[Battlestar Galactica Classic] - Battlestar Galactica

by Glen A. Larson

  “Oh? What purpose do you usually process it for? Or should I ask whom you process it for.”

  “Our records are not for the perusal of our clients, Commander. We are industrious, but we are also small, and we have every reason to fear any intruder, especially those who blast their way through our protective layers. However, we appreciate the scope of your order, and are also appreciative of the profits for us in a transaction of this nature. But we must take time and you must have patience.”

  Lotay’s smile, intended to be ingratiating, was so false it gave Adama a pain in the pit of his stomach.

  “I think we press our luck, Commander,” Uri said, his fingers working frantically at what seemed to be a piece of bluish meat. “Let us not be rude in the face of such hospitality.”

  “Please enjoy yourselves,” Lotay said. “Be our guests. Be well fed, entertained. Be content.”

  The queen slinked backward toward the arched entranceway, giving the appearance more of a loyal slave than a regent. Adama stopped her movement by saying:

  “You aren’t joining us?”

  She glanced back at the food table without much interest. A vague smile crossed her face.

  “No. I am afraid not.”

  With a graceful bow, she swept out of the room.

  “Well,” Uri said, edging toward the commander while peeling a lumpy lavender fruit, “I don’t think there can be any doubt as to our decision. It will take time to obtain the Tylium. We will give every person an opportunity to share in our bounty down here on Carillon.”

  “But Uri—”

  “Yes.”

  All the members of the council were looking at Adama with intense interest.

  “Never mind.”

  Adama sensed their unanimity of opinion. They all nodded their agreement with Uri while stuffing their mouths with all manner of foodstuffs. A nauseous feeling growing in his stomach, Adama couldn’t force himself to go near the banquet, and he sat instead in a plushly upholstered chair by the doorway. He could not look at the men crowded around the food table. They were his fellow humans but, at least for a moment, they looked to him more like insects than any of the Ovions did.

  Joining her queen in the corridor, outside the banquet rooms, Seetol fell in step with her as she set a brisk pace down the passageway to the concealed pod elevator. The tiny spikes along the queen’s body now glowed in a bright yellow, as they always did during those rare moments when Lotay felt high excitement. Before descending to the throne-room level, she surveyed the tunnel in front of the elevator, clearly making sure there were no spying humans. Beckoning to Seetol to accompany her, she entered the elevator and went down to the throne room. As the queen walked out of the elevator in front of her, Seetol felt a surge of desire for her.

  Lotay approached the throne but, instead of sitting on it, dropped to a most graceful and regal curtsy in front of it. Seetol became aware of the tall Cylon centurion sitting on the throne.

  “By your command,” Lotay said. It annoyed Seetol to watch her beloved queen act so subserviently to a Cylon. Seetol hated these helmeted arrogant creatures even more than humans and resented their hold over the Ovions. Worse, she was afraid of them.

  “Many of the humans are here now, but their commander has only allowed a few of his warriors to land. The rest stand alert on the battlestar.”

  “That will change as they grow secure in your hospitality. After all, who has more experience dining with humans than you?”

  “You are most gracious, centurion,” Lotay said. “We live to serve you.”

  “And serve us you will. Our leader intends to eradicate every human left in this sector of space. Except, of course, those useful to your people.”

  “As you wish.”

  “As soon as we can lull the human forces and can ambush the battlestar, we will. Our leader appreciates your cooperation and pledges to continue his protection of the Ovions as part of our glorious Alliance.”

  “We are pleased, centurion.”

  Lotay bowed and nudged Seetol to bow with her. Even though the act disgusted her, Seetol obeyed her queen’s bidding.

  When Greenbean reported in that the Galactica’s agricultural project on Carillon was now being harvested, Apollo realized that he had lost all sense of time. No wonder his father had seemed testy with him when he had shuttled up to the Galactica to provide reports on all the activities of the humans on Carillon, including the rest and recuperation in the casino and food rooms. His father had, Tigh told Apollo, been particularly disturbed by his own visit to the Ovion mine and the recreation area. Adama had not seemed interested in the statistics, nor in Apollo’s overall conclusion that their mission was not only proceeding ahead of schedule, it was overwhelmingly successful. When Adama said he felt disturbed by something he could not put his finger on. Apollo told him that he had felt the same way at first, but the obvious happiness of their people during their visits to the surface had quelled his apprehensions. Adama said that was exactly what was wrong, exactly what he couldn’t put his finger on. The discussion with his father had left Apollo feeling even more disoriented.

  Tonight he would forget all that, he decided, tonight he would snatch pieces of the fun that everybody else had been enjoying for the better part of two Carillon days. Serina had agreed to accompany him to the casino, and who knew to what else, and he was going to enjoy himself for a change. Only the lure of the lovely Caprican newswoman could have coaxed him into his dress blues for any occasion, and he felt quite joyful as they entered the casino. Serina, holding onto his arm, had changed to a long-skirted, flowing, lavender dress, and she looked gorgeous, so much so that even the more fanatical of the gamblers glanced up from their games to take a look at her. Those people who were not engaged in the gambling activities could not get their fill of the substances on the food tables. The gambling itself was more raucous and joyous than any betting or playing activities Apollo had ever seen before. He got the impression that everyone was winning. Perhaps Starbuck’s luck was rubbing off on everybody.

  “It’s a circus,” Serina said, “a wonderland.”

  “That it is,” Apollo said, “But at least it’s giving a lot of people the kind of relief break they needed so desperately.”

  “I’m glad that you’ve found time to take a break for yourself. I’ve never seen anybody push himself as much as you have.”

  “All in the line of duty, ma’am.”

  “I’m happy to see you cheerful, and I’m so glad to see them all happy. That woman there at the table—”

  She pointed to a middle-aged matronly woman who was so involved in dice play that her blond wig was on the verge of falling off her head.

  “What about her?”

  “I watched her husband die in her arms only a few days ago. Don’t look at me so strangely. I’ll try to have fun. It’s not easy making the transfer. I’m exhausted. So much has happened, I think it’s all catching up with me.”

  “I could take you to the guest quarters the Ovions’ve assigned us.”

  Was the young captain finally making his move? Serina wondered. She didn’t know whether she hoped so or not. Not long ago she had believed that she could not accept an emotional relationship with a man, at least not until the human suffering had stopped. She looked around her. Nobody seemed to be suffering. She was not sure what was holding her back. Some little detail out of place, some color that was wrong in the room, something. She told herself to relax, she wasn’t even officially a newswoman anymore and did not have to act like one.

  “Let’s stay here for a while,” she said to Apollo, who nodded without any apparent disappointment. “I’m going to have fun, too. I want to sit right here at one of the tables.”

  Apollo smiled.

  “Why don’t we win a fortune?”

  “Why don’t we, my captain?”

  They took a seat at a roulette table and bought some chips from the green-skinned, scaly humanoid who was the croupier.

  In a far corner o
f the casino, near an entertainment lounge, Starbuck was riding a winning streak that was like nothing he had experienced since the day his gambling dad had flipped his first pack of cards into his eager, waiting fingers. A tall pile of golden cubits stood in front of him as he tossed another winning hand back onto the center of the table. Touching the cubit pile, he hollered ecstatically, “Let ’em ride again.”

  He won another pot and leaned back in his chair. The chatter of the throng watching his streak nearly drowned out the raucous music coming from the lounge. He glanced up at the gallery and directly into the staring eyes of Athena, who stood by the empty chair next to him.

  “This seat taken?” she asked.

  “Uhhh, well….” he said, squirming in his own chair.

  Cassiopeia had been sitting beside him until just a few moments ago and had abruptly gone off, saying she’d just gotten a good idea. Since he had no idea what constituted a good idea for the Gemonese socialator, he had no idea when, or even whether, she would be returning.

  Athena slid into the chair and leaned toward him, saying, “I think I owe you an apology.”

  “You do?”

  “I haven’t had the nerve to tell you until now. You know how I’ve always told you it was wrong for a commander’s daughter to get involved with a combat warrior.”

  “I vaguely recall you saying that.”

  “Come on, this paradise is the perfect opportunity for us all to be honest with each other. Let loose even the psychological inhibitions. I hurt you, admit it.”

  Starbuck, feeling it would be better to go along with her until he could figure out what she was getting at, nodded and tried to work some pain into his face. Athena went on eagerly.

  “Didn’t you say that I was the only woman you’d ever really cared about?”

  So that was it! Jealousy. She knew about Cassiopeia then. But what exactly did she know?

  Athena’s look hardened as she said, “Well, did you say that?”

  “Oh. Oh, sure. It’s just that, with all the misery and everything, I’ve shut all those feelings out. To avoid the pain, you see.”

  Her eyes narrowed.

  “I don’t believe you. Look, I’ll forget your little peccadillo with the socialator.”

  Starbuck’s eyes widened in surprise.

  “It was you. You turned on the bloody steam! I should—”

  “Should what? Didn’t you deserve it?”

  “No, of course I didn’t deserve it.”

  “Oh, you can hop into a launching tube with any socialator that comes along.”

  “That’s pretty bigoted. You know better. A socialator’s not a common—”

  “I don’t care if she’s an uncommon anything. All right, I’m not the—not the warmest person around, especially when there’s work to be done. For that matter, I practically forced you into that socialator’s arms.”

  “She had interesting arms.”

  “Starbuck!”

  He cursed himself for letting that remark slip. He didn’t really want to hurt Athena, but that socialator comment had been unthinking and a bit callous. He was not used to callousness from Athena.

  “All right, I’m sorry, but we’re not going to work this out with a simple—”

  “I believe you’re occupying my seat,” said Cassiopeia, who now stood behind the chair Athena had co-opted.

  No! Starbuck thought, what miserable timing. He could feel the sweat begin to pour out of his skin. This was worse than angling toward a tilted deck for a crash landing! He hardly noticed that he had just won another pot. Perhaps if he crawled under the table….

  Athena turned slowly, with a studied deliberation, toward Cassiopeia.

  “Your chair?” she said elegantly.

  “Maturity doesn’t become you, child,” Cassiopeia said, then turned toward the red-faced Starbuck. She held up her hand. In her long thin fingers dangled a glistening golden key.

  “Good news, flyboy! I got us the Royal Suite!”

  In space-fleet parlance, such a turn of events was known politely as the moment that the Cylon hit the fan. Athena appeared livid with rage. She looked from the victoriously grinning Cassiopeia to the pained face of Starbuck. The lieutenant decided he should look pious, but he had no idea how even to feign that, it was so far from his normal behavior. He swallowed hard and figured his best maneuver was to say nothing. Athena and Cassiopeia were both fighters, let them work out a solution. He sat back in the chair, taking a brief moment to signal the dealer to let his current bet ride.

  Athena, with a sly smile, reached up and snatched the key from Cassiopeia’s fingers.

  “Thank you!” Athena said. “We do appreciate it!”

  She looked toward Starbuck and took his arm, trying to nudge him from his chair.

  “Let’s get out of here,” Athena said. “To the Royal Suite, Starbuck!”

  He looked up at Cassiopeia, then back at Athena. A weak grin broke up the panic in his face.

  “Uh,” he said, “look, I’m right in the middle of a hot streak here.”

  “Honey,” Cassiopeia said, “your streak isn’t that godforsaken gold-dust pile on the table. Your streak is here, with me, and you’ve just gone cold.”

  “That’s right, you tell him!” Athena said.

  “Hey!” Starbuck said.

  “Forget it, Lieutenant,” Cassiopeia said, “even an ex-socialator has a notion of when to bow out.”

  “Smart lady,” Athena said.

  “Don’t get overconfident, child,” Cassiopeia said. “I didn’t say I’d quit for good.”

  “You little—”

  “Don’t say it. I’ve heard it somewhere anyway.”

  Cassiopeia angrily pushed her way through the crowd.

  “About the Royal Suite,” Athena said.

  “Yeah,” Starbuck said.

  “Forget it!”

  She threw the key down on the card table, pushed the chair over, and followed in Cassiopeia’s wake. Starbuck let out a long-held breath and started collecting his cubits, while the dealer pushed his newest winnings toward him. Boomer tapped him on the shoulder, and said:

  “We’d better talk.”

  There was an urgency in Boomer’s voice that Starbuck could not ignore.

  Boomer led Starbuck away from the gambling tables and into the casino’s entertainment lounge. As they swivelled and sidestepped their way through the crowded room, Starbuck’s attention was gradually drawn to the stage, where a trio of humanoid female singers was currently performing a song that bore no relation to any kind of music he’d ever heard. They sang in a high-pitched and raucous fashion, but not without a certain sweetness in a deeper timbre undercutting the melody. Starbuck was quite charmed by their act and could not take his eyes off them even when he and Boomer had been seated at a table along a side wall.

  “What do you know about the entertainment?” Starbuck asked.

  Boomer glanced toward the stage, said in a bored voice, “Tucanas.”

  “That the name of the group or their species?”

  “They come from the planet Tucan.”

  “Never heard of it. Interesting sound, though, and sort of attractive in an odd way.”

  “Very odd.”

  “What do you mean by that?”

  “Look closely.”

  Starbuck looked closely. He saw suddenly what Boomer meant. Each of the Tucan women had two mouths, and all of the mouths were engaged in the song. No wonder they were capable of such a bizarre sound!

  “Hard for any of those damn Ovions to overhear us or read lips in here,” Boomer said.

  “Lips?” Starbuck said. “Oh, you mean, our lips. Look, are you sure you aren’t jamming your scanner, imagining things? Why would anybody wanta read our lips?”

  “I’m not sure, but somebody’s up to something around this place.”

  Starbuck dumped a lot of cubits onto the table, inserted one in a small pedestal at the center. A cup materialized full of brownish liquid.

 
“Where’d you get all those cubits?” Boomer asked.

  “Gambling! You can’t lose. The cards are falling my way.”

  “That’s what I’m talking about. Everybody’s winning.”

  “Boomer, one thing this place isn’t, is crooked.”

  “You ever been in a place where you can’t lose your money?”

  “No, but then I’ve never been here either. Say, will you listen to those singers?”

  “Starbuck, nobody else I know of’s ever been here before either. I know this place is a little out of the way, but—”

  “A little out of the way? We almost starved to death getting here!”

  “Yeah, because of fuel problems, because we spent a lot of time under light-speed. Look, half the people here are from our home planets—Caprica, Tauron, Sagitaria. They were transported here before the Cylon invasion even. They don’t even know about it. No communication’s been going in or out. I tried to tell one of these clowns what’d happened. He thought I was joking.”

  “Understandable. Not a very credible story when you’re sitting in a joint like this.”

  “And another thing. We’ve never heard of this so-called resort, never even encountered Ovions before, right? I took a quick poll. Nobody got a word of publicity about the most efficient gambling den in this space.”

  “Maybe it’s like a secret club.”

  “Nothing’s that secret. How is it they all come here but never came back home and told everybody about it?”

  “Would you tell everybody you found a gold mine? I mean, who knows how long they’re gonna keep this up? It may be some kind of introductory offer. Hey, those girls are great!”

  “Forget the girls. Talk to me. What information’ve you picked up around here?”

  Starbuck continued to stare at the singers in spite of Boomer’s protests.

  “Like what?” Starbuck said.

  “Like why everyone eats so much in this place maybe?”

  “Why not? The food’s practically free, and sensational, like—hey, would you listen to that! They’re incredible!”