David

by Grace Burrowes

  “Perhaps you would have slapped me.” And perhaps she should have. That thought and the Old Testament oath and a recitation involving assemblies stirred David’s snoring diagnostic abilities—and his conscience—to life.

  She had been a good girl once, probably a better girl than many of his employees.

  A good girl never saw the mischief headed her way until it was too late, and so David issued a warning. “You are cuddled up with me, as you put it, because you think I’m safe, and while I want the women upstairs to know they are safe from me, you are not.”

  There—cards on the table, every man, woman, or madam for themselves.

  “You are not a rapist.” She seemed sure of her point, a nominal consolation.

  “True. I am, however, much to my surprise, a seducer.”

  “I’ve been seduced before, my lord, and it doesn’t have anything to do with hot chocolate and rubbing feet and cozy little chats at midnight.”

  “Then you’ve been seduced by an incompetent, Letty Banks.” A damned, unworthy incompetent not fit to hold her… foot. “You want comforting, and I apparently want swiving. I’ll offer you a world of comforts to get the swiving I want, and I’ve resources you can’t even imagine when it comes to getting what I want. You are not safe with me.”

  She raised her head to smile at him indulgently. “You are no good at this seducing business, my lord. Were you truly bent on seduction, you’d be fumbling at my clothes and making impossible promises, not issuing these warnings and assassinations of your own character.”

  “Do you want me kissing you?” And could kissing please be a euphemism for greater intimacies?

  “You kiss…” She sighed and covered his hand with her own. She didn’t hold his hand, didn’t lace their fingers, she just rested her palm over his knuckles. “You kiss me to accustom me to your attentions, but…”

  “But what? You’re an experienced courtesan, Letty. You’ve been kissed at length by different men. I can’t believe I have anything special to offer you in that regard.”

  Though if he were particularly foolish, he could hope—in the naughty, lonely part of him—he could hope he might be a little special to this woman.

  “You are one of few men I’ve met who can withstand regular doses of honesty, so I will tell you you’ve made incorrect assumptions.”

  “Incorrect how?” he asked, turning slightly so Letty’s head rested more against his chest. She didn’t exactly snuggle up, but she remained relaxed against him.

  “I am not so wickedly experienced as you might think,” she said. “I came to London as a girl of eighteen, but found it very, very difficult to make my way. I was raised to be useless. I know my Bible, I can manage a small household, I can make small talk and turn a dress, but I lack employable skills. The agencies couldn’t help much when I had no references, but I did manage to find work as a governess.”

  “And your employer seduced you,” David guessed. “His wife found out, and you were turned off without a character.”

  “I quit without notice before his attempts at seduction got that far, and then, of course, employment was very hard to find indeed.”

  “Go on,” David urged, taking her hand in his. Somewhere in London, a rutting cit deserved evisceration. More significantly, Letty deserved to have someone to confide in.

  “I became destitute and took to sitting in the park just to be near people. I struck up a conversation with Lord Amery around the topic of duck hunting, and when he accidentally bumped into me for the third morning in a row, we had a very blunt and productive conversation. In his way, he was not unkind.”

  Not unkind. The bastard had ruined her, and he was not unkind. “Was it Herbert who took your virginity?” Because she needed to tell this story, David resisted the urge to nuzzle her temple.

  “No,” Letty said, a hint of regret in her voice. “I was naive enough to permit someone in the village to take liberties, with the result that I felt uncomfortable back home. I chose to come to London, if that’s what you’re asking. Considering the many pitfalls awaiting the unwary here, I have been very lucky. I could have been picked up by an abbess, addicted to drugs, sold, or worse.”

  “You have been very lucky indeed.”

  He wrapped his arms around her, cradled her against his body, and tried not to recall that this house was full of women, good, formerly decent women, who could have told him similar tales and worse.

  Perhaps sensing the shift of his thoughts, she did snuggle up then, letting him carefully untangle her coiffure and hold her while the fire burned down.

  “Letty,” David murmured against her hair, “when Herbert was with you, what did you feel?” This was a safer topic than what she might be feeling at the moment, and a far safer topic than the emotions rioting through David.

  He thought she would not answer at first. Just because a woman decided to take off her clothes for money didn’t mean she was equally comfortable revealing her feelings.

  “At first I felt too much. I felt dirty, angry, hopeless, and betrayed—though by whom or by what, I know not. Then, I learned to not feel anything. When Herbert came around, I would simply stop feeling, shed my clothes, and leave my body in that bed. Life was bearable after that. I wasn’t at all sorry when he died though, and for that I feel guilty and ashamed.”

  As a decent, God-fearing woman would feel guilty.

  And now David wanted that decent, God-fearing, fallen woman with an intensity that made no sense. He had a house full of women available to him, in pairs and trios, if he so chose. Why did his errant lust have to settle on Letty Banks, recently of Rural Nowhere, and apparently, against all odds and anything approaching convenience, the next thing to an innocent?

  ***

  “How did it go last night?”

  His lordship had joined Letty for breakfast in her office-sitting room, which suited his schedule better than hers. Letty was a heavy sleeper and did not awaken with the same boundless energy and mental acuity her employer appeared to enjoy. Still, in the two weeks she’d worked for him, he had yet to show her anything approaching rudeness.

  He wasn’t the same affectionate, attentive friend he’d been her first night on the job—nor did Letty permit herself any more reprises of tipsiness—but he was considerate, in his way. Letty was pleased to note, however, that he was dressed for riding, which implied he wouldn’t be underfoot for long.

  “Last night was quiet,” Letty reported, pouring two cups of tea. She added a fat portion of cream and two sugars to his, and passed it to him before tending to her own.

  Before she took a sip, she said a silent prayer of gratitude. For the tea, for the man who provided the tea, for the time he’d given her to find her balance in this new degree of fallenness.

  “Custom is wanting because of this cold snap,” he observed. “If it doesn’t break soon, we’ll lose the early flowers altogether.”

  Which to him was probably as significant as any diminution in trade or revenue.

  “It’s February, my lord. February falls during winter. Now that we’ve discussed the weather, you will allow me some quiet in which to consume my tea.”

  He smiled at that, a bashful expression that preceded a respectful silence while Letty had her first cup. She was in a wonderfully warm chocolate-brown velvet dressing gown edged in red piping, and her hair was still in a thick, mussed braid. His lordship did not stand on ceremony with her, which, considering the early hour, was wise of him.

  “Better now?” he asked when she’d set her cup down.

  “There’s hope,” she allowed, reaching for the teapot. “But not if you want to harangue me at any length. I’m starting on the account books for the month this morning, and I expect I’ll have questions for you.”

  “Good, because I have a few things I wanted to discuss with you too, the first being your penchant for repairing to your own
domicile in the afternoons. It’s inefficient and inconvenient.”

  Letty took her time fixing her second cup, rather than toss the contents in his lordship’s handsome face. He had gradually ceased his escort of her during the evenings. Most nights, he still dropped in, making a casual display of kissing her cheek in greeting, and otherwise treating her as an intimate before others—a respected intimate. But he’d more or less left her alone otherwise, except for these random breakfast meetings.

  The man provided her a job where she kept her clothes on—not a blessing she’d ever take for granted again—and so she marshaled her patience.

  “I go home, your lordship, because it is home, because my clothing is there, my effects are there, and my privacy is there. I go home to give the ladies a break from me, and myself a respite from this house. I go home for Sunday, Monday, and Tuesday morning for the same reasons.”

  “Letty?” He’d called her Letty ever since kissing her, which made a sort of sense. “Are you enjoying adequate rest? You are crabby, and it isn’t like you.”

  Letty wrapped the embroidered towel around the teapot. “You own this establishment, my lord, you do not own me. Where I spend my hours of leisure is none of your concern.”

  If anything, he looked more curious, or perhaps—confound the man—concerned. “What is so important about that cold, cramped, rented house, Letty, that you must return to it, day after day, when you don’t even sleep there anymore? Have you such fond memories of the place?”

  By the convoluted rules of honor to which he held himself with her, Letty supposed his lordship would consider the question fair. At that moment, she considered hating him a fair response. She hunched over her cup of tea and swallowed back miserable memories.

  Fairly put a hand on her arm. “I am sorry, sweetheart, very sorry. I don’t mean to be a beast. I must leave Town, and wanted to ask if you’d move here for the nonce. What was it you wanted to ask of me?”

  Damn him and his charm, and why hadn’t he offered to rub her feet after that first night?

  “You insulted me,” she said evenly, “with your reference to my memories at my present address. If their husbands said such cruel things to your sisters, you would be enraged on their behalves. I have no one to become enraged on my behalf, your lordship, but my feelings can still be hurt, though I am just a whore.”

  He probably thought the women in his employ survived on his coin. Letty knew better: most of them survived on their rage.

  “As far as I know, Letitia Banks,” he said carefully, “you take no coin for your favors, so whatever else you might be, you are not a prostitute. My words were thoughtless, and I do apologize.”

  She still had ammunition, and fired it because he apologized too easily. “When you taunt me about the time I spent… in that front bedroom, you disappoint me.”

  Saying that, and seeing the consternation crossing Fairly’s handsome features, eased her hurt.

  “I am sorry,” he said again, picking up her hand and pressing a kiss to her knuckles, then keeping their hands joined. “Is this why you keep the house, Letty? Because I might disappoint once too often?” He freshened her tea, using his free hand to stir in cream and sugar. “You want an insurance policy in case matters here don’t work out?”

  Of course she did. “I am also responsible for Mrs. Newcomb, and this is hardly the type of establishment she’d fit into easily.”

  He visibly relaxed at the notion of a Problem He Could Solve. “Would Mrs. Newcombe be willing to keep house here in Town for one of my relations?”

  “She might.” She would, if she were prudent. To the extent prudence was another name for practical self-interest, Fanny Newcombe was quite prudent.

  “One doesn’t get much more decent than Douglas Allen. He is the surviving brother of your former protector, but cut from entirely different cloth. He has a modest residence here in Town in a decent, quiet neighborhood. The wages won’t be lavish, but neither will the duties be extensive.”

  Fanny wasn’t earning her wages, with no one to do for and not much of a house to keep. Then too, Letty’s fortunes could shift again on his lordship’s whim.

  He split a raisin scone and buttered both halves, holding one up for Letty to nibble. She bit off a morsel and chewed, because a fallen woman allowed a man to feed her, in every sense, and because his very lack of pretension appealed to her.

  “You, my lord, are charming, considerate, and everything that is pleasant, while you are getting your way.”

  “And when I’m not?” He was rattled enough by her observation to take a bite of the scone from the same place she’d sampled.

  “You have a mean streak, a ruthless streak, more accurately. Most of us do. Please, finish the scone.”

  Fairly looked down as if surprised to find one in his hand. “Etienne has a way with them, though I could do without the raisins.”

  “I’ll have a word with him, and then perhaps I can have my breakfast and finish waking up. In peace.” For she would not have peace while Fairly was with her. She would feel safe, though, which was a puzzle.

  “You will have a significant amount of peace, my dear. I am, as noted, off to spend some time with my sisters, then I’ll hie myself to Kent, where I’m told the estates are going to ruin without my guiding hand. I expect I’ll be gone for at least three weeks, probably longer, and I wanted to leave you my directions in case you have need of me.”

  Well, good. He drove her to distraction with his cheek kissing and scone sharing. “Won’t Mr. Jennings be about to deal with emergencies?”

  “No, he will not.” He peeled raisins off the scone one by one and made even that undertaking look elegant. “Jennings has some leave coming, and then he’ll join me in Kent. Watkins will be on hand, and I’ll leave a messenger here for emergencies.”

  “We’ll manage adequately without you.” Pray God, they would.

  “It is my fondest hope that you will. I’m overdue for a family visit.”

  Maybe it was the way he denuded his scone of raisins, like a small boy, or maybe it was because she was finally waking up, but Letty didn’t want him to leave yet.

  “Tell me about them. Your sisters, their children, where they live…”

  She hadn’t realized, when she’d asked the question, how his reply would torture her. He warmed to the topic easily, prosing on at length about sisters, in-laws, nieces, and nephews, until scones, raisins, and even the tea in his cup were apparently forgotten.

  “You love these people,” Letty said, “and you love to be with them. Why haven’t you set up your own nursery? Surely there’s some competitive, male part of you that’s tempted to jump into the race?”

  He swept the discarded raisins into a pile on his plate and dusted his hands. “Felicity and Astrid regard my marriage as inevitable, and my brothers-in-law think duty to the title will also see me to the altar, but some of us were meant to be parents, and some of us were meant to be only uncles.”

  Thinking of Danny, Letty nodded.

  “You just went far away, Letty-love. I did not mean to be grim.”

  “You don’t sound grim; you sound resigned.” As she was resigned.

  His brows rose, though Letty was learning to read the warning signs. She stole three raisins off his plate lest he ask an inconvenient question.

  “Was there something you wanted to ask me about other than my growing family?” he inquired.

  “Yes, but it’s… delicate.”

  He nudged the plate with its raisins a few inches toward her and crossed his arms, while somebody back in the kitchen started singing a naughty song in French. “If it’s about money, Letty, be blunt.”

  “It isn’t about money,” Letty said, stealing three more raisins lest they go to waste. “It’s about the ladies. They all… Their menses all occur… They’re nearly synchronized, somehow, all of them.”


  “What?” He looked not appalled, but interested, the way a biologist would be fascinated with symptoms of a new lethal disease.

  “Every woman in this house has started getting her menses the very same week, most of them on the same day.”

  “Fascinating.”

  And the week before this fascinating phenomenon, the household was treated to felony assaults, hysterics, sulks, fights, and endless raids on the kitchen.

  “Fascinating, if we’re talking about a convent or a girls’ school, but we’re not.”

  “What do the women say?” He still looked intrigued, which tickled a fact from the back of Letty’s mind: prior to assuming the title, his lordship had first apprenticed to a ship’s surgeon and then trained as a physician. His employees hoarded up such details about him, which would probably make him uncomfortable if he knew.

  “It’s common, apparently,” Letty said, arranging her cutlery so she’d be less tempted to sneak more raisins. “If a woman stays in one brothel for any period of time, eventually her cycle synchronizes with the prevailing schedule. Lord Valentine told Portia he’d heard of the same thing happening in harems.”

  “All of which is to say, you’ve presented me another reason to divest myself of this establishment at the soonest opportunity.”

  Letty stopped refolding her serviette. “Divest yourself?”

  The song in the kitchen turned into a duet, Etienne and Musette, singing something about the cock crowing at dawn. His lordship eyed the remaining pile of raisins, his expression one of distaste.

  “I’d sell this establishment in a trice, if I could be confident the next owner would take good care of the employees.”

  He was reluctant to call them ladies, and at that moment, Letty was reluctant to refer to him as a gentleman. “I see.”

  “I’ve made no secret of wanting to be free of this place.”

  “You also failed to disclose that the business was for sale when you offered me employment here.” And this made her want not simply to go back to bed, but to pull the covers up over her head and remain there until spring. She had liked David Worthington, and—more fool her—she had also trusted him.