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Another Night in Mullet Town

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by Steven Herrick


  Manx blushes and looks away.

  I wonder if Rachel notices.

  ‘Vodka Cruisers to celebrate the weekend.’

  She looks at me and winks.

  ‘Who’s going to jump in the lake first?’ she asks.

  ‘Not me, too cold,’ I say.

  She digs Manx in the ribs.

  ‘Looks like it’s me and you, Manx,’ she says.

  Manx mumbles under his breath.

  ‘Come on, Manx,’ Rachel says.

  ‘Don’t let me swim alone.’

  ‘What about Patrick,’ Manx mutters.

  Rachel lets go of our shoulders

  and stands with her hands on her hips.

  ‘Are you jealous?’ she says.

  Manx bites his lip.

  It’s not often he’s lost for words.

  Rachel smiles again.

  ‘I’ll jump if you do, Manx,’ she says.

  She turns and walks up the stairs.

  Manx reaches for the key to his locker.

  His hand is shaking.

  Sharing the stash

  At lunchtime, word is passed around

  of a session starting at the lake

  tonight at sunset

  and Manx is enlisted, as always,

  to buy the beer.

  Rumour has it

  that Patrick

  bought a stash of dope

  and is willing to share it with Manx

  in the interest of peace,

  although I’m not stupid enough

  to believe that includes me.

  I don’t want their dope anyway.

  All week Angelo’s been sucking up to Patrick

  and making snide comments at me,

  like the scratching of mice in the ceiling.

  Manx promises me an extra bottle of beer

  because,

  as he explains it,

  the more beer we drink

  the less for sharks like Patrick.

  Climate change 101

  In Science

  Mr Drake lectures us

  on climate change.

  ‘Burn today, roast tomorrow,’ he says.

  Manx wonders aloud

  how his dad

  will make a living selling

  batteries or solar

  instead of petrol.

  Mr Drake writes on the board

  fish

  coal

  oil

  and asks us to spend our weekend

  writing an assignment

  on ways to replace them.

  Everyone groans,

  except Manx

  who leans back in his chair,

  and says,

  ‘Tofu,

  gas,

  bicycles.’

  Assignment done.

  Weekend begun.

  Paddling to Chile

  When I get home from school,

  there’s a light on in the kitchen

  and news on the radio

  of interest rates rising.

  Dad swears as I walk in.

  ‘Sorry, Jonah,

  I was talking to the radio.’

  We look at each other

  and realise how silly that is.

  I switch it off

  and Dad plonks a handful of potatoes

  on the table.

  ‘Peel them if you want mash,

  or slice them thin for chips,’ he says.

  I take a sharp knife from the drawer

  and begin hacking away.

  He pours oil over a tray

  and I arrange the slices in rows.

  ‘I called Suzy,

  I mean your mum.

  The Magna will be fixed

  at the end of next week.’

  Dad pulls the bulbs of broccoli apart and

  gets a packet of frozen peas from the freezer.

  He stands at the sink and sighs,

  looking out to the backyard.

  I remember the story he once told me.

  ‘I don’t want you to paddle to Chile,’ I say.

  Dad laughs.

  It’s a deep, hearty sound.

  ‘That was ages ago,’ he says.

  Then he shakes his head.

  ‘Nah. I’ll hang around.’

  He tips the peas into a saucepan, and adds,

  ‘I want to see how you turn out.’

  Last chance

  Rachel lights the bonfire;

  everyone stands back and cheers

  as the flames take hold.

  Patrick passes a joint to Rachel,

  but she shakes her head

  and glances at Manx and me

  in our usual spot on the grass.

  She runs towards us

  as Manx opens a bottle.

  ‘Come on, Manx,’ she says,

  offering her hand,

  ‘swim with me.’

  Manx holds up his beer and replies,

  ‘Maybe when I’ve finished this.’

  Patrick shouts for everyone to watch

  and runs along the pier

  executing an extravagant somersault

  into the lake.

  Rachel turns back to us.

  ‘Last chance,’ she offers.

  Manx looks at Patrick climbing onto the pier

  and shakes his head.

  Rachel sighs and walks back to the bonfire.

  She unbuttons her dress

  and lets it fall

  revealing a black-and-white one-piece.

  She waves to Manx,

  turns and runs along the pier

  before executing a perfect dive into the lake.

  I wish Ella were here tonight

  instead of babysitting her neighbour’s kids.

  Maybe I’d have the guts to sit beside her.

  Maybe.

  Friday night flame

  I hang with Manx

  until all the bottles are empty.

  He doesn’t speak,

  just keeps watching Rachel and everyone,

  with their Vodka Cruisers, beer and weed.

  ‘I’m going up to the museum,’ Manx says.

  I stagger to my feet to follow,

  but he holds up a hand and says, ‘Alone.’

  I watch him walk to Lake Road,

  where he turns right

  instead of left to the museum.

  Angelo’s voice comes from near the bonfire.

  ‘Hey, loser.

  Why don’t you piss off with your caveman mate.’

  Angelo drapes his arm around Harriet’s shoulder.

  She quickly moves away.

  I can’t help but smile.

  Suddenly, Angelo reaches into the fire

  and grabs a burning branch.

  He jumps up and throws it

  with all his strength at me.

  It spins through the air

  like an out-of-control missile

  and lands a few metres in front of me.

  I walk towards the branch, still burning.

  Should I pick it up and return fire?

  With my shoe, I grind the stick into the sand.

  The flame goes out.

  I climb up the bank

  and leave them all

  with the dying embers of the bonfire.

  Welcome to Turon

  I walk home along Lake Road.

  Up ahead, glass smashes and a dog barks.

  I run towards the sound

  to discover the shattered door

  of the Lloyd-Davis Real Estate office.

  I look up and down the street,

  but can’t see anyone.

  Scrawled on the front window are the words:

  BACK TO SYDNEY SCUMBAGS.

  The black paint dribbles down the glass

  and drips onto the footpath.

  In the distance I hear a police siren,

  so I start running.

  I’ll return in the morning

  just to see the look on Mr Lloyd-Davis’s face
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  when he discovers the damage.

  Maybe he’s asked one too many old blokes

  if they’d like to sell,

  or he didn’t offer them enough

  and this is their way of answering.

  Welcome to Turon.

  Rooftop serenade

  I stop running when I hear

  the sad music

  of someone’s lonely weekend:

  country guitar and vocals

  of lost love and loneliness.

  Turon: bachelor capital of the coast.

  Men with names like Barney,

  Stan or Ed crooning into their beers

  and cursing the women

  who left them.

  Dad is perched on our roof

  drinking a beer,

  framed by the moon

  and the plane tree.

  The ladder is resting on the gutter.

  I climb the rungs

  and scramble onto the corrugated iron.

  Dad reaches for my hand

  and drags me to the apex

  to take in the view across the rooftops.

  ‘Someone bricked the real estate,’ I say.

  Dad offers me a sip of beer.

  ‘That’s nice,’ he replies.

  I count the number of empties in our yard

  and figure he’s been up here since sunset.

  ‘I’m sorry about your mum and me,’ he says.

  ‘It’s just a car,’ I say,

  thinking of Mum stranded in Balarang Bay.

  Dad shakes his head.

  ‘I wish it were as easy as fixing an engine,’ he says.

  He touches me on the shoulder.

  ‘You’d better go to bed.

  I’ll stay up here

  and keep an eye out for vandals.’

  He’s quiet for a moment

  before adding,

  ‘If I see any, I’ll offer them a beer.’

  No hawkers allowed

  Early in the morning,

  the sky is slate grey

  and the wind scuttles clouds

  across the horizon.

  On Lake Road

  two boys ride skateboards

  down the smooth bitumen.

  Mrs King, wheeling her shopping trolley,

  stops to watch them rattle past,

  and I’m not sure

  whether her expression

  is one of fright or fancy.

  When they’re out of sight

  she draws a ratchety breath

  before walking down the street.

  I sit on a park bench

  wondering how Saturday

  can be so lonely.

  Ella lives at number 62.

  It has a Colorbond fence,

  yellow curtains on each window

  and a NO HAWKERS sign

  on the front door.

  If I knocked,

  would Ella’s mum mistake me for

  a salesperson?

  All I have to offer is myself.

  Would she point to the sign

  and slam the door in my face

  long before I got anywhere near asking

  if Ella could come outside and play?

  A smeared masterpiece

  I look across at the Lloyd-Davis Real Estate office.

  The front door is covered in plywood

  but the graffiti remains.

  Mr Lloyd-Davis walks out,

  sees me and whistles

  waving an impatient hand

  for me to come closer,

  like I’m a stray dog

  looking for a handout.

  He wears a suit,

  even on Saturday.

  On his wrist is a shiny gold watch

  that matches the chain around his neck.

  He flicks his head

  towards the graffiti

  scrawled across his windows.

  ‘I’ll give you twenty dollars to clean it,’ he says.

  I survey the splattered glass

  figuring out how long it’d take me

  and what I’d use to remove it.

  Mr Lloyd-Davis mistakes my silence

  for a challenge, and says,

  ‘Okay, thirty dollars

  or I’ll ask someone else.’

  I look up and down the street.

  There’s not a soul about,

  except Mrs King

  resting at the top of the street.

  ‘I’ve hired a high-pressure hose.

  If you use rags and eucalyptus oil,

  it’ll do the job,’ he says.

  I nod and follow him into the office.

  He points down the hallway

  to a bucket.

  I set to work on the window,

  soaking a rag and smearing the glass.

  My reflection shifts from clear

  to technicolour

  and I soon learn

  the more oil

  the less effort.

  I’m getting paid thirty dollars

  to clear my nasal passages

  with the strong scent of eucalyptus.

  When the rags are much dirtier

  than the window

  Mr Lloyd-Davis hooks up the hose

  and tells me to stand aside.

  He aims the jet

  at my smeared masterpiece.

  The paint washes down the footpath

  and into the gutter.

  ‘That’s going straight into the lake,’ I say.

  He turns it off and sneers.

  ‘Someone else’s problem, buddy.’

  Dirty work

  In the office,

  Mr Lloyd-Davis counts the money twice

  before handing it over

  in five dollar bills.

  I stuff it in my pocket

  and turn to go.

  He whistles again.

  ‘I want you to sign this,’ he says,

  holding up a slip of paper.

  It’s an invoice

  for my services.

  ‘Tax,’ Mr Lloyd-Davis says.

  ‘I’m making a claim for the bastard

  defacing my window.’

  I shrug and scrawl a name

  across the dotted line.

  It’s not my signature

  but he seems satisfied.

  When I’m at the door

  he calls after me,

  ‘If you know the culprit

  there’s another thirty dollars in it for you.’

  I walk away without answering.

  There’s all sorts of dirty work

  I’ll do

  and some I won’t.

  Magpie market

  The car park is scattered

  with rickety tables under umbrellas.

  On display are the cast-off debris

  of my town’s backyard sheds:

  a scatter of paperback crime novels,

  an orange lampshade,

  a child’s plastic tip truck,

  an empty fish tank,

  crockery cracked with age,

  videos of western movies

  and too many empty photo frames.

  I sit on a beach chair

  and look after Mr Crewe’s stall

  of old tools and fishing magazines.

  In the past twenty minutes

  I’ve sold two magazines

  and a claw hammer.

  I watch the people from Tipping Point

  dressed in white linen

  wander from table to table

  occasionally stopping

  to touch a set of kitchen scales

  or an old toaster

  and asking how much,

  even though

  they have no intention of buying.

  They’re biding time

  until they escape to the only cafe in town,

  while the rest of us

  show our desperation

  by selling worthless junk to each other

  in what passes for enterta
inment

  on Saturday in Turon.

  Batley’s Cafe

  Once a week

  Manx and I would go to Batley’s Cafe

  where burgers used to cost $5.50

  and came with fried egg,

  beetroot and tomato sauce.

  Chips cost a few dollars extra

  and were smothered in salt

  before being wrapped in wax paper.

  The cafe was called Batley’s

  after the first owner

  who built it in the 1950s

  out of hardwood timber.

  Mr Batley painted it vivid blue

  because he reckoned it reflected

  the colour of the sky.

  A few months ago,

  his grandson hired Mr Lloyd-Davis

  to sell it.

  The new owners

  renamed it Lake Road Espresso Bar,

  took out the old fryers

  and replaced them with a charcoal grill.

  Now the lamb burger

  comes with tzatziki and salad

  and costs $15 to eat in.

  Chips cost twice as much

  for half as many.

  Manx and I haven’t eaten there since.

  The cafe is closed Monday and Tuesday

  because everyone returns to the city –

  or so the new owners think.

  What would they know?

  They only visit on the weekend

  to check on the locals

  left to run the place

  for minimum wages.

  The owners

  spend their day

  sipping an espresso,

  talking on their phones

  and watching the exotic wildlife

  of old fishermen

  wandering home from the lake.

  Another planet

  Patrick and his parents

  sit at the front table of the cafe

  under an umbrella.

  I sit across the road

  in the shade of a chestnut

  and watch them.

  Patrick’s mum reads the paper,

  while his dad receives a text message

  every few minutes.

  Patrick yawns and puts his feet

  on the vacant chair.

  ‘Don’t you have something to do?’

  Mr Lloyd-Davis asks.

  Patrick shrugs.

  ‘There’s nothing to do in this dump.

  Ever!’

  He gets up and walks away.

  Neither of his parents answer.

  Patrick’s dad orders another espresso,

  while his mum picks at her salad.

  A stray dog walks to the table

  hungry for scraps.

  It nuzzles against Mrs Lloyd-Davis’s ankle.

  She pulls a face

  and says, ‘Gerald!’

  He looks up and smacks the dog on the side.

  The dog yelps,

  more in fright than pain,

 

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