In His Image

by James Beauseigneur

  “What was it that Professor Goodman said?” Elizabeth asked. “That it was the most important discovery since Columbus discovered America?”

  “Yeah,” Decker responded, shaking his head.

  “Well, if the Shroud has been proven a forgery, what else could he be talking about?”

  “I don’t know,” Decker shrugged. “The only thing I can think of is that Goodman has discovered how the image was made. After all, even though we know it’s a forgery, we still have no idea how the image was transferred to the cloth,” he explained. “But if that’s all he’s found, he’s blowing this way out of proportion. It could hardly be compared with Columbus discovering America.”

  “Well, then he must have discovered some way to prove that it’s real,” Elizabeth concluded.

  Decker shook his head. “No, that’s crazy,” he concluded. “The Carbon 14 dating was conclusive. And besides, it’s axiomatic that you can’t prove the existence of God in the laboratory. So even if the dating was wrong, how could Goodman prove the authenticity of the Shroud? Proving the Shroud is a forgery is something science can do, but trying to prove it’s authentic would be nuts.” Decker paused and then added, “Not to mention totally out of character for someone like Goodman, who’s not even sure of his own existence, much less the existence of God.” Elizabeth and Decker laughed, kissed, and ended their conversation for the night.

  Los Angeles, California

  Harry Goodman met Decker at the Los Angeles airport. Once they reached his car, Goodman wasted no time getting to the subject at hand. “You remember, no doubt,” Goodman said, “the effect it had on me when we discovered the minute particles of dirt in the heel area of the Shroud image.” Goodman presumed too much—ten years had passed since Turin—but Decker politely nodded his recollection. “It made no sense,” Goodman continued. “No medieval forger would have gone to the trouble of rubbing dirt into the Shroud unless it could be seen by the naked eye. It was then that I began to question my assumption that the Shroud was a forgery.”

  Decker shook his head, certain he must have misunderstood.

  Could Goodman really be suggesting he thought the Shroud was real?

  “You, of course, recall that some of the most conclusive work on the Shroud was done by Dr. John Heller using the samples gathered on the strips of Mylar tape.” Decker did recall. Heller and Dr. Allan Adler had proven that the stains were human blood and had also determined that the images were the result of oxidation. 8

  “Yeah,” Decker replied. “But how can any of that matter now that we know the Shroud’s not old enough to be authentic?”

  “I wanted to examine the tape samples taken from the heel and foot area more closely,” Goodman continued, ignoring Decker’s question, “so I arranged to have the samples sent here. You will recall that the samples were placed in a specially built case, and they took great care to guarantee that no foreign materials got onto the samples. Each sample was cataloged by where it had come from on the Shroud and then the case was sealed hermetically for shipping. Unfortunately, that was like closing the gate after the horses have already gone.

  “In Turin, I personally counted more than a dozen different contaminated articles that came in contact with the Shroud. At least two team members and three priests kissed it. As far as kissing and touching the thing, it seems that’s been going on for as long as it’s been around. And don’t forget the rust stains from those old thumbtacks. Even our procedures to prevent contamination introduced some contaminants. The cotton gloves we wore surely carried American pollen that, no doubt, got onto the Shroud material. And while we’re talking about other materials, let’s not forget the plywood, or the backing material, or the red silk covering.

  “The point of all this is that the tape samples picked up all sorts of garbage that had nothing to do with the origin of the Shroud or the creation of the image. In his published report on the Shroud, Dr. Heller noted finding both natural and synthetic fibers, fly ash, animal hairs, insect parts, beeswax from church candles, and a couple of dozen other assorted materials, not to mention spores and pollen. 9 Because of all this clutter, Heller decided that most of his examination should employ levels of magnification just powerful enough to examine substances that could have been used to create a visible image and to ignore the smaller, irrelevant materials.

  “For his purposes, Heller did exactly what he should have done, but his procedures would have missed the kind of evidence I was looking for. That’s why I decided to have a second look. I was interested in what might ordinarily have been missed among all the microscopic clutter.

  “I believe that what I found will explain the whole Shroud mystery.” Goodman paused. “But there’s more.”

  Decker waited but Goodman was silent. “Well, what is it?” Decker asked.

  “Where’s your sense of drama, Hawthorne?” asked Goodman. “You’ll see soon enough.”

  At the university, Goodman drove to the William G. Young Science building on the east side of the UCLA campus and parked in the tenured faculty parking lot. His office was on the fourth floor and looked out over a courtyard westward toward the Engineering building. It was arranged very much the same as the office he’d had at UT, including the ragged but now framed “I think, therefore, I am. I think.” poster and a laser-printed version of Goodman’s First Law of Achievement. “Before we go any farther,” Goodman began, as they settled into his office, “I must confess that I have brought you here under slightly false pretenses.” Decker didn’t like the sound of that but he let Goodman continue. “What I am going to show you may not be revealed to anyone. At least not yet.”

  “Then why was it so important that I come out here right away?” Decker asked, both puzzled and a little perturbed at having been misled.

  “Because,” Goodman answered, “I need a witness. And the way I figure it, you owe me. You could have gotten me in a lot of trouble with my colleagues when you ran your story on the Turin project. The only reporter that was supposed to be there was Weaver from National Geographic. We weren’t even supposed to talk to anyone from the press. And then a week after we got back, the whole world reads wire reports of a story in a Knoxville paper by some jerk reporter who managed to pass himself off as a member of the team. And that jerk reporter just happened to decide to pass himself off as my jerk assistant!

  “I went through no end of scrutiny over that, but it could have been much worse. You could have cost me the trust of a lot of my professional colleagues. Fortunately you did make yourself useful while you were there and you made a good impression on the rest of the team members. But still, it might not have worked out so well. If anyone had thought that I knowingly helped a reporter get onto the team, I’d have been blackballed as a security risk on all kinds of future projects. So the way I figure it, you owe me, and you owe me big.”

  “Hey, I was just following Goodman’s First Law of Achievement: ‘The shortest distance between any two points is around the rules,’” Decker responded. But Goodman was right and Decker knew it. His conscience had always bothered him a little about the way he’d gotten onto the Shroud team. “Okay,” he said at last, “it was a lousy thing to do. I do owe you. So what is it you want to show me that I can’t tell anyone about?”

  “You can tell anyone you like, but only when I say so. In fact, at the right time I’ll want you to report it. Just not right away. Right now I need a witness and you know I can’t stand most reporters. Truth is you’re just barely tolerable,” Goodman added with a grin, trying to lighten the mood. “I need someone I can trust to keep the story quiet until I’m ready to go public. You’ve covered the Shroud story from the beginning. People will believe you when you report what I’m going to show you, but if the story comes out too soon it could doom the whole project.”

  “But, Professor, if this is about some research you’ve done, why don’t you just publish it yourself in a scholarly journal?”

  “I will, of course, publish my work in detail later. But,
well … I’m afraid I’ll need to break the ice with the public before I reveal the exact nature of my research to my peers.”

  Decker frowned in confusion.

  “It’s just, I’m afraid I’ve applied a little of Goodman’s First Law myself. There are those in the scientific community who, because of their narrow-mindedness, might condemn my methods. My hope is that once the benefits of my work are well known, public opinion will be too strong in my favor for my peers to condemn my methods. So, in exchange for confidentiality now, you get exclusivity later. As the story evolves you’ll be the only reporter to have it. Certainly after you publish each part of the story, I’ll have to talk to other press people, but I’ll make sure you have the story a week or two before anyone else.”

  “What do you mean, ‘as the story evolves’?” asked Decker.

  “What I’m going to show you today is just the beginning. There will be several installments along the way before you report the overall story.”

  Decker still had no idea what Goodman had discovered, but he couldn’t help but be interested.

  “So it all comes down to five things,” Goodman concluded. “First, I need a witness I can trust. Second, you owe me for Turin. Third, you’ve covered the Shroud story since the beginning. Fourth, if you provide me with confidentiality, I’ll provide you with exclusivity.”

  “And fifth?” Decker asked.

  “Fifth,” Goodman answered, “is that if you report the story before I say to, I’ll deny every word of it and you’ll make a total fool of yourself. You’ll never prove a thing.”

  “I thought you just said you thought that people would believe me.”

  “Yes, if I back you up and you back me up. But by yourself, and with my denial, they’ll think you’re crazy. Decker, I’m offering you the biggest exclusive of all time on the greatest discovery—scientific or otherwise—in the last five hundred years. But in some ways it’s also the most bizarre.”

  “Okay,” Decker said. “So let’s hear it.”

  “Do we have a deal?” Goodman asked, extending his hand to seal the agreement.

  “Sure,” Decker said, leaning over the desk to shake Goodman’s hand. “So what’s this big scoop about the Shroud?”

  Goodman leaned back in his chair, placed his fingertips together, his elbows on the arm rests, and gazed off into space, apparently considering his words. “Consider the following hypothesis,” Goodman began. “The image of the man on the Shroud of Turin is the result of a sudden burst of heat and light energy from the body of a crucified man as his body went through an instantaneous regeneration or ‘resurrection,’ if you will.”

  Decker’s mouth dropped open. There was silence for a long moment and then he began to laugh. “You’re kidding me, right? This is all payback for Turin, isn’t it?”

  “I assure you, I am entirely serious,” Goodman responded as Decker’s laughter continued.

  “But this is ridiculous,” Decker said as he stopped laughing and tried to read Goodman’s face for any hint that despite his denial, he was, in fact, playing a practical joke. Finding none, he continued. “Professor, that’s not a scientific hypothesis; that’s a statement of faith. And since the Shroud isn’t old enough to be the burial cloth of Christ, it’s not even blind faith—it’s ignorant faith.”

  “It is not a statement of faith at all! It’s based on sound scientific fact and reasoning. There is a way to test my hypothesis and to prove it.”

  Decker’s eyes squinted, revealing the puzzlement behind them. “Okay, I’ll bite,” he said reluctantly. “How can you prove it?”

  “By way of explanation,” Goodman answered, “let me ask you what you know about Francis Crick.”

  Decker was a little resistant to Goodman’s unexplained change of subject but decided to allow his old professor some flexibility and not argue the point. “I know he won the Nobel Prize in medicine back in the early sixties—”

  “Sixty-two,” Goodman interrupted.

  “—for his codiscovery with James Watson of the double helix structure of DNA. And I know he published a book several years back …” Decker struggled to remember the name of the book.

  “It was called Life Itself,” 10 Goodman said, finishing Decker’s sentence.

  “Yeah, that’s it. Life Itself.”

  “Good!” Goodman said. “Then you’re familiar with his book.”

  “I’ve read it.” Decker tried to make it clear by his tone of voice that he didn’t think much of Crick’s book, but Goodman didn’t seem to notice.

  “All the better! You will recall that in the book Crick examines possible origins of life on this planet. He raises the question of why, with the exception of mitochondria, the basic genetic coding mechanism in all living things on earth is identical. Even in the case of mitochondria the differences are rather small. From what we know of earth’s evolution, there’s no obvious structural reason for the details of the coding mechanism being identical. Crick does not entirely discount the possibility that life originated and evolved naturally on earth, but he offers a second theory: that perhaps life was planted on this planet by a highly advanced civilization from somewhere else. If all life on earth had a common origin, that would explain the apparent bottleneck in genetic evolution.

  “Crick calls his theory ‘directed panspermia’ and it’s not unlike a theory propounded by the astronomer Sir Fred Hoyle. 11 Crick points out that the amount of time since the Big Bang easily allows for the development of life and evolution of intelligent beings on other planets as long as four billion years ago. And that’s if we take a very conservative estimate of ten to twelve billion years for the age of the universe. What that means is that on one or more planets in our galaxy, there may exist intelligent life which is as much as four billion years more advanced than life on earth!

  “Professor Crick goes on to suggest that if these intelligent beings wanted to colonize other planets they wouldn’t start by sending members of their own species. To colonize a planet, it would first be necessary to prepare that planet for habitation. Without plant life there wouldn’t be sufficient oxygen for intelligent life, as we know it, to exist. And of course there wouldn’t be food for the colonists either. To establish the needed plant life, they would have only to place some simple bacteria, such as blue-green algae, on the planet and let evolution and the eons of time do their work.”

  “Professor,” Decker interrupted, “I’ve read the book. What’s the point?”

  “The point is, so what if Crick is right? What if life was planted on earth by an ancient race from another planet? Where are they now? Well,” Goodman continued, answering his own questions, “Crick makes several suggestions: Maybe they all died. Maybe they lost interest in space travel. Maybe they didn’t find the earth suitable for their particular needs.

  “But there’s another possibility Crick didn’t mention.” Goodman paused to emphasize his point. “Certainly earth wouldn’t have been the only planet where they would have planted life. Probably they’d have seeded thousands of planets throughout the galaxy. So, what if when they finally got to this particular planet, they found that it was already populated, and not just by plants and animals. What if, through some strange set of parallel twists of evolution, they found that it was populated by beings not far different from themselves? Would they simply invade and colonize it anyway? Or might they instead decide to observe it and let it evolve naturally?”

  “Professor,” Decker interrupted again, “what has all this got to do with the Shroud of Turin?”

  “Think about it, Decker. Somewhere in the galaxy there may be a civilization of beings, billions of years advanced to us, who are responsible for planting life throughout the galaxy, including earth. I believe that the man whose regeneration caused the image on the Shroud of Turin was a member of that parent race, sent here as an observer: a man from a race of humanlike beings, so far advanced to us that they are capable of regeneration, possibly even immortality. Not true gods—at least not in t
he way that term is normally used—but not too far from it.”

  “Haven’t you heard what I’ve been saying?” Decker interrupted. “The Shroud of Turin is just not old enough to be the burial cloth of Christ!” Decker closed his eyes and took a long breath to gather his composure. “Professor, look,” he said slowly. “This whole theory is ludicrous. And I think if you’ll just stop for a second you’ll realize how crazy it is. You’re a scientist, and you’re a good one. You know a reasonable hypothesis from a—”

  “I am not crazy!” Goodman shot back. “So just cut the patronizing and hear me out!”

  Decker stood up, ready to leave. “I’m sorry, Professor. You don’t want me. You want someone from the National Enquirer!”

  Goodman stood and placed himself between Decker and the door. “I’m not nuts. I fully expected your reaction, but I’m telling you I can test and prove both of these hypotheses. I know how crazy it all sounds, but when you see what I’ve found on the Shroud, you’ll understand.”

  Finally, here was something solid Decker’s curiosity could relate to. He no longer hoped to find the news story of the millennium, but he might at least find out what had made Goodman’s conservative scientific mind turn to mush. He agreed to go to the laboratory. On the way there his thoughts turned to humor for relief. I’ll bet he found a mustard stain, he decided, trying not to laugh at the whole ridiculous situation. Elizabeth is never going to believe this.

  In the lab Goodman opened a locked cabinet and pulled out a clear plastic case with several dozen slides in it. Decker recognized it as the case of tape samples taken from the Shroud of Turin. “As I told you earlier,” Goodman began, “I borrowed the slides in order to examine further the dirt particles that were found in the left heel area of the image. I hadn’t even thought about the Shroud for the last few years, but when it was announced they were going to do the Carbon 14 dating, it reminded me of something. I wondered if it might be possible to determine the specific makeup of the particles of dirt found on the Shroud and perhaps see if any unusual characteristics could rule in or rule out given points of origin. In other words, was there anything about the dirt that would indicate that it had originated in the Middle East or, conversely, was there anything that would instead indicate that the dirt was from either France or Italy or perhaps even somewhere else?