A Stranger in Mayfair clm-4

by Charles Finch

  “There’s every chance-”

  “No!” Paul looked as if he were going to cry. Suddenly he reminded Lenox of Frabbs, his new clerk at Parliament: youth dressed up in the maturity it didn’t possess. “He couldn’t even bear to watch the foxes die at the hunt!”

  “Paul!” From the back step Elizabeth Starling, red with emotion, almost shouted her son’s name.

  “Damn,” said Paul under his breath, his face suddenly fearful. He ran up the steps and past her.

  She ignored Lenox and Dallington and closed the door.

  “Do you give that any credit?” asked the young lord.

  “It was in Collingwood’s professional interests to befriend these lads.”

  “I don’t know, Lenox. Their father is at the Turf constantly, and their mother is a bit too protective. You saw. He seemed genuinely upset.”

  “He did. Unfortunately this is a field in which sentiment is of little practical value.”

  Chapter Twenty-Five

  Walking down Curzon Street, they saw Ginger leaning against the wall of a small alcove in front of the house he worked in. He had a pouch of tobacco in his hand and was loading a pipe with it.

  “John!” he called out in a theatrical whisper.

  “Hiding?” Dallington asked when they were close.

  “The butler’s strict.”

  “Have you heard about Collingwood?”

  Puffing away now, he said, “Everyone in China’s heard of it, much less Curzon Street. I can’t believe he attacked Starling!”

  “Mm.”

  “We’ve all wanted to do it, mind, to our masters,” added Ginger with a dark grin, “but it’s sheer madness.”

  “You still think he did it, then?” asked Lenox.

  “Collingwood? Of course. They found the apron and the knife in his larder.”

  “Does nobody but the butler go into the pantry?”

  The lad shook his head. “They’re afraid of theft, these rich families.”

  “Doesn’t it puzzle you that he attacked Ludo? What would his motivation have been, for heaven’s sake?”

  “I’ll tell you what it is. He knew he was going to get pinched, and he wanted to turn attention away from himself.”

  “By hiding the evidence in a place that could only be attached to him? I don’t think so.”

  Ginger shrugged. “Well, he was the only person with any reason in the world to kill poor Freddie.”

  Unless the lad had a secret life, thought Lenox. They had to get to that boxing club.

  First, though, they went to Newgate Prison. A quick, silver-laden handshake with a jailer Lenox had known for a decade and they were through to a bare room with two battered tables and four battered chairs in it.

  When an unseen hand shoved Collingwood through the door, it was apparent instantly that the last hours had robbed him of the dignity of office and person he had borne during their previous encounters. He would have been searched for weapons, had his money taken from him and-possibly-been entered in a logbook, had his hair shorn off, and been bathed in cold, filthy water. As a remand prisoner he had been permitted his old clothes, but they looked rumpled and now absurdly formal after the travesties of the day.

  Collingwood’s face fell when he saw Lenox and Dallington. “Hello,” he said, the “sirs” dropped from his speech.

  “How do you do, Collingwood?”

  “I had hoped it might be Mr. Starling, or perhaps my brother.”

  “No, I’m afraid not.” Lenox didn’t have the heart to tell him that prisoners could only receive two or three visits a year, and that unless his friends had ready money only his lawyer would visit. “We came to ask you whether you murdered Freddie Clarke.”

  For a tense moment, everything hung in the balance. Then the man spoke. “No, of course not. The idea is outlandish.”

  “Did you attack Ludo Starling?”

  “Mr. Lenox, my father was butler to Mr. Starling for twenty-five years. I myself ascended to that position upon his death and considered it the fulfillment of my only professional ambition. Both my father and I, and my brother, who is a butler in Sussex for the de Spencer family, take tremendous pride in our work. The answer, you’ll have deduced, is no. I did not stab the man who has employed me these dozen years.”

  The words were civil but the tone of derision in them acidic. It was convincing. “Who besides you has the key to the larder?”

  Collingwood’s self-belief seemed to flicker for a moment. “I-nobody else.”

  “None of the other servants, you mean. Perhaps Mr. Starling has it? Mrs. Starling?”

  With transparent relief, he said, “Oh, of course.”

  “Master Alfred?” Lenox said in a speculative tone.

  Collingwood reddened. “I’ve had a soft spot for Mr. Starling’s sons for many years now. I’m not sure who told you-”

  “No, no, only a guess.”

  “Did Paul have a key, too?” said Dallington.

  “No.”

  “You’re sure?”

  “No! Paul wasn’t involved, I tell you.”

  Lenox thought for a moment. “Very well. As for Alfred…I hardly think it was a serious dereliction of your responsibilities to give him the key. And since any one of them might have lost theirs…”

  “Yes! Precisely what I thought-precisely. I’m being plotted against. This was all prearranged.”

  “Do you own a green apron?”

  “Absolutely not. Am I a woman?” he asked bitterly. “A butcher?”

  “A knife?”

  “There are knives in the kitchen, of course, but I’ve never had need to use them.”

  “We’ll have to check whether any are missing from the cook’s set,” Lenox murmured to Dallington.

  “Yes!” said Collingwood. “Do that! Please, check!”

  Lenox decided to shift tacks. “What did you think of Freddie Clarke?”

  “Think of him?”

  “Were you friends? Did you clash?”

  “We didn’t clash. He kept to himself, very diligent in his duties. Can’t say we were friends, though.”

  “Did he have much money?”

  Collingwood laughed and rubbed his tired eyes, taking some genuine pleasure in their company for the first time. “That depends how many envelopes came under the door, doesn’t it?”

  “You know about that?” Dallington asked incredulously.

  “The older Mr. Starling-Tiberius-he told me about it the moment it happened. He often came to me for a measure of brandy, and we had many conversations.”

  The man had been bosom friends with everyone in the house, Lenox thought. Why would the Starlings ever have believed Frederick Clarke’s word against the butler’s? And therefore why would Collingwood have felt the need to take such drastic action in order to protect his job? It didn’t add up.

  “Where do you think the money came from?” asked Dallington.

  Collingwood shrugged. “I don’t know.”

  Delicately, Lenox put the crucial question to the butler. “Mr. Collingwood, if I might ask: Did you ever take anything, small change, trinkets, from your employers?”

  “Never! And whoever told you that can go straight to hell!”

  “If you’re worried we’ll tell, you-”

  “Never!” he bellowed, standing up and slamming his fists on the table. “Who told you that?”

  “Frederick Clarke saw you taking coins from Mrs. Starling’s dresser. Admit it.” Dallington, shrewdly, had taken on the role of the villain. He caught Lenox’s eye and nodded.

  Quickly the older detective played along. “No, no, John, we don’t know if it’s the truth-”

  “How much did you steal?”

  Collingwood, now more aggrieved than enraged, said, “Nothing. It’s a damnable lie.”

  “Well, tell us about the incident anyway,” said Lenox encouragingly.

  “It was nothing. I organize the desk in that particular chamber every morning, and Clarke came in to refill the coal scu
ttle just as I was placing Mrs. Starling’s spare coins in the small wooden box where she keeps them. Clarke must have had the impression that I was taking them, as he turned and left right away. The idea that I would kill him for that-it’s preposterous. Beyond preposterous.”

  “Then what did you kill him for?” asked Dallington.

  “I didn’t!”

  To forestall another tirade, Lenox quickly interjected, “We mustn’t be hasty. There may be another answer.”

  “There is! Find it!”

  After this burst of energy Collingwood seemed to crumple, and there was very little further conversation. As they left the prison, Dallington asked what Lenox thought.

  “I’m not sure.”

  “He seems innocent, doesn’t he?”

  “Certainly I don’t think he killed Frederick Clarke over that incident, as Ginger believes.”

  “Of course not.”

  “Still, we can’t know why Fowler arrested him. If only he would speak with me.”

  “Fowler? Of course he arrested Collingwood for the apron and the knife in the larder, which we’ve proven to ourselves are inconclusive.”

  “I wouldn’t venture to guess at Inspector Fowler’s motives. He’s making himself a mystery. One thing, however, that I noticed: Collingwood has a temper.”

  “Wouldn’t you, in jail for a crime-for two crimes-that you didn’t commit?”

  “Perhaps. Still-someone killed Frederick Clarke, and someone attacked Ludo with a knife. The strongest pieces of circumstantial evidence both point to this butler. We may be too clever for our own good.”

  They arrived at a line of cabs. “Care for a drink?” Dallington asked. He grinned. “There’s a lad at the Jumpers who’s going to try to eat four hard rolls in a minute. I have a shilling on the other side.”

  “Diverting as that sounds, I must go home,” said Lenox. “As you know, the Queen’s opening Parliament in the morning.”

  “Well, if you prefer the Queen to an eating contest, I can’t say I admire your priorities.” Dallington laughed. “Here, take the first cab. I say, good luck tomorrow, Lenox. Pass a law making Fowler tell you everything if you find a moment.”

  Chapter Twenty-Six

  On the next morning he opened his eyes with the feeling that at last he would truly belong in Parliament, truly be one of them, for the first time. If the issue of cholera had given Lenox the realization of his responsibility, a purpose, the chamber’s opening reminded him of the gravity of his new work. After so much prelude he was ready for the real thing.

  Jane was at home, thank God, and for the first time in what felt like years they spoke in their old, familiar way, as they had when they were friends (and she certainly would have been the one to straighten his necktie and brush off his jacket, as she did now). What a relief it was.

  “Well-try not to fall in love with the Queen and leave me,” she said with a laugh as she inspected him. He was dressed and breakfasted. It was almost time to leave. “No matter how good her speech is.”

  He smiled. “I’ll send a note if it happens. From my new home at the palace.”

  “It’s the least you could do, really.”

  “Are you going to see Toto?”

  “I think I’ll take a day to myself, at last. I love her-as well you know-but she’s run me ragged.”

  “Anyway, they’re quite safe now.”

  “Exactly. I need the morning to catch up with my correspondence, and I’m having lunch with Duch.” This was the Duchess of Marchmain, Dallington’s mother and one of Lady Jane’s closest friends. “Then we’re going to call on Emily Pendle, the bishop’s wife-in Berkeley Square?” In exasperation at Lenox’s blank face, she said, “Surely you know her.”

  “I misplaced my master list of all the bishops’ wives, I’m afraid.”

  “He’ll be there with you, of course.” All the bishops of the Church of England had, ex officio, seats in the House of Lords. “She’s going through a terrible time, poor dear, with her father. He’s been ever so ill. We thought we’d try to cheer her up.”

  “Are these shoes fine?”

  “Oh, I daresay they’ll pass.” She smiled. “Yes, quite shiny, of course. I think Graham had the boots around to shine them five times yesterday.”

  “Graham! I haven’t even thought of him today!”

  “You’re lucky to have me, then. I congratulated him and gave him the morning off, then told him to come back at three so we could greet you together and hear all about it.”

  Lenox frowned. “You can’t give my political secretary the day off.”

  “I’ll give him the week off if I like.”

  Now he smiled. “You know, I am lucky to have you.”

  It was the first awkward note. She handled it by going to the hook where he kept his cloak and taking it down. “You are, of course,” she said lightly.

  “Emily Pendle will be cheered by three, then?” he asked, trying to restore the tone the conversation had had.

  “It won’t be for lack of trying if she’s not.”

  There was a moment’s silence, and then they were saved from truly talking by the doorbell. Kirk’s footsteps echoed down the front hallways, and both of them peered curiously at the door.

  Was it a message about Clarke, Lenox wondered wildly? Who was guilty? What had happened?

  But no-it was his brother’s reddish, cheerful face that popped through the door. “Hallo, Member for Stirrington,” he said brightly. “You, too, Charles.” At his own joke he laughed loudly. “Imagine, Jane giving her speech in Parliament.”

  “I think I’d do a fair job,” said Lady Jane with mock hurt. “Better than some of the gentlemen I’ve heard from the galleries.”

  “You would! I don’t doubt it! Only-the figure of a woman-the benches-a dress!” Edmund dissolved into laughter. “It’s exceedingly comical, you must admit.”

  “Not so comical as all that, Edmund you great oaf,” said Lady Jane, frowning. “After all, the Queen is speaking there today.”

  “It’s true, you’re quite right.” Edmund looked at his watch. “Lord, Charles, we must be on our way. The crush of carriages around Whitehall, you wouldn’t believe it. The Queen’s only an hour away; we should already be seated!”

  Lady Jane bestowed a kiss on Charles-still such a thrill, after all this time!-and the two brothers hurried out of the door.

  When they were sitting in the carriage together, Edmund asked about Ludo Starling. “They’ve arrested somebody?” He had always taken a deep interest in his brother’s work and liked to solve the crimes of his small village-a missing silver plate, for example, or a stolen horse-using only the evidence in the newspaper. He would bring his deductions to Charles with frankly unbecoming pride and boastfulness.

  “The butler.”

  “I’ve never liked Ludo Starling, not that it’s here nor there.”

  They were in Whitehall now, and it was indeed crowded. The mall from Buckingham Palace was entirely cut off for the Queen. “Oh, bother murders. What are we to do today, Edmund?”

  The question was more complicated than it seemed. This was one of those many days in England when a host of old traditions come back to life, and ceremonies with obscure and absurd origins are carried out with the utmost seriousness.

  “You and I will start by going to the House-the House of Commons.”

  “Won’t it be jammed?”

  “Here, let’s go out on foot. It’s crowded. No, it won’t be too jammed. Do you really not know this ceremony? Right at the moment, the Yeomen of the Guard-that’s what we call the Beefeaters when we like to be formal-anyway, those chaps in red uniforms, who get a ration of beef every day-they’re poking around the cellars in case somebody wants to emulate Guy Fawkes and blow us all up.”

  “What a relief,” murmured Lenox with a grin.

  They were halfway down toward Parliament now, and the crowds were growing denser. “At just this moment an MP-this year it’s Peter Frogg, the lucky blighter-is being take
n prisoner.”

  Lenox laughed. “What can you mean?”

  “In case we try to kidnap Queen Victoria, of course. He sits in the palace and gorges himself on wine and food and makes pleasant conversation with the royal family, generally. Plum job. Then the Queen comes down here in her coach-she’ll be on her way now.”

  The Members’ Entrance was crowded with politicians, and a roar of noise was audible even from fifty feet away. The porter, waving away their identification, said, “You oughter have come earlier, for shame, sirs,” and pushed them into the throng of people.

  “This way!” shouted Edmund. “Let’s slide through! I made sure we could both be in the Commons! That way we’ll get to see the Queen!”

  “Why will we get to see the Queen?” asked Lenox when they were through to a quieter corridor. “And why on earth won’t it be jammed?”

  “Most people are in the House of Lords-where they give the speech, you know-or in the Queen’s Gallery”-the hall that connected the Lords and the Commons. “Only a few dozen of us will be straggling around the Commons. Look, here it is.”

  They took their place on a green baize bench. Lenox was, to his surprise, rather fluttery in his stomach. “Edmund, how will we see her speech, if it’s in the House of Lords?”

  “Let’s talk of other things for a moment-I want to hear about Ludo Starling.”

  “But-”

  Edmund smiled fondly. “Let it be a surprise, Charles.”

  So they talked of Ludo Starling, Freddie Clarke, and Jack Collingwood for some while, pausing occasionally to greet a Member they both knew, or more often one that Lenox knew by reputation and with whom Edmund exchanged a few cryptic words about various bills in the offing for the new session. Strangely enough the room was indeed empty but for a dozen or so men.

  Edmund was asking questions about the case when there was a hush. A man in tremendously ornate garb appeared at the door of the chamber, and to Lenox’s shock a gentleman at the far end got up and slammed the door in his face.

  “My G-”

  “Shh!” whispered Edmund urgently.