Dear Carolina

by Kristy W Harvey

  I crossed my arms, my nostrils flaring. He pulled me in closer and kissed my cheek.

  “Oh, come on, pretty girl, you know I’m just teasing you. We’re going to have lots more babies and fill this house up.”

  I looked up at him, my lower lip protruding the slightest bit. He kissed it back in place, leaned his forehead on mine, and whispered, “I promise. I’d never let my girl go ’round not getting something she wanted.”

  I smiled, my heart feeling that familiar, practically lifelong surge of love for my childhood sweetheart, when Alex rolled over, looked around sleepily, and laid his head on my lap. “Hey, Mommy?” he asked.

  “Yeah, sweetie?”

  “Can we have bacon for breakfast?”

  I laughed and ran my hand through his shaggy hair. “You can take the boy out of the hog farm, but you can’t take the hog farm out of the boy.” I pulled him up and gave him a firm kiss on the cheek that was still plump and juicy as a ripe tomato.

  “I think we might be out of bacon, but I know some grandparents who never run out of pork.” I pinched his side and said, “You go brush your teeth, and we’ll go over there.”

  Graham perked up, and, rubbing his tight stomach, said, “I need a big ole Pauline country breakfast.”

  Pauline had worked for Mother and Daddy my whole life on the farm, and she made the best homemade biscuits and gravy in the world. I shook my head. “I will take Alex to Mother and Daddy’s. Then, when I get home, if you impregnate me, you may have a Pauline breakfast as a reward.”

  He whistled and rubbed his hand down the back of my silk gown. “Oh, baby, I love it when you get so romantic with me.”

  I slapped his thigh and pointed my finger at him. “I’m not teasing you. I’m getting Alex ready, and you better concentrate on producing some of that fine Jacobs baby-making sperm.”

  When we pulled up to the end of Mother and Daddy’s driveway I took a moment to marvel at how the giant oaks, each of them having been there for centuries longer than the home itself, grew together into a green canopy, the ideal frame for the white plantation home that graced their ending. I had an entirely new feeling about this house now, its white columns of Pantheonic proportion that were so quintessentially Southern.

  When I was younger, coming home equated to poorly chosen words and hurtful digs from my mother. Maybe it was becoming a grandmother or the general smoldering of temper fire that comes with aging, but my once impossible-to-please mother—though still a force to be reckoned with—had become much, much more pleasant.

  Alex unsnapped his booster, jumped out of the car, and flew through the front door before I could even say, “Hey, wait up!” or wrangle him into his coat.

  He always got as excited as a jewelry collector at a Christie’s auction to see his grandparents. It was the same way I felt when I saw Daddy, that mixture of love and pride that swirls together like a backroom science project. Mother stepped out onto the front porch, her sassy hair perfectly styled in keeping with the same Chanel suit she’d been wearing for decades. I felt myself unwittingly roll my eyes. She leaned over to hug my son. We still didn’t always see eye to eye, but Mother could have slapped some butter on Alex and eaten him right up like one of Pauline’s homemade biscuits.

  Instead of following Alex through the front door, I walked around to the side, smiling at Pauline’s imposing figure turning bacon on the griddle at the opposite side of the blue-and-white tiled kitchen while she hummed “A Mighty Fortress Is Our God.” When she heard the screen door slam, Pauline wiped her molasses-colored hands, almost the same size as the eye on the antique stove, on the apron puckering over her thick waist. She wrapped me in a hug and said, “What’s wrong with my baby?”

  I had a smile on my face and hugged her back as hard as I could, and Pauline still knew something was wrong with me. “I was just wondering why you’re back here frying bacon when I tried my damnedest to bust you out.”

  She laughed heartily and shrugged. “Had to come back. You was the one that introduced me and Benny, after all.”

  Pauline had met her second husband and late-life love when she, Mother, and Daddy had come to New York to help after Alex was born. They had started their life together there, but, as I knew all too well, you simply can’t take the South out of the girl. Much as I would imagine one would want to escape the claws of my momma, not a year later, Pauline was back like a homing pigeon, Benny in tow. When I confronted her, jaw agape, about why she hadn’t run far, far away, she said simply, “You know, baby girl: You and Miz Mason and Daddy Mason’s my family.”

  And so we were, which was even more evident when Pauline said, “Come on, baby. You can tell Pauline.”

  I sat down on the stool beside the range, my lifelong Pauline-talking perch, and said, “I can’t get pregnant.”

  She looked me up and down. “’Course you cain’t.”

  I crossed my arms. “Why on earth not?”

  “Girl like you cain’t get pregnant. You ain’t nothing but skin and bones.”

  I looked down at myself. I was naturally thin. But maybe the stress of traveling back and forth to New York for work was getting to me. Or perhaps the vegan diet and yoga kick I’d been on was too much. The hormone-balancing book I read said it would help me conceive. But every month I was more disappointed than the last when that minus sign appeared on the EPT. “You think that’s all it is?”

  “’Course,” she said. “You was lookin’ healthy when you got pregnant with little man.”

  I nodded, thinking that, who knows, maybe I was just too thin. Pauline might not have been a doctor, but she was always right. Feeling sorry that I was kissing three months of sprouts, flaxseed, and leafy greens good-bye, I grabbed two crispy pieces of bacon off Pauline’s drip pan and crunched. I was a hog farmer’s daughter, after all. Bacon was my birthright.

  “Good girl.” She nodded. “Now you get on outta here and come back for some breakfast when you’re good and pregnant.”

  I laughed, and she added, “I’ll keep an eye on little man.”

  Lying in bed an hour later with my legs propped on the headboard—I had read somewhere that elevating your legs helps the sperm find their target—Graham kissed me and said, “I just feel like it took that time, babydoll.”

  I smiled weakly. “I sure hope so.”

  He nodded. “I’m going to go get ready for church while you . . .” He paused, circled his finger around where I was lying, and said, “While you do whatever it is that you’re doing there.”

  An hour later, sitting in church, light streaming through stained-glass windows, Graham’s arm around me, Daddy beside me, and Alex playing down the dark wood pew, I felt the strongest message from heaven that I had before or since: I was going to be a mother again. Of course, I thought, naturally, that I was pregnant. Turns out, God had other plans.

  Jodi

  UNDERTOW

  Whole grapes is one of the hardest things to put up. You got to seed ’em and stem ’em and, even when your fingers are worked to the quick, all stained and blistered and burning, the end result ain’t worth a whole heck of a lot. But try telling that to a regular at the farmer’s market who’s so crazy about grapes he cain’t see straight. He scrunched his nose and said, “Well, I know they won’t be perfect, but, hell, can’t I just skip all that and can ’em whole anyway?” If you ain’t never canned you cain’t understand.

  It’s the same way with drinkin’: People who ain’t never had a run-in with the bottle don’t get what it’s like. They squint their eyes, look at you like you’ve been spoutin’ off some kinda calculus formula, and say, “Can’t you just stop drinking?” They shake their heads to make you feel the Lord’s shame and say, “Can’t you see what you’re doing is ruining your family?”

  But you cain’t.

  One time when I was coming up, Daddy took me to Atlantic Beach, and, while I was swimming in the ocea
n, wouldn’t you know, that dag dern undertow got me. And it was gonna have its way with me too. I paddled left and kicked right, spewing and choking and coughing, that salt water clogging me all up. Then I figured that the waves is gonna win this fight. So I let go, gave in to that madder-than-hell devil ocean, and let it take me away. Finally, when it was done with me, it carried me to shore.

  Same thing when I was drinking. I’d claw and kick and spit all day long not to have that first sip. But it was only just a matter a’ time before that bottle’d be calling my name so hard I couldn’t do nothing but feel my lips wrapped around its fat, dirty neck.

  When Momma was sober one time she said, “Baby, I ain’t just gonna stand around here and watch my girl go through this shit.”

  But my raisin’, it had been oil-slick with Momma passed out on the bathroom floor right after she’d gone to an AA meeting. And the other mommas would corral their youngens outta our house like dogs on sheep’s heels when they met my word-slurring momma. I remembered all that one morning, while I was fixing to get my head in the toilet and rid of the poison I’d drunk the night before. And I made a promise: I would never put anyone through a raisin’ like mine. I would never, ever, I promised my dragon-breathed, dark-circled reflection in the mirror, make a child go to wonderin’ every time she walked through the door if she was gonna get the nice sober momma, the short-fused craving-crazed momma, or the angry drunk momma.

  Even while my head was pounding like a hammer on a two-by-four, while that black sea of drink was doing the tango with me, I knew I was being like my momma. I could smell that same godforsaken venom on my breath and feel its grip on my body, like one of them pythons in the woods that got Bobby Daniels when I was a girl.

  But I couldn’t stop.

  And so, I lost everything. I had already lost my daddy, which is how I got this whole drinkin’ thing started anyhow. Now I was losing my momma. My friends. My job. But I would have rather lived on the street than give up the destroyer that felt like it was the only thing sacrificing itself for me.

  I can see now that being with my boyfriend Ricky weren’t a good idea no way you look at it. He was as stumbling and slurring and crazy-ass acting as I had ever been. My therapist in rehab—that’s what they call it when they lock you up in a hospital with a stranger snoring in the hard twin bed beside you—said that women choose to be with men who belittle them because that was the example they saw during their raisin’. That might be right. ’Cause, the girls I know, we been through more bad men than the slaughterhouse has pigs.

  I guess that, even though he could be the meanest son of a bitch you’ve ever seen, when Ricky was having a good day, he was the guy you wanted to be around. Like the afternoon he practically ran into the garage where I was working, lifted me up in the air, and said, “I got us a house!”

  We’d only been courting a few months, and I ain’t never heard hide nor hair of us moving in together. I almost told Ricky that. But then I thought about Momma. I mighta been clean and sober, but she was a dirty drunk. Me and Momma, we was like fishin’. One of us’s that bobbin and one of us’s that weight. One’s floating by minding her own business and the other’s trying her damnedest to sink ’em down to the bottom of the sea. While I was at my AA meetings, she was fixing to go to the bar.

  “This is all your damn fault,” she’d slur when she got home. “Having you ruined my life. I coulda been somebody.”

  I got to looking at her good, that shriveled woman alone in her nicotine-stained single-wide. “Momma,” I asked, “who in the hell’d you think you was gonna be? You pushed away every person who ever even figured on helping or loving you.”

  When I told her I didn’t have time to get her more cigarettes before I left for work that afternoon, she took to yelling. “You’re so damn worthless.” That vodka was talking for her right good. “Get the hell out and don’t come back,” she had slurred at me from the couch, cigarette hanging out of her mouth, yelling over the TV.

  I looked into Ricky’s deep, hazel, bloodshot eyes and kissed him square on his clean shave. Ricky, when he got all clean-shaved it meant he had woke up with one hell of a hangover and decided his drinking, partying, womanizing days was over.

  I wished that that cigarette would fall outta Momma’s mouth and burn up her vodka-soaked couch with her on it. I got all happy about it for a half second. Then I felt right sorry. It’d been me on that vodka couch not too long ago. And couldn’t nobody or nothing save me from drowning neither.

  But my momma, she could make me take to drinking again like nothing you’ve ever seen. So I did what I reckoned I ought to. I said, “Yay! I cain’t wait to see it!” I kissed Ricky, he lowered me to the ground, and I asked, “So, where’s this house you’re so tickled over?”

  “Well, it’s still on the lot ’til we find a place to put it, but then they’re moving it to us free of charge.”

  I wasn’t trying to let Ricky see how disappointed I was. My entire life I’d been clawing my way outta that trailer park like a cat up a tree. “Just you make sure it ain’t in the same park as my momma,” I said.

  Ricky laughed, kissed me, and said, “Love you, babe. Cain’t wait to show you when you get offa work.”

  As he turned to leave, a voice behind me said, “He seems like a nice guy.”

  I turned and stood right up on my tiptoes to put my arms around my cousin Graham’s neck—my oil-stained coveralls and his mud-covered overalls meetin’ up. We were people that made it through this life by workin’ with our hands. I shrugged and said, “Sure.”

  My big cousin, he always been watchin’ out after me. He and his wife Khaki, they stuck by me even when everybody else turned their backs. I was all looped out and spinning around one afternoon, but I remember Graham scolding Khaki for giving me money when we all knew good and well what I was gonna do with it. Khaki, who was damn near as feisty as crazy old Miss Pat in the trailer down the lot, she looked at Graham and hissed, “I know what it is to lose the most important person in your life. She’ll work it out when she’s good and ready.”

  Khaki’s first husband died from drugs, keeled over right there on that fancy Wall St. trading floor, just about how I like to have died from drinking.

  Graham said, all whispery like, “If she doesn’t kill herself first.”

  Khaki gasped. She hadn’t realized yet that me and her husband, we was the same—and she was helping me do what he done. And I loved her for it that day like she was the fireman who rescued my cat from a tree.

  Graham got me all outta my head, saying, “Sounds like you need somewhere to park your new home.”

  I nodded and scrunched my nose. “One of my goals in rehab was to get out of a trailer park once and for all.” Tony, who’d been working at this garage practically since it opened, was looking up at me kinda mean. So I said, “No offense.”

  He shrugged and slid underneath a white 1998 Oldsmobile just like my momma used to drive.

  Graham nodded and said, “I’ve got this patch of land a few acres over from the house that not a damn thing’ll grow on. It’s all yours if you want it.”

  I gasped. Me and Ricky could be sitting in lawn chairs, holdin’ hands and staring at the trees, grilling out, maybe even having a kid or two sometime. It don’t matter that that picture assumed Ricky could act like his nice, human being self for long enough to make it through a meal. “Now don’t get to thinkin’ I’m being ungrateful. We’ll pay you rent and whatnot,” I said.

  Graham readjusted his cowboy hat and said, “Tell you what. You keep us in Grandmomma’s blackberry preserves I love so much, and we’ll call it even.”

  I shook my head, thinking a’ my daddy and how he wouldn’t never take a handout. “Graham, you been getting into the whiskey again?” I said. “That ain’t nowhere near even.”

  Graham shot me that half smile with the dimple that made all the girls in high school swoon, that made
all them hate Khaki for how he chased her like a retriever after a pintail. He said, “You don’t know how much jam I eat.”

  I thought about it and it didn’t take too much more convincing to make me say yes. I wondered what it was gonna take for Momma to clean up again, how far that bottle would have to drop her off the balcony before she’d kick it to the curb.

  For me, it took a lot. It weren’t until I woke up in a trailer park with no shoes, no purse, facedown in a puddle of my own throw-up, not one dag dern clue what I’d got into the night before, that I finally hit rock bottom. Or, near like I was that little girl at the beach again, the undertow released me. And I was carried to shore.

  Khaki

  RESCUE CREW

  One of my favorite rooms I’ve ever designed was featured in my first coffee table book. It was an awkwardly configured bathroom in which, years before it was popular or I had ever seen it in Veranda, I placed a gorgeous, antique claw-foot tub in the middle of the room. It was something I’d never expected.

  Adopting a child wasn’t something I’d ever expected either. But you can’t know how your life is going to turn out until you’re living it.

  I feel guilty sometimes about the way it all happened, about my participation in your birth mother giving you up. But then I push that thought away because if I hadn’t been at the right place at the right time, if I hadn’t done what I did, then I wouldn’t get to wake up every morning to the sweet sound of cooing through the baby monitor or see you laugh with delight when I walk into the room. And so I know it all turned out like it was supposed to.

  But I’ll never forget the day that Jodi came to me, head hung down, eyes red-rimmed and puffy, and asked, in the quietest, saddest voice I’ve ever heard, “Can I borrow some money?”

  It sounds terrible now, but, in the moment, I was kind of annoyed. I had planned a call with the head of my design firm, Anna. And I was in the throes of three very demanding design projects, was working on a marketing plan for my new book, had to get a blog post finished, and needed to check in with Daniel, the manager of my antiques store in New York, to see what I needed to buy at the auctions that weekend. And Alex was with Mother and Daddy for only three hours. Needless to say, every moment had been carefully orchestrated.