Darling Adolf
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«All the peanut brittle in Germany might put itself in sacks and show up if they knew that ―»
«Steihl, Grofe, and Dingle, which is to say, Goebbels, Goring, and Hess, were back in the saddle with dumbass Adolf?»
«Crazy, awful, mad! It couldn't happen!»
«Nobody was ever going to clog the Suez Canal. Nobody was ever going to land on the Moon. Nobody.»
«What do we do? This waiting is horrible. Think of something. Marc, think, think!»
«I'm thinking.»
«And ―»
This time a hundred-watt bulb flashed on in the director's face. He sucked air and let out a great braying laugh.
«I'm going to help them organize and speak up. Arch! I'm a genius. Shake my hand!»
He seized the old man's hand and pumped it, crying with hilarity, tears running down his cheeks.
«You, Marc, on their side, helping form the Fourth Reich!?»
The old man backed away.
«Don't hit me, help me. Think, Arch, think. What was it Darling Adolf said at lunch, and damn the expense! What, what?»
The old man took a breath, held it, exploded it out, with a final light blazing in his face.
«Nuremberg?» he asked.
«Nuremberg! What month is this. Arch?»
«October!»
«October! October, forty years ago, October, the big, big Nuremberg Rally. And this coming Friday, Arch, an Anniversary Rally. We shove an ad in the international edition of Variety. RALLY ATNUREMBERG. TORCHES. BANDS. FLAGS. Christ, he won't be able to stay away. He'd shoot his kidnapers to be there and play the greatest role in his life!»
«Marc, we can't afford ―»
«Five hundred and forty-eight bucks? For the ad plus the torches plus a full military band on a phonograph record? Hell, Arch, hand me that phone.»
The old man pulled a telephone out of the front seat of his limousine.
«Son of a bitch,» he whispered.
«Yeah.» The director grinned, and ticked the phone. «Son of a bitch.»
The sun was going down beyond the rim of Nuremberg Stadium. The sky was bloodied all across the western horizon. In another half-hour it would be completely dark and you wouldn't be able-to see the small platform down in the center of the arena, or the few dark flags with the swastikas put up on temporary poles here or there making a path from one side of the stadium to the other. There was a sound of a crowd gathering, but the place was empty. There was a faint drum of band music but there was no band.
Sitting in the front row on the eastern side ofthestadium, the director waited, his hands on the controls of a sound unit. He had been waiting for two hours and was getting tired and feeling foolish. He could hear the old man saying:
«Let's go home. Idiotic. He won't come.»
And himself saying, «He will. He must,» but not believing it. He had the records waiting on his lap. Now and again he tested one, quietly, on the turntable, and then the crowd noises came from lilyhorns stuck up at both ends of the arena, murmuring, or the band played, not loudly, no, that would be later, but very softly. Then he waited again.
The sun sank lower. Blood ran crimson in the clouds. The director tried not to notice. He hated nature's blatant ironies.
The old man stirred feebly at last and looked around.
«So this was the place. It was really it, back in 1934.»
«This was it. Yeah.»
«I remember the films. Yes, yes. Hitler stood — what? Over there?»
«That was it.»
«And all the kids and men down there and the girls there, and fifty cameras.»
«Fifty, count 'em, fifty. Jesus, I would have liked to have been here with the torches and flags and people and cameras.»
«Marc, Marc, you don't mean it?»
«Yes, Arch, sure! So I could have run up to Darling Adolf and done what I did to that pig-swine half-ass actor. Hit him in the nose, then hit him in the teeth, then hit him in the blinis! You got it, Leni? Action! Swot! Camera! Bam! Here's one for Izzie. Here's one for Ike. Cameras running, Leni? Okay. Zot! Print!»
They stood looking down into the empty stadium where the wind prowled a few newspapers like ghosts on the vast concrete floor.
Then, suddenly, they gasped.
Far up at the very top of the stadium a small figure had appeared.
The director quickened, half rose, then forced himself to sit back down.
The small figure, against the last light of the day, seemed to be having difficulty walking. It leaned to one side, and held one arm up against its side, like a wounded bird.
The figure hesitated, waited.
«Come on,» whispered the director.
The figure turned and was about to flee.
«Adolf, no!» hissed the director.
Instinctively, he snapped one of his hands to the sound-effects tape deck, his other hand to the music.
The military band began to play softly.
The «crowd» began to murmur and stir.
Adolf, far above, froze.
The music played higher. The director touched a control knob. The crowd mumbled louder.
Adolf turned back to squint down into the half-seen stadium. Now he must be seeing the flags. And now the few torches. And now the waiting platform with the microphones, two dozen of them! one of them real.
The band came up in full brass.
Adolf took one step forward.
The crowd roared.
Christ, thought the director, looking at his hands, which were now suddenly hard fists and now again just fingers leaping on the controls, all to themselves. Christ, what do I do with him when I get him down here? What, what?
And then, just as insanely, the thought came. Crud. You're a director. And that's Aim. And this is Nuremberg.
So…?
Adolf took a second step down. Slowly his hand came up in a stiff salute.
The crowd went wild.
Adolf never stopped after that. He limped, he tried to march with pomp, but the fact was he limped down the hundreds of steps until he reached the floor of the stadium. There he straightened his cap, brushed his tunic, resaluted the roaring emptiness, and came gimping across two hundred yards of empty ground toward the waiting platform.
The crowd kept up its tumult. The band responded with a vast heartbeat of brass and drum.
Darling Adolf passed within twenty feet of the lower stands where the director sat fiddling with the tape-deck dials. The director crouched down. But there was no need. Summoned by the 'Siegffeils' and the fanfare of trumpets and brass, Der Fuhrer was drawn inevitably toward that days where destiny awaited him. He was walking taller now and though his uniform was rumpled and the swastika emblem torn, and his mustache moth-eaten and his hair wild, it was the old Leader all right, it was him.
The old producer sat up straight and watched. He whispered. He pointed.
Far above, at the top of the stadium, three more men had stepped into view.
My God, thought the director, that's the team. The men who grabbed Adolf.
A man with bushy eyebrows, a fat man, and a man like a wounded chimpanzee.
Jesus. The director blinked. Goebbels. Goring. Hess. Three actors at liberty. Three half-ass kidnapers staring down at…
Adolf Hitler climbing up on the small podium by the fake microphones and the real one under the blowing torches which bloomed and blossomed and guttered and smoked on the cold October wind under the sprig of lilyhorns which lifted in four directions.
Adolt lifted his chin. That did it. The crowd went absolutely mad. Which is to say, the director's hand, sensing the hunger, went mad, twitched the volume high so the air was riven and torn and shattered again and again and again with «Sieg Heil, Sieg Heil, Sieg Heil»!
Above, high on the stadium rim, the three watching figures lifted their arms in salute to their Fuhrer.
Adolf lowered his chin. The sounds of the crowd faded. Only the torch flames whispered.
Adolf made his speech.
He must have yelled and chanted and brayed and sputtered and whispered hoarsely and wrung his hands and beat the podium with his fist and plunged his fist at the sky and shut his eyes and shrieked like a disemboweled trumpet for ten minutes, twenty minutes, half an hour as the sun vanished beyond the earth and the three other men up on the stadium rim watched and listened and the producer and the director waited and watched. He shouted things about the whole world and he yelled things about Germany and he shrieked things about himself and he damned this and blamed that and praised yet a third, until at last he began to repeat, and repeat the same words over and over as if he had reached the end of a record inside himself and the needle was fastened to a circle track which hissed and hiccuped, hiccuped and hissed, and then faded away at last into a silence where you could only hear his heavy breathing, which broke at last into a sob and he stood with his head bent while the others now could not look at him but looked only at their shoes or the sky or the way the wind blew dust across the field. The flags fluttered. The single torch bent and lifted and twisted itself again and talked under its breath.
At last, Adolf raised his head to finish his speech.
«Now I must speak of them.»
He nodded up to the top of the stadium where the three men stood against the sky.
«They are nuts. I am nuts, too. But at least I know I am nuts. I told them: crazy, you are crazy. Mad, you are mad. And now, my own craziness, my own madness, well, it has run itself down. I am tired.»
«So now, what? I give the world back to you. I had it for a small while here today. But now you must keep it and keep it better than I would. To each of you I give the world, but you must promise, each of you to keep your own part and work with it. So there. Take it.»
He made a motion with his free hand to the empty seats, as if all the world were in his fingers and at last he were letting it go.
The crowd murmured, stirred, but said nothing loud.
The flags softly tongued the air. The flames squatted on themselves and smoked.
Adolf pressed his fingers onto his eyeballs as if suddenly seized with a blinding headache. Without looking over at the director or the producer, he said, quietly:
«Time to go?»
The director nodded.
Adolf limped off the podium and came to stand below where the old man and the younger director sat.
«Go ahead, if you want, again, hit me.»
The director sat and looked at him. At last he shook his head.
«Do we finish the film?» asked Adolf.
The director looked at the producer. The old man shrugged and could find nothing to say.
«Ah, well,» said the actor. «Anyway, the madness is over, the fever has dropped. I have made my speech at Nuremberg. God, look at those idiots up there. Idiots!» he called suddenly at the stands. Then back to the director, «Can you think? They wanted to hold me for ransom. I told them what fools they were. Now I'll go tell them again. I had to get away from them. I couldn't stand their stupid talk. I had to come here and be my own fool in my own way for the last time. Well…»
He limped off across the empty field, calling back quietly:
«I'll be in your car outside, waiting. If you want, I am yours for the final scenes. If not, no, and that ends it.»
The director and the producer waited until Adolf had climbed to the top of the stadium. They could hear his voice drift down, cursing those other three, the man with the bushy eyebrows, the fat man, and the ugly chimpanzee, calling them many things, waving his hands. The three backed off and went away, gone.
Adolf stood alone high in the cold October air.
The director gave him a final lift of the sound volume. The crowd, obedient, banged out a last «Sieg Heil.»
Adolf lifted Ms free hand, not into a salute, but some sort of old, easy, half-collapsed mid-Atlantic wave. Then he was gone, too.
The sunlight went with him. The sky was no longer blood-coloured. The wind blew dust and want-ads from a German paper across the stadium floor.
«Son of a bitch,» muttered the old man. «Let's get out of here.»
They left the torches to burn and the flags to blow, but shut off the sound equipment.
«Wish I'd brought a record of Yankee Doodle to march us out of here,» said the director.
«Who needs records. We'll whistle. Why not?»
«Why not!»
He held the old man's elbow going up the stairs in the dusk, but it was only halfway up, they had the guts to try to whistle.
And then it was suddenly so funny they couldn't finish the tune.
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