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Jack held up the baby and lifted his little woollen cap.
“This is Lucas Geoffrey Tate,” he said through the window.
Grandad looked at Ray and then back again. “Geoffrey, was it?”
Jack nodded. “Yes, we had to call him Geoffrey so he’d always think of his crazy great-grandfather. He’s got a head like a peanut! Like you!”
Grandad didn’t often display emotion, but a tear ran down his cheek, barely visible behind the metal guard following the length of his nose. He took a step back and Ray instinctively knew what to do. The pair of them drew their swords and held them aloft.
“To Lucas Geoffrey Tate!” they shouted.
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