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Train Man

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by Nakano Hitori


  When I told her that I hadn’t gone anywhere since my school trip, she told me off a bit.

  When we left the restaurant (we paid separately)

  ‘Let’s take some photos in the Print Club photo booth,’ she said.

  I had no idea what she was talking about and replied with a (?_?)

  like face so she yanked my hand and we went to an arcade

  so, we were going to be taking photos together . . .

  to be honest, I hate that kind of thing but

  she dropped the coins into the slot and quickly pressed some buttons.

  ‘Make sure you put on a cute face.’

  ‘Wha? Whaaa?’ I said while the machine snapped away . . .

  When I saw the final photo, you couldn’t tell where I was looking and . . .

  She’d pulled a face

  ‘It’s not the best but it’s a memento’

  she gave me half the photos. I think I’m beginning to like the photo booth already.

  744 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 07:26

  ah yeah againnnnn

  746 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 07:26

  Print Club photo boooothhheoijwu098)(*@#)OP@_)

  748 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 07:26

  investing in Print Club photo booths . . .

  749 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 07:26

  did you perhaps mean to type Puri-Kura instead of Print Club?

  752 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 07:27

  Print Club photo booth . . .

  I’ve heard this one before apiu!)_(*@U#Poppdopiu*^@%

  753 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 07:27

  the Print Club photo booth is increasingly the weapon of choice

  760 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 07:28

  I was amazed by the unexpected direction . . . but wait, is this déjà vu?

  fotobooooteoai02909)@#*UIO_)haahahahhhhhaaaahahahah

  827 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 07:38

  morning

  well I just peeked in to see what was goin on siopjer-989890009)*(@(00-

  838 Name: Train Man ♦ 4aPOTtW4HU Post Date: 09/05/04 07:42

  We went back to the car then headed to the spot we’d chosen for our showdown.

  She knew what was about to happen too . . .

  I could tell we were both getting well nervous.

  We started talking less and my clenched fist was getting sweaty.

  I hesitantly gave her directions. All the time we were getting closer and closer to our destination. In the silence I rehearsed my lines over

  and over again.

  When we got there I could hear my own heartbeat. I was dripping with sweat.

  We got out of the car and started walking. Just as I thought, there were couples all around.

  ‘What a nice place,’ she said.

  ‘I checked it out,’ I said, and she said it was very me to do that. It was a park but compared to when I came in the daytime, there were lots more people, and basically all couples. All the benches were taken.

  We walked around the park for a bit with no particular plan. I had no idea how to set the mood.

  843 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 07:43

  showdown----!!!!!!!

  844 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 07:43

  garrrrrr

  850 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 07:43

  Showdown arena ah yeah ---------- !

  866 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 07:46

  She knew what was about to happen too

  She knew what was about to happen too

  She knew what was about to happen too

  She knew what was about to happen too

  She knew what was about to happen too

  She knew what was about to happen too

  what?!

  868 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 07:46

  There is a bomb coming straight for us that no trench or bomb shelter can protect us from . . . . . .

  Brave men, I will not let you die alone!!!!

  871 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 07:47

  I’m reliving that sensation when I was just about to clear the RPG () pant pant

  882 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 07:48

  I was up all night checking the thread when I found Train Man’s ‘Just got home’ and I was hip-hip-hooraying when I suddenly woke up and checked the log and found out this was a real-time attack!

  It was a prophetic dream . . . I kept having a bad dream about checking the log . . .

  884 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 07:48

  Everyone.

  I think after this next attack, I will no longer be part of this world.

  Though I am a battleworn soldier from the 125 attack, I think I won’t be able to survive this next one.

  Allow me these final words.

  I love you all

  gasppp

  956 Name: Train Man ♦ 4aPOTtW4HU Post Date: 09/05/04 08:02

  My heart’s thumping like mad as I write . . .

  958 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 08:02

  here it comes . . . . . .

  960 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 08:02

  ‘ah yeah’ systems complete

  977 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 08:04

  prepare to engage target! prepare to engage target! it’s coming, it’s coming . . . !

  978 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 08:04

  Colonel! We aren’t ready for it!!!!

  22 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 08:06

  Men! Brace yourselves! This is your final battle!

  The hundreds maybe thousands of netizens who had been carefully watching the thread all waited with bated breath for Train Main’s bomb-bay doors to open. They’d been waiting for this moment for the past two months. Even though there was a chance the entire world would go up in flames, nobody was running. The bomb quietly slips out of the bay doors and falls slowly but surely towards the thread. And then. As it bursts into flames, the thread becomes enveloped in a powerful light like never before.

  41 Name: Train Man ♦ 4aPOTtW4HU Post Date: 09/05/04 08:08

  We walked around for a while before she said

  ‘Look, over there’

  she pulled my hand and lead me to an empty bench

  We sat down. I wondered if we’d ever sat so close before. Of course, we hadn’t. I was so nervous I couldn’t even open my mouth.

  But, now was the moment.

  ‘I have something important I want to say’

  I broached the subject. She just nodded in silence, listening.

  But then I found myself unable to speak any further.

  I stood up and faced her as she sat on the bench.

  ‘Um . . . I . . . ’

  I said as words failed me yet again. I was so nervous I could die, I thought.

  Everything that had happened since we met went through my head . . .

  She grabbed both my hands and said

  ‘You can do it!’

  ‘I really like you, Hermes,’ I said, finding a lot more courage than I used that day on the train. My voice shook as I said it.

  She stood up. I couldn’t look at her face.

  ‘I like you too, Mr Train. Will you always be by my side?’

  she said.

  42 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 08:09

  It was a miraculous moment. Train Man had become a legend. A mass of congratulations arrived.

  47 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 08:09

  ah yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

  48 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 08:09

  >>41

  49 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 08:09

  50 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 08:09

  51 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 08:09

  bye . . . . . . bye . . . .everybody

  52 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 08:09

  53 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 08:09

&
nbsp; aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  aaaaaaaaaaaa

  aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  aaaaaaaaaaa

  aaaaaaaaaaaaa

  54 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 08:09

  gasp

  55 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 08:09

  whoa! Right in front of my eyes . . . . . . a bomb!!!!!!

  ouch . . . fffff . . . ouch . . .

  56 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 08:09

  57 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 08:09

  here it isssssssss-----------

  58 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 08:09

  59 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 08:09

  60 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 08:09

  Oh no! I’ve been hit! Eject! Eje . . . . . . . . .

  62 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 08:10

  63 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 08:10

  64 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 08:10

  65 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 08:10

  ah yeah for real

  ‘You can do it!’

  attack force

  66 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 08:10

  Love is in the airrrr

  everywhere I look around

  in the whisper of the trees by Train

  in the thunder of the sea by Hermes

  Love is in the air

  oh oh oh

  except for Geeks who just get Benwah

  67 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 08:10

  Point of impact!!!

  68 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 08:10

  Ahhhh . . . finally, I’ve found it

  the place where I will take my last breath

  thank god way to go Train!

  69 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 08:10

  weeeeeeee---- it’s hotting up in here

  70 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 08:10

  71 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 08:10

  you’ve arrived!!!

  Don’t know why but I can’t stop crying!!!!

  Way to go Train!!!! Way to go Ermaiz!

  sob. Banzai for the Geeks!

  72 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 08:10

  73 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 08:10

  congratulatioooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnns

  74 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 08:10

  tfgy290jp-0*()&$%*()

  75 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 08:10

  She grabbed both my hands and said

  ‘You can do it!’

  76 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 08:10

  ah yeah-----!

  78 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 08:10

  way to go!

  way to go, Train . . . !

  79 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 08:10

  Carry the injured to safety! Re-establish the front line! We won’t allow needless death!!!!

  80 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 08:10

  81 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 08:10

  You did it Train! Way to go, for real! Take good care of Hermes and make her happy you hear!!

  Finally, finally . . . this moment has come upon us . . .

  82 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 08:10

  83 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 08:10

  ah yeah------------

  84 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 08:11

  85 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 08:11

  ah yeah!

  way to go!

  man, is Hermes great . . .

  86 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 08:11

  no matter how you look at it, this is definitely an ah yeah---

  it’s as if 10000 mad crazy runaway motherships slammed into us

  runnnnnnnnnnnnnn

  87 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 08:11

  la la la . . ..!

  88 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 08:11

  ah yeaaaah!!!

  way to go!!!!!!!!!

  89 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 08:11

  way to go Train Man!

  90 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 08:11

  way to go-----------!

  well done! well done! well done! well done!!

  well done dude! top man!

  91 Name: Train Man ♦ 4aPOTtW4HU Post Date: 09/05/04 08:11

  thanks everybody

  92 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 08:11

  Way to go, for real.

  good to be happy, eh . . . . . . . . . .gulp.

  93 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 08:11

  straight up

  ah yeah-----! !!!!!!

  94 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 08:11

  95 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 08:11

  supamega way to go!

  96 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 08:11

  97 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 08:11

  Train Man ♦ 4aPOTtW4HU Post Date: 09/05/04 08:08

  it’s time for you to go down in history, man

  98 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 08:11

  !!! ah yeah

  100 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 08:11

  ah yeah!

  ah yeah!

  ah yeah!

  ah yeah!

  ah yeah!

  101 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 08:11

  Train a-bloooooooooomin’

  Hermes a-bloooooooomin’

  way to go, Train!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  I knew it was gonna be ok, I was absolutely sure but I still cried.

  103 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 08:11

  I think I’m gonna cry . . .

  104 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 08:11

  Shit, forgot to get my ASCI ready

  105 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 08:12

  way to go!

  106 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 08:12

  way to go, you really did a great job

  107 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 08:12

  my heart aches

  108 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 08:12

  >>103

  I’m already crying

  110 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 08:12

  111 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 08:12

  was everybody just anxiously waiting?

  112 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 08:12

  you really did it you fucker!

  113 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 08:12

  Now we’re all ready to face death!!

  114 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 08:12

  way to go Train

  115 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 08:12

  Way to go Train, and all you guys here in the thread, you don’t give up! I guess the real ('A `) Benoist moments are yet to come, but thought I’d just comment..

  117 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 08:12

  118 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 08:13

  way to go, and good job!

  119 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 08:13

  121 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 08:13

  What a girl to be there for you when you’re about to come clean.

  Hey Train, you better step up and be there for her from now on.

  All in all, way to go. From a 25-year-old virgin

  122 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 08:13

  didja get together

  did they get together?!?!

  123 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 08:12

  124 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 08:13

  Good for you for not choking!

  Honestly, I was touched.

  It was well worth waiting up for

  127 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 08:13

  you bastard!

  I’ve never met a man who has shown this much progress and maturity!

  way to go, you bastard!

  128 Name:
Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 08:13

  Pulled my heart strings, tears are fallin

  don’t know why, really really

  I’d like to say well done to you.

  Way to go Train

  thank you

  Valhalla is coming into focus . . .

  129 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 08:13

  130 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 08:13

  get your bear--ings

  131 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 08:13

  stay by my side forever

  p . . . pro . . . ..propo . . .

  132 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 08:13

  and that was how god was born

  133 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 08:13

  good boy, good boy

  peek -a-

  ah yeah—

  148 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 08:14

  Congratulations Congratulations!

  149 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 08:14

  Congratulations Train!

  You’ve gone pink and flowery on us!

  155 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 08:15

  Does this mean that I just witnessed the birth of a god . . .

  156 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 08:15

  support me forever

  157 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 08:15

  158 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 08:15

  161 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 08:16

  162 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 08:16

  >>Train

  You are the coolest of the cool.

  You’re gonna have to keep her happy from now on.

  Make sure you keep her laughing and grow old together. Way to go.

  164 Name: Anonymous Post Date: 09/05/04 08:16

  Wave after wave of congratulations flew in from the netizens, who had cheered Train on from the beginning.

  126 Name: Train Man ♦ 4aPOTtW4HU Post Date: 09/05/04 08:13

  I’ve got more for you but I’m going to take a break

  Writing is bringing things back too clearly

 

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