The Minority Report and Other Classic Stories

by Philip K. Dick

  St. Cyr said rapidly to Harvey, who stood beside him, “Johnny Barefoot’s in a room at the Antler Hotel about to jump, and this is old Sarapis telling us, warning us. We better get over there.”

  Glancing at him, Harvey said, “Barefoot’s on our side; we can’t afford to have him take his life. But why would Sarapis—”

  “Let’s just get over there,” St. Cyr said, starting toward his parked ‘copter. Harvey followed on the run.

  IV

  All at once the telephone stopped ringing. Johnny turned from the window—and saw Kathy Sharp standing by it, the receiver in her hand. “He called me,” she said. “And he told me, Johnny, where you were and what you were going to do.”

  “Nuts,” he said, “I’m not going to do anything.” He moved back from the window.

  “He thought you were,” Kathy said.

  “Yes, and that proves he can be wrong.” His cigarette, he saw, had burned down to the filter; he dropped it into the ashtray on the dresser and stubbed it out.

  “My grandfather was always fond of you,” Kathy said. “He wouldn’t like anything to happen to you.”

  Shrugging, Johnny said, “As far as I’m concerned I have nothing to do with Louis Sarapis any more.”

  Kathy had put the receiver to her ear; she paid no attention to Johnny—she was listening to her grandfather, he saw, and so he ceased talking. It was futile.

  “He says,” Kathy said, “that Claude St. Cyr and Phil Harvey are on their way up here. He told them to come, too.”

  “Nice of him,” he said shortly.

  Kathy said, “I’m fond of you, too, Johnny. I can see what my grandfather found about you to like and admire. You genuinely take my welfare seriously, don’t you? Maybe I could go into the hospital voluntarily, for a short period anyhow, a week or a few days.”

  “Would that be enough?” he asked.

  “It might.” She held the phone out to him. “He wants to talk to you. I think you’d better listen; he’ll find a way to reach you, in any case. And you know that.”

  Reluctantly, Johnny accepted the phone.

  “…trouble is you’re out of a job and that depresses you. If you’re not working you feel you don’t amount to anything; that’s the kind of person you are. I like that. The same way myself. Listen, I’ve got a job for you. At the Convention. Doing publicity to make sure Alfonse Gam is nominated; you’d do a swell job. Call Gam. Call Alfonse Gam. Johnny, call Gam. Call—”

  Johnny hung up the phone.

  I’ve got a job,” he told Kathy. “Representing Gam. At least Louis says so.”

  Would you do that?” Kathy asked. “Be his P.R. man at the nominating convention?”

  He shrugged. Why not? Gam had the money; he could and would pay well. And certainly he was no worse than the President, Kent Margrave. And I must get a job, Johnny realized. I have to live. I’ve got a wife and two children; this is no joke.

  “Do you think Gam has a chance this time?” Kathy asked.

  “No, not really. But miracles in politics do happen; look at Richard Nixon’s incredible comeback in 1968.”

  “What is the best route for Gam to follow?”

  He eyed her. “I’ll talk that over with him. Not with you.”

  “You’re still angry,” Kathy said quietly. “Because I won’t sell. Listen, Johnny. Suppose I turned Archimedean over to you.”

  After a moment he said, “What does Louis say to that?”

  “I haven’t asked him.”

  “You know he’d say no. I’m too inexperienced. I know the operation, of course; I’ve been with it from the start. But—”

  “Don’t sell yourself short,” Kathy said softly.

  “Please,” Johnny said. “Don’t lecture me. Let’s try to stay friends; cool, distant friends.” And if there’s one thing I can’t stand, he said to himself, it’s being lectured by a woman. And for my own good.

  The door of the room burst open. Claude St. Cyr and Phil Harvey leaped inside, then saw Kathy, saw him with her, and sagged. “So he got you to come here, too,” St. Cyr said to her, panting for breath.

  “Yes,” she said. “He was very concerned about Johnny.” She patted him on the arm. “See how many friends you have? Both warm and cool?”

  “Yes,” he said. But for some reason felt deeply, miserably sad.

  That afternoon Claude St. Cyr found time to drop by the house of Elektra Harvey, his present employer’s ex-wife.

  “Listen, doll,” St. Cyr said, “I’m trying to do good for you in this present deal. If I’m successful—” He put his arms around her and gave her a bear hug. “You’ll recover a little of what you lost. Not all, but enough to make you a trifle happier about life in general.” He kissed her and, as usual, she responded; she squirmed effectively, drew him down to her, pressed close in a manner almost uncannily satisfying. It was very pleasant, and in addition it lasted a long time. And that was not usual.

  Stirring, moving away from him finally, Elektra said, “By the way, can you tell me what ails the phone and the TV? I can’t call—there always seems to be someone on the line. And the picture on the TV screen; it’s all fuzzy and distorted, and it’s always the same, just a sort of face.”

  “Don’t worry about it,” Claude said. “We’re working on that right now; we’ve got a crew of men out scouting.” His men were going from mortuary to mortuary; eventually they’d find Louis’s body. And then this nonsense would come to an end… to everyone’s relief.

  Going to the sideboard to fix drinks, Elektra Harvey said, “Does Phil know about us?” She measured out bitters into the whiskey glasses, three drops to each.

  “No,” St. Cyr said, “and it’s none of his business anyhow.”

  “But Phil has a strong prejudice about ex-wives. He wouldn’t like it. He’d get ideas about you being disloyal; since he dislikes me, you’re supposed to, too. That’s what Phil calls ‘integrity’.”

  “I’m glad to know that,” St. Cyr said, “but there’s damn little I can do about it. Anyhow, he isn’t going to find out.”

  “I can’t help being worried, though,” Elektra said, bringing him his drink. “I was tuning the TV, you see, and—I know this sounds crazy, but it actually seemed to me—” She broke off. “Well, I actually thought I heard the TV announcer mention us. But he was sort of mumbling, or the reception was bad. But anyhow I did hear that, your name and mine.” She looked soberly up at him, while absent-mindedly rearranging the strap of her dress.

  Chilled, he said, “Dear, it’s ridiculous.” Going over to the TV set he clicked it on.

  Good Lord, he thought. Is Louis Sarapis everywhere? Does he see everything we do from that locus of his out there in deep space?

  It was not exactly a comforting thought, especially since he was trying to involve Louis’s granddaughter in a business deal which the old man disapproved of.

  He’s getting back at me, St. Cyr realized as he reflexively tuned the television set with numbed fingers.

  Alfonse Gam said, “As a matter of fact, Mr. Barefoot, I intended to call you. I have a wire from Mr. Sarapis advising me to employ you. I do think, however, we’ll have to come up with something entirely new. Margrave has a considerable advantage over us.”

  “True,” Johnny admitted. “But let’s be realistic; we’re going to get help this time. Help from Louis Sarapis.”

  “Louis helped last time,” Gam pointed out, “and it wasn’t sufficient.”

  “But his help now will be on a different order.” After all, Johnny thought, the old man controls all the communication media, the newspapers, radio and TV, even the telephones, God forbid. With such power Louis could do almost anything he chose.

  He hardly needs me, he thought caustically. But he did not say that to Alfonse Gam; apparently Gam did not understand about Louis and what Louis could do. And after all, a job was a job.

  “Have you turned on a TV set lately?” Gam asked. “Or tried to use the phone, or even bought a newspaper? There’s nothi
ng but a sort of decaying gibberish coming out. If that’s Louis, he’s not going to be much help at the Convention. He’s—disjointed. Just rambles.”

  “I know,” Johnny said guardedly.

  “I’m afraid whatever scheme Louis had for his half-life period has gone wrong,” Gam said. He looked morose; he did not look like a man who expected to win an election. “Your admiration for Louis is certainly greater than mine, at this stage,” Gam said. “Frankly, Mr. Barefoot, I had a long talk with Mr. St. Cyr, and his concepts were totally discouraging. I’m determined to press on, but frankly—” He gestured. “Claude St. Cyr told me to my face I’m a loser.”

  “You’re going to believe St. Cyr? He’s on the other side, now, with Phil Harvey.” Johnny was astonished to find the man so naive, so pliable.

  “I told him I was going to win,” Gam murmured. “But honest to God, this drivel from every TV set and phone—it’s awful. It discourages me; I want to get as far away from it as possible.”

  Presently Johnny said, “I understand.”

  “Louis didn’t use to be like that,” Gam said plaintively. “He just drones on, now. Even if he can swing the nomination to me… do I want it? I’m tired, Mr. Barefoot. Very tired.” He was silent, then.

  “If you’re asking me to give you pep,” Johnny said, “you’ve got the wrong man.” The voice from the phone and the TV affected him much the same way. Much too much for him to say anything encouraging to Gam.

  “You’re in P.R.,” Gam said. “Can’t you generate enthusiasm where there is none? Convince me, Barefoot, and then I’ll convince the world.” From his pocket he brought a folded-up telegram. “This is what came from Louis, the other day. Evidently he can interfere with the telegraph lines as well as the other media.” He passed it over and Johnny read it.

  “Louis was more coherent then,” Johnny said. “When he wrote this.”

  “That’s what I mean! He’s deteriorating rapidly. When the Convention begins—and it’s only one more day, now—what’ll he be like? I sense something dreadful, here. And I don’t care to get mixed up in it.” He added, “And yet I want to run. So Barefoot—you deal with Louis for me; you can be the go-between.” He added, “The psychopomp.”

  “What’s that mean?”

  “The go-between God and man,” Gam said.

  Johnny said, “If you use words like that you won’t get the nomination; I can promise you that.”

  Smiling wryly, Gam said, “How about a drink?” He started from his living room, toward the kitchen. “Scotch? Bourbon?”

  “Bourbon,” Johnny said.

  “What do you think of the girl, Louis’s granddaughter?”

  “I like her,” he said. And that was true; he certainly did.

  “Even though she’s a psychotic, a drug addict, been in jail and on top of that a religious nut?”

  “Yes,” Johnny said tightly.

  “I think you’re crazy,” Gam said, returning with the drinks. “But I agree with you. She’s a good person. I’ve known her for some time, as a matter of fact. Frankly, I don’t know why she took the bent that she has. I’m not a psychologist… probably though it has something to do with Louis. She has a peculiar sort of devotion to him, a kind of loyalty that’s both infantile and fanatic. And, to me, touchingly sweet.”

  Sipping his drink, Johnny said, “This is terrible bourbon.”

  “Old Sir Muskrat,” Gam said, grimacing. “I agree.”

  “You better serve a better drink,” Johnny said, “or you really are through in politics.”

  “That’s why I need you,” Gam said. “You see?”

  “I see,” Johnny said, carrying his drink into the kitchen to pour it back in the bottle—and to take a look at the Scotch instead.

  “How are you going about getting me elected?” Alfonse Gam asked.

  Johnny said, “I think our best approach, our only approach, is to make use of the sentimentality people feel about Louis’s death. I saw the lines of mourners; it was impressive, Alfonse. Day after day they came. When he was alive, many persons feared him, feared his power. But now they can breathe easier; he’s gone, and the frightening aspects of—”

  Gam interrupted. “But Johnny, he’s not gone; that’s the whole point. You know that gibbering thing on the phones and on TV—that’s him!”

  “But they don’t know it,” Johnny said. “The public is baffled—just as the first person to pick it up was baffled. That technician at Kennedy Slough.” Emphatically, he said, “Why should they connect an electrical emanation one light-week away from Earth with Louis Sarapis?”

  After a moment Gam said, “I think you’re making an error, Johnny. But Louis said to hire you, and I’m going to. And you have a free hand; I’ll depend on your expertise.”

  “Thanks,” Johnny said. “You can depend on me.” But inside, he was not so sure. Maybe the public is smarter than I realize, he thought. Maybe I’m making a mistake. But what other approach was there? None that he could dream up; either they made use of Gam’s tie with Louis or they had absolutely nothing by which to recommend him.

  A slender thread on which to base the campaign for nomination—and only a day before the Convention convened. He did not like it.

  The telephone in Gam’s living room rang.

  “That’s probably him,” Gam said. “You want to talk to him? To be truthful, I’m afraid to take it off the hook.”

  “Let it ring,” Johnny said. He agreed with Gam; it was just too damn unpleasant.

  “But we can’t evade him,” Gam pointed out. “If he wants to get in touch with us; if it isn’t the phone it’s the newspaper. And yesterday I tried to use my electric typewriter… instead of the letter I intended to compose I got the same mishmash—I got a text from him.”

  Neither of them moved to take the phone, however. They let it ring on.

  “Do you want an advance?” Gam asked. “Some cash?”

  “I’d appreciate it,” Johnny said. “Since today I quit my job with Archimedean.”

  Reaching into his coat for his wallet, Gam said, “I’ll give you a check.” He eyed Johnny. “You like her but you can’t work with her; is that it?”

  “That’s it,” Johnny said. He did not elaborate, and Gam did not press him any further. Gam was, if nothing else, gentlemanly. And Johnny appreciated it.

  As the check changed hands the phone stopped ringing.

  Was there a link between the two? Johnny wondered. Or was it just chance? No way to tell. Louis seemed to know everything… anyhow, this was what Louis had wanted; he had told both of them that.

  “I guess we did the right thing,” Gam said tartly. “Listen, Johnny. I hope you can get back on good terms with Kathy Egmont Sharp. For her sake; she needs help. Lots of it.”

  Johnny grunted.

  “Now that you’re not working for her, make one more try,” Gam said. “Okay?”

  “I’ll think about it,” Johnny said.

  “She’s a very sick girl, and she’s got a lot of responsibility now. You know that, too. Whatever caused the rift between you—try to come to some kind of understanding before it’s too late. That’s the only proper way.”

  Johnny said nothing. But he knew, inside him, that Gam was right.

  And yet—how did he do it? He didn’t know how. How to you approach a psychotic person? he wondered. How do you repair such a deep rift? It was hard enough in regular situations… and this had so many overtones.

  If nothing else, this had Louis mixed in it. And Kathy’s feelings about Louis. Those would have to change. The blind adoration—that would have to cease.

  “What does your wife think of her?” Gam asked.

  Startled, he said, “Sarah Belle? She’s never met Kathy.” He added, “Why do you ask?”

  Gam eyed him and said nothing.

  “Damn odd question,” Johnny said.

  “Damn odd girl, that Kathy,” Gam said. “Odder than you think, my friend. There’s a lot you don’t know.” He did not elaborat
e.

  To Claude St. Cyr, Phil Harvey said, “There’s something I want to know. Something we must have the answer to, or we’ll never get control of the voting stock of Wilhelmina. Where’s the body?”

  “We’re looking,” St. Cyr said patiently. “We’re trying all of the mortuaries, one by one. But money’s involved; undoubtedly someone’s paying them to keep quiet, and if we want them to talk—”

  “That girl,” Harvey said, “is going on instructions from beyond the grave. Despite the fact that Louis is devolving… she still pays attention to him. It’s—unnatural.” He shook his head, repelled.

  “I agree,” St. Cyr said. “In fact, you expressed it perfectly. This morning when I was shaving I picked him up on the TV.” He shuddered visibly. “I mean, it’s coming at us from every side, now.”

  “Today,” Harvey said, “is the first day of the Convention.” He looked out of the window, at the cars and people. “Louis’s attention will be tied up there, trying to swing the vote onto Alfonse Gam. That’s where Johnny is, working for Gam—that was Louis’s idea. Now perhaps we can operate with more success. Do you see? Maybe he’s forgotten about Kathy; my God, he can’t watch everything at once.”

  St. Cyr said quietly, “But Kathy is not at Archimedean now.”

  “Where is she, then? In Delaware? At Wilhelmina Securities? It ought to be easy to find her.”

  “She’s sick,” St. Cyr said. “In a hospital, Phil. She was admitted during the late evening, last night. For her drug addiction, I presume.”

  There was silence.

  “You know a lot,” Harvey said finally. “Where’d you learn this, anyhow?”

  “From listening to the phone and the TV. But I don’t know where the hospital is. It could even be off Earth, on Luna or on Mars, even back where she came from. I got the impression she’s extremely ill. Johnny’s abandoning her set her back greatly.” He gazed at his employer somberly. “That’s all I know, Phil.”