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Everyday Slang from 'What's Up'

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by Erin Coyne


  ( ChM).

  The 4 B’s

  che-TI-re be

  This stands for the four B’s of Russian soccer:

  (“I’ve scored, I score, I wil score”). This was the motto of the famous Russian

  footbal er Aleksandr Kerzhakov.

  Who do you think will win the UEFA Cup this year?

  kak ti DU-ma-yesh, kto vi-i-GRA-yet KU-bok u-ef-a v

  E-tom go-DU?

  Hockey

  kho-KKYEI

  Stanley Cup

  KU-bok STYE-nli

  Did you see how he slammed that puck in the net?

  ti VI-dyel, kak on za-BRO-sil SHAI-bu v SYET-ku?

  Hey, he should get a penalty shot for that!

  ei, on DOL-zhen za E-to po-lu-CHIT BU-llit!

  What’s the penalty for boarding?

  ka-KOI shtraf na tol-CHOK na bort?

  MARTIAL ARTS〉〉〉

  BO-YE-VI-YE IS-KU-SSTVA

  Judo

  jyu-DO

  Karate

  ka-ra-TE

  Aikido

  ai-ki-DO

  Jujitsu

  ji-u-JIT-su

  Tai kwon do

  tae--kvon-DO

  Tennis

  TYE-nnis

  Wimbledon Championships

  u-im-bl-DON-skii tur-NIR

  Nice backhand!

  KLASS-nii u-DAR SLYE-va!

  Anna Kournikova looks smokin’ in her tennis whites.

  A-nna KUR-ni-ko-va o-fi-GYE-nno VI-glya-dit v svo-YOM TYE-nnis-nom ko-STYU-mye.

  .

  Figure skating

  fi-GUR-no-ye ka-TA-ni-ye

  That was an amazing double axel!

  E-to bil o-bal-DYE-nii dvoi-NOI AK-syel!

  The Russian judges always cheat.

  RU-sski-ye SU-dyi vsyeg-DA much-LYU-yut.

  .

  Are all male figure skaters gay?

  RAZ-vye vsye muzh-SKI-ye fi-gu-RIS-ti go-lu-BI-ye?

  Gymnastics

  gim-NAS-ti-ka

  I bet that gymnast would be wild in bed!

  na-vyer-nya-KA E-ta gim-NAST-ka bye-ZUM-na v

  po-STYE-li!

  The chicks always blow

  it on the balance beam.

  DYEV-ki vsyeg-DA ob-LA-mi-va-yu-tsya na

  bryev-NYE.

  .

  The uneven bars are

  the shit!

  raz-no-vi-SO-ki-ye

  BRU-sya—SA-ma-ya kru-tiz-NA!

  —

  Boxing

  boks

  What a knockout! That hadda hurt!

  ka-KOI nok-A-ut! E-to na-VYER-no-ye BOL-no!

  Weightlifting

  tya-ZHO-la-ya at-LYE-ti-ka

  Weightlifter

  shtan-GIST

  Sure, steroids make you strong, but they also make

  you sterile.

  ko-NYECH-no stye-RO-i-di DYE-la-yut te-BYA SIL-nim, no ye-SCHO DYE-la-yut te-BYA byes-PLOD-nim.

  .

  Skiing

  ka-TA-ni-ye na LI-zhakh

  I hate cross-country, but I love downhill skiing.

  ya nye-na-VI-zhu LIZH-ni-ye GON-ki, no lyu-BLYU

  GOR-ni-ye LI-zhi.

  .

  Free-style skiing

  is pronounced like in the English ( fri-STAIL).

  Other kinds of sports

  dru-GI-ye VI-di SPOR-ta

  Track and field

  LYOG-ka-ya at-LYE-ti-ka

  That runner is a doper.

  E-tot bye-GUN—KHI-mik.

  Water sports

  VOD-ni-ye VI-di SPOR-ta

  Swimming

  PLA-va-ni-ye

  Note that there are two basic verbs meaning “to swim”:

  ( PLA-vat) refers to something like swimming laps, whereas

  ( ku-PA-tsya) is

  more like going for a dip/goofing around in the water.

  Surfing

  SYOR-fing

  Man, the waves are really weak here.

  blin, VOL-ni tut khye-RO-vi-ye.

  Fishing

  ri-BAL-ka

  Do you know where I could do some fishing?

  ti nye ZNA-yesh, gdye tut MOZH-no po-ri-BA-chit?

  Extreme sports

  ek-STRIM sport

  Skateboarding

  skeit-BOR-ding

  Sometimes just cal ed

  (skeit).

  That was one awesome skate ramp!

  E-tot drop bil SU-pyer-skii!

  Snowboarding

  sno-u-BOR-ding

  Skydiving

  prizh-kI s pa-ra-SHU-tom

  Rock climbing

  ska-lo-LA-za-ni-ye

  Auto racing

  av-to-GON-ki

  Drag racing

  drag REI-sing

  Exercise

  u-prazh-NYE-ni-ye

  I do...

  ya za-ni-MA-yus...

  Remember, this verb takes the instrumental case.

  yoga.

  YO-goi.

  DANCING〉〉〉

  TAN-TSI

  Ballroom dancing

  BAL-ni-ye TAN-tsi

  Ballet

  ba-LYεT

  Folk dancing

  na-ROD-ni-ye TAN-tsi

  Salsa

  SAL-sa

  Belly dancing

  TA-nyets zh i-vo-TA

  Tango

  TAN-go

  Hip-hop

  khip KHOP

  Swing

  sving

  aerobics.

  ae-RO-bi-koi.

  bodybuilding.

  bo-di-BIL-din-gom.

  powerlifting.

  po-uer-LIF-tin-gom.

  dance.

  TAN-tsa-mi.

  Where can I do some pull-ups?

  gdye tut MOZH-no DYE-lat pod-TYA-gi-va-ni-ye?

  Do you know a good gym?

  ti nye ZNA-yesh kho-RO-shii trye-ni-RO-voch-nii zal?

  Where can I work out?

  gdye MOZH-no po-trye-ni-ro-VA-tsya?

  Do a lot of people jog in Russia?

  MNO-gi-ye LYU-di za-ni-MA-yu-tsya JO-ggin-gom v

  ro-SSII?

  The answer, by the way, is no.

  I want to work my...

  ya kho-CHU ka-CHAT...

  ..

  muscles.

  MISH-tsi.

  abs.

  pryess.

  guns (i.e., biceps).

  BAN-ki.

  triceps.

  TRI-tseps.

  delts.

  DYEL-tu.

  pecs.

  grud-NI-ye MISH-tsi.

  thighs.

  BYO-dra.

  calves.

  I-kri.

  glutes.

  ya-go-DI-tsi.

  Game time

  po-RA i-GRAT

  Let’s play some…

  po-i-GRA-yem v…

  pool.

  bil-YARD.

  ping-pong.

  na-STOL-nii TYE-nnis.

  foosball.

  KI-kyer.

  darts.

  darts.

  paintball.

  peint-BOL.

  video games.

  vi-de-o-I-gri.

  Let’s play some Frisbee.

  da-VAI po-i-GRA-yem v FRIZ-bi.

  .

  Frisbee is the name of the game, but if you’re referring to the actual disk, you’d use the fol owing:

  Let’s toss around the frisbee.

  da-VAI po-bro-SA-yem le-TA-yu-schu-yu ta-RYEL-ku.

  .

  Which is also the word for flying saucer.

  Let’s go bowling.

  poi-DYOM i-GRAT v BO-u-ling.

  .

  I love games of chance.

  ya lyu-BLYU a-ZART-ni-ye I-gri.

  .

  I prefer games of skill.

  ya pryed-po-chi-TA-yu ko-MMYER-chis-ki-ye I-gri.

  .

  If you try to cheat, I’ll blow the whistle on you.

  YES-li po-pi-TA-yesh-sya mukh-lye-VAT, ya te-BYA

 
vlo-ZHU.

  .

  Let’s play some cards.

  da-VAI po-i-GRA-yem v KAR-ti.

  Do you know how to play...?

  ti u-MYE-yesh i-GRAt v...?

  poker

  PO-kyer

  Texas hold’em

  tye-KHASS-kii KHOL-dyem

  Omaha poker

  PO-kyer o-MA-kha

  Durak

  du-RAK

  This is without a doubt the most popular card game in Russia. The object of the game is to get rid of al your cards. The last person holding is the durak, or fool.

  Solitaire

  pa-SYANS

  Bridge

  brij

  Preference

  prye-fe-RANS

  This is a popular Russian variation of bridge simplified to be played without the two to six cards.

  Chess

  SHAKH-ma-ti

  While chess may seem like a total geek “sport,” it’s huge in Russia and offers a powerful platform to its best competitors. Grandmaster Gary Kasparov, for instance, has organized numerous political opposition protests, even joining forces with legendary writer and al -around badass Eduard Limonov, the leader of the radical National Bolshevik Party. Now just try to tel me that only geeks play chess.

  CARD SHARK〉〉〉

  Suit

  mast

  Clubs

  TRYε-fi

  Spades

  PI-ki

  Hearts

  CHYεR-vi

  Diamonds

  BUB-ni

  Ace

  tuz

  King

  ko-ROL

  Queen

  DA-ma

  Jack

  va-LYεT

  Could you teach me to play chess?

  ti bi mog me-NYA na-u-CHIT i-GRAT v SHAKH-ma-ti?

  How does this piece move?

  kak DVI-ga-ye-tsya E-ta fi-GU-ra?

  King

  ko-ROL

  Queen

  fyerz

  Also cal ed

  (ko-ro-LYE-va).

  Bishop

  slon

  Also cal ed

  (o-fi-TSER).

  Knight

  kon

  Rook

  la-DYA

  Also cal ed тур (tur).

  Pawn

  PYESH-ka

  Check

  shakh

  Checkmate

  mat

  Мат

  Stalemate

  pat

  Gambling

  GEM-bling

  But of course, the best thing about sports is the opportunity to make a little easy money off of someone else’s hard work.

  Illegal gambling

  a-ZART-na-ya i-GRA, za-prye-SCHO-nna-ya za-KO-nom

  Legal gambling

  a-ZART-na-ya i-GRA, raze-rye-SHO-nna-ya za-KO-nom

  A bet

  STAV-ka

  Where’s the nearest slots arcade?

  gdye SA-ma-ya bli-ZHAI-scha-ya bo-go-DYEL-nya?

  He’s a serious gambler.

  on sye-RYOZ-nii i-GROK.

  .

  Do you happen to know an honest bookie?

  ti slu-CHAI-no nye ZNA-yesh CHES-no-vo buk-MYE-ke-ra?

  I usually bet on the dog.

  ya o-BICH-no STAV-lyu na dog.

  .

  Where can I place a bet on the game?

  gdye MOZH-no za-KLYU-chat pa-RI na match?

  What are the odds on the Russian National Team?

  ka-KOI kyef na SBOR-nu-yu ro-SSII?

  Oddsmaker

  gan-di-KA-pper

  Also cal ed a

  (KA-pper) for short.

  When a bookie lengthens the odds to attract more

  bets

  za-ma-NU-kha

  Vigorish

  MAR-zha

  That is, the bookie’s commission on a bet.

  What’s the over/under on this game?

  ka-KOI na E-tom MA-tchye niz/vyerkh?

  Also cal ed

  (BOL-she/MYEN-she).

  CHAPTER 9

  HUNGRY RUSSIAN

  GO-LOD-Nl RU-SSKI

  One of the great things about Russia is the food. Russians love homecookin’ and are general y pretty skil ed at preparing it (wel , at least the women are). Precooked, prepackaged food cal ed

  ( po-lu-fa-bri-KAT) is widely available, but most Russians won’t eat preservative-

  fil ed crap. Which brings me to my next point. “Preservative” in Russian is

  ( kon-ser-VANT). The Russian cognate

  ( prye-

  zyer-va-TIV) means condom. When enjoying a meal in Russia, try not to confuse the two.

  Let’s eat!

  da-VAI po-KU-sha-yem!

  I’m hungry (masculine).

  ya GO-lo-dyen.

  I’m hungry (feminine).

  ya go-lod-NA.

  I wanna chow down.

  kho-CHU po-ZHRAT.

  You’ll feel hungry as soon as you start to eat.

  a-ppye-TIT pri-KHO-dit vo VRYE-mya ye-DI.

  This is a common Russian saying.

  I’m as hungry as a wolf.

  ya GO-lo-dyen kak volk.

  I’m dying of starvation.

  ya u-mi-RA-yu s GO-lo-du.

  I can’t think on an empty stomach.

  ya nye mo-GU DU-mat na-to-SCHAK.

  .

  After work I just want to stuff my fucking face.

  PO-sle ra-BO-ti KHO-che-tsya PRO-sto na-yeb-NUT.

  .

  Do you have anything to nosh on?

  YEST u te-BYA CHTO-ni-BUD po-KHA-vat?

  Let’s grab a bite to eat!

  da-VAI pye-rye-KU-sim!

  Let’s stop by a cafeteria.

  da-VAi zai-DYOM v sto-LO-vu-yu.

  Usual y Soviet style, very cheap, and reeking of kotlety, mashed potatoes, cabbage, and kompot.

  How much should we leave for a tip?

  SKOL-ko o-STA-vit cha-ye-VIKH?

  It has become pretty common for Russian wait staff to expect a tip, no matter how lousy the service is.

  Do they take plastic here?

  tut pri-ni-MA-yut krye-DIT-ki?

  Grub

  ZHRACH-ka

  Bon appétit!

  pri-YAT-no-vo a-ppye-TI-ta!

  Let’s get the food on the table.

  da-VAI na-KRO-yem na stol.

  Help yourself! Don’t be shy!

  u-go-SCHAI-sya! nye styes-NYAI-sya!

  We have more than enough!

  u nas vsye-VO KHVA-tit s go-lo-VOI!

  I prefer home-cooked meals.

  ya pryed-po-chi-TA-yu do-MASH-nyu-yu KUKH-nyu.

  .

  I never say no to a chance to chow for free.

  ya ni-kog-DA nye ot-KA-zi-va-yus ot SHAN-sa po-KU-shat na kha-LYA-vu.

  .

  My hotel offers a buffet-style breakfast.

  mo-YA gos-TI-ni-tsa pryed-la-GA-yet SHVED-skii stol

  na ZAV-trak.

  That meat is crazy expensive!

  E-to MYA-so STO-it BYE-she-ni-ye DYEN-gi!

  We’ve got a ton of munchies here.

  u nas tut KHAV-chi-ka na-VA-lom.

  I have a sweet tooth.

  ya slad-ko-YEZH-ka.

  I want a cheese sandwich.

  ya kho-CHU bu-ter-BROD s SI-rom.

  .

  Keep in mind that buterbrody are general y open-faced sandwiches, so if you order a buterbrod s sirom, expect a slice of bread, a slab of butter, and a slice of cheese. Some places offer American-style sandwiches. These are general y cal ed

  (SEND-vi-chi).

  Fast food

  fast fud

  Personal y, I think it’s pretty lame when foreigners go to Russia and eat at McDonald’s. Why on earth would you spend the time, money, and energy to travel halfway around the world just to eat the same overcooked crap that you can get at the burger joint down the street? But whatever. If you have a Mac Attack in Moscow, you wil not suffer for long. McDonald’s plans for world
domination are nearly complete, and you can hear those familiar golden arches cal ing your name from just about every part of town.

  Let’s go to McDonald’s!

  poi-DYOM v Mak-DO-nalds!

  I’ll have a...

  ya BU-du...

  Big Mac.

  big MAC.

  Filet-O-Fish.

  fi-LE-o-FISH

  Cheeseburger.

  CHIZ-bur-ger.

  Double Cheeseburger.

  dvoi-NOI CHIZ-bur-ger.

  Chicken McNuggets.

  CHI-ken mak-NA-ggets.

  Quarter Pounder with Cheese.

  RO-yal CHIZ-bur-ger.

  Ah yes, the Royale cheeseburger. As John Travolta astutely observes in Pulp Fiction: “They got the metric system there, they wouldn’t know what the fuck a quarter pounder is.”

  Big N’ Tasty.

  big TEI-sti.

  That was one nasty hamburger!

  E-to bil vo-ob-SCHE pro-TIV-nii GAM-bur-ger!

  Man, I love fries!

  blin, ya lyu-BLYU fri!

  Could I get some ketchup?

  MOZH-no chut KE-tchu-pa?

  Can you get a decent pizza anywhere in Russia?

  MOZH-no na-i-TI GDYE-ni-BUD v ro-SSII nor-MAL-nu-yu

  PITS-tsu?

  ?

  Do you know if that pizzeria delivers?

  nye ZNA-yesh, YEST li u E-toi pits-tse-RII do-STAV-ka

  na dom?

  Не

  I think I got food poisoning from that hot dog.

  po-MO-ye-mu ya o-tra-VIL-sya E-tim khot-DO-gom.

  .

  I’m thirsty

  mnye KHO-che-tsya pit

  I want to drink...

  kho-CHU po-PIT.. .

  Note this phrase is fol owed by the accusative.

  some water.

  vo-DICH-ku.

  Be sure to stress this word right: vo-DICH-ku. If you stress it on the first syl able, it wil sound like you are asking for some vodka.

  soda pop.

  ga-zi-ROV-ku.

  Gazirovka is short for

  ( ga-zi-RO-va-nna-ya vo-DA). Note that there is a Russian word

  ( SO-da), but that refers to baking soda.

  Tarkhun.

 

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