He's So Fine

by Jill Shalvis

  Last week, Lucille had set her fried chicken on fire and had nearly burned her house to the ground. Hence the “famous.” Which was really more like infamous. “I’m on a diet,” Callie fibbed.

  “That’s ridiculous,” Lucille said, obviously outraged. “You don’t need to go on a diet to catch a man. You look fantastic! I mean, you’re a little short, but your curves are all the rage right now. And sure, you can come off as a little standoffish, but I blame your parents and their inability to love anyone other than themselves for that, not you.”

  Callie choked back her laugh. It was true; she was the product of two college sweethearts who’d been so crazy in love with each other that nothing had ever really penetrated their inner circle—including their own child. They’d raised her kindly and warmly enough, but her quiet upbringing had left her introverted and preferring the company of a computer to that of people. “I’m not trying to catch a man,” she said.

  “Well, that’s a shame. And not to add any pressure, but you do know Eric’s around too, right?”

  Eric. Damn. Just the sound of her ex’s name made her stomach cramp. “Eric who?” she asked casually.

  Lucille cackled. “Attagirl. Perfectly normal tone. But next time, no hesitation. That was a dead giveaway. Just be forewarned that your ex-fiancé—may his soul turn black—has married and has a kid on the way.”

  Callie told herself she didn’t care that the man who’d left her at the altar due to a sudden severe allergy to commitment had apparently managed to overcome said allergy.

  “And I’m not sure how long you’re planning on staying in Lucky Harbor,” her grandma went on, “but I doubt you’ll be fortunate enough to avoid him. He’s the only dentist in town. So the question is, how are your teeth? In good condition? You flossing daily? You might want to make sure you are.”

  Callie thunked her head against the window, and when she looked up again, she was startled to realize that Tanner was back on the dock and looking right at her.

  For a minute, her heart stopped. “I’ve got to go, Grandma.” She needed to be alone to process things. Like the fact that Eric was in town. And also that her very first, very painful, very humiliating crush was as well, and he’d grown into the poster child for Hottest Guy Ever.

  “Wait,” Lucille said. “Bring salads, because you might be right about a diet. The one of us who is going to get lucky needs to stay hot and all that.”

  Oh, boy. “Salads it is.” Since there was no sign of recognition in Tanner’s gaze, she forced herself away from the window, heading directly to her refrigerator. More accurately, her freezer, where she had two choices.

  Ice cream.

  Or vodka.

  It was a tough decision, but as it was still early and she wasn’t the one trying to look hot, she passed over the vodka and reached for the ice cream. Breakfast of champions, right? She had a spoon out of the drawer and the lid off the ice cream when she remembered. Ice cream was sugar. Sugar was bad for her teeth. And bad teeth required a dentist. “Crap.”

  “What?” Lucille asked.

  Screw it, she needed this ice cream. “Nothing.”

  “Did you hear what I said about Eric?”

  “Yeah.” Callie took her first bite. “I’ll floss.” She was older and wiser now. No big deal. And her hefty armor of indifference and cynicism toward romance and happily-ever-after would help. “I’ll be fine.”

  “Do you want me to set you up with another hottie? ’Cause no offense, honey, but you could do a lot better than Eric anyway. Listen, I’ll start a poll for you on my Tumblr asking who people want to see you with—”

  “No!” Callie nearly went back to the freezer for the vodka. “No,” she said again, firmly. “No men.”

  “A woman, then?” Lucille asked. “Being a bisexual is in style.”

  Forget the vodka. She needed a new life. Maybe on Mars. “Grandma, I love you,” Callie said. “I love you madly, but I don’t want to discuss my love life with you.”

  “You mean your lack of?”

  She sighed. “Or that.”

  “Fair enough,” Lucille said. “But for the record, we can discuss mine anytime you want.”

  “Noted.”

  “I mean, it’s amazing what those little blue pills can do to a man, let me tell you. He can just keep going and going like the Energizer Bunny—”

  “Really gotta go,” Callie said quickly. “I’ll see you later.” She disconnected, and she and the ice cream made their way back to the window.

  Tanner was gone.

  Chapter 2

  The ice cream didn’t cut it. Needing caffeine, Callie went back to her kitchen before remembering her coffeemaker had died and gone to heaven the day before.

  Damn. This was going to require a trip into town. And possibly seeing people. Which in turn meant kicking off her slippers and shoving her feet into her fake Uggs. Quite the look, but she wasn’t planning on socializing; this was purely a medicinal trip.

  In light of that, she skipped the diner and hit the bakery, thinking she’d get in and out faster. What she hadn’t planned on was the amazing, mouthwatering scent of the place and the way it drew her straight to the doughnut display. A pretty brunette was serving behind the counter. “How can I help you?”

  “You Leah?” Callie asked.

  “Yep.”

  “Perfect. It’s rumored you make the best desserts on the planet.”

  “True story,” Leah said.

  “I’ll take two of those powdered sugar doughnuts, then,” Callie said, pointing to the display.

  “Excellent choice. They solve all problems.”

  “Yeah?” Callie asked.

  “Well, no. But they taste amazing.”

  “Good enough,” Callie said.

  Two minutes later, lost in a doughnut-lust haze, she’d forgotten her resolve to get in and get out. Instead, in a hurry to ingest the sugar, she looked for a seat in the crowded place. She finally snagged the last table and tried to look busy so that no one would ask to share it. But given the long line, the odds were against her. Which in turn meant she was going to have to be social.

  Damn.

  That should be in her game plan, she decided. Help out her grandma and also learn to be social with something other than her laptop and vibrator while she was at it. Shaking her head at herself, she dug in, taking a huge first bite and maybe, possibly moaning as the delicious goodness burst onto her tongue. Oh, yeah. Definitely the best powdered sugar doughnuts on the planet.

  She took another bite, eyeballed the place, and then nearly did a spit-take across the room when she caught sight of the man at the front of the line. His back was to her, but there was no mistaking those broad shoulders.

  Tanner had changed out of his wetsuit and now wore dark, sexy guy jeans and a light windbreaker that said LUCKY HARBOR CHARTERS across his back. He was talking to Leah, but he was also scanning the place as if by old military habit.

  Don’t look at me, she thought. Don’t look—

  He looked. In fact, those dark eyes lasered in and locked unerringly right on hers.

  Her first reaction was a rush of heat. Odd, as she hadn’t had one of those in relation to a man in a while—but not completely surprising, as Tanner was hotter than sin. An ice cube would’ve had a reaction to him.

  Self-awareness hit her, as did reality. She looked down at herself. Yep, still wearing capri yoga pants and fake Uggs. Perfect. She was dressed like she didn’t own a mirror. Even worse, she wore no makeup, and her hair…well, mostly the long, strawberry-blond waves had a serious mind of their own. The best that could be said this morning was that she’d piled them up on top of her head and they’d stayed. Thank God the messy topknot was in this year.

  Not that this knowledge helped, because when a woman faced her first crush, that woman wanted to look hot—not like a hot mess.

  “Is this chair taken?” Tanner asked.

  Callie promptly swallowed too fast. Sugar went down the wrong pipe and closed
off her air passage. When had he left the line and moved to her side? And damn it, why couldn’t she breathe? Hiding this fact, she desperately went for a cool, unaffected look—difficult to pull off while suffocating.

  His dark eyes were warm and filled with amusement. “Yes?” he asked. “No chance in hell?”

  That’s when she realized there was something worse than asphyxiation in public—he didn’t recognize her.

  Damn. In a single heartbeat, she was reduced to that shy, quiet, socially inept girl she’d once been. Talk, she ordered herself. Say something. But when she opened her mouth, the only thing that came out was a squeak.

  And a puff of powdered sugar.

  “It’s okay,” he said, and started to turn away.

  This surprised her. The cocky, wild-man teenager she’d once known would’ve sent her a lazy smile and talked her into whatever he needed.

  But it’d been a long time, and she supposed people changed. She’d certainly changed. For one thing, she was no longer that quiet, studious dork with the foolishly romantic heart. Nope, now she was a suave, immaculately dressed professional…She kept her legs hidden and decided this could be a good thing. His not recognizing her meant that she could make a new first impression. She didn’t have to be a nerd. She could be whatever she wanted. Or more correctly, whatever she could manage to pull off. “Wait!” she called out to him. Maybe a little too loudly.

  Or a lot too loudly.

  Half the bakery startled and stared at her. And then in the next beat, everyone seemed to find their manners and scurried to look busy. Lowering her voice, Callie gestured to the free chair. “Sit,” she told Tanner. “It’s all yours.”

  He kicked the chair out for himself and sprawled into it. Sipping his coffee, he eyed her over the steam rising out of his cup, all cool, easy, masculine grace.

  She tried to look half as cool, but she wasn’t. Not even close. And she had a problem. A twofold problem.

  One, the table was tiny. Or maybe it was just that Tanner’s legs were long, but no matter how she shifted, she kept bumping into a warm, powerful thigh beneath the table.

  And two, his eyes. They were the color of rich, dark melted chocolate.

  God, she loved dark melted chocolate.

  But he had no recollection of her. A definite blow to her already fragile, powdered-sugar-coated self-esteem. She wished she didn’t care.

  But it was the damn decade-old crush.

  How did one get over a crush, anyway? Surely the statute of limitations was up by now. After all, he’d devastated her and hadn’t even noticed.

  To be fair, he’d had other things on his mind back then. She’d been a quiet, odd freshman, and he’d been a senior and the town’s football star. She’d loved him from afar until he’d graduated and left town. She knew his story was far more complicated than that, but her poor, romantic heart had remained devastated by his absence for nearly two years. Then, in her last year of high school, Eric had moved in across the street. He and Callie had become a thing. They’d stuck, and by their last year of college, she’d had their wedding completely planned out—and she did mean completely, from the exact color of the bridesmaids’ dresses, to the secluded beach where they’d say their vows, to the doves that would be released as they did…

  Yeah, there was a reason she understood her client brides as well as she did. She’d once been a batshit-crazy bride, too. But she’d honestly believed that Eric would be the perfect groom and the perfect husband. After all, he’d spent years making her happy.

  Up until the moment he’d stood her up at the altar.

  “You okay?” Tanner asked.

  “Sure.” Just lost in the past. But she was done with the past and took a bite to prove just how okay she really was. Bad move. Turned out it was hard to swallow correctly once she’d already choked. She then promptly compounded her error by gulping down some hot coffee on top of the sore throat and lump of doughnut that wouldn’t go down and commenced nearly coughing up a lung.

  She felt the doughnut being removed from her hand, and then the coffee. Tanner had stood up and was at her side, patting her back as she coughed.

  And coughed.

  Yep, she was going to die right here, in yoga capris and fake Uggs.

  “Hang on,” Tanner said, and strode to the front counter of the bakery.

  From the dim recesses of her mind, she saw that he didn’t bother with the line, just spoke directly to Leah behind the counter, who quickly handed him a cup of water.

  Then he was back, pushing it into Callie’s hands.

  Nice and mortified, she took a sip of water, wiped her nose and streaming eyes with a napkin, and finally sat back. “I’m okay.”

  Tanner eyed her for a long moment, as if making sure she wasn’t about to stroke out on him, before finally dropping back in his chair.

  She opened her mouth, but he shook his head. “Don’t try to talk,” he said. “Every time you do, you nearly die.”

  “But—”

  He raised an eyebrow and pointed at her, and she obediently shut her mouth. And sighed. She wanted to ask him about his limp, but he was right; she probably couldn’t manage talking without choking again.

  Way to wow him with a new first impression.

  A woman came into the bakery and eyed Tanner with interest and intent, and unbelievably he leaned in closer to Callie, as if they were in the midst of the most fascinating of conversations.

  “You settling into town okay at your new place?” he asked.

  “My new place?”

  “I see you watching me from your window.”

  Damn if she didn’t choke again.

  Seriously? She lifted a hand when he started to rise out of his chair, chased down the crumbs stuck in her throat with some more water, and signaled she was okay. “Sorry, rough morning.”

  “Let’s go back to the not-talking thing,” he said.

  Yeah, she thought. Good idea.

  A few minutes went by, during which Callie was incredibly aware of his leg still casually brushing hers. And also, a new panic. Because now she realized she was trapped, forced to wait until he left first so that he wouldn’t catch sight of her wardrobe.

  But he looked pretty damn comfortable and didn’t appear to be in a rush to go anywhere.

  She drew out her coffee as long as she dared and eyed her second doughnut. She wanted it more than she wanted her next breath, but she didn’t trust herself. And what did he mean he’d seen her watching him? She didn’t watch him. At least not all the time. “I don’t watch you,” she said.

  He gave her a long look.

  “I don’t. I can’t even see you from my window.” She waited a beat to be struck by lightning for the lie. “I watch the water,” she clarified. “It calms me.”

  “Whatever you say.” He looked amused as he drank the last of his coffee. “So if I get up and go, are you going to choke again?”

  Funny. “I think it’s safe now,” she said stiffly. “And anyway, I’m going to be good and give up doughnuts.” Forever.

  Or until he left.

  “Good luck with that,” he said, still amused, damn him. “But as you know by now, Leah’s stuff is addicting.” He cast his gaze around the room, watchful. He caught sight of the perky brunette hovering near the door. “Can I walk you out?” he asked.

  Absolutely not. If he was afraid of the perky brunette, he was on his own. No way was Callie going to reveal her bottom half. With what she hoped was a polite, disinterested smile, she shook her head. She wasn’t moving again until he was gone, baby, gone.

  Just then, the little toddler at the table behind her dropped his pacifier. It rolled beneath her boots.

  He began to wail.

  Pushing her chair back, Callie picked it up and handed it to the mom with a smile before realizing she’d moved out enough for her body to be seen. With a mental grimace, she quickly scooted