Adventures in Time and Space

by Raymond J Healy

  Ignoring my sarcasm, he went on, “I tried to probe the future as far as human minds can probe. I saw nothing, nothing but the vastness of a sterile floor upon which sat a queer machine, gleaming there in silent, solitary majesty. Somehow, it seemed aware of my scrutiny across the gulf of countless ages. It held my attention with a power almost hypnotic. For more than a day, for a full thirty hours, I kept that vision without losing it‌—‌the longest time I have ever kept a future scene.”

  “Well?”

  “I drew it. I made complete drawings of it, performing the task with all the easy confidence of a trained machine draughtsman. Its insides could not be seen, but somehow they came to me, somehow I knew them. I lost the scene at four o’clock in the morning, finding myself with masses of very complicated drawings, a thumping head, heavy-lidded eyes, and a half-scared feeling in my heart.” He was silent for a short time. “A year later I plucked up courage and started to build the thing I had drawn. It cost me a hell of a lot of time and hell of a lot of money. But I did it‌—‌it’s finished.”

  “And all it does is buzz,” I remarked, with genuine sympathy.

  “Yes,” he sighed, doubtfully.

  There was nothing more to be said. Burman gazed moodily at the wall, his mind far, far away. I fiddled aimlessly with the copper earpieces of the psychophone. My imagination, I reckoned, was as good as anyone’s, but for the life of me I could neither imagine nor suggest a profitable market for a metal coffin filled with watchmaker’s junk. No, not even if it did make odd noises.

  A faint, smooth whir came from the coffin. It was a new sound that swung us round to face it pop-eyed. Whir-r-r! it went again. I saw finely machined wheels spin behind the window in its front.

  “Good heavens!” said Burman.

  Bz-z-z! Whir-r! Click! The whole affair suddenly slid sidewise on its hidden casters.

  The devil you know isn’t half so frightening as the devil you don’t. I don’t mean that this sudden demonstration of life and motion got us scared, but it certainly made us leery, and our hearts put in an extra dozen bumps a minute. This coffin-thing was, or might be, a devil we didn’t know. So we stood there, side by side, gazing at it fascinatedly, feeling apprehensive of we knew not what.

  Motion ceased after the thing had slid two feet. It stood there, silent, imperturbable, its front lenses eyeing us with glassy lack of expression. Then it slid another two feet. Another stop. More meaningless contemplation. After that, a swifter and farther slide that brought it right up to the laboratory table. At that point it ceased moving, began to emit varied but synchronized ticks like those of a couple of sympathetic grandfather clocks.

  Burman said, quietly, “Something’s going to happen!”

  If the machine could have spoken it would have taken the words right out of his mouth. He’d hardly uttered the sentence when a trapdoor in the machine’s side fell open, a jointed, metallic arm snaked cautiously through the opening and reached for a marine chronometer standing on the table.

  With a surprised oath, Burman dashed forward to rescue the chronometer. He was too late. The arm grabbed it, whisked it into the machine, the trapdoor shut with a hard snap, like the vicious clash of a sprung bear trap. Simultaneously, another trapdoor in the front flipped open, another jointed arm shot out and in again, spearing with ultra-rapid motion too fast to follow. That trapdoor also snapped shut, leaving Burman gaping down at his torn clothing from which his expensive watch and equally expensive gold chain had been ripped away.

  “Good heavens!” said Burman, backing from the machine.

  We stood looking at it a while. It didn’t move again, just posed there ticking steadily as if ruminating upon its welcome meal. Its lenses looked at us with all the tranquil lack of interest of a well-fed cow. I got the idiotic notion that it was happily digesting a mess of cogs, pinions and wheels.

  Because its subtle air of menace seemed to have faded away, or maybe because we sensed its entire preoccupation with the task in hand, we made an effort to rescue Burman’s valuable timepiece. Burman tugged mightily at the trapdoor through which his watch had gone, but failed to move it. I tugged with him, without result. The thing was sealed as solidly as if welded in. A large screwdriver failed to pry it open, A crowbar, or a good jimmy would have done the job, but at that point Burman decided that he didn’t want to damage the machine which had cost him more than the watch.

  Tick-tick-tick! went the coffin, stolidly. We were back where we’d started, playing with our fingers, and no wiser than before. There was nothing to be done, and I felt that the accursed contraption knew it. So it stood there, gaping through its lenses, and jeered tick-tick-tick. From its belly, or where its belly would have been if it’d had one, a slow warmth radiated. According to Burman’s drawings, that was the location of the tiny electric furnace.

  The thing was functioning; there could be no doubt about that! If Burman felt the same way as I did, he must have been pretty mad. There we stood, like a couple of prize boobs, not knowing what the machine was supposed to do, and all the time it was doing under our very eyes whatever it was designed to do.

  From where was it drawing its power? Were those antennae sticking like horns from its head busily sucking current from the atmosphere? Or was it, perhaps, absorbing radio power? Or did it have internal energy of its own? All the evidence suggested that it was making something, giving birth to something, but giving birth to what?

  Tick-tick-tick! was the only reply.

  Our questions were still unanswered, our curiosity was still unsatisfied, and the machine was still ticking industriously at the hour of midnight. We surrendered the problem until next morning. Burman locked and double-locked his laboratory before we left.

  Police officer Burke’s job was a very simple one. All he had to do was walk around and around the block, keeping a wary eye on the stores in general and the big jewel depot in particular, phoning headquarters once per hour from the post at the corner.

  Night work suited Burke’s taciturn disposition. He could wander along, communing with himself, with nothing to bother him or divert him from his inward ruminations. In that particular section nothing ever happened at night, nothing.

  Stopping outside the gem-bedecked window, he gazed through the glass and the heavy grille behind it to where a low-power bulb shed light over the massive safe. There was a rajah’s ransom in there. The guard, the grille, the automatic alarms and sundry ingenious traps preserved it from the adventurous fingers of anyone who wanted to ransom a rajah. Nobody had made the brash attempt in twenty years. Nobody had even made a try for the contents of the grille-protected window.

  He glanced upward at a faintly luminescent path of cloud behind which lay the hidden moon. Turning, he strolled on. A cat sneaked past him, treading cautiously, silently, and hugging the angle of the wall. His sharp eyes detected its slinking shape even in the nighttime gloom, but he ignored it and progressed to the corner.

  Back of him, the cat came below the window through which he just had stared. It stopped, one forefoot half-raised, its ears cocked forward. Then it flattened belly-low against the concrete, its burning orbs wide, alert, intent. Its tail waved slowly from side to side.

  Something small and bright came skittering toward it, moving with mouselike speed and agility close in the angle of the wall. The cat tensed as the object came nearer. Suddenly, the thing was within range, and the cat pounced with lithe eagerness. Hungry paws dug at a surface that was not soft and furry, but hard, bright, and slippery. The thing darted around like a clockwork toy as the cat vainly tried to hold it. Finally, with an angry snarl, the cat swiped it viciously, knocking it a couple of yards where it rolled onto its back and emitted softly protesting clicks and tiny, urgent impulses that its feline attacker could not sense.

  Gaining the gutter with a single leap, the cat crouched again. Something else was coming. The cat muscled, its eyes glowed. Another object slightly similar to the curious thing it had just captured, but a little bit bigger, a f
raction noisier, and much different in shape. It resembled a small, gold-plated cylinder with a conical front from which projected a slender blade, and it slid along swiftly on invisible wheels.

  Again the cat leaped. Down on the corner, Burke heard its brief shriek and following gurgle. The sound didn’t bother Burke‌—‌he’d heard cats and rats and other vermin make all sorts of queer noises in the night. Phlegmatically, he continued on his beat.

  Three quarters of an hour later, Police Officer Burke had worked his way around to the fatal spot. Putting his flash on the body, he rolled the supine animal over with his foot. Its throat was cut. Its throat had been cut with an utter savagery that had half-severed its head from its body. Burke scowled down at it. He was no lover of cats himself, but he found difficulty in imagining anyone hating like that!

  “Somebody,” he muttered, “wants flaying alive.”

  His big foot shoved the dead cat back into the gutter where street cleaners could cart it away in the morning. He turned his attention to the window, saw the light still glowing upon the untouched safe. His mind was still on the cat while his eyes looked in and said that something was wrong. Then he dragged his attention back to business, realized what was wrong, and sweated at every pore. It wasn’t the safe, it was the window.

  In front of the window the serried trays of valuable rings still gleamed undisturbed. To the right, the silverwares still shone untouched. But on the left had been a small display of delicate and extremely expensive watches. They were no longer here, not one of them. He remembered that right in front had rested a neat, beautiful calendar-chronometer priced at a year’s salary. That, too, was gone.

  The beam of his flash trembled as he tried the gate, found it fast, secure. The door behind it was firmly locked. The transom was closed, its heavy wire guard still securely fixed. He went over the window, eventually found a small, neat hole, about two inches in diameter, down in the corner on the side nearest the missing display.

  Burke’s curse was explosive as he turned and ran to the corner. His hand shook with indignation while it grabbed the telephone from its box. Getting headquarters, he recited his story. He thought he’d a good idea of what had happened, fancied he’d read once of a similar stunt being pulled elsewhere.

  “Looks like they cut a disk with a rotary diamond, lifted it out with a suction cup, then fished through the hole with a telescopic rod.” He listened a moment, then said. “Yes, yes. That’s just what gets me‌—‌the rings are worth ten times as much.”

  His still-startled eyes looked down the street while he paid attention to the voice at the other end of the line. The eyes wandered slowly, descended, found the gutter, remained fixed on the dim shape lying therein. Another dead cat! Still clinging to his phone, Burke moved out as far as the cord would allow, extended a boot, rolled the cat away from the curb. The flash settled on it. Just like the other‌—‌ear to ear!

  “And listen,” he shouted into the phone, “some maniac’s wandering around slaughtering cats.”

  Replacing the phone, he hurried back to the maltreated window, stood guard in front of it until the police car rolled up. Four men piled out.

  The first said, “Cats! I’ll say somebody’s got it in for cats! We passed two a couple of blocks away. They were bang in the middle of the street, flat in the headlights, and had been damn near guillotined. Their bodies were still warm.”

  The second grunted, approached the window, stared at the small, neat hole, and said, “The mob that did this would be too cute to leave a print.”

  “They weren’t too cute to leave the rings,” growled Burke.

  “Maybe you’ve got something there,” conceded the other. “If they’ve left the one, they might have left the other. We’ll test for prints, anyway.”

  A taxi swung into the dark street, pulled up behind the police car. An elegantly dressed, fussy, and very agitated individual got out, rushed up to the waiting group. Keys jangled in his pale, moist hand.

  “Maley, the manager‌—‌you phoned me,” he explained, breathlessly. “Gentlemen, this is terrible, terrible! The window show is worth thousands, thousands! What a loss, what a loss!”

  “How about letting us in?” asked one of the policemen, calmly.

  “Of course, of course.”

  Jerkily, he opened the gate, unlocked the door, using about six keys for the job. They walked inside. Maley switched on the lights, stuck his head between the plateglass shelves, surveyed the depleted window.

  “My watches, my watches,” he groaned.

  “It’s awful, it’s awful!” said one of the policemen, speaking with beautiful solemnity. He favored his companions with a sly wink.

  Maley leaned farther over, the better to inspect an empty corner. “All gone, all gone,” he moaned, “all my show of the finest makes in‌—‌Yeeouw!” His yelp made them jump. Maley bucked as he tried to force himself through the obstructing shelves toward the grille and the window beyond it. “My watch! My own watch!”

  The others tiptoed, stared over his shoulders, saw the gold buckle of a black velvet fob go through the hole in the window. Burke was the first outside, his ready flash searching the concrete. Then he spotted the watch. It was moving rapidly along, hugging the angle of the wall, but it stopped dead as his beam settled upon it. He fancied he saw something else, equally bright and metallic, scoot swiftly into the darkness beyond the circle of his beam.

  Picking up the watch, Burke stood and listened. The noises of the others coming out prevented him from hearing clearly, but he could have sworn he’d heard a tiny whirring noise, and a swift, juicy ticking that was not, coming from the instrument in his hand. Must have been only his worried fancy. Frowning deeply, he returned to his companions.

  “There was nobody,” he asserted. “It must have dropped out of your pocket and rolled.”

  Damn it, he thought, could a watch roll that far? What the devil was happening this night? Far up the street, something screeched, then it bubbled. Burke shuddered‌—‌he could make a shrewd guess at that! He looked at the others, but apparently they hadn’t heard the noise.

  The papers gave it space in the morning. The total was sixty watches and eight cats, also some oddments from the small stock of a local scientific instrument maker. I read about it on my way down to Burman’s place. The details were fairly lavish, but not complete. I got them completely at a later time when we discovered the true significance of what had occurred.

  Burman was waiting for me when I arrived. He appeared both annoyed and bothered. Over in the corner, the coffin was ticking away steadily, its noise much louder than it had been the previous day. The thing sounded a veritable hive of industry.

  “Well?” I asked.

  “It’s moved around a lot during the night,” said Burman. “It’s smashed a couple of thermometers and taken the mercury out of them. I found some drawers and cupboards shut, some open, but I’ve an uneasy feeling that it’s made a thorough search through the lot. A packet of nickel foil has vanished, a coil of copper wire has gone with it.” He pointed an angry finger at the bottom of the door through which I’d just entered. “And I blame it for gnawing ratholes in that. They weren’t there yesterday.”

  Sure enough, there were a couple of holes in the bottom of that door. But no rat made those‌—‌they were neat and smooth and round, almost as if a carpenter had cut them with a keyhole saw.

  “Where’s the sense in it making those?” I questioned. “It can’t crawl through apertures that size.”

  “Where’s the sense in the whole affair?” Burman countered. He glowered at the busy machine which stared back at him with its expressionless lenses and churned steadily on. Tick-tick-tick! persisted the confounded thing. Then, whir thump-click!

  I opened my mouth intending to voice a nice, sarcastic comment at the machine’s expense when there came a very tiny, very subtle and extremely high-pitched whine. Something small, metallic, glittering shot through one of the rat holes, fled across the floor towa
rd the churning monstrosity. A trapdoor opened and swallowed it with such swiftness that it had disappeared before I realized what I’d seen. The thing had been a cylindrical, polished object resembling the shuttle of a sewing machine, but about four times the size. And it had been dragging something also small and metallic.

  Burman stared at me; I stared at Burman. Then he foraged around the laboratory, found a three-foot length of half-inch steel pipe. Dragging a chair to the door, he seated himself, gripped the pipe like a bludgeon, and watched the rat holes, Imperturbably, the machine watched him and continued to tick-tick-tick.

  Ten minutes later, there came a sudden click and another tiny whine. Nothing darted inward through the holes, but the curious object we’d already seen‌—‌or another one exactly like it‌—‌dropped out of the trap, scooted to the door by which we were waiting. It caught Burman by surprise. He made a mad swipe with the steel as the thing skittered elusively past his feet and through a hole. It had gone even as the weapon walloped the floor.

  “Damn!” said Burman, heartily. He held the pipe loosely in his grip while he glared at the industrious coffin. “I’d smash it to bits except that I’d like to catch one of these small gadgets first.”

  “Look out!” I yelled.

  He was too late. He ripped his attention away from the coffin toward the holes, swinging up the heavy length of pipe, a startled look on his face. But his reaction was far too slow. Three of the little mysteries were through the holes and halfway across the floor before his weapon was ready to swing. The coffin swallowed them with the crash of a trapdoor.

  The invading trio had rushed through in single file, and I’d got a better picture of them this time. The first two were golden shuttles, much like the one we’d already seen. The third was bigger, speedier, and gave me the notion that it could dodge around more dexterously. It had a long, sharp projection in front, a wicked, ominous thing like a surgeon’s scalpel. Sheer speed deprived me of a good look at it, but I fancied that the tip of the scalpel had been tinged with red. My spine exuded perspiration.