Medium
Uncle John Cleans Your Kitchen
Bathroom Feng Shui
Out, Darn Spot!
How to Have a Yard Sale
Bathroom Feng Shui, Part II
The Yard Sale Shopper’s Guide
PUBLIC LIVES
Short
Celebrity Eats
Famous and Smart
Medium
Harlem Globe-trivia
Long
The Piano Man
INTERNATIONAL AFFAIRS
Short
Make a White Cabbage
There’s No Place Like Zamunda
Medium
Assassinated!
Bizarre Brazil
Spotted Dick With a Side of Neeps
Seven (Underwater) Places to See Before You Die
WORDPLAY
Short
Pro-nun-ci-a-tion
Tom Swifties
A Brief Life
Pop Culture Anagrams
The Collectors
Instant Classic
Kissy Face
Medium
Leave Ready Zagromyhat to Us!
REEL LIFE
Short
Sincerely, Steven
Hollywood Speak
Reel Dumb
Medium
Classroom Films
(Not) Coming to a Theater Near You
Making a Movie, Part I
Based on a “True” Story
Video Treasures
Long
Making a Movie, Part II: The Producers
Making a Movie, Part III: Preproduction
Making a Movie, Part IV: Photography
*Making a Movie, Part V: Postproduction
THE PRINTED WORD
Short
Flubbed Headlines
Park on an Angel
Leading Ledes
Suits Suck
Honk if You Love Bumper Stickers
Medium
Comical Comics
Banned Books
The Funny Pages
MOUTHING OFF
Short
Laugh Lines
Modern Wisdom
Don’t…
Reality Bites
That’s Funny
Chanel No. 1
Tropic of Miller
Great Scott
Random Thoughts
MYTHS & LEGENDS
Short
Myth-Conceptions
Medium
The Wisdom of the Gypsies
Pablo and the Pumpkin
Long
It’s in the Cards
It’s in the Cards, Part II
AMERICANA
Medium
City of Superlatives
Escape from America
Long
The Last Double Eagle, Part I
State Quarters
The Last Double Eagle, Part II
THAT’S DEATH
Short
Thy Will Be Done
Final Thoughts
Medium
What a Way to Go
Unlikely Benefactors
Ashes to Ashes, Weird to Weirder
Death on the Set
WORD & PHRASE ORIGINS
Short
The Word Farm
Medium
Familiar Phrases
Word Origins
SCAMS & HOAXES
Medium
Caught in the Act
Bad News Bared
We’re Under Attack!
Caught in the Act
BUSINE$$
Short
Doing Business
“Stronger Than Dirt”
Medium
The Best Deal in $ports History
Doing a Ratner
Whatever Happened To
Simple Success Stories
The Complaint Desk
Long
*“We’re Looking for People Who Like to Draw”
TV OR NOT TV
Short
“Probably Wife #2”
The Boob Tube
Medium
Unseen TV
Cable Pioneers
Life Imitates Bart
Video Pirates
Long
The CSI Effect
POP-POURRI
Short
You’re My Inspiration
Uncle John’s Page of Lists
Exercise Your Brain
Odd Superheroes
Medium
Let’s Go Streaking
Ol’ Jay’s Brainteasers
44 Things You Can Do with a Coconut
Sold!
Answer Pages
Uncle John’s Unsinkable Bathroom Reader Page 63