Short Stories

by Ernest Hemingway

  “What do you think I’m going to do?”

  Two people came in the door and went up to the bar.

  “Yes, sir,” the barman took the orders.

  “You can’t forgive me? When you know about it?” the girl asked.

  “No.”

  “You don’t think things we’ve had and done should make any difference in understanding?”

  “‘Vice is a monster of such fearful mien,’” the young man said bitterly, “that to be something or other needs but to be seen. Then we something, something, then embrace.” He could not remember the words. “I can’t quote,” he said.

  “Let’s not say vice,” she said. “That’s not very polite.”

  “Perversion,” he said.

  “James,” one of the clients addressed the barman, “you’re looking very well.”

  “You’re looking very well yourself,” the barman said.

  “Old James,” the other client said. “You’re fatter, James.”

  “It’s terrible,” the barman said, “the way I put it on.”

  “Don’t neglect to insert the brandy, James,” the first client said.

  “No, sir,” said the barman. “Trust me.”

  The two at the bar looked over at the two at the table, then looked back at the barman again. Towards the barman was the comfortable direction.

  “I’d like it better if you didn’t use words like that,” the girl said. “There’s no necessity to use a word like that.”

  “What do you want me to call it?”

  “You don’t have to call it. You don’t have to put any name to it.”

  “That’s the name for it.”

  “No,” she said. “We’re made up of all sorts of things. You’ve known that. You’ve used it well enough.”

  “You don’t have to say that again.”

  “Because that explains it to you.”

  “All right,” he said. “All right.”

  “You mean all wrong. I know. It’s all wrong. But I’ll come back. I told you I’d come back. I’ll come back right away.”

  “No, you won’t.”

  “I’ll come back.”

  “No, you won’t. Not to me.”

  “You’ll see.”

  “Yes,” he said. “That’s the hell of it. You probably will.”

  “Of course I will.”

  “Go on, then.”

  “Really?” She could not believe him, but her voice was happy.

  “Go on,” his voice sounded strange to him. He was looking at her, at the way her mouth went and the curve of her cheek bones, at her eyes and at the way her hair grew on her forehead and at the edge of her ear and at her neck.

  “Not really. Oh, you’re too sweet,” she said. “You’re too good to me.”

  “And when you come back tell me all about it.” His voice sounded very strange. He did not recognize it. She looked at him quickly. He was settled into something.

  “You want me to go?” she asked seriously.

  “Yes,” he said seriously. “Right away.” His voice was not the same, and his mouth was very dry. “Now,” he said.

  She stood up and went out quickly. She did not look back at him. He watched her go. He was not the same looking man as he had been before he had told her to go. He got up from the table, picked up the two checks and went over to the bar with them.

  “I’m a different man, James,” he said to the barman. “You see in me quite a different man.”

  “Yes, sir?” said James.

  “Vice,” said the brown young man, “is a very strange thing, James.” He looked out the door. He saw her going down the street. As he looked in the glass, he saw he was really quite a different looking man. The other two at the bar moved down to make room for him.

  “You’re right there, sir,” James said.

  The other two moved down a little more, so that he would be quite comfortable. The young man saw himself in the mirror behind the bar. “I said I was a different man, James,” he said. Looking into the mirror he saw that this was quite true.

  “You look very well, sir,” James said. “You must have had a very good summer.”

  A Way You’ll Never Be

  The attack had gone across the field, been held up by machine gun fire from the sunken road and from the group of farm houses, encountered no resistance in the town, and reached the bank of the river. Coming along the road on a bicycle, getting off to push the machine when the surface of the road became too broken, Nicholas Adams saw what had happened by the position of the dead.

  They lay alone or in clumps in the high grass of the field and along the road, their pockets out, and over them were flies and around each body or group of bodies were the scattered papers.

  In the grass and the grain, beside the road, and in someplaces scattered over the road, there was much material: a field kitchen, it must have come over when things were going well; many of the calfskin-covered haversacks, stick bombs, helmets, rifles, sometimes one butt up, the bayonet stuck in the dirt, they had dug quite a little at the last; stick bombs, helmets, rifles, entrenching tools, ammunition boxes, star-shell pistols, their shells scattered about, medical kits, gas masks, empty gas mask cans, a squat, tripodded machine gun in a nest of empty shells, full belts protruding from the boxes, the water-cooling can empty and on its side, the breech block gone, the crew in odd positions, and around them, in the grass, more of the typical papers.

  There were mass prayer books, group postcards showing the machine gun unit standing in ranked and ruddy cheerfulness as in a football picture for a college annual; now they were humped and swollen in the grass; propaganda postcards showing a soldier in Austrian uniform bending a woman backward over a bed; the figures were impressionistically drawn; very attractively depicted and had nothing in common with actual rape in which the woman’s skirts are pulled over her head to smother her, one comrade sometimes sitting upon the head. There were many of these inciting cards which had evidently been issued just before the offensive. Now they were scattered with the smutty postcards, photographic; the small photographs of village girls by village photographers, the occasional pictures of children, and the letters, letters, letters. There was always much paper about the dead and the debris of this attack wall no exception.

  These were new dead and no one had bothered with anything but their pockets. Our own dead, or what he thought of, still, as our own dead, were surprisingly few, Nick noticed. Their coats had been opened too and their pockets were out, and they showed, by their positions, the manner and the skill of the attack. The hot weather had swollen them all alike regardless of nationality.

  The town had evidently been defended, at the last, from the line of the sunken road and there had been few or no Austrians to fall back into it. There were only three bodies in the street and they looked to have been killed running. The houses of the town were broken by the shelling and the street had much rubble of plaster and mortar and there were broken beams, broken tiles, and many holes, some of them yellow-edged from the mustard gas. There were many pieces of shell, and shrapnel balls were scattered in the rubble. There was no one in the town at all.

  Nick Adams had seen no one since he had left Fornaci, although, riding along the road through the over-foliaged country, he had seen guns hidden under screens of mulberry leaves to the left of the road, noticing them by the heat waves in the air above the leaves where the sun hit the metal. Now he went on through the town, surprised to find it deserted, and came out on the low road beneath the bank of the river. Leaving the town there was a bare open space where the road slanted down and he could see the placid reach of the river and the low curve of the opposite bank and the whitened, sun-baked mud where the Austrians had dug. It was all very lush and over-green since he had seen it last and becoming historical had made no chan
ge in this, the lower river.

  The battalion was along the bank to the left. There was a series of holes in the top of the bank with a few men in them. Nick noticed where the machine guns were posted and the signal rockets in their racks. The men in the holes in the side of the bank were sleeping. No one challenged. He went on and as he came around a turn in the mud bank a young second lieutenant with a stubble of beard and red-rimmed, very blood-shot eyes pointed a pistol at him.

  “Who are you?”

  Nick told him.

  “How do I know this?”

  Nick showed him the tessera with photograph and identification and the seal of the third army. He took hold of it.

  “I will keep this.”

  “You will not,” Nick said. “Give me back the card and put your gun away. There. In the holster.”

  “How am I to know who you are?”

  “The tessera tells you.”

  “And if the tessera is false? Give me that card.”

  “Don’t be a fool,” Nick said cheerfully. “Take me to your company commander.”

  “I should send you to battalion headquarters.”

  “All right,” said Nick. “Listen, do you know the Captain Paravicini? The tall one with the small mustache who was an architect and speaks English?”

  “You know him?”

  “A little.”

  “What company does he command?”

  “The second.”

  “He is commanding the battalion.”

  “Good,” said Nick. He was relieved to know that Para was all right. “Let us go to the battalion.”

  As Nick had left the edge of the town three shrapnel had burst high and to the right over one of the wrecked houses and since then there had been no shelling. But the face of this officer looked like the face of a man during a bombardment. There was the same tightness and the voice did not sound natural. His pistol made Nick nervous.

  “Put it away,” he said. “There’s the whole river between them and you.”

  “If I thought you were a spy I would shoot you now,” the second lieutenant said.

  “Come on,” said Nick. “Let us go to the battalion.” This officer made him very nervous.

  The Captain Paravicini, acting major, thinner and more English looking than ever, rose when Nick saluted from behind the table in the dugout that was battalion headquarters.

  “Hello,” he said. “I didn’t know you. What are you doing in that uniform?”

  “They’ve put me in it.”

  “I am very glad to see you, Nicolo.”

  “Right. You look well. How was the show?”

  “We made a very fine attack. Truly. A very fine attack. I will show you. Look.”

  He showed on the map how the attack had gone.

  “I came from Fornaci,” Nick said. “I could see how it had been. It was very good.”

  “It was extraordinary. Altogether extraordinary. Are you attached to the regiment?”

  “No. I am supposed to move around and let them see the uniform.”

  “How odd.”

  “If they see one American uniform that is supposed to make them believe others are coming.”

  “But how will they know it is an American uniform?”

  “You will tell them.”

  “Oh. Yes, I see. I will send a corporal with you to show you about and you will make a tour of the lines.”

  “Like a bloody politician,” Nick said.

  “You would be much more distinguished in civilian clothes. They are what is really distinguished.”

  “With a homburg hat,” said Nick.

  “Or with a very furry fedora.”

  “I’m supposed to have my pockets full of cigarettes and postal cards and such things,” Nick said. “I should have a musette full of chocolate. These I should distribute with a kind word and a pat on the back. But there weren’t any cigarettes and postcards and no chocolate. So they said to circulate around anyway.”

  “I’m sure your appearance will be very heartening to the troops.”

  “I wish you wouldn’t,” Nick said. “I feel badly enough about it as it is. In principle, I would have brought you a bottle of brandy.”

  “In principle,” Para said and smiled, for the first time, showing yellowed teeth. “Such a beautiful expression. Would you like some Grappa?”

  “No, thank you,” Nick said.

  “It hasn’t any ether in it.”

  “I can taste that still,” Nick remembered suddenly and completely.

  “You know I never knew you were drunk until you started talking coming back in the camions.”

  “I was stinking in every attack,” Nick said.

  “I can’t do it,” Para said. “I took it in the first show, the very first show, and it only made me very upset and then frightfully thirsty.”

  “You don’t need it.”

  “You’re much braver in an attack than I am.”

  “No,” Nick said. “I know how I am and I prefer to get stinking. I’m not ashamed of it.”

  “I’ve never seen you drunk.”

  “No?” said Nick. “Never? Not when we rode from Mestre to Portogrande that night and I wanted to go to sleep and used the bicycle for a blanket and pulled it up under my chin?”

  “That wasn’t in the lines.”

  “Let’s not talk about how I am,” Nick said. “It’s a subject I know too much about to want to think about it anymore.”

  “You might as well stay here a while,” Paravicini said. “You can take a nap if you like. They didn’t do much to this in the bombardment. It’s too hot to go out yet.”

  “I suppose there is no hurry.”

  “How are you really?”

  “I’m fine. I’m perfectly all right.”

  “No. I mean really.”

  “I’m all right. I can’t sleep without a light of some sort. That’s all I have now.”

  “I said it should have been trepanned. I’m no doctor but I know that.”

  “Well, they thought it was better to have it absorb, and that’s what I got. What’s the matter? I don’t seem crazy to you, do I?”

  “You seem in top-hole shape.”

  “It’s a hell of a nuisance once they’ve had you certified as nutty,” Nick said. “No one ever has any confidence in you again.”

  “I would take a nap, Nicolo,” Paravicini said. “This isn’t battalion headquarters as we used to know it. We’re just waiting to be pulled out. You oughtn’t to go out in the heat now—it’s silly. Use that bunk.”

  “I might just lie down,” Nick said.

  Nick lay on the bunk. He was very disappointed that he felt this way and more disappointed, even, that it was so obvious to Captain Paravicini. This was not as large a dugout as the one where that platoon of the class of 1899, just out at the front, got hysterics during the bombardment before the attack, and Para had had him walk them two at a time outside to show them nothing would happen, he wearing his own chin strap tight across his mouth to keep his lips quiet. Knowing they could not hold it when they took it. Knowing it was all a bloody balls—If he can’t stop crying, break his nose to give him something else to think about. I’d shoot one but it’s too late now. They’d all be worse. Break his nose. They’ve put it back to five-twenty. We’ve only got four minutes more. Break that other silly bugger’s nose and kick his silly ass out of here. Do you think they’ll go over? If they don’t, shoot two and try to scoop the others out some way. Keep behind them, sergeant. It’s no use to walk ahead. and find there’s nothing coming behind you. Bail them out as you go. What a bloody balls. All right. That’s right. Then, looking at the watch, in that quiet tone, that valuable quiet tone, “Savoia.” Making it cold, no time to get it, he couldn’t fin
d his own after the cave-in, one whole end had caved in; it was that started them; making it cold up that slope the only time he hadn’t done it stinking. And after they came back the teleferica house burned, it seemed, and some of the wounded got down four days later and some did not get down, but we went up and we went back and we came down—we always came down. And there was Gaby Delys, oddly enough, with feathers on; you called me baby doll a year ago tadada you said that I was rather nice to know tadada with feathers on, with feathers off, the great Gaby, and my name’s Harry Pilcer, too, we used to step out of the far side of the taxis when it got steep going up the hill and he could see that hill every night when he dreamed with Sacré Coeur, blown white, like a soap bubble. Sometimes his girl was there and sometimes she was with someone else and he could not understand that, but those were the nights the river ran so much wider and stiller than it should and outside of Fossalta there was a low house painted yellow with willows all around it and a low stable and there was a canal, and he had been there a thousand times and never seen it, but there it was every night as plain as the hill, only it frightened him. That house meant more than anything and every night he had it. That was what he needed but it frightened him especially when the boat lay there quietly in the willows on the canal, but the banks weren’t like this river. It was all lower, as it was at Portogrande, where they had seen them come wallowing across the flooded ground holding the rifles high until they fell with them in the water. Who ordered that one? If it didn’t get so damned mixed up he could follow it all right. That was why he noticed everything in such detail to keep it all straight so he would know just where he was, but suddenly it confused without reason as now, he lying in a bunk at battalion headquarters, with Para commanding a battalion and he in a bloody American uniform. He sat up and looked around; they all watching him. Para was gone out. He lay down again.