Cold Piece of Work: The Erotic Adventures of A Single Woman

by Niki Jilvontae

  I slowly walked away from Wayne as I switched my thick thighs and round ass with power while he sucked his teeth behind me. I demanded his attention as I bent over to pick up my purse and brief case up off the floor by the table while Wayne made a pained noise. I stopped when I made it to the door and turned to face the fine, chocolate brother I dreamed about and touched myself to the thought of almost every night. I couldn’t help but have a quick, naughty day dream in which I imagined myself on top of him sweating and panting as I rode him like a pogo stick. That shit was so vivid I felt my panties get wet again as I snapped out of my day dream and shifted from one foot to the next in an attempt to unstick my panties from my coochie.

  “Wayne, we should just remain professional and handle the task at hand. Maybe when you help me win my first big case, I’ll let you see what this ass do.” I said in a seductive tone as I ran my tongue across my front teeth and bit the corner of my bottom lip.

  I felt Wayne’s eyes on me as I walked out of the door into the hall and he mumbled as he walked up behind me.

  “Damn, I bet we solve this case on day one, cause I gotta find out if those thick ass thighs can really move. Ummm, Damn Yass!” Wayne said as I walked away from him and my heels clicked on the marble floor.

  I turned to look back at him once I got to the elevators and caught him as he stared at my ass with an intense, lust filled glance. I smirked when he tried to look away before I winked my eye at him and he stepped back inside of his office. Once I heard his door close I finally released the breath I held in to suck my little bottom gut in while he watched. I felt relieved that I had brushed him off professionally but still left room to get some of his good, good if I got the chance.

  I pushed the down button on the elevator and took out my phone as I waited on it to reach the 15th floor where I was. As I waited, I could feel eyes on me as they burned the back of my neck so I turned around to see who it was. I almost laughed out loud when I turned around to see Emily, the office hood chick named Tameka, and another little straggly, meth head, white bitch named Dana. They stood their lame asses there in front of me with their arms folded and looked me from top to bottom with stank ass expressions on their faces. Those corporate thots really thought they had me shook. I had to calm the ghetto girl inside of me who wanted to bang on them bitches right then, so I let my laugh out instead. I had worked too hard to get where I was at to let them hoes knock me off my square.

  That’s why instead of doing what my mind told me to and that was to fuck one if not all of them hoes up, I laughed so hard and for so long them bitches thought I was crazy. Just as suddenly as my laughter started, I cut it off after few seconds and stared down the Tameka bitch like the pillow soft skank that she was. As I stood there and stared with my mean mug on, I watched fear flicker in her eyes when she finally realized I was not the female she thought I was. I could see her heart race through her rayon shirt and cheap ass polyester jacket as she braced herself for what was about to happen. To her surprise though, I didn’t do what I wanted to. No, I just put on the same fake ass, corporate pussy smile that all the jealous bitches in the office wore and met their hate with happiness.

  “Why hello Ladies. What can I do for you?” I asked as I casually put my phone back into my purse and crossed my arms in front of me.

  I planted my feet firmly on the floor on high alert and ready to attack, just in case those hoes decided to get wrong. I quickly saw though that they were no issue when Tameka opened her mouth and let the weak bitch speech fly out.

  “Hi, I’m Tameka. I just wanted to come over and introduce myself because Emily told me you were the new office big shot. No shade over here boo, so you don’t have to be on guard. I actually think you’re pretty fly. I just wanted to make sure you know I am the queen bee around here and everything that goes on comes through me. So Emily brought it to my attention that you may be feeling Wayne. I just wanted to check you out and let you know that Wayne flirts with everybody, so don’t take him seriously because he is happily engaged.” She said with a little sly ass look on her face as she turned to look at Emily and Dana.

  I laughed to myself when I saw Emily smirk as Tameka mouthed something to her with her back still turned then Emily stepped up to take her spot.

  “So in other words what she was trying to say Ms. Anderson, is that we do things a certain way around here at Emerson and we don’t need some rich, video h-…. I mean woman, coming in here and throwing off the rhythm of what we have going. We just want to make sure you understand that. Okay?” Emily said before smiling.

  I just stood there and smiled at her with the same fakeness that oozed out of her pores, until she fucked up and touched me on my shoulder to ask me if I understood again. As soon as I felt that bitch’s wrinkled, bony ass hand touch my designer jacket, the ghetto alarms went off in me. Before I knew it, I had grabbed her wrist and twisted it before I used my body to push her back. That silly ass smile I had on my face was gone in that instant as I stared Emily down, nose-to-nose and growled like an angry bear. Emily shook like a leaf on a tree, unsure of what to do as she looked around nervously at her crew. The only problem was the bitch didn’t have a crew at that moment, because both Tameka and Dana looked around like they didn’t know what was going on. Just seeing that let me know I could drag all three of them hoes if I had to, so I didn’t even have to buck like I wanted to. That’s why I quickly changed my expression and smiled that silly ass smile again as I told Emily exactly how I felt.

  “Look, EMILY! I don’t give a fuck about y’all rhythm around here or what you bitches THINK y’all run.” I said calmly in a voice barley above a whisper as I stared Emily down then turned to stare down her weak ass friends.

  “Y’all dumb hoes must think this high school or some shit, rolling up on me like y’all about that life. Don’t let this designer suit and shoes fool you bitch, cause I’m from a place where bitches like y’all get put in the house, dragged, and then set the fuck on fire. Don’t think that beating one of you hoes is beneath me. So I would advise, no I’m begging you whop body, low self-esteem, pea brain bitches to go back to your desks and find something to do. You better off playing in traffic than fucking with me. Now, do you understand that?” I asked Emily as I looked at her friends to let them know I was talking to their asses too.

  You could hear a fucking pin drop as I stood there with my mug on all of them and my arms still folded like the G I still was at heart. I hated to revert back to the old Yass or YaYa as the hood called me, but what the hood said was true. They could take the girl out of the hood, but they couldn’t take the hood out of the girl; and that was a fact those hoes were about to find out. After about two minutes of mugging and no response from the plain face ducks who stood in front of me, I took it upon myself to give out one last warning just as the elevator dinged to indicate it was at my floor.

  “Since the cat got you tough hoes tongue now, I’m gonna say this and then go about my beautiful day. Jealousy is not a good look on y’all so I would advise you bitter bitches to get ya life fast, before I take that muthafucka away!” I said in a low sinister tone as I bumped Emily so hard with my shoulder that she stumbled back into Tameka and Dana.

  I walked slowly into the elevator which had just opened as I heard their muffled whispers behind me. I took my time as I walked tall, despite the fact that I could feel the hate on my back. When I got into the elevator all of them stood there like three pigeons as they waited on someone to throw them some crumbs. I couldn’t do shit but laugh when I thought about such a weak group of bitches with the audacity to come for a beast like me. I had to give it to them though because they tried it, even though they failed miserably. I gave them bitches an E for effort and left them with some of my fake, corporate happiness as I watched Wayne suddenly walk out of his office.

  “Have a great day beautiful ladies. It was really nice of you all to introduce yourselves. I’ll talk to you all when I get back from this business trip. See you at the airport in about a
n hour Wayne. Good bye again ladieesss!” I said with a huge smile on my face as Wayne yelled back that he’d see my sexy ass soon, the ducks stood there frozen, and the elevator doors closed.

  As soon as the elevator doors closed I released the tension I was holding as I laughed and took my phone back out of my purse. I strolled through my inbox and ignored the texts from the dozens of Facebook stalkers I had until I got to a message from my best friend Miranda better known as Snow.

  “BITCH CALL ME ASS SOON AS YO BOUGIE ASS GET OFF WORK. I GOT SOMETHING TO TELL YOU!” My best friend wrote in all caps to let me know that something heavy had went down.

  I put some extra pep in my step when the elevator doors opened, hurried to my Mercedes Benz C Class and jumped inside. As soon as I had closed and locked my door I put my phone into its dock and cranked up to leave.

  “Call Snow.” I yelled to my I-phone as I pulled out of Emerson’s lot and sped towards I-240.

  Snow answered the phone after the first ring and her loud ass ghetto voice almost bust my speakers when she squealed after she found out it was me.

  “Eeekkkkkkkkk, it’s my bitch. Bitttcchhhhh…guess what? I just got that fat ass check from the car accident and me and the kid’s bout to head to Nashville for a week or two to see Neco. You wonna come with us for a few days? You know yo first boo wonna see you.” Snow said as she laughed and I rolled my eyes while I sighed.

  I couldn’t even lie, the thought of seeing her big brother Neco with his sexy, 6’4” tall ass, with flawless chocolate skin, and a huge dick did sound like temptation at its finest. However, I had a job to do and more important shit on my mind, like what I should do about Wayne. I waited for Snow’s excitement to pass and her ratchet ass to stop squealing before I told her what was up with me.

  “You know I wouldn’t mind seeing Neco. Hell, a bitch need some good dick for real, for real. But bitch the bigger issue is, I just got my first case and I’m flying out to Kentucky to handle it in an hour.” I said to Snow as I drove like a maniac on the expressway towards downtown and my condo in Harbor Town.

  “Oh, shit boo hell yeah. That’s my girl, already up there at Emerson taking over shit. You can’t go to the Ville anyway since you gotta work. Go get them coins though boo, we got forever to turn up.” Snow said as she told everyone in the background that I got the case and would now make partner.

  I could hear dozens of voices as they cheered and screamed in the background and Snow yelled, “That’s my best friend, that’s my best friend!” I couldn’t do shit but smile and wait on their excitement to pass as they talked about how the hood was on since I made it. As soon as their happiness subsided, I told Snow to go into another room so that I could finish what I was about to tell her. I waited until I heard her go into another quieter room before I got back to the subject and pulled up in front of my house.

  “Okay so yeah, it’s funny you said I’m up there showing out at Emerson, ‘cause I already got bitches hating.” I said to Snow as I sucked my teeth and got out of my car to walk in my house.

  I told Snow what happened with the corporate thots and my dilemma with Wayne as she listened intently and waited on me to finish. By the time I was done, I was inside of my house and had sat down own my fluffy, goose down couch and kicked off my shoes as I listened to Snow take a deep breath. I knew that she was about to rip into my ass, so I reached over to grab the remote and turned my T.V. on as I waited on her to read me.

  “First off, fuck them hoes at that job ‘cause you know bitches are intimidated by yo beautiful, smart, ambitious ass. You did right by telling them hoes off in that nice nasty way that you do so well. Now as far as Wayne goes, Bitch you better go get that dick. You deserve it YaYa, for real. After being with a nigga for 6 years, married for three only to have him serve you with divorce papers on your birthday; I would say you deserve some dick. Not just one dick either. Bitch you deserve to fuck with as many niggas as you feel like. Hell, Alvin left you and broke you down YaYa. For two years you been locked up in that house or at that damn job, ignoring your own fucking needs. YASMINE, you deserve love too. So what if you don’t wonna marry Wayne’s ole cheating, sexy ass. At least let him help ease that tension cause bitch, I know your coochie ready for some stimulation. Ole dried out peach pussy ass hoe! Haaaaa!” Snow said as she laughed so loud her voice made my ears ring.

  I thought about what Snow said as visions of my once happy life and tragic divorce flashed before my eyes. All of the pain and sorrow I felt when Alvin left me for a transsexual, took everything in the divorce and declared he never loved me, all came back to me at once. I had to get up off the couch and go into my room to quickly pack in order to divert my attention off my feelings. Instead, I focused on what my friend had said and accepted the fact that I did deserve love or at least some good dick, whichever one came first.

  “You right Snow, fuck that shit. A bitch has been lonely long enough. I’m tired of fucking myself. Hell, a bitch can’t keep batteries. So, Ima take my fine ass on this trip and if Wayne offer some of that big dick, I’m gonna take it. Bitch, thank you for setting my stupid ass straight, but right now I gotta go wash this monkey just in case Wayne want a little snack on the plane. Haaaaaaaaaaaa!” I said as I laughed with Snow and she agreed to call me later, then we both hung up the phone.

  Once I got off the phone with Snow I quickly showered and put on a slinky purple and black sun dress and sandals; grabbed my bags, and rushed out of the door. I drove to the airport as India Arie blasted through my speakers and my mind wondered about the adventures to come. When I pulled up into the lot of Memphis International Airport, I surprisingly parked right next to Wayne and sat there stunned as he stepped his tall, dark, and fine ass out of his car. It was like he could feel me close by as he turned around and stared directly at me as he bit his lip and winked his eye at me.

  “Okay YaYa. Keep yo shit together girl. Handle business first. But that dick is definitely on the menu.” I said to myself as I looked in the rearview before I stepped out of my car and towards my first erotic adventure since I began my two-year celibacy journey.

  Chapter 2: Chance Encounter

  The bright, mid-day sun and hot, stuffy Memphis in July humidity was plain disrespectful when I stepped out of the car. So much so it damn near took my breath away. I smiled at Wayne as he gazed at me from the back of his car. I checked him out from head to toe while I was sure to take extra time in the important spots and was totally mesmerized by what I saw. His massive print in the gray jogging pants he wore made me feel moist between my legs as I stood there frozen. It took me a few seconds to break the spell Wayne had on me as he stood there and smiled before he licked his lips, but never said a word. I tried to contain the magnetic attraction I had with Wayne as I watched him get his bag out of his trunk, then proceed to walk over to me.

  I acted uninterested as I ignored the sexy chocolate drop as he walked towards me and I turned to open the door to my backseat. I heard Wayne snicker from behind me as he walked within inches of where I was and I pulled my ace out on his ass. I bent my big, round ass over right in his face and pretended like it was a struggle to get the small carry-on bag out. I knew instantly that my plan to show Wayne I was in control and not him had worked when I felt the heat of his body right up on mine. Tingles shot through me so quickly I had to stiffen my arms or I would have fallen forward right on to my face and ruined the fly ass play I had just made. I got my shit together and stood up with my bag in hand as Wayne’s sculptured body and semi-hard penis pressed up against my ass. I felt flustered as he made it jump and bounce into my ass when he contracted the muscle, and send a chill up my spine.

  “So that’s how you wonna play Yasmine? Or should I say Yass, cause you sure are looking like that cute little rough girl from the block.” Wayne whispered in my ear so close I could feel his cool, fresh breath on my neck and face as I turned slightly to look at him.

  “Oh don’t look crazy, I saw the pictures of you in the high school yearbook in your o
ffice. You were beautiful then and you’re even more stunning now. AND you got a fat ass!” Wayne said as he laughed and I concentrated on trying to stop my urges inside.

  I quickly stepped away from Wayne before I turned back and he grabbed my bag as he stopped with his mouth open.

  “Come on Mr. Godwin, we have business to take care of. Work first, play later; that’s the way to hustle to the top. Now if you’re a good boy while we work, maybe I will let you be a naughty boy when we play. You’ll just have to wait to see though.” I said to Wayne seductively as I licked my lips and winked my eye, the same way he had done.

  “Well, bring yo sexy ass on in the airport so we can go get this shit solved quick and then I can let you meet Big Daddy!” Wayne said as he power walked past me with both of our bags in one hand as he looped his right arm in my left, dragging me along with him.

  I giggled all the way through security and the massive airport, as Wayne drug me along and rushed people to get out of our way. By the time we walked up to the counter, his silly butt was out of breath as he panted like a dog while he told the woman that we had to board that second for something very important. I couldn’t stop my giggles as she looked confused and he turned around to smile at me. I felt a slight tingle in my heart and not in my coochie at that moment, which caused me to look at Wayne a little different. I had never saw that silly, wild side of him that was so much like the real me. For a second I thought about what it could be like if I tried to be with Wayne and not just use him as a quick piece of penis. That thought quickly flew out of my mind when I remembered how being in a relationship had hurt me in the past. I shook off that disease called feelings really fast and just concentrated on the fun as I winked my eye and laughed at Wayne.