15a The Prince and Betty

by Unknown

  “You feel, then, that on the whole—”

  “I feel that on the whole this is just the business I’ve been hunting for. You couldn’t keep me out of it now with an ax.”

  Smith looked at him curiously, but refrained from enquiries. That there must be something at the back of this craving for adventure and excitement, he knew. The easy-going John he had known of old would certainly not have deserted the danger zone, but he would not have welcomed entry to it so keenly. It was plain that he was hungry for work that would keep him from thought. Smith was eminently a patient young man, and though the problem of what upheaval had happened to change John to such an extent interested him greatly, he was prepared to wait for explanations.

  Of the imminence of the danger he was perfectly aware. He had known from the first that Mr. Parker’s concluding words were not an empty threat. His experience as a reporter had given him the knowledge that is only given in its entirety to police and newspaper men: that there are two New Yorks—one, a modern, well-policed city, through which one may walk from end to end without encountering adventure; the other, a city as full of sinister intrigue, of whisperings and conspiracies, of battle, murder, and sudden death in dark byways, as any town of mediaeval Italy. Given certain conditions, anything may happen in New York. And Smith realized that these conditions now prevailed in his own case. He had come into conflict with New York’s underworld. Circumstances had placed him below the surface, where only his wits could help him.

  He would have been prepared to see the thing through by himself, but there was no doubt that John as an ally would be a distinct comfort.

  Nevertheless, he felt compelled to give his friend a last chance of withdrawing.

  “You know,” he said, “there is really no reason why you should—”

  “But I’m going to,” interrupted John. “That’s all there is to it. What’s going to happen, anyway? I don’t know anything about these gangs. I thought they spent all their time shooting each other up.”

  “Not all, unfortunately, Comrade John. They are always charmed to take on a small job like this on the side.”

  “And what does it come to? Do we have an entire gang camping on our trail in a solid mass, or only one or two toughs?”

  “Merely a section, I should imagine. Comrade Parker would go to the main boss of the gang—Bat Jarvis, if it was the Groome Street gang, or Spider Reilly and Dude Dawson if he wanted the Three Points or the Table Hill lot. The boss would chat over the matter with his own special partners, and they would fix it up among themselves. The rest of the gang would probably know nothing about it. The fewer in the game, you see, the fewer to divide the Parker dollars. So what we have to do is to keep a lookout for a dozen or so aristocrats of that dignified deportment which comes from constant association with the main boss, and, if we can elude these, all will be well.”

  It was by Smith’s suggestion that the editorial staff of Peaceful Moments dined that night at the Astor roof-garden.

  “The tired brain,” he said, “needs to recuperate. To feed on such a night as this in some low-down hostelry on the level of the street, with German waiters breathing heavily down the back of one’s neck and two fiddles and a piano hitting up ragtime about three feet from one’s tympanum, would be false economy. Here, fanned by cool breezes and surrounded by passably fair women and brave men, one may do a certain amount of tissue-restoring. Moreover, there is little danger up here of being slugged by our moth-eaten acquaintance of this afternoon. We shall probably find him waiting for us at the main entrance with a black-jack, but till then—”

  He turned with gentle grace to his soup. It was a warm night, and the roof-garden was full. From where they sat they could see the million twinkling lights of the city. John, watching them, as he smoked a cigarette at the conclusion of the meal, had fallen into a dream. He came to himself with a start, to find Smith in conversation with a waiter.

  “Yes, my name is Smith,” he was saying.

  The waiter retired to one of the tables and spoke to a young man sitting there. John, recollected having seen this solitary diner looking in their direction once or twice during dinner, but the fact had not impressed him.

  “What’s the matter?” he asked.

  “The man at that table sent over to ask if my name was Smith. It was. He is now coming along to chat in person. I wonder why. I don’t know him from Adam.”

  The stranger was threading his way between the tables.

  “Can I have a word with you, Mr. Smith?” he said. The waiter brought a chair and he seated himself.

  “By the way,” said Smith, “my friend, Mr. Maude. Your own name will doubtless come up in the course of general chitchat over the coffee-cups.”

  “Not on your tintype it won’t,” said the stranger decidedly. “It won’t be needed. Is Mr. Maude on your paper? That’s all right, then. I can go ahead.”

  He turned to Smith.

  “It’s about that Broster Street thing.”

  “More fame!” murmured Smith. “We certainly are making a hit with the great public over Broster Street.”

  “Well, you understand certain parties have got it in against you?”

  “A charming conversationalist, one Comrade Parker, hinted at something of the sort in a recent conversation. We shall endeavor, however, to look after ourselves.”

  “You’ll need to. The man behind is a big bug.”

  “Who is he?”

  The stranger shrugged his shoulders.

  “Search me. You wouldn’t expect him to give that away.”

  “Then on what system have you estimated the size of the gentleman’s bug-hood? What makes you think that he’s a big bug?”

  “By the number of dollars he was ready to put up to have you put through.”

  Smith’s eyes gleamed for an instant, but he spoke as coolly as ever.

  “Oh!” he said. “And which gang has he hired?”

  “I couldn’t say. He—his agent, that is—came to Bat Jarvis. Bat for some reason turned the job down.”

  “He did? Why?”

  “Search me. Nobody knows. But just as soon as he heard who it was he was being asked to lay for, he turned it down cold. Said none of his fellows was going to put a finger on anyone who had anything to do with your paper. I don’t know what you’ve been doing to Bat, but he sure is the long-lost brother to you.”

  “A powerful argument in favor of kindness to animals!” said Smith. “One of his celebrated stud of cats came into the possession of our stenographer. What did she do? Instead of having the animal made into a nourishing soup, she restored it to its bereaved owner. Observe the sequel. We are very much obliged to Comrade Jarvis.”

  “He sent me along,” went on the stranger, “to tell you to watch out, because one of the other gangs was dead sure to take on the job. And he said you were to know that he wasn’t mixed up in it. Well, that’s all. I’ll be pushing along. I’ve a date. Glad to have met you, Mr. Maude. Goodnight.”

  For a few moments after he had gone, Smith and John sat smoking in silence.

  “What’s the time?” asked Smith suddenly. “If it’s not too late—Hello, here comes our friend once more.”

  The stranger came up to the table, a light overcoat over his dress clothes. From the pocket of this he produced a watch.

  “Force of habit,” he said apologetically, handing it to John. “You’ll pardon me. Goodnight again.”

  CHAPTER XVIII

  THE HIGHFIELD

  John looked after him, open-mouthed. The events of the evening had been a revelation to him. He had not realized the ramifications of New York’s underworld. That members of the gangs should appear in gorgeous raiment in the Astor roof-garden was a surprise. “And now,” said Smith, “that our friend has so sportingly returned your watch, take a look at it and see the time. Nine? Excellent. We shall do it comfortably.”

  “What’s that?” asked John.

  “Our visit to the Highfield. A young friend of mine who is f
ighting there to-night sent me tickets a few days ago. In your perusal of Peaceful Moments you may have chanced to see mention of one Kid Brady. He is the man. I was intending to go in any case, but an idea has just struck me that we might combine pleasure with business. Has it occurred to you that these black-jack specialists may drop in on us at the office? And, if so, that Comrade Maloney’s statement that we are not in may be insufficient to keep them out? Comrade Brady would be an invaluable assistant. And as we are his pugilistic sponsors, without whom he would not have got this fight at all, I think we may say that he will do any little thing we may ask of him.”

  It was certainly true that, from the moment the paper had taken up his cause, Kid Brady’s star had been in the ascendant. The sporting pages of the big dailies had begun to notice him, until finally the management of the Highfield Club had signed him on for a ten-round bout with a certain Cyclone Dick Fisher.

  “He should,” continued Smith, “if equipped in any degree with the finer feelings, be bubbling over with gratitude toward us. At any rate, it is worth investigating.”

  Far away from the comfortable glare of Broadway, in a place of disheveled houses and insufficient street-lamps, there stands the old warehouse which modern enterprise has converted into the Highfield Athletic and Gymnastic Club. The imagination, stimulated by the title, conjures up picture-covered walls, padded chairs, and seas of white shirt front. The Highfield differs in some respects from this fancy picture. Indeed, it would be hard to find a respect in which it does not differ. But these names are so misleading! The title under which the Highfield used to be known till a few years back was “Swifty Bob’s.” It was a good, honest title. You knew what to export, and if you attended seances at Swifty Bob’s you left your gold watch and your little savings at home. But a wave of anti-pugilistic feeling swept over the New York authorities. Promoters of boxing contests found themselves, to their acute disgust, raided by the police. The industry began to languish. Persons avoided places where at any moment the festivities might be marred by an inrush of large men in blue uniforms, armed with locust sticks.

  And then some big-brained person suggested the club idea, which stands alone as an example of American dry humor. At once there were no boxing contests in New York; Swifty Bob and his fellows would have been shocked at the idea of such a thing. All that happened now was exhibition sparring bouts between members of the club. It is true that next day the papers very tactlessly reported the friendly exhibition spar as if it had been quite a serious affair, but that was not the fault of Swifty Bob.

  Kid Brady, the chosen of Peaceful Moments, was billed for a “ten-round exhibition contest,” to be the main event of the evening’s entertainment.

  A long journey on the subway took them to the neighborhood, and after considerable wandering they arrived at their destination.

  Smith’s tickets were for a ringside box, a species of sheep pen of unpolished wood, with four hard chairs in it. The interior of the Highfield Athletic and Gymnastic Club was severely free from anything in the shape of luxury and ornament. Along the four walls were raised benches in tiers. On these were seated as tough-looking a collection of citizens as one might wish to see. On chairs at the ringside were the reporters with tickers at their sides. In the center of the room, brilliantly lighted by half-a-dozen electric chandeliers, was the ring.

  There were preliminary bouts before the main event. A burly gentleman in shirt-sleeves entered the ring, followed by two slim youths in fighting costume and a massive person in a red jersey, blue serge trousers, and yellow braces, who chewed gum with an abstracted air throughout the proceedings.

  The burly gentleman gave tongue in a voice that cleft the air like a cannon ball.

  “Exhibit-i-on four-round bout between Patsy Milligan and Tommy Goodley, members of this club. Patsy on my right, Tommy on my left. Gentlemen will kindly stop smokin’.”

  The audience did nothing of the sort. Possibly they did not apply the description to themselves. Possibly they considered the appeal a mere formula. Somewhere in the background a gong sounded, and Patsy, from the right, stepped briskly forward to meet Tommy, approaching from the left.

  The contest was short but energetic. At intervals the combatants would cling affectionately to one another, and on these occasions the red-jerseyed man, still chewing gum and still wearing the same air of being lost in abstract thought, would split up the mass by the simple method of ploughing his way between the pair. Toward the end of the first round Thomas, eluding a left swing, put Patrick neatly to the floor, where the latter remained for the necessary ten seconds.

  The remaining preliminaries proved disappointing. So much so that in the last of the series a soured sportsman on one of the benches near the roof began in satirical mood to whistle the “Merry Widow Waltz.” It was here that the red-jerseyed thinker for the first and last time came out of his meditative trance. He leaned over the ropes, and spoke, without heat, but firmly:

  “If that guy whistling back up yonder thinks he can do better than these boys, he can come right down into the ring.”

  The whistling ceased.

  There was a distinct air of relief when the last preliminary was finished and preparations for the main bout began. It did not commence at once. There were formalities to be gone through, introductions and the like. The burly gentleman reappeared from nowhere, ushering into the ring a sheepishly grinning youth in a flannel suit.

  “In-ter-_doo_-cin’ Young Leary,” he bellowed impressively, “a noo member of this club, who will box some good boy here in September.”

  He walked to the other side of the ring and repeated the remark. A raucous welcome was accorded to the new member.

  Two other notable performers were introduced in a similar manner, and then the building became suddenly full of noise, for a tall youth in a bath robe, attended by a little army of assistants, had entered the ring. One of the army carried a bright green bucket, on which were painted in white letters the words “Cyclone Dick Fisher.” A moment later there was another, though a far less, uproar, as Kid Brady, his pleasant face wearing a self-conscious smirk, ducked under the ropes and sat down in the opposite corner.

  “Ex-hib-it-i-on ten-round bout,” thundered the burly gentleman, “between Cyclone Dick Fisher—”

  Loud applause. Mr. Fisher was one of the famous, a fighter with a reputation from New York to San Francisco. He was generally considered the most likely man to give the hitherto invincible Jimmy Garvin a hard battle for the light-weight championship.

  “Oh, you Dick!” roared the crowd.

  Mr. Fisher bowed benevolently.

  “—and Kid Brady, member of this—”

  There was noticeably less applause for the Kid. He was an unknown. A few of those present had heard of his victories in the West, but these were but a small section of the crowd. When the faint applause had ceased, Smith rose to his feet.

  “Oh, you Kid!” he observed encouragingly. “I should not like Comrade Brady,” he said, reseating himself, “to think that he has no friend but his poor old mother, as occurred on a previous occasion.”

  The burly gentleman, followed by the two armies of assistants, dropped down from the ring, and the gong sounded.

  Mr. Fisher sprang from his corner as if somebody had touched a spring. He seemed to be of the opinion that if you are a cyclone, it is never too soon to begin behaving like one. He danced round the Kid with an india-rubber agility. The Peaceful Moments representative exhibited more stolidity. Except for the fact that he was in fighting attitude, with one gloved hand moving slowly in the neighborhood of his stocky chest, and the other pawing the air on a line with his square jaw, one would have said that he did not realize the position of affairs. He wore the friendly smile of the good-natured guest who is led forward by his hostess to join in some game to amuse the children.

  Suddenly his opponent’s long left shot out. The Kid, who had been strolling forward, received it under the chin, and continued to stroll forward as if not
hing of note had happened. He gave the impression of being aware that Mr. Fisher had committed a breach of good taste and of being resolved to pass it off with ready tact.

  The Cyclone, having executed a backward leap, a forward leap, and a feint, landed heavily with both hands. The Kid’s genial smile did not even quiver, but he continued to move forward. His opponent’s left flashed out again, but this time, instead of ignoring the matter, the Kid replied with a heavy right swing, and Mr. Fisher leaping back, found himself against the ropes. By the time he had got out of that uncongenial position, two more of the Kid’s swings had found their mark. Mr. Fisher, somewhat perturbed, scuttled out into the middle of the ring, the Kid following in his self-contained, stolid way.

  The Cyclone now became still more cyclonic. He had a left arm which seemed to open out in joints like a telescope. Several times when the Kid appeared well out of distance there was a thud as a brown glove ripped in over his guard and jerked his head back. But always he kept boring in, delivering an occasional right to the body with the pleased smile of an infant destroying a Noah’s ark with a tack-hammer. Despite these efforts, however, he was plainly getting all the worst of it. Energetic Mr. Fisher, relying on his long left, was putting in three blows to his one. When the gong sounded, ending the first round, the house was practically solid for the Cyclone. Whoops and yells rose from everywhere. The building rang with shouts of, “Oh, you Dick!”

  Smith turned sadly to John.

  “It seems to me,” he said, “that this merry meeting looks like doing Comrade Brady no good. I should not be surprised at any moment to see his head bounce off on to the floor.”

  Rounds two and three were a repetition of round one. The Cyclone raged almost unchecked about the ring. In one lightning rally in the third he brought his right across squarely on to the Kid’s jaw. It was a blow which should have knocked any boxer out. The Kid merely staggered slightly, and returned to business still smiling.