her now? No matter how piously Ghaz’s brother and sister behaved, Umar said, her family would always be marked as the one whose eldest daughter posed on a billboard in her underwear. The community had a long memory, and it especially savored scandal.

  The last we’d heard from Ghaz was a text that she’d reached home. Since then, silence. No response to our calls, texts, emails. I contacted one of her cousins and two of her college friends. No one else had heard anything, either.

  “We have to go to her house,” I told Umar. “Tomorrow, after you get out of school.”

  “I can’t,” he said.

  “Why not?”

  “What if it gets back to my parents that I went to her house? How am I going to explain why I ended up at the front door of the community’s most besharam, badnaam girl? My parents don’t even know that we’re friends.”

  When I first befriended Ghaz and Umar, I was astonished at the number of secrets they kept from their parents, and they were equally astonished that I had such an open relationship with my mother. When I told her I’d tried pot senior year of high school, she said not to make a habit of it. When I’d started dating my high school boyfriend, she made me promise that I’d go on the pill before having sex—both conversations neither of them could even imagine having with their parents.

  “Come with me, please,” I pleaded.

  “All right,” he agreed. “But I’m staying in the car.”

  That evening, as my mother sipped her nightly half glass of red wine, I showed her an article that a friend from Swarthmore, where I was a rising sophomore, had forwarded me. It was from a hipster desi arts and culture online magazine called The SubContinental. The headline read “Brooklyn Attire Ad Features South Asian Female Model: Progress or Commodification?” The author wrote that though she was glad to see Brooklyn Attire use a diverse model, its ad campaign of sexualizing young women was a form of misogynistic objectification and the use of mehndi and the bindi amounted to Orientalism in the service of selling hot pants. A photo of the billboard was attached.

  “Oh,” my mother said. “The ad is quite provocative. Ghaz looks beauti
ful, but, yes, I can understand the argument that she’s being objectified. How are her parents handling it? How is she doing?”

  “I don’t know. She’s not picking up her phone. Umar and I are going to go to her house tomorrow. And she didn’t know it would be on a billboard,” I added. “But she signed the contract without reading it.”

  “Well, that was foolish. Tell her next time she receives a modeling contract, she should let me read it first,” my mother said. “I hope she’s okay. Girls have been sent back to Pakistan for less.”

  “She’s eighteen. They can’t force her to board a plane against her will.” I had a surreal image of Ghaz, mouth gagged, hands and feet bound, in the hull of a ship bound for Karachi. But her parents would never go to such extremes. Were there even ships that went from New York to Karachi?

  “You want a little wine?” my mother asked. “You look like you need it.”

  I nodded. I could have used a hug, too, but that wasn’t her style. The stereotype of the desi mother was someone who was both loving and overbearing, who enjoyed feeding people and was adept at using guilt as a means of control. Unlike Ghaz’s and Umar’s mothers, mine was raised here. She’d never made dal or even baked a cookie in her life and didn’t plan to. She could come off as cold and aloof, and had impressive control over her emotions. She’d gone prematurely gray, and instead of dyeing her hair black like most women would have done, she let it be. Her hair was now a striking silver, her eyes steel gray. When my friends first met her, they were often intimidated, and occasionally fascinated.

  My mother sipped her wine, eyeing me over the etched rim of her glass.

  “And you, Mariam?” she said. “Have you made your peace with how you treated Doug?”

  Doug was my amazing college boyfriend whom I’d ghosted on this spring. “I still feel terrible about it.”

  “Everyone makes mistakes. Only fools don’t learn from them. And you’re not a fool.”

  “Thanks, Mom.”

  She waved me away. “Now get lost. I need some alone time, and then I have work to do.”

  Four

  GHAZ LIVED IN A DEVELOPMENT of cookie-cutter redbrick colonials with small, grassy lawns. Unlike the other houses, every curtain in the front of Ghaz’s house was tightly drawn. It felt ominous.