Kill or Be Kilt

by Victoria Roberts

  Elizabeth gasped, and Ian released the breath he held.

  * * *

  Elizabeth once again sat in the coach and should have been able to fall asleep, but she couldn’t. She was awake, too excited and nervous to slumber. Having experienced all that court had to offer, she was eager to return home as Lady Elizabeth Munro.

  She fingered the jeweled necklace King James had bestowed on her as a wedding gift, and her mood was suddenly buoyant when they drew closer to London Bridge. She was halfway home. But when they reached the bridge, her jaw dropped.

  Closing her eyes, she tried to banish the memory of Mister Condell and Lord Kinghorne’s heads impaled on long spikes as a warning to all those who conspired against the realm. Thinking of poor Uncle Walter, Elizabeth forced herself to open her eyes. As far as she was concerned, justice was served. Her uncle’s murderer was dead. Now she was certain why this part of the bridge was named Traitors’ Gate.

  No one told her what had happened to Mistress Alexander, and Elizabeth thought it was in her best interest not to ask. She gazed out the carriage for the hundredth time, watching pieces of wood floating in the strong currents of the River Thames.

  When they finally crossed the drawbridge to Scadbury Manor, the sight pleased her. A smile even crossed her face when she realized whatever place she decided to call home didn’t matter, as long as Ian was by her side.

  They were immediately greeted by the chaos she was proud to call family, and Elizabeth hadn’t realized how much she’d missed them. She embraced her sisters, little Mary, and then Torquil.

  “How is Aunt Mary? Please tell me she is well.”

  Ravenna smiled. “I’m so happy you’re all home safe. And yes, Aunt Mary is doing much better. Of course, we all miss Uncle Walter, but I think she’ll be all right in the days to come. We missed you at Apethorpe Hall.” Her sister’s gaze lowered, and then she touched Elizabeth’s necklace. “Where did you get that?”

  “His Majesty.”

  When strong arms embraced Elizabeth from behind, Ravenna’s eyes widened, Kat’s jaw dropped, and Grace cursed.

  Fagan gave his wife a peck on the lips. “God, I missed ye, Grace.”

  “Fagan, what is this about? What has happened?” asked Grace with a look of concern.

  Elizabeth grabbed Ian’s hand as he stepped beside her. She gazed at her family of spies and smiled. “I’d introduce you, but I think you already know my husband.”

  For the first time in her life, Elizabeth’s sisters were rendered speechless, even Grace.

  Epilogue

  After cursing out her sisters the entire journey to Scotland for withholding family secrets, Elizabeth was proudly keeping a secret of her own. She was with child. Of course Ian knew, but she didn’t want to tell her family until she was further along. For now, she was content having this special bond just between them.

  As she sat in the great hall of her new home, she never thought she’d be the lady of a castle, especially not Lady Elizabeth Munro. Ever since Ian withheld the truth from her about Ravenna, he’d been honest to a fault about everything else. The poor man had even confessed he’d told her family she wasn’t feeling well so that he didn’t have to see them again so soon.

  “What are ye thinking? Ye have that look on your face a lot lately,” said Ian.

  “That’s happiness you see, Laird Munro. I’m glad to be away from court. I’m proud to be your wife. And I really enjoy the quiet. I never realized how loud my sisters could be.”

  He laughed. “Now ye know why I avoided Ruairi’s lands like the plague when the Walsingham sisters invaded…moved there.” He pulled her onto his lap. “I do have a single regret though.”

  “And what is that, my laird?”

  “I took too long to realize what a special woman ye are. I missed time, Elizabeth, and I have every intention of making up for it.” He placed his hands lovingly on her stomach. “There will ne’er be a day that I miss telling ye and our bairn how much ye mean to me. Ye have given me the greatest of gifts, lass. Your love. Tha gaol agam ort.”

  “I’ll always love you too, Ian.”

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  Royal Court, England, 1604

  “Get up, ye whoreson.”

  Praying he was still in an ale-induced state and only dreaming, Declan MacGregor of Glenorchy slowly opened his eyes as he felt the prick of cold steel against his throat. A man with graying hair at his temples stood a hairbreadth away from the bed, dagger in hand.

  A muscle ticked in the man’s jaw. “Get up,” he said through clenched teeth.

  The blonde in the bed next to Declan—what was her name?—gasped and tugged up the blanket to cover her exposed breasts. Her eyes widened in fear.

  “Ye defiled my daughter,” the stranger growled.

  Declan raised his hands in mock surrender. “I assure ye that I didnae.” He stole a sideways glance at the woman and silently pleaded for his latest conquest to come to his aid.

  “Papa?” The fair-skinned beauty sat up on the bed. “What are ye doing here?”

  Glancing at his daughter, the man spoke in clipped tones. “This whoreson had ye and will wed ye.”

  “Now just a bloody minute. I…”

  Whipping his head back around, the enraged father glared at Declan, repositioning the dagger—much lower. Feeling the contact of the blade, Declan took a sharp intake of breath while the woman sprang from the bed as though it was afire. Hastily, she grabbed her clothing and started to don her attire.

  He silently chuckled, realizing the irony of the moment. What would Ciaran think? Declan had chosen to remain at court to escape his older brother’s scrutiny, now only to be thrown deeper into hot water. In fact, it was scalding.

  The fair-colored lass rolled her eyes at her father. “Really, Papa, ye must cease your attempts at matchmaking. I donna wish to wed him.”

  She pulled on her father’s dagger-held hand, thankfully removing the blade from the most favorite part of Declan’s anatomy. He breathed a sigh of relief when he reached down and felt that his most prized possession was still intact.

  What the hell had he gotten himself into? The gods knew he had needs, but if he wasn’t more selective of the women he bedded, the fairer sex would surely be the death of him.

  He needed to escape.

  Declan threw back the blankets, stood, and quickly tossed his trews into the air with his foot. While father and daughter were huddled in deep conversation, he donned his trews, pulled on his tunic, grabbed his boots, and simply walked out—unnoticed and unscathed.

  When would he learn that ale always led him into trouble? The last he wanted to think of was Ciaran’s constant ramblings about how he was destroying his life, but perhaps there was a string of truth to his brother’s admonishments. Not wanting to contemplate that revelation, Declan proceeded out the door for a breath of fresh air.

  “MacGregor!” Sir Robert Catesby called, waving him over.

  In the fortnight Declan had attended court, he had met Sir Robert Catesby and Thomas Percy several times. Upon his approach, both Englishmen smiled in greeting.

  Declan nodded. “Catesby. Percy.”

  “We head to shoot targets,” said Catesby, holding up his bow. “Would you like to join us?”

  The corners of Declan’s lips lifted into a teasing smile. “The first time I bested ye wasnae enough? Ye are actually coming back for more?”

  Catesby slapped him on the shoulder. “Perhaps it was purely luck the first time around, eh?”

  “Come with us. I challenge you to a match, and we’ll see if you can eq
ual my skill with a bow,” said Percy with a sly grin.

  Declan refrained from commenting that Percy barely had any skill with a bow. At least the man did not challenge him to swordplay, for Declan knew he would be sorely lacking in that. Praise the saints for small favors.

  His brothers had often tried to engage Declan to practice swordplay with the men, but he knew he could never match their prowess. So why even attempt it? Ciaran and Aiden were quite skilled, whereas he was only a third son. Besides, he was interested in more manly pursuits, such as raising things of a personal nature for the lasses. The bow, on the other hand, was another matter entirely. Declan had mastered archery as soon as he was old enough to shoot. He never really practiced it—the bow was something that came naturally to him, a gift from the gods.

  A bit of sport was exactly what he needed after this morning’s spectacle. Engaging in some healthy competition might do him some good, cleanse his spirit, so to speak.

  He nodded in agreement. “If ye are up for the challenge, it would be my pleasure to have ye attempt to best me again.”

  “That’s the spirit,” said Percy.

  The men made their way to the targets. The sun was shining and the winds were relatively calm, a great day for shooting. When they arrived at the area, a handful of men were gathered and the boards were already in place. When Declan turned, he felt like he had been punched in the gut.

  Lady Liadain Campbell stood in the distance and brushed an errant curl away from her face. Her hair was the black of a starless night and hung down her back. Her high, exotic cheekbones displayed both delicacy and strength. Her lips were full and rounded over even teeth. The flush on her pale cheeks was like sunset on snow. She looked ethereal in the sunlight. Enchanting—well, that’s what he had thought the first time he held his dagger to her throat.

  Percy cleared his throat. “What say you, MacGregor? Let’s have some practice shots before we compete.”

  Declan laughed, reaching for the bow that Percy held. “’Tis fine with me, Percy. Ye need all the practice ye can get.” Declan adjusted the arrow and took aim. He studied the board and shot, the whizzing arrow flying out of his fingers. His eyes never left the mark.

  Dead center.

  “Well done, MacGregor! Come now, Percy. Do not let me down, young chap,” said Catesby, handing Percy his bow.

  Percy adjusted the arrow. He raised the bow and took aim. His eyes narrowed and the lines on his forehead contracted. At the last moment, his elbow moved and he shot—to the left. Very far to the left.

  Catesby shook his head. “Well, clearly not your best shot, man.”

  Declan stepped forward. “Percy, ye study too much on the board. Think ye are one with the mark and just shoot. Donna hesitate. Try again.” Handing Percy another arrow, Declan stepped to the side. Percy raised his arm and Declan readjusted his stance. The arrow soared through the air and landed only a few inches away from the center, but closer than Percy’s prior attempt. “Ye breathed. Ye would have done much better had ye nae breathed until the arrow was released.”

  Percy’s eyes widened in amazement and he chuckled. “Thank you, MacGregor. Truly. What a difference that even made. I will try not to breathe next time.”

  Declan gave Percy a knowing look. “Do ye still wish to challenge me?”

  “I never back down from a challenge.” Something unspoken clearly passed between Percy and Catesby before they masked their expressions.

  Catesby was reaching out to hand Declan the arrows when Declan spotted the swish of a skirt out of the corner of his eye.

  The daft woman leisurely walked along the edge of the forest. He stifled a sigh, trying not to let his displeasure show. Quickly making his apologies to Catesby and Percy, Declan followed the lass with purposeful strides. Where did she think she was going without an escort? He had lost count of how many times he’d lectured her about that.

  Lady Liadain Campbell—healer, half sister to the late Archibald Campbell, seventh Earl of Argyll—was nothing but a thistle in his arse. He strived to be patient with her—after all, Ciaran had recently slain her brother, the bloody Campbell, the right hand of the king.

  When the Campbell had disobeyed King James’s orders and abducted members of the MacGregor family, Ciaran had been left with no other alternative. The Campbell chose his fate the moment he touched the MacGregor clan. Declan supported his brother completely in that regard. His nephew’s screams of terror still plagued his thoughts. Since Ciaran still nursed a shoulder injury, he’d ordered Declan to attend court on his behalf to explain the circumstances. To Declan’s relief, Liadain Campbell had not only affirmed her brother’s treachery, but the king exonerated Ciaran.

  Now she was a ward of the court, which meant there was no suitable male presence to watch over her. And with a clan debt to be paid, he could not abandon her to all the courtly vultures. He at least owed her that much. Although he had no problem watching over her from a distance, a very far distance, times like these drove him mad.

  Someone had to keep a watchful eye on the wily minx.

  He increased his pace. The faster he could get to her, the better. He lost sight of her somewhere in the dense forest. Where did she wander off to now? He finally spotted her, chopping branches with her dagger.

  Declan thundered toward her, his temper barely controlled. “What the hell do ye think ye are doing?” he bellowed. “Didnae I tell ye nae to—”

  The obstinate woman lifted her chin, meeting his icy gaze straight on. “Ye arenae my husband, MacGregor. Ye have nay right to tell me what I can or cannae do!” she spat. She tossed her hair across her shoulders in a gesture of defiance.

  He stepped toward her and reached out to clutch her arm.

  She held something close to her chest and tugged away from him. “Careful, ye fool. I donna want them broken.”

  He looked at her puzzled. “What is that? Sticks?” he asked, pointing to her bundle.

  The lass responded sharply, “They arenae just any sticks, ye daft man. This is willow bark for healing.”

  Declan smirked in response. “Willow bark? And they donna have enough for ye at court?”

  She brushed past him and increased her gait. “I donna expect ye to understand.”

  He grudgingly trailed behind her. “I donna want to understand. Ye need to cease wandering off by yourself. Do ye hear me?” He quickened his pace to catch up with her.

  “Of course I can hear ye. Ye are bellowing at me,” she called over her shoulder.

  He grabbed her shoulders and spun her around. His eyes narrowed and he studied her with curiosity. Was she completely daft? Did she have no idea of the dangers that could befall a woman without an escort? He remembered a time not long ago when he had sprung out of the brush and startled her. He could have killed her. Did she not learn a lesson?

  Apparently not.

  She stiffened at his silent challenge, and her emerald eyes were sharp and assessing.

  Declan chuckled at her demeanor. “Tell me, healer. What if a man found ye out here alone?” he asked, giving her body a raking gaze. “What would ye do since ye have nay escort?”

  Every generous curve of her body bespoke defiance. “I came this far without your assistance and I donna need it now.” Turning on her heel, she started walking back without him—again.

  Who was he to argue with a stubborn Campbell? She could bloody well walk back on her own.

  Still, his conscience hammered away at him. “Wait, healer.” His voice softened, losing its steely edge. He ran up beside her and extended his arms. He did not think she would accept his offer and she obviously weighed her response.

  Looking down at her bundle, she sighed. “I donna want the willow bark broken. It needs to be chopped. I donna like it snapped.”

  Damned twigs.

  “Here. I will carry it for ye and promise to be careful.”

 
; Reluctantly, she released the bark into his care and they continued to walk silently. Declan was grateful for the quiet because if he heard her sharp tongue again, he might just take her back into the trees and show her what could befall a woman who was caught out here alone.

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  Acknowledgments

  A very special “thank you” goes out to the following people:

  To my clan, for bearing with me on deadlines and not following through with their threat to bury their wife and mother out behind the shed because she was making them crazy. Psst! If I disappear, you know where to look!

  To Mary Grace, always.

  To Cass Wright and his dear departed Grammy, Hiley Burnham Wilber, for sharing your secret of how to shame the devil.

  To my street team Bad Girls of the Highlands, I love you girls!

  To my readers, for your posts, emails, and pictures, and for being so incredibly supportive. Thank you for sharing my love of Scotland.

  About the Author

  Award-winning author Victoria Roberts writes Scottish historical romances about kilted heroes and warriors from the past. She was the recipient of the 2013 RT Book Reviews Reviewers’ Choice award for Best Medieval Historical Romance for X Marks the Scot, as well as the 2014 BTS Book Reviews Red Carpet award for Best Historical and Best Book of the Year for My Highland Spy. Victoria is a member of the Romance Writers of America and several local chapters, in addition to being a contributing author to the online magazine Celtic Guide. When she’s not plotting her next Scottish adventure, she’s dragging her clan to every Scottish festival under the sun. Visit Victoria at VictoriaRobertsAuthor.com.

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