A Boy and His Corpse

by Richard B. Knight

  It was a question he had asked his father a few times in the past, but he never got more of a response than, “We’re just different, Alan, that’s all.” But the older Alan got, the more he feared the truth, and now he truly needed to know why they were the way they were.

  Even though his body still felt uncomfortably hot, he shivered. The oppressive force in the room grew thicker. Pretty soon, he was afraid he’d be swallowed up by it completely.

  The fear in his father’s face turned over to a menacing scowl. “There’s no telling when they’re coming to get us,” Herbert said suddenly. “You need to practice. Take control of Mort.”

  Alan felt pops in his head like firecrackers going off and he was back in control of Mort again. The corpse’s arms were more fluid now, but his eyes were still just as frightened.

  “Who’s coming to get us, dad?” Alan asked. “What aren’t you telling me?”

  Herbert’s hands and eyes glowed dark green. He raised his hands and the ottoman rose up from the carpet. He threw his hand forward and the ottoman flew right at Alan.

  “Defend yourself!” Herbert shouted.

  Alan crossed his arms in front of his face, but the ottoman bowled him over. When he opened his eyes from the floor, he saw dots floating before him.

  Herbert rushed over and grabbed Alan by the lapel. He lifted him off the ground with inhuman strength.

  “You need to concentrate, dammit,” Herbert shouted. “You saw what Mr. Rovas did to me. I know you did. You need to strengthen up just in case—”, he let the sentence die there. “Flex your brain muscles like I taught you. Use your instincts.”

  Mort ran over to Alan and stood before him.

  The room felt hotter than ever. Sweat seeped from all his pores.

  His father ran behind the couch, and his eyes went green again. He grunted, gritted his teeth, and when he lifted his hands, the bottom of the couch began to shake.

  Alan’s eyes went wide. “No,” he said, backing up. Mort backed up in front of him. “Please, dad. No!”

  “You have…to get...stronger!”

  The couch slowly levitated, and Alan watched in horror beyond Mort’s shoulder.

  “Mr. Chandler!” someone shouted from outside. It was followed by flat-palmed knocking. “Mr. Chandler! Put the sofa down immediately or I’ll have to knock down the door!”

  Was that… James? But it couldn’t be. How would he know what was going on inside?

  The sofa continued to float, and a green flame emanated all around Herbert. As he held his hands out, green flames formed in his open-palms as well.

  “Okay! That does it!” James said from outside. “You leave me no choice.”

  There was a slam at the other end of the door, probably by a shoulder, and then another. And another! He did this two more times before bursting through the door.

  What happened next was too fast and bizarre for Alan to comprehend.

  James sprinted into the room, rolled underneath the floating couch and grabbed Hebert by the throat. The couch dropped and the green flames extinguished as if they had never been there in the first place. Herbert’s pupils rolled down from behind his eyelids and focused in on the face of the boy who had him around the throat.

  James let go of Herbert and pushed him to the floor.

  “Dammit, Herbert, why’d you have to go all crazy like that?”

  Alan stared at his friend in disbelief.

  “Barricade the doors,” James told him. They’re coming.”

  “Who’s coming?” Alan asked. “What the hell is going on?”

  “Your agents,” James said, turning back to Herbert. “I swear to God, if I don’t get my family back because of you, it’s gonna be your head.”

  Alan couldn’t take his eyes off of James, and Mort couldn’t, either.

  Alan

  “Come on, hurry, hurry,” James whispered. He rushed to pick up the couch but had a hard time lifting it on his own.

  “Seriously, what the hell is going on, man?” Alan asked him. “Tell me.”

  James shook his head to Alan’s question and pointed toward Herbert’s chest, signifying that he was talking to him now.

  “I don’t think there are any more cameras in here,” James whispered, “but there’s definitely one in the kitchen, and I don’t mean the obvious one by the stove. Those cameras don’t even work. They’re just there for show.”

  “James—” Alan began again, but James put up a finger to him. He was still talking to Herbert.

  “I need you to go in there and break it. But try to make it look like an accident. It will look like a little white pea, just like the one I just broke.”

  “What the hell are you talking about, boy?” Herbert asked before coughing violently. He rubbed up and down his throat to catch his breath.

  James’ face flashed red. He spoke even lower this time, and slower.

  “I’m telling you that there’s a camera in the kitchen that has a microphone in it.” He looked both ways and mouthed his next words. “I need you to break it. Maybe put your elbow down on it or—”

  Just then, they all heard the sound of a car coming up the driveway.

  “Crap,” James said, slapping his hip. “Crap, crap, crap, crap, crap.”

  “What? Who’s there?” Alan asked.

  James went back to trying to pick up the sofa, but the sound of the car door closing followed by footsteps up the walkway was an indication that time had run out. The agents were seconds away.

  There was a frantic knock at the door, followed by the sound of the doorbell being stabbed repeatedly. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding!

  Herbert, Mort, and Alan stared dumbly at the door.

  “You might as well answer it,” James said, not even whispering anymore. “They know you’re here.”

  To add validity to his statement, the knocking grew louder.

  “Come on,” came a harried voice on the other side of the door. “It’s President Rosewater. I don’t want people seeing me out here. It’s just me and two agents. My envoy is parked down the street. Open up.”

  “President Rosewater?” Herbert said. He came out of his stupor and rushed over to the door. Before he reached it, James grabbed him above the elbow and squeezed.

  “You didn’t hear me say anything about my family before, got it?”

  Herbert tried pulling away but James tightened his grip.

  “Say you got it or I’ll break your arm.”

  There were more hurried knocks, and with a bit of green magic, Herbert pushed James aside and opened the door.

  The President rushed inside.

  “For the love of God, man, what took you so long?” President Rosewater said. His immaculate hair sat perfectly on his head, and his blue suit hugged his body luxuriously. He looked every bit the magazine model he once was only ten years ago.

  Behind the President, two men in black suits and sunglasses pushed inside, closing the door behind them. Alan recognized them immediately as Agents Heinzelman and Covington, the two members of the Undead Militia who usually stood guard in a floral delivery van parked across the street. Both were bald as a coot and stood shoulder-to-shoulder at well over six feet.

  Once all of them were inside, James’ whole disposition changed. His eyes sparkled and he shuffled back two steps, holding his heart. But it didn’t seem genuine to Alan. Not after what he just saw a moment ago.

  “President Rosewater?” James exclaimed. “Wha-what are you doing here?”

  The President gave James a twenty dollar bill smile and a patted him on the shoulder.

  “Hello, son. I need to see Mr. Chandler on a private matter. Please run along and,” he leaned in close and whispered something in his ear that Alan couldn’t quite catch. James nodded.

  “Oh, of course not,” James said. He looked to the two agents and then back to the President again before he sprinted out the door, closing it behind him.

  Alan felt dizzy. He pinched his wrist, but he didn’t wake up. All of th
e random turn of events that had transpired in the last few minutes were really happening.

  His father began to say something to the President, but the tall, slim man moved passed him and stopped in front of Alan. He towered over him.

  “You must be Andrew,” President Rosewater said.

  “Alan,” Agent Covington corrected him.

  “Ah, yes, that’s right. Alan. Alan Chandler. And this is your father, Herbert. You must be awful proud of him.”

  Alan stared into the President’s gray eyes with his mouth open. He felt exposed all of a sudden, like that dream where you’re naked at school.

  “And this guy over here must be your corpse,” the President said, and Alan nodded. He had forgotten that Mort was still even in the room.

  “What’s going on here?” His father asked, but the President ignored the question. He put his strong, firm hand on Alan’s shoulder and never let their eyes lose their connection.

  “You must be wondering why I’m here, son,” Rosewater said. “Well, I’m here because your country needs you.”

  “Needs him for what?” his father asked. “What’s this all about?”

  When the President closed his eyes, his smile dropped into a frown. He turned to Herbert. “I’m sorry, Herbert, but could you step out the room for a moment? You’re making me…uncomfortable.”

  Herbert made a move to leave, but then shook his head and held his ground.

  “Where’s Mr. Rovas?” Herbert asked.

  Alan felt the President’s hand squeeze his shoulder tighter.

  “I’m sorry, Mr. Chandler, but I’m not at privilege to discuss that with you right now,” President Rosewater said.

  “What’s going on here?” Herbert asked, and the two agents moved in closer. Mr. Rovas told me you authorized robots to replace me. Is that true?”

  “Herbert,” Rosewater said. “We’ll discuss that another time with Mr. Rovas actually in the room. Right now, I need to talk to your son.”

  “About what?” Herbert asked again. Agents Heinzelman and Convington came forward and blocked his way. They formed a wall of black-suited muscle with their legs spread apart and their shoulders touching.

  “Don’t do anything stupid,” Agent Covington said.

  “Just let the President talk to him,” Heinzelman added. “We don’t want this to be a problem.”

  “Now listen here,” Herbert said over their mountainous shoulders. “I’m not letting anybody talk to my boy without talking to me first.” His eyes turned sour apple green. “You’re in my house and will follow my rules. And—hey! Keep your hands off of me!”

  “Calm down,” Agent Convington said, pushing Herbert back.

  “Hey, leave him alone,” Alan said. His voice cracked.

  Herbert pushed forward with magic, and all three of them toppled over each other. The President was trapped underneath the two bodyguards.

  “Hey!” Alan said to his dad. “You okay?”

  As both agents staggered up, Alan saw them reach into their coat pockets. In seconds, gray packs formed on their backs and they now cradled flamethrowers in their arms. They turned and aimed at Herbert. Flames coughed out their nozzles of their weapons. Herbert backed up pushing the air with his magic to keep the flames from touching his skin.

  “We didn’t want to have to resort to this, Herbert,” Agent Heinzelman said.

  “But you pushed us to it,” Agent Convington concluded.

  “Gentlemen, please,” Rosewater said as he got back up. “I want to resolve this peacefully.”

  As the two agents neared Herbert, Alan held his stomach. It was happening all over again. The fear, the claustrophobia, the madness.

  His living room turned green before his eyes.

  Everything that happened next was a blur. Mort moved with uncanny speed across the room. He got behind Agent Convington and grabbed him by the Adam’s apple. In one sharp maneuver, he pulled back and snapped the man’s neck as if it were made out of clay. The agent collapsed forward dead on his feet.

  Alan watched a fleeting look of terror wash over Agent Heinzelman’s face as Mort punched a hole through the man’s chest and pulled out his heart. The man made a single gasp before he grabbed at the gaping hole and fell to the carpet. The blood ran out of him like water from a hole in a bucket.

  “No. More. Fire!!” Alan screamed, but his voice, which was unearthly and deep, didn’t come out of his mouth. It came out of Mort’s.

  Alan pointed at the President and Mort raised his arm in turn.

  “Get out,” Mort said in his horrible, throaty voice. “Get out! Get out! GET OUT!”

  President Rosewater didn’t have to be told twice. He stumbled over the corpses of his bodyguards and sprinted out the house.

  Alan shook his head and fell to his knees. The green shade left his eyes, and the room began to spin. James rushed into the house and gasped as he looked down at the two dead agents on the ground.

  “What the hell did you do?” he asked with bulging eyes.

  Alan couldn’t form the words to answer him before he passed out on the floor.

  Lorraine

  Lorraine Ruiz, formerly Lorraine Chandler, pulled out of her garage and waved to agents Aberdeen and Jacobson sitting in their black sedan across the street.

  It’s where they always sat, watching her and waiting.

  Agent Aberdeen, with her red ponytail and Colgate smile, returned the wave. But Agent Jacobson, who was so prodigiously fat that he had a third chin, wasn’t so kind. He merely started up the car and watched her with low-lidded eyes as she drove ahead.

  Such a fat waste of space, Lorraine thought as she headed down the heavily-wooded road. The least you could do is pretend to like me.

  But Agent Jacobson never waved back. And as fat as he was, he never even accepted the cookies she brought out whenever she made a fresh batch for her live-in boyfriend, Chance. Agent Aberdeen usually took five or six.

  “These are delicious, Mrs. Chandler,” Agent Aberdeen would always say as she stuffed cookies into her slender mouth.

  “Just call me Lorraine,” Lorraine always told her. “Or Ms. Ruiz. I dropped Chandler when I dropped the man.”

  Lorraine knew her live-in boyfriend, Chance, was aware that they were constantly being watched. Shortly after they met he had asked about the constant surveillance, and she had made something up about her ex having made a handful of foreign enemies while working for the government. The guards were there to make sure no one targeted her or Alan to get back at Herbert.

  He accepted the explanation well enough and never asked about it again and for that she was thankful.

  “But the moment he starts getting suspicious, you have to give him the boot, Mrs. Chandler,” Agent Aberdeen once told her. “No ifs, ands, or buts.”

  “Lorraine,” was her response. “Just call me Lorraine.”

  Constant surveillance was the price she had to pay to come up to the surface with her family. It was a pain having a top secret necromancer for a son, but what could she do about it? It was what it was.

  When Lorraine reached the stop sign at the end of the road, she looked in her rearview mirror, and saw her agents following her at a safe distance. In a sense, she was lucky. Agents Aberdeen and Jacobson were a lot better than the agents her son and ex-husband had to deal with. Now those two brutes…

  She shook her head.

  They’re just as bad as Mr. Rovas. Well, maybe not that bad. At least they’re not sadistic.

  It bothered her that Agents Heinzelman and Covington were the ones assigned to her son. The two of them indulged in some of Alan’s “training” back when they still lived underground.

  Better they watch him than me, she concluded, cringing as soon as she thought it. Does that make me a terrible mother?

  She made a right and sniffed at the dangling pine-scented air freshener that hung from her mirror. The scent was almost gone.

  I really hope Alan remembered to wear deodorant today.

  It
was so hard talking to him these days. Ever since they left underground two years ago, their relationship had been tenuous at best.

  I mean, it wasn’t that great before, but…

  Her eyes caught sight of a large billboard staked out in front of the local supermarket. A truck-tire sized pot-pie by Stouffer’s with baseball sized peas and carrots occupied the advertisement.

  Maybe Alan would like a chicken pot pie tonight.

  Out of habit, she turned on the radio and caught scant details about worldly events.

  “It has been five days since the bombing in Tel Aviv, and President Rosewater still hasn’t issued a statement on what he plans to do about—”

  Lorraine switched stations and put on easy listening where she caught Enya. She smiled stupidly and sang along. It was much easier to listen to than current events.

  But as much as she tried to avoid it, listening to the news was part of her daily routine. Even if it hurt to hear the news, it was hard not knowing what was going on around the world, even if it was only bits and pieces.

  If there was a war going on anywhere on the globe, chances were high that her ex-husband and possibly her son were involved. She didn’t want any part of that anymore. She had spent too many sleepless nights when Herbert went off on secret missions without telling her and not knowing when, or even if, he would return.

  Somewhere around that time, she stopped loving him. It’s hard to love somebody who loves their job much more than they’ll ever love you.

  Enya continued to sing soulfully.

  Lorraine’s mind drifted again, but this time, to her boyfriend, Chance. She wasn’t really sure if “love” was in her heart for him, but “lust” certainly was. And at this current juncture in her life as she edged near 50, that would be enough.

  Too bad Alan hated his guts.

  Lorraine pressed the breaks and brought the car to a stop at another stop sign. Across the way was McDonald’s.

  Screw it, we’re having Big Mac’s tonight. I don’t feel like cooking.