N is for NOOSE

by Sue Grafton

  The other issue we’d discussed was the nature of my fees. As a lone operator, I really didn’t have any hard-and-fast rules about billing, particularly in a case like this where I was working out of town. Sometimes I charge a flat fee that includes all my expenses. Some times I charge an hourly rate and add expenses on top of that. Selma had assured me she had money to burn, but frankly, I felt guilty about eating into Tom’s estate. On the other hand, she’d survived him and I thought she had a point. Why should she live the rest of her life wondering if her husband was hiding something from her? Grief is enough of an affront without additional regrets about unfinished business. Selma was already struggling to come to terms with Tom’s death. She needed to know the truth and wanted me to supply it. Fair enough. I hoped I could provide her with an answer that would satisfy.

  Until I got a sense of how long the job would take, we’d agreed on four hundred bucks a day. From Dietz, I’d borrowed a boilerplate contract. I’d penned in the date and details of what I’d been hired to do and she’d written me a check for fifteen hundred dollars. I’d run that by the bank to make sure it cleared before I got down to business. I’m sorry to confess that while I sympathize with all the widows, orphans, and under-dogs in the world, I think it’s wise to make sure sufficient funds are in place before you rush to some one’s rescue.

  I closed the cabin and locked it, hiked back to my rental car, and drove the six miles into town. The highway was sparsley strung with assorted businesses: tractor sales, a car lot, trailer park, country store, and a service station. The fields in between were gold with dried grass and tufted with weeds. The wide sweep of sky had turned from strong blue to grey, a thick haze of white obscuring the mountain tops. Away to the west, a torn pattern of clouds lay without motion. All the near hills were a scruffy red brown, polka-dotted with white. Wind rattled in the trees. I adjusted the heater in the car, flipping on the fan until tropical breezes blew against my legs.

  For my stay in Carson City, I’d packed my tweed blazer for dress up and a blue denim jacket for casual wear. Both were too light and insubstantial for this area. I cruised the streets downtown until I spotted a thrift store. I nosed the rental car into a diagonal parking space out front. The window was crowded with kitchenware and minor items of furniture: a bookcase, a footstool, stacks of mismatched dishes, five lamps, a tricycle, a meat grinder, an old Philco radio, and some red Burma-Shave signs bound together with wire. The top one in the pile read DOES YOUR HUSBAND. What, I thought. Does your husband what? Burma-Shave signs had first appeared in the 1920s and many persisted even into my childhood, always with variations of that tricky, bumping lilt. Does your husband… have a beard?… Is be really very weird?… If he’s living in a cave… Offer him some… Burma-Shave. Or words to that effect.

  The interior of the store smelled like discarded shoes. I made my way down aisles densely crowded with hanging clothes. I could see rack after rack of items that must have been purchased with an eye to function and festivity. Prom gowns, cocktail dresses, women’s suits, acrylic sweaters, blouses, and Hawaiian shirts. The woolens seemed dispirited and the cottons were tired, the colors subdued from too many rounds in the wash. Toward the rear, there was a rod sagging under the burden of winter jackets and coats.

  I shrugged into a bulky brown leather bomber jacket. The weight of it felt like one of those lead aprons the technician places across your body while taking dental Xrays from the safety of another room. The jacket lining was fleece, minimally matted, and the pockets sported diagonal zippers, one of which was broken. I checked the inside of the collar. The size was a medium, big enough to accommodate a heavy sweater if I needed one. The price tag was pinned to the brown knit ribbing on the cuff. Forty bucks. What a deal. Does your husband belch and rut? Does be scratch his hairy butt? If you want to see him bathe… tame the beast with Burma-Shave. I tucked the jacket over my arm while I moved up and down the aisles. I found a faded blue flannel shirt and a pair of hiking boots. On my way out, I stopped and untwisted the wire connecting the Burma-Shave signs, reading them one by one.

  .

  DOES YOUR HUSBAND

  MISBEHAVE?

  GRUNT AND GRUMBLE

  RANT AND RAVE?

  SHOOT THE BRUTE SOME

  BURMA-SHAVE

  .

  I smiled to myself. I wasn’t half-bad at that stuff. I went out to the street again with my purchases in hand. Let’s hear it for the good old days. Lately, Americans have been losing their sense of humor.

  I spotted an office supply store across the street. I crossed, stocked up on paper supplies, including a couple of packs of blank index cards. Two doors down, I found a branch of Selma’s bank and came out with a wad of twenties in my shoulder bag. I retrieved my car and pulled out, circling the block until I was headed in the right direction. The town already felt familiar, neatly laid out and clean. Main Street was four lanes wide. The buildings on either side were generally one to two stories high, sharing no particular style. The atmosphere was vaguely Western. At each intersection, I caught sight of a wedge of mountains, the snow-capped peaks forming a scrim that ran the length of the town. Traffic was light and I noticed most of the vehicles were practical: pickups and utility vans with ski racks across the tops.

  When I arrived back at Selma’s, the garage door was open. The parking space on the left was empty. On the right, I spotted a late-model blue pickup truck. As I got out of my car, I noticed a uniformed deputy emerging from a house two doors down. He crossed the two lawns between us, walking in my direction. I waited, assuming this was Tom’s younger brother, Macon. At first glance, I couldn’t tell how much younger he was. I placed him in his late forties, but his age might have been deceptive. He had dark hair, dark brows, and a pleasant, unremarkable face. He was close to six feet tall, compactly built. He wore a heavy jacket, cropped at the waist to allow ready access to the heavy leather holster on his right hip. The wide belt and the weapon gave him a look of heft and bulk that I’m not sure would have been evident if he’d been stripped of his gear.

  “Are you Macon?” I asked.

  He offered me his hand and we shook. “That’s right. I saw you pull up and thought I’d come on over and introduce myself. You met my wife, Phyllis, a little earlier.”

  “I’m sorry about your brother.”

  “Thank you. It’s been a rough one, I can tell you,” he said. He hooked a thumb toward the house. “Selma’s not home. I believe she went off to the market a little while ago. You need in? Door’s open most times, but you’re welcome to come to our place. It sure beats setting out in the cold.”

  “I should be fine. I expect she’ll be home in a bit and if not, I can find ways to amuse myself. I would like to talk to you sometime in the next day or two.”

  “Absolutely. No problem. I’ll tell you anything you want, though I admit we’re baffled as to Selma’s purpose. What in the world is she worried about? Phyllis and I can’t understand what she wants with a private detective, of all things. With all due respect, it seems ridiculous.”

  “Maybe you should talk to her about that,” I said.

  “I can tell you right now what you’re going to learn about Tom. He’s as decent a fellow as you’d ever hope to meet. Everybody in town looked up to him, including me.”

  “This may turn out to be a short stay, in that case.”

  “Where’d Selma put you? Some place nice, I hope.”

  “Nota Lake Cabins. Cecilia Boden’s your sister, as I understand it. You have other siblings?”

  Macon shook his head. “Just three of us,” he said. “I’m the baby in the family. Tom’s three years older than Cecilia and close to fifteen years my senior. I’ve been trailing after them two ever since I can remember. I ended up in the sheriff’s department years after Tom hired on. Like that in school, too. Always following in somebody else’s footsteps.” His eyes strayed to the street as Selma’s car approached and slowed, pulling into the driveway. “Here she is now so I’ll leave you two
be. You let me know what I can do to help. You can give us a call or come knocking on our door. It’s that green house with white trim.”

  Selma had pulled into the garage by then. She got out, of the car. She and Macon greeted each other with an almost imperceptible coolness. While she opened the trunk of her sedan, Macon and I parted company, exchanging the kind of chitchat that signals the end of a conversation. Selma lifted out a brown paper sack of groceries and two cleaner’s bags, and slammed the trunk lid down. Under her fur coat, she wore smartly pressed charcoal slacks and a long-sleeved shirt of cherry-colored silk.

  As Macon walked back to his house, I moved into the garage. “Let me give you a hand with that,” I said, reaching for the bag of groceries, which she relinquished to me.

  “I hope you haven’t been out here long,” she said. “I decided I’d spent enough time feeling sorry for myself. Best to keep busy.”

  “Whose pickup truck? Was that Tom’s?” I asked.

  Selma nodded as she unlocked the door leading from the garage into the house. “I had a fellow from the garage tow it the day after he died. The officer who found him took the keys out and left it locked up where it was. I can’t bring myself to drive it. I guess eventually I’ll sell it or pass it along to Brant.” She pressed a button and the garage door descended with a rumble.

  “You met Macon, I see.”

  “He came over to introduce himself,” I said as I followed her into the house. “One thing I ought to mention. I’m going to be talking to a lot of people around town and I really don’t know yet what approach I’ll take. Whatever you hear, just go along with it.”

  She put her keys back in her purse, moving into the utility room with me close behind. She closed the door after us. “Why not tell the truth?”

  “I will where I can, but I gather Tom was a highly respected member of the community. If I start asking about his personal business, nobody’s going to say a word. I may try another tack. It won’t be far off, but I may bend the facts a bit.”

  “What about Cecilia? What will you say to her?”

  “I don’t know yet. I’ll think of something.”

  “She’ll fill your ear. She’s never really liked me. Whatever Tom’s problems, she’ll blame me if she can. Same with his brother. Macon was always coming after Tom for something ��� a loan, advice, good word in the department, you name it. If I hadn’t stepped in, he’d have sucked Tom dry. You can do me a favor: Take anything they say with a grain of salt.”

  The disgruntled are good. They’ll tell you anything, I thought.

  Once in the kitchen, Selma hung her fur coat on the back of a chair. I watched while she unloaded the groceries and put items away. I would have helped, but she waved aside the offer, saying it was quicker if she did it herself. The kitchen walls were painted bright yellow, the floor a spatter of seamless white-and-yellow linoleum. A chrome-and-yellow-plastic upholstered dinette set filled an alcove with a bump-out window crowded with… I peered closer… artificial plants. She indicated a seat across the table from hers as she folded the bag neatly and put it in a rack bulging with other grocery bags.

  She moved to the refrigerator and opened the door. “What do you take in your coffee? I’ve got hazelnut coffee creamer or a little half-and-half.” She took out a small carton and gave the pouring spout an experimental mental sniff. She made a face to herself and set the carton in the sink.

  “Black’s fine.”

  “You sure?”

  “Really. It’s no problem. I’m not particular,” I said. I took off my jacket and hung it on the back of my chair while Selma rounded up two coffee mugs, the sugar bowl, and a spoon for herself.

  She poured coffee and replaced the glass carafe on the heating element of the coffee machine, heels taptap-tapping on the floor as she crossed and recrossed the room. Her energy was ever so faintly tinged with nervousness. She sat down again and immediately flicked a small gold Dunhill to light a fresh cigarette. She inhaled deeply. “Where will you begin?”

  “I thought I’d start in Tom’s den. Maybe the answer’s easy, sitting right up on the surface.”

  Chapter 3

  *

  I spent the rest of the afternoon working my way through Tom Newquist’s insufferably disorganized home office. I’m going to bypass the tedious list of documents I inspected, the files I sorted, the drawers I emptied, the receipts I scrutinized in search of some evidence of his angst. In reporting to Selma, I did (slightly) exaggerate the extent of my efforts so she’d appreciate what fifty bucks an hour was buying in the current market place. In the space of three hours, I managed to go through about half the mess. Up to that point, whatever Tom was fretting about, he’d left precious little in the way of clues.

  He was apparently compulsive about saving every scrap of paper, but whatever organizational principle he employed, the accumulation he left behind was chaotic at best. His desk was a jumble of folders, correspondence, bills paid and unpaid, income tax forms, newspaper articles, and case files he was working on. The layers were twelve to fifteen inches deep, some stacks toppling sideways into the adjacent piles. My guess was he knew how to put his hands on just about anything he needed, but the task I faced was daunting. Maybe he imagined that any minute he’d have the clutter sorted and subdued. Like most disorganized people, he probably thought the confusion was temporary, that he was just on the verge of having all his papers tidied up. Unfortunately, death had taken him by surprise and now the cleanup was mine. I made a mental note to myself to straighten out my underwear the minute I got home. In the bottom drawer of his desk, I found some of his equipment ��� handcuffs, nightstick, the flashlight he must have carried. Maybe his brother, Macon, would like them. I’d have to remember to ask Selma later.

  I went through two big leaf bags of junk, taking it upon myself to throw away paid utility stubs from ten years back. I kept a random sampling in case Selma wanted to sell the house and needed to average her household expenses for prospective buyers. I kept the office door open, conducting an ongoing conversation with Selma in the kitchen while I winnowed and pitched. “I’d like to have a picture of Tom.”

  “What for?”

  “Not sure yet. It just seems like a good idea.”

  “Take one of those from the wall by the window.”

  I glanced over my shoulder, spotting several black-and-white photographs of him in various settings. “Right,” I said. I set aside the lapful of papers I was sorting and crossed to the closest grouping. In the largest frame, an unsmiling Tom Newquist and the sheriff, Bob Staffer, were pictured together at what looked to be a banquet. There were several couples seated at a table, which was decorated with a handsome centerpiece and the number 2 on a placard in the middle. Staffer had signed the photograph in the lower right-hand corner: “To the best damn detective in the business! As Ever, Bob Staffer.” The date was April of the preceding year. I lifted the framed photo from the hook and held it up to the fading light coming in the window.

  Tom Newquist was a youthful sixty-three years old with small eyes, a round bland face, and dark thinning hair trimmed close to his head. His expression was one I’d seen on cops ever since time began ��� neutral, watchful, intelligent. It was a face that gave away nothing of the man within. If you were being interrogated as a suspect, make no mistake about it, this man would ask tough questions and there would be no hint from him about which replies might relieve you of his attention. Make a joke and his smile in response would be thin. Presume on his goodwill and his temper would flash in a surprising display of heat. If you were questioned as a witness, you might see another side of him ��� careful, compassionate, patient, conscientious. If he was like the other law enforcement officers of my acquaintance, he was capable of being implacable, sarcastic, and relentless, all in the interest of getting at the truth. Regardless of the context, the words “Impulsive”’ and “passionate” would scarcely spring to mind. On a personal level, he might be very different, and part of my job
here was determining just what those differences might consist of. I wondered what he’d seen in Selma. She seemed too brassy and emotional for a man skilled’ at camouflage.

  I glanced up to find her standing in the doorway, watching me. Despite the fact that her clothes looked expensive, there was something indescribably cheap about her appearance. Her hair had been bleached to the texture of a doll’s wig, and I wondered if up close I could see individual clumps like the plugs of a hair transplant. I held up the picture. “Is this one okay? I’d like to have it cropped and copies made. If I’m backtracking his activities for the past couple of months, the face could trigger something where a name might not.”