Thraxas - The Complete Series

by Martin Scott

  “Better than rowing a slave galley,” growls the Captain. “What do you want?”

  “I had a hunch you might want to see me.”

  Captain Rallee looks confused. Lisutaris’s spell of bafflement has wiped a small part of his memory. For a day or two, he’ll have a feeling that something happened, something he can’t quite remember. After that he’ll forget all about it. Lisutaris is a powerful woman, no doubt about it.

  “I did want to see you, now you mention it. About a pile of bodies in Saint Rominius’s Lane. Not far from the Avenging Axe. You know anything about it?”

  “Nothing at all. Probably some dwa-related violence.”

  It might have been wiser to tell the Captain about the attack, but it just comes naturally to deny everything to the Guards. Unusually, the Captain lets it pass without probing further.

  “Dwa-related violence? Maybe. Wasn’t anyone we recognised from the trade, though. Not that I care much right now. If you’ve got some gang on your tail you can sort it out yourself. I’m busy with more important things.”

  “Like what?”

  “Like espionage. We got word there’s some spying going on in the city. All guards to be on the lookout for strangers, unexplained events, that sort of thing. I just wanted to let you know. You’re still a Tribune for a few more weeks—God help the city—so I had to notify you. But if you come across anything strange, make sure you report it to me.”

  I raise an eyebrow.

  “Strange things happen to me all the time, Captain. But I generally don’t go running to the Civil Guards.”

  “Forget the attitude,” snaps the Captain. “This is war, not one of your petty cases. If you get wind of anything strange going on, you tell me about it. Or Prefect Drinius, if you prefer. Though I doubt he’ll be that keen on meeting you, seeing as you’re trying to protect the man who murdered his fellow Prefect.”

  “Which brings me nicely to the reason for my visit, Captain. I can’t get an angle on the case.”

  “And?”

  “And I was wondering what you might have heard.”

  The Captain stares at me for a long time.

  “I am talking to Thraxas the Investigator, right?”

  “I believe so.”

  “Would that be the same Thraxas who sent me to sleep with a spell last summer?” he demands.

  “I was engaged in vital government work, Captain. You know they exonerated me.”

  “I know Lisutaris, Mistress of the Sky, got the charges dropped,” says the Captain. “I didn’t like it then and I don’t like it now. I gave up helping you a long time ago, Thraxas. Take a walk.”

  Chapter Fourteen

  My office desk is an old piece of furniture, stained almost black with beer, smoke and the sweat of vain endeavour. It’s large and ugly. Not easy on the eye. Something that could also be said about me. I’m sitting in front of said desk staring at a list of names. Names of people I’ve asked about the scroll Galwinius was carrying when he died. Twenty people or so, mostly Senators and government officials. Tracking them down and questioning them hasn’t been easy. Nor has it been productive. Most of them don’t even remember that Galwinius was carrying anything. Or so they claim. Even those Senators who were previously supporters of Lodius seem to be uncooperative. Rittius isn’t the only one deserting his leader. It is a good time for Consul Kalius to press his attack against Senator Lodius. With the war approaching, no one wants to be seen as disloyal.

  Yesterday I made a report to Lodius’s wife. She had the good grace to thank me for all the work I’ve done on her husband’s behalf. I had the honesty to tell her it’s all been for nothing, so far. Before I left I tried to offer some encouragement and she pretended to be encouraged. As for Lodius himself, he refuses to see me. I should walk away from the case. There’s no disgrace in deserting a client who doesn’t want you working for him. I might have quit if his wife hadn’t sent a servant to the kitchen to bring me a tray of food. Damn the woman and her good manners.

  I tried to consult Astrath Triple Moon again but the Sorcerer isn’t at home. He’s been recalled to the Sorcerers Guild for the duration of the war. Astrath is consequently as happy as an Elf in a tree. I made enquiries about Oraxin. There’s nothing to indicate that his death was connected with the fate of Galwinius. He did work as an informer for the Prefect and he’d sold information about the dwa trade to the Prefect’s office. No one was much surprised when they learned that he’d been murdered. The Society of Friends are very active in the dwa trade and not keen on informers. Oraxin didn’t leave any friends or family grieving for him. Just a bare room, a dwa pipe and a landlord looking for his rent. Standard fate of the small-time dwa dealer.

  Tomorrow morning I’m due to visit Domasius, a lawyer I’ve hired to give a judgement on the matter of the forged will. I’m hoping that his expert knowledge might give me a new lead. If that fails, I don’t know what else I’ll do.

  Makri walks uninvited into my office. I eye her with annoyance. It’s amazing quite how offensive this woman is. She paints her toenails gold like a Simnian whore. That alone should be enough to separate her from all decent society. Add in the pierced nose, the outlandishly long thick hair, the Orcish blood and the men’s clothes and we’re talking about a person who shouldn’t be allowed to pollute a Human city. Consul Kalius is far too lax in the matter of permitting aliens to live in Turai. Time was we didn’t let people like Makri in.

  “Still upset about the meeting?” she says, brightly.

  “Upset? About the meeting of women in my office which reduced me in the eyes of Viriggax’s mercenaries to the status of nursemaid?”

  “Only for a little while,” points out Makri. “Lisutaris wiped their memories.”

  “Well that makes everything all right. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m busy doing men’s work. Go away and serve beer.”

  “I have news,” says Makri, eagerly.

  I turn on my coldest stare.

  “Unless that news involves you leaving the city on the next horse, I’m not interested.”

  “But I want to tell you,” says Makri, sounding agitated.

  “Tell it to your Association of Gentlewomen buddies. Anywhere you like as long as it’s not in my office.”

  “You’re not being fair. So I used your office without asking. What’s so bad about that? It’s tidier than it’s ever been.”

  “I like it untidy.”

  “We brought you a new rug.”

  “I hate the rug. You see, Makri, it’s the problem we always come up against. You’ve no idea of how to behave in civilised society.”

  “You’re so obsessed with this civilisation thing,” protests Makri. “So what if I took over your damned office without asking? When I grew up in the gladiator slave pits, we didn’t have appointment books. Anyway, did I have to make an appointment when I was saving your life from Horm the Dead? I didn’t need an appointment when I was rescuing you—”

  I hold up my hand.

  “Enough. Whatever services you may have rendered in the past have been duly noted. But from now on, Thraxas Investigations can manage very well without you.”

  Makri stamps her foot in frustration, something I don’t remember her ever doing before.

  “I’ve got a job for the war!” she says. “I’m going to be in Lisutaris’s bodyguard. I get to protect her from the Orcs!”

  “Fascinating. In between attacks you’ll be able to discuss the advancement of women’s status in Turai. Now depart.”

  Makri looks extremely frustrated. She doesn’t really know how to deal with sustained hostility, apart from by using violence. I make ready to defend myself, just in case. After a few seconds she turns sharply on her heel and marches out, slamming the door. I get back to my list. There must be someone else I should talk to.

  Outside it’s cold but the snow has stopped falling. I’m scheduled for phalanx practice later in the day. Another six hours stumbling around with a bunch of novices. The Turanian phalanx adv
ances with a row of thirty-foot spears pointing forwards. It takes a lot of discipline to maintain a concentrated front. So far phalanx number seven has shown a marked lack of discipline. I give up on the list and go downstairs for a beer.

  “Setting yourself up for practice?” asks Gurd, handing one over.

  Gurd is also undergoing phalanx training, something he’s not too happy about. As a resident alien in Turai he’s obliged to join the army in times of crisis, which is fine with him, but he wasn’t anticipating the chaos he’d be stepping into with his own company of novices. Though Gurd is more used to fighting in the less rigid formation of a mercenary company, he’s been involved in his share of phalanx work in the past and he knows how it’s done. Like me, he’s appalled by the poor state of the troops among whom he now finds himself.

  “They can’t advance, they can’t retreat and they can’t go sideways. If my phalanx is called on to move more than eight feet in any direction, we’re all done for.”

  “Me too. If the young guy behind me drops his spear on my shoulder one more time I swear I’m going to stick it down his throat.”

  “You remember the phalanx we were in down on the fringes of the Simnian Desert?” asks Gurd. “Now that was a phalanx. Charged over hills and valleys without once breaking formation.”

  I nod. We did. The Unbreakables, they used to call us. Finest phalanx in the desert. Chased off an army three times our size with our superior manoeuvring.

  “We could do with the Unbreakables right now,” muses Gurd. “How well organised do you think the Orcs are going to be?”

  “Probably not that well organised. Prince Amrag hasn’t been war leader for long. He hasn’t had time to drill them into shape. Probably they’ll be a huge mass of Orcs without any formation, and a few phalanxes of trained troops. That’s what they’re usually like.”

  “Gives us an advantage then, if we can get our formations in order. The city should have been doing it long ago.”

  Gurd mentions that Makri is at present as mad as a mad dragon.

  “What have you been doing to her?”

  I explain the matter of the latest meeting which she held in my office. Gurd looks shocked.

  “What do these women want to hold meetings for?”

  “Because they’re crazy. Like Hanama. She’s an Assassin, for God’s sake. Heavily rumoured to have killed the deputy head of the Honourable Association of Merchants only last month after his unfortunate dispute with the head of his Guild. Hardly the sort of woman you’d associate with progressive politics, yet there she is, drinking wine with Lisutaris and plotting the overthrow of society.”

  Gurd looks worried.

  “Are they plotting the overthrow of society?”

  “Who knows? Makri says its a reading group, but she’s lying. Anything’s possible.”

  “At least Tanrose doesn’t have anything to do with them,” says Gurd.

  “Oh no? She lent them a rug.”

  “She lent them a rug? What for?”

  “To make my office look nicer.”

  Gurd winces. It’s all more serious than he realised.

  “I’ll talk to Makri,” he says. “I can’t have this sort of thing going on.”

  Gurd asks if I’ve discovered who was behind the attack on me in Saint Rominius’s Lane.

  “No idea. Haven’t had time to look into it yet.”

  It shows what a sorry state I’m in. With the Lodius investigation and my military practice I haven’t even had time to investigate a lethal assault on my own person.

  “Maybe you’re getting close to the culprit?”

  “If I am, it’s news to me.”

  Makri hurries by with a tray in her hand. The tray has six large flagons of ale on it and Makri carries it through the crowd without spilling a drop. Another of her talents. She takes it to Viriggax’s table. Viriggax and his men roar with pleasure when Makri arrives, partly at the sight of the beer and partly at the sight of Makri. They shout out some crude comments about her figure and Makri insults them back, but good-humouredly. I notice that Toraggax doesn’t join in with the banter but just thanks her politely for his beer. As if being good-mannered will have any impression on the mad warrior woman. The young mercenary is a fool. Makri picks up her tip, crams it into the fat purse she has slung around her neck and moves on to the next table. Outside, Quintessence Street is caked with ice, but inside the Avenging Axe it’s hot from the fire and the press of bodies. Perspiration runs down Makri’s neck. I find myself dabbing my brow with my sleeve. “Business is good.”

  Gurd nods.

  “I’ll have a fair bit saved after this winter is over—” He breaks off, looking at me in a now familiar manner. For once in my life I find myself frustrated with Gurd. How indecisive can a man who once charged a dragon be?

  “Ask her to marry you, for God’s sake. Or don’t ask her. Just pick one.”

  “Which one?” says Gurd.

  “How would I know? How much more can I do to demonstrate my complete lack of competence in this field?”

  “I just need your opinion.”

  “I’m begging you not to ask me.”

  “I’m asking your advice as an old friend,” says Gurd, and looks slightly hurt.

  I shake my head.

  “Then ask Tanrose to marry you. After all, we’re quite likely to be dead before spring is over.”

  Gurd nods.

  “That’s true.”

  “So even if things go badly, it probably won’t last too long. I mean, marriage is a big step, Gurd, but when we’re all going to be slaughtered by the Orcs, it’s not the end of the world. If I was a poetic man, I might have something to say about going off into the next life together.”

  Gurd slams his mighty palm on the table top.

  “Yes!” he exclaims. “That is good! Off to the next life together!”

  The image seems to have touched his Barbarian heart. He rises to his feet, drains the dregs of his ale, and marches off, strong, erect and barbaric, his grey pony-tail swinging jauntily behind him. I drain my own flagon and head off to my office. Any more talk of romance and I’m liable to remember that my wife left me for a Sorcerer’s apprentice many years ago. Mostly I try not to remember that.

  As a consequence of fleeing the tavern some time before I’d intended, I arrive early for phalanx practice and stand around on the cold field outside the city gates waiting for the others to arrive. I’m the first regular trooper there, and when Senator Marius sees me he congratulates me on my enthusiasm.

  “Maybe you’re not such a waste of time after all.”

  Senator Marius asks me how this phalanx compares to the others I’ve fought in.

  “Badly.”

  He nods.

  “I know. You’d think some of these young men had never held a long spear before. You’re not a great soldier, Thraxas, and you’re never going to be. But compared to the rest of them, you’re not such a disaster. I’m promoting you to corporal.”

  I nod. It makes sense.

  “Maybe we can get them into shape before the Orcs come,” says the Senator.

  “Maybe.”

  Neither of us sounds too convinced. By now the other recruits are arriving and the Senator moves off to confer with General Pomius on a hillock nearby.

  So now I’m a corporal. Not that important a position. There are ten corporals in the five-hundred-man phalanx, subordinate to the five centurions, and our commander. But it’s a position of some responsibility. It carries enough weight to make anyone regret it if they stick their spear in me again.

  As we’re forming up, I notice Praetor Capatius’s phalanx moving off in front of us. The Praetor is one of Turai’s richest men. He owns his own bank and plenty more besides. One of my recent cases brought me up against him and for a while I thought it was him that had levelled the charge of cowardice against me. Now I’m not sure. Professor Toarius, the head of Makri’s college, also had it in for me, and the Professor is very well connected in aristocrati
c circles. It could have been him.

  Wherever it originated, the person who actually brought the charge to court was Vedinax, a large and very thuggish individual in the employ of Capatius. I can see him striding along at the front of Capatius’s phalanx. We were mercenaries together. He’s a bad man in many ways, but a good soldier, which is going to be more important in the months to come.

  Being a corporal doesn’t make the phalanx practice any easier. We stumble around, shivering in the wind. When Senator Marius gives a command, half the men obey it while the others get it wrong. Strong abuse flows from the Senator to his centurions and from them to the corporals. I pass the abuse on to the men under me, not as vehemently as I might. I was never really officer material. There are some men around me so unsuited to being in the army that it seems almost a crime to abuse them. One man, thirty or so, small and skinny, only moved to Turai the year before last to take up a position at the Imperial Library. Now he finds himself with a thirty-foot spear in his hand and no real idea what to do with it. I try and point him in the right direction, genially at first, then more harshly as my patience wears thin. He’s going to be beside me when the Orcs attack. I’ve some sympathy for him but I don’t want to lose my life because of his incompetence.

  My unit isn’t the only one suffering from the unsuitability of some of its members. In a nearby unit I actually see the head of the Leatherworkers Guild attempting to march in formation, and the head of the Leatherworkers Guild is famous for being the fattest man in Turai, with a girth so enormous that my not inconsiderable bulk pales in comparison. I’m surprised he can walk, let alone carry a spear. God knows what will happen if he’s required to break into a run. To give him his due, at least he’s here. As head of the guild, he could probably have pulled some strings to avoid military service. The same could be said for Samanatius, another person I am astonished to see wielding a spear. Samanatius is Turai’s most prominent philosopher. A fraud, as far as I can see, though Makri holds him in high regard. Fraud or not, he could legitimately have avoided service due to his advanced age, yet here he is, marching along with a group of young men from the philosophers’ academy he runs. I’d always assumed he would be some sort of pacifist, but Makri once informed me that he regards the military defence of the state against outside aggression as the duty of all citizens. It made me like him a little better.