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The Naked Diplomat

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by Tom Fletcher


  Chapter 17

  1. See Lucy Parker and Jon Miller, Everybody’s Business (2013), for their take on the eleven conversations people are having globally.

  2. Pew Research Center, 2013.

  3. The Canadian government established the International Commission on Intervention and State Sovereignty (ICISS) in September 2000 in response to Kofi Annan’s idea.

  4. Speech at The Hague Institute for Global Justice, 14 November 2013.

  5. The Economist, 16 September 1999.

  6. Henry Kissinger, Diplomacy (1994).

  7. See Chris Patten, What Next? Surviving the Twenty-First Century (2008).

  8. Global Annual Wealth Report, Credit Suisse, 2014.

  9. Save the Children.

  10. Deloitte, ‘Value of Connectivity’, February 2014.

  Chapter 18

  1. Harold Nicolson, On Diplomacy (1961).

  2. For more on this, see Peter Singer, The Life You Can Save (2009).

  3. Despite what Norman Angell argued in The Great Illusion (1909).

  4. Or as Harvard’s Dan Gilbert put it at TED 2014, ‘Human beings are works in progress who mistakenly think they’re finished.’

  5. See Jaron Lanier, You Are Not a Gadget (2010) for the case for us to fight against the danger that we are defined by our technology: we must ‘avoid reducing people to mere devices. The best way to do that is to believe that the gadgets I can provide are inert tools and are only useful because people have the magical ability to communicate meaning through them.’

  Epilogue

  1. See Matthew Parris and Andrew Bryson’s entertaining Parting Shots (2010) for a selection of the best.

  Index

  The page numbers in this index relate to the printed version of this book; they do not match the pages of your ebook. You can use your ebook reader’s search tool to find a specific word or passage.

  Abrahams, Harold, 19–20

  Ackland, Anthony, 92

  Adams, Gerry, 97, 173

  Adams, John Quincy, 58

  Afghanistan, 135, 217, 252–4

  African Union, 259

  Ahmadinejad, Mahmoud, 75

  Al Jazeera, 231

  al-Qaeda, 7, 124, 127, 233

  Alexander the Great, 225, 271

  Alexander I, Tsar, 51

  Alphand, Hervé, 97

  ‘ambassador’ (the word), 32

  Ambassadors, 90

  American Revolution, 31

  Amos, Valerie, 70

  Anholt, Simon, 139

  An-Nahar, 137

  Annan, Kofi, 97, 255, 257

  Annual Register, 42

  Arab Cultural Renaissance, 186

  Arab League, 259

  Arab Spring, 112, 134, 143, 165, 182, 229–32

  Arafat, Yasser, 133

  Araud, Gérard, 81

  Argentina, 136, 177

  Arghun, Prince, 29

  Aristotle, 271–2

  Ascent of Man, The, 274

  Ashton, Baroness Caroline, 235

  al-Assad, Bashar, 17, 133

  al-Assad, Hafez, 133–4

  Assange, Julian, 16, 120, 123

  Atcherson, Lucile, 67

  Attila the Hun, 170

  Balfour, Arthur, 142, 193

  Ball, James, 130

  Bangladesh, 218

  Barlow, John Perry, 131

  battleships, 58

  BBC World Service, 141, 144, 195

  Begin, Menachem, 173

  Berlin Wall, fall of, 69

  Berlusconi, Silvio, 70, 99

  Berners-Lee, Sir Tim, 31, 129, 131

  Bertie, Lord, 145

  Besika Bay, 48

  big data, 16, 110–13, 119, 130, 161, 247

  Bildt, Carl, 78, 80

  Bin Laden, Osama, 7, 112

  Bismarck, Count Otto von, 57, 145

  Blair, Tony, 4, 7, 67, 71, 96, 170, 173, 193

  Blatter, Sepp, 221

  Bletchley Park, 68, 115, 119

  Bloody Sunday inquiry, 169, 175

  Bloomberg, Michael, 224

  Boccaccio, Giovanni, 32

  Bonaparte, Pauline, 51

  Bono, 162, 164

  Bowes, Sir Jeremy, 37

  Brazil

  and climate change, 171

  economic growth, 218

  and international institutions, 219

  and soft power, 140, 142

  ‘Statute of Liberty’, 131

  Bretton Woods institutions, 64, 85, 259

  Brin, Sergei, 108

  British Museum, 141

  Bronowski, Jacob, 274

  Brookings Institution, 17

  Brown, Gordon, 4–7, 70, 73, 99, 141, 161, 169, 176

  negotiating style, 174–5

  and telephone diplomacy, 66–7

  Brown Moses, 235

  Bruni, Carla, 99, 249

  Bukhara, 56

  ‘bullshit bingo’, 155

  Burnes, Alexander, 56

  Burns, William, 89

  Burton, Sir Richard, 55

  Bush, George W., 52, 67, 97, 138, 244, 248, 253

  Byblos, 214, 226

  Byron, Lord, 52

  Byzantines, 29

  Callières, François de, 40, 119

  Cambon, Jules, 149

  Camden, Lord, 101

  Cameron, David, 4–7, 70, 154, 161, 182, 189, 216, 289

  plays tennis with Sarkozy, 93n

  response to Saville Inquiry, 169, 175

  and ‘smart power’, 138

  Canning, George, 50–1

  Carlton-Browne of the FO, 90

  Carnegie, 17

  Carr, Nicholas, 241

  Carrington, Lord, 98

  Castlereagh, Lord, 50–2, 54

  Catalonia, 82, 220, 237

  Cavour, Count, 95

  Chamberlain, Neville, 174

  Chamoy, Rousseau de, 92

  Chanakya, Arthashastra (The Science of Politics), 27

  Chaplin, Charlie, 272–3

  Chappe, Claude, 47

  Chariots of Fire, 19

  Charles II, King, 35

  Chatah, Mohamad, 170

  Chatham House, 17

  Chávez, Hugo, 75

  Cheney, Dick, 67

  China

  Boxer Rebellion, 57

  and climate change, 171

  economic growth, 217, 220

  growing inequality, 263

  imperial, 27–8

  Internet companies, 218

  and interventions, 260

  levels of optimism, 239

  and soft power, 139, 142

  and UN Security Council, 255–6

  China Central Television, 142

  Chinese Spy, The, 42

  Churchill, Winston, 53, 63, 69, 77, 95, 100, 149, 155, 241

  bust removed from Oval Office, 73

  capacity for alcohol, 99

  and democracy, 244

  and diplomacy, 95, 156

  and history, 7n

  city mayors, 223–4

  Civil Service job titles, 49–50

  Clark, Alan, 95

  Clegg, Nick, 4

  Clinton, Bill, 78, 80

  Clinton, Hillary, 70, 120, 166

  Cluster Munitions Convention, 164

  Cohen, Roger, 11, 240

  Colonial Office, 42, 69

  Columbus, Christopher, 30–1

  Colville, Jock, 71

  concubines, 37

  Confucius Centres, 142

  Congress of Prague, 55

  Congress of Sparta, 28

  Congress of the Tribes, 1

  Congress of Vienna, 16, 22, 47, 50–5, 58, 61, 72, 74, 85, 93, 124, 220, 265

  Cook, Robin, 21

  Cooke, William, 47

  ‘Cool Britannia’, 139

  Copenhagen climate change summit, 19, 171, 261, 261

  Council of Foreign Plantations, 42

  creativity, 145–6

  Crick, Francis, 273

  Croatia, 236

  Cromwell, Oliver, 95

  crowdfunding, 15
8

  Cuban missile crisis, 65, 72

  Cunliffe, Sir Jon, 177–8

  Curzon, Lord, 41, 55, 57

  Daily Mail, 153

  Dalton, Chloe, 159

  Dante, 32

  David, King of Israel, 27

  Davidson, Martin, 140

  Dayton peace accord, 11, 19

  D-Day anniversary, 168

  Dearlove, Richard, 127

  ‘démarche’ (the word), 9n

  democracy, spread of, 244–5

  Dickinson, Goldsworthy Lowes, 62

  diplomacy

  and alphabetical ordering, 35

  ‘Concorde Diplomacy’, 69

  digital, 78–84

  and idealism, 21–2

  social media and, 8–10, 158–60, 163, 235–6

  telephone, 66–7

  and trade, 37–9

  the word, 42, 48

  diplomatic bags, 40–1, 57

  diplomatic dinners and receptions, 98–100

  diplomatic gifts, 73–4

  diplomatic immunity, 29

  diplomatic jargon, 156

  Diplomatic Service Regulation Number 5, 68

  diplomatic uniforms, 55–6

  diplomats, 86–102

  and alcohol, 98–9

  aristocratic, 55

  declared persona non grata, 65

  ‘go native’, 88–9

  and honesty, 96–7

  job titles, 49

  and leadership, 97–8

  ‘poised between cliché and indiscretion’, 161

  presentation of credentials, 32–4

  ‘recalled for consultations’, 65

  and travel, 70–1

  women, 67–8

  Doha trade rounds, 260

  Don Pacifico, 48

  Dorsey, Jack, 80

  drone attacks, 135, 258

  Durand, Sir Mortimer, 57

  Durov, Pavel, 129

  East India Company, 223

  East Indies, torture of British traders, 37

  EastEnders, 195

  Ebola epidemic, 259

  Economist, 227

  Edward I, King, 29

  Eggers, Dave, The Circle, 242

  Einstein, Albert, 241, 247, 273

  Elizabeth I, Queen, 34, 36–7, 119, 137, 146

  Elizabeth II, Queen, 99, 171

  Elvan, Berkin, 230

  English language, 144–5

  Enlightenment, 31, 229

  Erdogan, Recep Tayyip, 230, 289

  espionage, see intelligence-gathering

  Estonia, 82

  European Council, 72, 170, 175, 184

  European Union, 54, 71–2, 77, 90, 134–5, 217–18, 244, 256, 259

  Evans, Gareth, 175

  Facebook, 8, 80, 82, 141, 159, 229, 230, 236, 247, 272

  faxes, 10, 43

  Feltham, R. G., Diplomatic Handbook, 68, 98

  Fergusson, Niall, 240

  Fermi’s Paradox, 297–8

  Fielding, Sir Leslie, 83, 88, 96

  Financial Times, 70

  First World War, 47, 58–60

  Fisk, Robert, 235

  Florence, 31–2

  ‘FOMO’ (fear of missing out), 268

  Forbes list of leaders, 221–2

  Foreign Office, establishment of, 42

  Foreign Policy magazine, 122

  Forster, E. M., ‘The Machine stops’, 241–2

  Fox, Charles James, 42

  France

  declining influence, 219

  rise of National Front, 252

  and soft power, 139

  Francis, Pope, 80

  Franco, General Francisco, 156

  Franco-Prussian War, 57

  Franklin, Benjamin, 45, 123

  Frantz, Douglas, 81

  Franz-Ferdinand, Archduke, 58

  Fraser, Sir Simon, 49

  Freedom of Information Act, 128, 275

  French, as diplomatic language, 45

  French Revolution, 55, 216

  Friedman, Tom, 134, 235

  Frost, Robert, 91

  Fukuyama, Francis, 216

  G8 summit (2005), 72, 162

  G20 summit (2009), 70, 151, 162, 176

  Gaddafi, Muammar, 75, 180

  Gandhi, Rahul, 145

  Gass, Sir Simon, 177

  Gates, Bill, 26, 108

  Gates, Robert, 141

  Geneva summit (1955), 72

  Genghis Khan, 29, 64, 124, 136

  George III, King, 44

  Gibran, Khalil, 277

  Global Pulse, 263

  Goebbels, Joseph, 232

  Good Friday Agreement, 170

  Good, Rev. Harold, 181

  Google, 8, 14, 17, 108, 114, 215, 222, 223, 272

  Google Earth, 82

  Google Maps 236

  Google Translate, 109

  Gorbachev, Mikhail, 248–9

  Gore, Al, 75, 108, 223, 245

  Gore-Booth, Lord, 92

  Gower, Lord, 45

  Great Dictator, The, 272

  Greek city states, 28

  Greenstock, Sir Jeremy, 134

  ‘grip and grins’, 12, 76

  Grotius, Hugo, 40

  Guantanamo Bay, 135

  gunboat diplomacy, 13, 44, 48, 257

  gunpowder, invention of, 28

  Gutenberg, Johannes, 30–1

  Habib, Philip, 180

  Hague, William, 83, 108, 159, 164

  Hain, Peter, 41

  Hama, 235

  Hannigan, Robert, 124

  Hardenberg, Karl August von, 52

  Hari, Mata, 119

  Harper, Stephen, 74

  Hattusili III, King of the Hittites, 27

  Hay Festival, 222

  Hayden, Michael, 122, 125

  Helic, Arminka, 164

  Henri IV, King of France, 39

  Henry VIII, King, 40

  Herodotus, 118, 215

  Hezbollah, 179–80, 201

  Hill, Charles, 95

  Hitler, Adolf, 61–2

  Hoare, Samuel, 156

  Holbrooke, Richard, 147

  Holmes, Sir John, 255

  Homs, 233, 235

  Horrocks, Peter, 141

  Hotman de Villiers, Jean, 39

  Hurd, Douglas, 217

  Hutton, Lord, 127

  Huxley, Aldous, 242

  Ilves, Toomas Hendrik, 131

  India

  and climate change, 171

  digital government, 247

  economic growth, 218

  growing inequality, 263

  and international institutions, 219

  India/Pakistan dispute, 152, 154, 251

  Indignados movement, 230–1

  Indonesia, 263

  Industrial Revolution, 56, 107–8, 227

  inequality, growing, 261–3

  influenza, spread of, 114

  Innocent X, Pope, 42

  Instagram, 230

  intelligence-gathering, 65–6, 117–28

  Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC), 261

  International Monetary Fund, 64, 219

  Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers (ICANN), 130

  Internet governance, 129–31

  interventions, 252–8

  IRA, 172–3, 181

  Iran, 39, 77, 82, 90, 128, 182, 278

  nuclear deal, 19, 168, 171–2, 177, 235–6

  Iraq (and Iraq War), 21, 26, 61, 65, 125, 127, 135, 217, 220, 252–4, 256

  ‘Islamic State’ (ISIL), 16, 124, 165, 197, 199, 233–4, 270, 278

  Israel, 133, 172, 256

  Israel/Palestine conflict, 19, 154, 170, 179–80, 204, 237, 251, 278

  Italian city states, 31–2, 71, 91

  Ivan IV Vasilyevich (‘the Terrible’), Tsar, 37

  Jacques, Martin, 217

  James I, King, 36, 72

  Jefferson, Thomas, 43, 58

  Jefferson Memorial, 147

  Jenkinson, Anthony, 34, 37

  Jerusalem, 29, 173

  Jobs, Steve, 225,
273–4

  Jolie, Angelina, 164

  Joumblatt, Walid, 181, 278

  JPMorgan Chase, 17

  Kadesh, battle of, 27

  Kellogg–Briand Pact, 62

  Kennedy, Senator Edward, 97

  Kennedy, John F., 97, 136, 271

  Kennedy, Robert, 97

  Kenya, 111, 263

  Kenyatta, Jomo, 173

  Kerr, Sir John, 90

  Kerry, John, 81, 84, 235

  Keynes, John Maynard, 64

  KGB, 66

  Khrushchev, Nikita, 179

  Kidd, Sue Monk, 174

  Kikwete, Jakaya, 73

  Kim Jong-un, 221

  King, Martin Luther, 273

  King’s Messengers, 57

  Kirchner, Cristina Fernández de, 177

  Kissinger, Henry, 69, 216, 218, 259

  Klout scores, 243

  Korean War, 154

  Kosovo, 82, 150, 254, 256

  Kurdi, Aylan, 165

  Kurdistan, 82, 237

  Kurzweil, Ray, 299

  Lanier, Jaron, 300

  Large Hadron Collider, 110

  Lawrence, T. E., 88

  Lawrence of Arabia, 165

  Le Carré, John, 90

  League of Nations, 62–3, 85

  Lebanese diaspora, 185–6

  Lebanon, 8, 15, 157, 161–3, 182–205, 266

  ambassador presents credentials, 33–4

  ambassador’s valedictory, 276–80

  assassination of Mohamad Chatah, 170

  attack on Iranian embassy, 236

  and British soft power, 136–7, 140, 142–3

  economic growth, 184

  external interventions, 184

  Hezbollah and politics, 179–80

  impact of Syria crisis, 163, 201, 204–5

  Islamists in, 234

  ‘One Lebanon’ concert, 163

  refugees, 182, 204, 257–8

  school textbooks, 142, 196, 204

  sectarianism, 183

  warlords, 134

  Leetaru, Kalev, 112

  Lenin, Vladimir, 149

  Libyan nuclear agreement, 180

  Lincoln, Abraham, 149

  lingchi, 3

  Liu Yunshan, June, 142

  Lloyd George, David, 180

  Lobban, Sir Iain, 124, 126

  Locarno Treaty, 61

  Locke, John, 267

  Lodge, Henry Cabot, 61

  London Olympics, 138–9, 198, 207

  López, Leopoldo, 230

  Lord’s Resistance Army, 165

  Louis XIII, King of France, 36

  Louis XIV, King of France, 35

  Louis XVI, King of France, 45

  Lu You, 3

  Luther, Martin, 31

  Luzhkov, Yury, 223

  Maastricht Treaty, 57, 90

  Macartney, Lord George, 44

  Macaulay, Thomas Babington, 243

  McBride, Damian, 151

  McChrystal, General Stanley, 166

  McFaul, Michael, 81

  McGuinness, Martin, 97, 173

  Machiavelli, Niccolò, 21, 32, 95, 215

  Mackenzie, Compton, 127n

  Macmillan, Harold, 161, 179

 

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