Penthouse Uncensored V
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Part One contains the text of Letters to Penthouse IX copyright © 1999 by General Media Communications, Inc.
Part Two contains the text of Letters to Penthouse X copyright © 2000 by General Media Communications, Inc.
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CONTENTS
PART ONE: LETTERS TO PENTHOUSE IX
WAIT A MINUTE, ISN’T THAT YOUR WIFE WITH THAT GUY’S DICK IN HER CUNT?
A DILDO WRAPPED IN A PUSSY INSIDE AN ENIGMA
YOU CAN HAVE THIS WONDERFUL PRIZE PACKAGE IF . . . THE PRICE IS RIGHT
PARTY ANIMAL UNLEASHES INNER BEASTS
ANNIVERSARY COUPLE CELEBRATES BY GIVING A FAIR SHARE FOR CAB FARE
HOLIDAYS AREN’T BORING WITH A WIFE LIKE HIS
BLAME IT ON THE BELLBOY WHEN A SHY WIFE GOES WILD
COUPLE’S NEW MOTTO: IF THE SHOE FITS, BARE IT!
MORE SHOE STORE HIGH-JINX! WILLING WIFE SHAKES HER BOOT-Y
IT TOOK BEAUTIFUL STRIPPERS TO EXPOSE HER PASSION FOR HIM
SHRINKING VIOLET BLOSSOMS BENEATH THE STROBE LIGHTS
SHE’S SPENT A LIFETIME MOONING, AND SHE’S HAPPY TO SHOW YOU HOW
RENO ROMP RAISES STAKES FOR MARRIED COUPLE
WIFE BECOMES A PARTY FAVOR
MARRIAGE MADE IN GANG-BANG HEAVEN
HAPPY COUPLE GETS AWAY TO PLAY, WITH ONE BEST FRIEND AND TWO STRANGERS
THEY MET THE COUPLE OF THEIR DREAMS AT A SMALL SWING CLUB IN THE BIG CITY
A HAPPY CUCKOLD MANAGES TO PUT HIMSELF IN THE PICTURE AT LAST
THE GREAT OUTDOORS HAS NEVER BEEN GREATER FOR THESE LOVERS
COLLEGE STUDENT GETS AN EDUCATION FROM GIRLFRIEND’S MOM
YOU DON’T HAVE TO TEACH THIS OLD BABE ANY TRICKS
AN OLD LOVER COMES OVER TO SHOW OFF HER NEW TALENT
THE OLD TOOL SHED, WHERE FANTASIES ARE BORN AND SATISFIED
ONE-WOMAN LEAGUE OF NATIONS OFFERS MORE THAN HANDS ACROSS THE WATER
THE BIGGER THE BETTER, SAYS ONE WOMAN WHO HAS BEEN THERE
NOW THAT YOU’RE GROWN UP, YOU CAN SCREW RIGHT HERE IN THE FRONT SEAT
TALK ABOUT GETTING IT ON BEHIND YOUR PARENTS’ BACKS!
SHOWERING AT A TRUCK STOP LEADS TO A HIGHWAY FUCK STOP
LOOKING FOR SOMETHING DIFFERENT, SHE DECIDES TO TURN OVER LEIF
ONE LARGE HOUSEGUEST
CLEANING UP AT THE DRIVE-IN
SAMPLING A VINTAGE WINE
WORKS HARD, KEEPS CLEAN
THE TRUTH, SO HELP HER
SHOWTIME FOR SUZETTE
GETTING TO KNOW A NEW NEIGHBOR
CHICAGO COPPERS DISPLAY IRON-HARD RODS IN STEEL TOWN, USA
LITTLE GUY FEELS STRONG WHEN HE FEELS BIG GUY’S COCK BEHIND HIM
JACK-OFF BUDDY HELPS OUT A FRIEND IN NEED
IT ALL HAS TO START SOMEWHERE, AND IT MIGHT AS WELL BE UP THE BUTT
IF YOU CAN’T BE WITH THE ONE YOU LOVE, LOVE THE ONE YOU’RE WITH
THE BASKETBALL ON TV CAN’T MATCH THE MAJOR LEAGUE BALLING IN THE BEDROOM
SURPRISE VISIT LEADS TO SURPRISE ENCOUNTER WITH SURPRISE GUEST
LOVING BOYS SPOIL THEMSELVES WITH SPARE ROD
HAPPY WITH HIS GIRL BUT ALWAYS READY FOR THE RIGHT GUY
STRAIGHT MAN LOSES IT AT THE MOVIES
FISHING BUDDIES ENJOY LIFE IN THE GREAT OUTDOORS
EMPLOYEE BLOWS OFF COMPANY PICNIC TO PARTY WITH HIS BOSS’S WIFE
HE BUMPS AND GRINDS FOR HIS BIG, BOUNCY BABE
HE MISSED A CHANCE TO GET IN HER PANTS, BUT THE DREAM LIVES ON
SHE’S SHIFTING INTO HIGH GEAR WHEN SHE SHOULD BE PARKING
SOMETIMES THE BEST LAID PLANS JUST LEAD TO THE BEST LAYS
LIFE IN PRISON LOOKS A LOT BETTER WHEN YOUR COUNSELOR IS A SEXY BLONDE LADY
SHE LIKES THE LOOK OF HIS TRUCK, AND SHE LIKES WHEN HE GIVES HER A FUCK
HE WAS NEW ON THE JOB BUT A REDHEADED COWORKER BROKE HIM IN REAL GOOD
ONE MAN’S BOXER REBELLION IS PROOF THAT PANTIES ARE DANDY
PART TWO: LETTERS TO PENTHOUSE X
A HUBBY LEARNS THE HARD WAY: IT’S ALL IN THE DETAILS, DEARIE
ONLY THE WALL OF HER PUSSY SEPARATED THEIR COCKS
COOL WHIP IN THE TENT HELPED THEM HEAT UP THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD
A GOOD WOMAN IS HARD TO FIND, BUT TWO ARE EVEN BETTER!
SCHOLARSHIP CAN WAIT; THESE THREE WANT TO CONDUCT A SEXUAL TUTORIAL
SHE TOOK THEM FROM THE THREESOMES YOU TALK ABOUT TO THE ONES YOU PERFORM
WHEN SHE WANTS HER PORN VIDEO DREAMS TO COME TRUE, SHE HEADS FOR BOB
FIRST THE FAST FOOD, THEN THEY SPREAD THE SPECIAL SAUCE ON THEIR MEAT
SHE MEASURED UP TO THE HEALTH CLUB’S HIGHEST EXPECTATIONS
“YOU SQUEAMISH PEOPLE JUST DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE MISSING!”
THESE PHONE-LOVING COMPUTER GEEKS FINGERED MORE THAN THEIR KEYBOARDS
THEY PROVE THAT JAMAICA IS FOR LOVERS— EVEN IF THEY ARE MARRIED
IF YOU ARE YOUNG AT HEART AND TAKE YOUR VITAMIN E SEX BEGINS AT SIXTY
HOW TRUE IT IS: “SEX DOESN’T END WHEN A WOMAN TURNS FIFTY”
HIS NEW SWEETIE SHOWS HIM WHAT’S SWEETER THAN ICE CREAM: THEIR CREAM
LATE NIGHT SPEEDING GETS HER A TICKET TO PARADISE
MOM AND DAUGHTER BOTH LIKE IT DOGGIE-STYLE
A LUST-CRAZED FAN, A SEXY CELEB, A CAMERA: WHAT MORE COULD YOU ASK?
A HORNY HONEY WHO IS SCORNED GOES FROM FORLORN TO REBORN
GIRLS LIKE THIS COME ALONG ONLY ONCE IN A BLEW MOON
WHEN A WEATHER GIRL GETS WET, A HIGH-PRESSURE SYSTEM MOVES IN
SOME DAYS YOU EAT THE BEAR, AND SOME DAYS THE BEAR EATS YOU
A HELPING HAND—GOOD NEIGHBOR POLICY PAYS OFF BIG-TIME
TWO MAY BE COMPANY, BUT FOUR’S AN ADULT BIRTHDAY PARTY
HARD REALITY SURPASSES FUCKING FANTASY
SLUTTY SECRETARY GETS EVERYTHING BUT FUCKED BY HER NEW BOSS
SHE COMES WITH HUB’S FRIEND WHILE HE LOOKS ON AND JACKS OFF
RECIPE FOR MARITAL BLISS: WIFE READY FOR INTEGRATION, PLUS PEEPING TOM HUSBAND
DON’T YOU HAVE TO LOVE A WOMAN WHO COMES TO THE PARTY PREPARED?
FOR A REALLY GOOD TIME, IT HELPS TO HAVE A STUDLY FRIEND WHO’S FEELING TAXED
WELL, IF YOU’RE SEXUALLY FIXATED ON YOUR OWN ASS, WHAT WOULD YOU CALL IT?
THEY USE A BACKDOOR AID PLUS HIS OWN EQUIPMENT—AS GOOD AS A THREESOME?
THE LETTERS HE LIKES GIVE THIS CLEVER LADY SOME FANTASTIC IDEAS
AS A BIRTHDAY GIFT, HER HUSBAND GIVES HER ALL THE MEN SHE CAN TAKE
ANOTHER BIRTHDAY: THIS HOT COUPLE DOUBLE-DIPS IN THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH
THE JOURNEY TO AN ORGY BEGINS WITH A SINGLE STEP: MEETING A FRIENDLY COUPLE
THESE REDHEADED BEAUTIES, OFTEN MISTAKEN FOR SISTERS, SHARE A TASTE FOR CROWDS
FROM FIRST TEE TO EIGHTEENTH GREEN, THEY HOLE OUT IN A HURRY
SHE’S TOO BUSY FUCKING & SUCKING TO FIGURE IT OUT, SO THERE’S NO NEED FOR YOU TO
NINE WAS FINE BUT THEN CAME TEN, TO GLADDEN GLADYS ONCE AGAIN
BAND ROMPS IN THE HEATHER ON HER BIRTHDAY, WHILE SHE BLOWS A FEW HORNS
A BEAUTIFUL DAY IN THE MOUNTAINS BECOMES A DA
Y TO REMEMBER FOREVER
THREE ON A BOAT TURNS OUT TO BE A GOOD START TOWARD BETTER SEX
BEAUTIFUL WIFE DISCOVERS STRIPPING AND SWINGING ALL IN ONE NIGHT
SAILING TO PARADISE WITH TWO BEST FRIENDS AND THE ANCHOR DOWN
UNTIL SHE’S READY TO SWING, HE HAS A VIBRATOR AND A DREAM
IT TAKES TWO FOR TANSY, AND THIS COUPLE IS HAPPY TO OBLIGE
A WALL AWAY, HE’S ALL EARS FOR HIS SEX-LOVING WIFE AND HER TEAM OF LOVERS
A “PRIM, REPRESSED GIRL” RECALLS A COLLEGE AFFAIR THAT WAS ANYTHING BUT
THEIR HUSBANDS LEARN THAT THE SWINGING GAME IS PLAYED BOTH WAYS
“PART OF ME WAS HURT, PART OF ME JEALOUS, PART OF ME CURIOUS”
IT TAKES A BIG MAN TO SATISFY HER FANTASY OF SUPERSIZE SERVICE
HIS FANTASY COMES TRUE WHEN HE ENCOUNTERS A COUPLE OF SWINGERS
SHE IS A REDHEAD WITH A RED-HOT NEED TO SUCK COCK. ANY COCK
HE SERVICES HER LAWNMOWER, SHE SERVICES HIS LOVE TOOL
HE RETIRED TO GET SOME PEACE, BUT THE WOMEN HAD OTHER IDEAS
HE GAVE HIS WIFE A FUR COAT AND IT KEPT THEM BOTH HOT
OTHER BOOKS IN THE SERIES:
Erotica from Penthouse
More Erotica from Penthouse
Erotica from Penthouse III
Letters to Penthouse I
Letters to Penthouse II
Letters to Penthouse III
Letters to Penthouse IV
Letters to Penthouse V
Letters to Penthouse VI
Letters to Penthouse VII
Letters to Penthouse VIII
Letters to Penthouse IX
Letters to Penthouse X
Letters to Penthouse XI
Letters to Penthouse XII
Letters to Penthouse XIII
Letters to Penthouse XIV
Letters to Penthouse XV
Letters to Penthouse XVI
Letters to Penthouse XVII
Letters to Penthouse XVIII
Letters to Penthouse XIX
Letters to Penthouse XX
Letters to Penthouse XXI
Letters to Penthouse XXII
Uncensored I
Uncensored II
Uncensored III
Uncensored IV
Penthouse: Naughty by Nature
26 Nights: A Sexual Adventure
Penthouse: Between the Sheets
Penthouse Erotic Video Guide
Penthouse Variations
Part One
Letters to Penthouse IX
WAIT A MINUTE, ISN’T THAT YOUR WIFE WITH THAT GUY’S DICK IN HER CUNT?
My wife Lori and I have been married for almost seventeen years, and at thirty-seven she’s still a hot-looking lady. At five feet seven inches tall and a hundred and eighteen, she’s still in good shape. Do the numbers 35-27-36 mean anything to you?
Recently, to make a little extra cash, she took a job in a titty bar. Last night was her first night.
We left the house and got to the club when they were opening the doors for business. Lori was nervous but wildly excited. I sat at the bar as the other girls showed my wife the dressing room and told her the rules. She could keep as much of her clothes on or get as naked as she wanted. She could do whatever she wanted for the guys, but she couldn’t allow them to touch her.
I sat and talked to the barmaid and had a drink as Lori went to get ready. My cock was already hard, and there wasn’t another soul in the place yet.
After several guys came in, the music started playing. The first dancer was a pretty girl who did an excellent job dancing. I was watching her when I noticed my wife come out of the dressing room. She was dressed in a skimpy little outfit that showed a lot of skin. It had a thong bikini that let her ass-cheeks show. She walked up to the bar and played like she didn’t know me, ordering herself a drink. We’d decided to act this way all night, to add to the fun.
A couple of guys started talking to her, and I was excited with this arrangement, because I could watch as if I weren’t her husband.
When it was her turn to dance, she went up on the stage. She danced to about six guys sitting in the front row. She was smiling, and one could tell she was having fun. On the second song, her top came off. I was hard! My wife was topless in front of half a dozen guys, onstage, stripping for the first time in her life. She was bending over in front of strangers who were giving her dollar bills. Her hands rubbed her tits and pinched her nipples. The second song wasn’t even over before she was removing her bottoms, throwing them to the side and dancing completely naked (except for her heels) in front of guys with money in front of them. She was having so much fun, she’d have danced to them even if they hadn’t been giving her money.
She came over to the end of the stage and smiled at me, giving me a very sultry look. Her pussy was completely shaved. I almost came.
She turned and went back to the guys in the front row, lay down on the stage and spread her legs. She struck many poses while rolling on the floor, most all of them showing her pussy. She looked especially good when she got on all fours, facing the guys on the other side of the stage. Her ass pointed toward those behind her, and her pussy was spread open for all to see.
The guys only a couple of feet from her cunt were leaning forward to get the best look they could. All too soon, her set of songs ended and she was off to the dressing room.
After she changed and came back out, she came to the bar. I started talking to her like we’d just met. It was fun role-playing. She was very excited about what she was doing. Her new outfit was just as sexy as the last.
When it was her turn to dance again, I went to the stage and put my dollars up. She was one hot number! I was so proud of her! She danced for me like she had for everyone else, squatting and spreading her legs. Her big clit poked out of her sexy lips. I stayed there as she went to the next guys, four of them celebrating a birthday. They mentioned this to her, and she did a special dance for the birthday boy.
Facing him and squatting with her knees on both sides of his head, she positioned her pussy just inches from his face. The guys sitting by his side were leaning to look at her cunt. She took the guy’s hands and pointed both his index fingers up, then guided them down her tits to her nipples. One of the bouncers came over and motioned no to her, but she didn’t care and continued for a few more seconds.
After she was done dancing this set and went to change, I went back to the bar and sat. She appeared later in another outfit and came to the bar to get a drink. Acting as if she was making small talk, she suggested I come downstairs and watch her. The birthday boy’s buddies had bought him a lap dance.
I went downstairs and sat at the bar as she went to get him. I ordered a drink and waited. She showed up with him and I watched. She got topless as he sat on the couch. She danced and rubbed her tits over his body. According to the rules, his hands were on the couch back and he wasn’t touching her. I would have enjoyed watching him feel her up.
I spent the rest of the evening watching her dance buck naked on the stage and give private dances on the downstairs couches.
One particular guy seemed to get her attention. He bought her a couple of drinks and she danced for him for three songs. I could tell she liked him. I went and sat at the stage to watch and listen.
They were making small talk and he was giving her a lot of dollar bills. He was telling her how much he liked her shaved pussy and her big clit. She just smiled and spread her legs, even going so far as to rub her clit with her fingers and spreading her pussy lips for him to see. I could tell she was getting off on what she was doing. It was highly erotic sitting two seats away, listening to a stranger telling my wife how hot she was and seeing her get sexually charged.
After changing again and coming out of the dressing room, she had on one of my favorite outfits: a one-piece, patent leather, crotchless teddy that’s cut out around her tits, leaving them exposed. After more dancing, mainly to this one guy, her set was over.
She got dressed and went d
ownstairs with this guy to give him a lap dance. I followed them about ten minutes later. Except for me at the bar and the bartender, they were the only ones downstairs. The couch they were in was at an angle, facing away from the bar. The guy was sitting with his arms on the couch back, Lori’s knees straddling his legs.
She would take each tit in her hands and place a nipple on his nose before sliding it down into his mouth. He would eagerly suck it. I was surprised she was doing this. She whispered into his ear and he looked around the room and said something back. I could make out Lori saying, “He’s okay,” as she looked my way.
My wife’s hands were in front of her as they continued to talk. As she motioned with her head for me to come over, her hands grabbed her tits again and she resumed sliding her nipples over the guy’s face and in his mouth. As I walked up to them, Lori asked me to put some quarters into the jukebox. I walked around in front of the couch to the jukebox and, as I put coins in, I turned and looked at them. My heart leaped into my throat! I had a perfect view of a huge cock splitting my wife’s crotchless outfit wide open, stretching her cunt lips as she had impaled herself on him. As she would raise herself to put her tit in the guy’s mouth, his cock would slide partway out before she plunged back down onto it.
Her movements were so sporadic that you couldn’t tell they were fucking. I sat down on a couch next to the jukebox so I could watch. When a song ended, they’d just sit still so some of the others who had come downstairs wouldn’t know what they were doing. One of the other dancers entered the room just as Lori was coming, and hollered toward her that it was her turn to dance on stage. Lori bit her lip and nodded her head okay.
Then the guy tensed, and I watched as his dick slid out of my wife’s stretched-wide cunt lips as she got up, his come shooting onto the floor. Lori gave him a quick kiss and ran upstairs.— Name and address withheld
A DILDO WRAPPED IN A PUSSY INSIDE AN ENIGMA
The area was finally given a break from the scorching summer heat, perfect for lying outside and getting a tan. My house is surrounded by woods; the nearest neighbor is two hundred feet away, barely visible through the trees, allowing me to lose any inhibitions about sunbathing in the nude.
After covering my body with oil, I lay upon the blanket, enjoying the soft breeze, and started massaging my thighs and breasts, rolling my fingers over my nipples, which were quite taut by that time. Suddenly, I felt that hot surge coming up from my loins, and I knew right away that I was going to be a naughty girl.