Neverlight

by Weatherer, Dan

  Marty’s eyes widened. “That’s all I needed to know Mr Chambers, thank you for your time.”

  “No prob—”

  Marty slammed the phone down and turned to his laptop. He clicked on the list of clients that Mcluster and Luster represented and began to read.

  ***

  Clarice Huntingdon closed the front cover and handed the book back to the elderly lady who stood in front of her. The book signing had seen a poor turn out and though Checkley was her home town, she had lowered her expectations accordingly. Now in the twilight of her career and with nearly thirty books on horticulture to her name, the longest serving author on Mcluster and Luster’s books was bored. Her passion for writing had withered long ago, and the draw of her celebrity as a local artist had started to wane.

  “There you go and thank you for coming in to see me today, I appreciate you making the journey out.”

  “Oh it’s no bother,” replied the woman who had given her name as Ethel. I was in town anyway, had to get some milk, and I saw your sign in the window. I didn’t even know who you were until I saw your picture! I have read all of your books at one time or another, tell me, which perennials can I plant in the shade? All the ones I try seem to need sun.”

  Clarice rubbed her temples. This was a question that she was asked on an almost daily occurrence and one she answered in every book. “Chapter 4 will sort that little quandary out for you,” said Clarice with a forced smile.

  “And slugs? I’m forever battling with slugs.”

  “Chapter 8 for slugs.”

  Ethel thanked her once again and waddled out into the high street leaving Clarice, the bookstore attendant and the young man who had spent the last half hour flicking through her back catalogue, alone in the bookstore.

  “Can I sign one of those for you?” offered Clarice.

  The man placed the book that he was reading back onto the bookshelf and hurried out of the door. I’ll take that as a no then. Clarice took a sip from her silver hip flask and returned her attention back to her crossword puzzle.

  ***

  It was raining by the time Clarice had packed her unsold copies of Great Flowers of England into her wheeled trolley and started the walk home. She vowed to herself that she would not attend any more book signings and would push any future sales online. She had seen the queues to meet her gradually dwindle into nothing, and this had slowly chipped away at both her desire to write and her self-confidence. As the rain fell harder, she quickened her pace across the cobbled streets. The squeak of her trolley wheels drowned out the sound of the footsteps that followed behind her.

  She had not long taken off her coat when Clarice heard the knock on the door. Stood before her, sodden with rain, was the man who had fled the bookstore earlier. He smiled at her. “Clarice Huntingdon?”

  “Yes, but I don’t do doorstep signings sonny. I asked you earlier and—”

  “I need your slot,” said the man.

  “You need my slot?” repeated Clarice, confused.

  “Yes,” said the man with a smile. Then, in one smooth movement the man took a pistol from his pocket and shot Clarice in the face.

  ***

  The phone was answered within three rings. “Alan Chambers,”

  “Hi, Alan it's Marty, how’s it going?”

  “Marty?” replied Alan as he moved to hang up, “I don’t recall anyone by that name, sorry.”

  “Marty Murderstorm, the author of Old One Offspring, listen—” he said.

  “Ah. Mr Murderstorm,” sighed Alan, suddenly disinterested.

  “I heard about Clarice Huntingdon… terrible business…”

  “Ah yes, yes it was. We are all deeply saddened by her untimely death.”

  “To be gunned down on her doorstep like that, awful just awful,” continued Marty. “What was it—a gang hit?”

  “What?”

  “I mean you hear about them all the time, who knows what she was into, who she owed money to—”

  “Of course it wasn’t a gang hit!” replied Alan, “She wrote books on bloody shrubs! Hardly the type to be linked to hardened criminals! Look, is there a point to this call?”

  Marty smiled. Straight to business, he liked that quality in Alan. “Yes, of course. Well, I was wondering, now you are an author light, perhaps you’d have space to add me to your roster?”

  There followed a long and uneasy silence before Alan finally spoke “Mr Murderstorm, I hardly think that now is the appropriate time to discuss such matters, do you? One of our longest serving authors—”

  “The longest serving,” interrupted Marty.

  “…the longest serving author on our books was murdered in cold blood. Any notion of replacing her is so far removed from my mind as to be unimaginable. Now, if you will excuse me.”

  The line went dead, and Marty hung up the phone. It seemed to him that the shock of losing one author was not going to be enough for him to force his claim to be added to their client list and that further culling was to be required.

  ***

  Over the following months, the client list of Mcluster and Luster decreased by a further 12 as more authors continued to turn up dead. There was the award-winning crime novelist Horace Whitter whose car had left the road at high speed and ended up at the bottom of a ravine. Romance writer Carol Shucker was found crumpled at the lower part of a public stairwell, her neck broken. Then there was the acclaimed fantasy author Greg Mayden, who was found floating in Lake Windermere after going missing during a fishing trip. At first it was assumed that their deaths were accidental, but as the number of dead writers soared, so did the attention of the media and it was declared that a serial killer was at large, one that solely preyed upon successful authors. The press quickly labelled the killer as The Author Offer.

  ***

  Marty was on hold. Alan Chambers was refusing to take his calls, and so while a jazz rendition of The Right Stuff entertained him, the receptionist at Mcluster and Luster frantically searched for somebody to take his call.

  “Miley Wilson,” spoke a voice tinged with apprehension.

  “Ah, at last! Thanks for taking my call, my name is…”

  “Yes I know who you are Mr Murderstorm, you are quite the persistent caller by all accounts. How can I help you today?”

  Marty launched into his sale patter. “Picture this, a bold and terrifying tale about how maggots that fell to earth from space are reanimating the dead… what do you think?”

  Miley sighed. “So, you mean to write a zombie novel?”

  “Not just any zombie novel, THE zombie novel! You see it’s all about the maggots—from space—they are radioactive and bring the dead back to life while they feast on them, sort of like tiny puppet masters—do you see?”

  “I see a zombie novel. Another zombie novel.”

  “But this one is different, because of the mag—”

  “The maggots, yes I know,” said Miley, interrupting. “Look, the major problem with your genre is that it is already a crowded marketplace, and what I mean by that is you have Simon Dukes who almost has the horror audience to himself.”

  Simon Dukes was a master of dark fiction. Crowned The Duke of Horror, he had penned such greats as Cassie, The Shimmering and That. His novel count stretched into the high thirties, and his work had inspired a generation of authors and filmmakers alike. When it came to market dominance, it was the Duke who sat at the top of the tree.

  “So you see,” Miley continued, “You are always going to be up against him and frankly nobody with an interest in horror reads anyone but him. You are a no-go I’m afraid. Perhaps try your hand at fan fiction and self-pub…”

  Marty hung up. He had heard enough. There was no way he was going to lower himself to writing fan-fiction for a living. He had a heart for horror, a dark heart that beat with a defiant thud! If the Duke was stifling all of the completion, perhaps it was time to stifle the Duke.

  ***

 
Simon Dukes was a slight, bespectacled man. If you didn’t know your horror, and you passed him on the street, you could easily mistake him for someone worthy of little note. To look at his outward appearance is to miss the might of the person, for within him worked an imagination so vivid that he had been cited as the greatest storyteller of the modern age. Simon was happy with that accolade and quietly continued to churn out a steady stream of novels. Some of his critics argued that his best stories had already been told, but a book with his name on the cover was a guaranteed sell, and unit sales soon hushed any mutterings of a loss of form.

  There came a knock on his study door followed by the entrance of his personal assistant Grace. “Sorry to interrupt, I’ve an English journalist on the phone wanting to talk to you?”

  Simon closed his laptop and took off his glasses. Even without them, he could tell that Grace looked fabulous today. “What’s the name?”

  “Ernest Gumall, does that name sound familiar?”

  Simon shook his head. “No. How did he get my number?”

  “No idea,” shrugged Grace, “but he’s pushing for an interview. He gave me a list of credentials a mile long; I can check them out if you like?”

  “No, it’s okay. Pass them to me; I’ll have a look through. English you say? I’ve a book release coming up soon, couldn’t hurt to get my face out there again?”

  Grace nodded. “It is a little quiet on the promotional front, shall I arrange it?”

  “Have him come over here. If he is legit, his agency won’t mind the airfare. Say next Wednesday. 11 am.”

  Grace nodded again and disappeared into her office. Something about the name of the journalist irked Simon. It swam in and out of his consciousness, vying for his attention. Perhaps Ernest, the English journalist, could meet a grisly end in his next book? Recognising this to be the seed of an idea he closed the news site that he had been reading. After all, the last thing he wanted on his mind when trying to write was the news that there was a serial killer at large who only targeted successful authors.

  ***

  Marty knocked on the large oak double doors and waited. The house was bigger than he had imagined, photographs taken from the fringes of the property and then posted online really did not convey the sheer size of the place. This was a man who had truly made a success of his writing. He shook the tired fuzz from his head and popped a handful of caffeine pills into his mouth. The flight had been long and knew he needed his wits about him if he was to kill the Duke on his property. .

  The door opened, and there stood Simon Dukes, wearing a beige jumper and a pair of black sweatpants. “Mr Gumall I presume?”

  Marty swallowed the pills and thrust his hand towards the man who denied him the chance of literary greatness. “Indeed, indeed… call me Ernie, please! Wow, Simon Dukes… is shaking my hand! Who’d have thought it?”

  Simon withdrew his hand and regarded the journalist. “Who indeed? Please, come in.” Ernie pushed past Simon and entered the grand hallway. “This way please, we shall conduct the interview in my study if that’s okay?”

  “Of course,” began Marty as he looked around at his lavish surroundings, “wherever you feel most comfortable. Tell me, are you in alone?”

  “As it happens I am,” replied Simon and he ushered Marty into his study. “My PA is in town, she should be back shortly after lunch.” Simon took his seat behind his desk and folded his hands together. “Are you ready to begin?”

  “Sure am,” replied Marty.

  Simon shot Marty a puzzled look. “Are you sure? You don’t seem to have a notepad or anything to hand.”

  “It erm, it all goes in here,” said Marty tapping his head, a note of panic in his voice. “I’ve an excellent memory, don’t worry, I’ll get it all word for word.”

  Simon smiled. “If you say so. Where shall I begin? Did you have any questions in mind— perhaps relating to my new book?”

  Marty’s attention darted around the office as he looked for a means of a quick escape. “Sure, sure, tell me about that…”

  Simon stood, and the smile disappeared from his face. “You seem a little nervous. Tell you what, I’ll fix you something to drink. How does that sound?”

  Marty nodded and realised that he was sweating. “Just water please.”

  “Coming up. I’ll be right back.”

  As the door closed behind Simon, Marty grabbed at his tie and loosened it. I can hardly breathe in here, what’s the matter with me? The office was large and airy with a window that overlooked a vast front lawn and an extravagant water fountain. The wall to the left of him was lined with books. He noted with disappointment that none of his titles numbered among them.

  Simon returned carrying a glass of water which he handed to Marty. “Try that, should sort you right out.”

  “Cheers,” said Marty taking a sip. “Bottoms up!”

  Simon smiled as he retook his seat and turned his attention to his laptop screen. “So, I did a little digging around online to see who you had written about previously…”

  “Oh?” said Marty suddenly feeling light headed.

  “It seems that I am your first real interview Mr Gumall, would that be correct?”

  Marty tried to raise his hand, but the effort was beyond him. His head dropped, and his chin rested on his chest. That’s not so! Is what he wanted to say but what emerged from his throat was a low groaning sound. Simon rose from his chair and grabbed Marty by the hair, forcing his head backwards. He leaned in close and whispered, “I know who you are.” That was the last thing Marty had heard before he blacked out.

  ***

  The sound of humming filled Marty’s head. It was nothing and then it was everything, a constant throb in a sea of blackness. His eyes fluttered open, and he found himself looking up at a florescent light. To his left sat an array of equipment that was the source of the incessant noise. They seemed to be monitoring his vital signs though Marty was confused as to why that might be. He tried to sit up, but a great pressure on his chest and arms prevented him from doing so. His head felt as though it was full of cotton wool, and he had begun to notice a dull ache in his groin.

  He heard a door open to his right and turned his head to see Simon enter the room. There were no windows and only one door. Marty’s pulse quickened, and the array of machines beeped and chirped, noting his rising fear. He tried to speak but his tongue felt fat and sluggish.

  “Awake at last I see!” began Simon. “I guess the procedure really took it out of you! Mind you, it did take much longer than I had at first anticipated.” Marty tried to speak again but could only manage a nonsensical, guttural noise. “I guess that’s the thing with research… until you do something for yourself, you will never know how long it takes or indeed, what emotions it inspires within you.”

  The door to Marty’s right opened again, and he heard a female voice, light and matter of fact. “He survived the procedure then?”

  “Yes he did, you did a great job bandaging him up!” replied Simon. “Honestly I thought we’d lost him, what with the amount of blood he pumped out onto the floor!”

  “If you need any suturing or IV packs give me a shout okay?”

  “Of course Grace. Thank you!”

  Marty heard the door close and the retreat of rapid heeled footsteps dwindle into the distance. After lingering upon the door for a while, Simon returned his attention to the array of screens monitoring Marty’s vital signs. “Yes, you are doing quite well… considering.”

  Marty’s groin pain had increased, and he let out a mournful cry. “Oh, you want to know what I’ve done to you? I suppose you are awake enough to appreciate my labours now.” For a moment, Simon disappeared, and he returned carrying two, large wrapped pieces of meat. “You see, I figured out who you are,” continued Simon as he placed one of the hunks of meat on the floor and began to unwrap the other. “That’s the thing about writing horror… you see things in people that most don’t. Of course I checked y
our credentials that were non-existent, and I saw the reports on the internet.” He paused in his efforts and looked at Marty. “You are the killer who targets authors, am I right?”

  Marty tried to protest his innocence, but his tongue still refused to work. The pain in his groin had become so intense he was close to blacking out again. Simon continued with the unwrapping of the meat. “No matter, I know it was you. I had to take certain measures to contain you; I hope you forgive me, one cannot be too careful with a killer in the house!” As the last of the wrapping fell to the floor, Simon held up the meat for Marty to see.

  It was a leg.

  It was one of Marty’s legs.

  Marty’s cries caught in his throat. His heart thundered, and his groin screamed. Simon tossed the leg aside and leaned in close. “It’s amazing what you can accomplish with a hacksaw and a bit of effort. You won’t believe this, but the blade cut through bone as though it were butter! But this does mean that you won’t be going anywhere now. Nobody knows you are here, and nobody is going to miss you. I’ve done the world a favour keeping you here. I’m going to make an educated guess here… you write don’t you? Blink once for no, twice for yes.”

  Through a veil of sweat and tears, Marty blinked twice.

  “Good, I figured as much… why else would you target authors who had experienced the success that you craved so dearly? Never fear, though, I have plans for you!”

  ***

  Over the next few months, Simon Dukes experience a purple patch the likes of which no author could hope ever to emulate. Book after the book hit the shelves, and his fans lapped them up in their thousands. His critics were astounded, and though they did not much care for the tale of the demonic octopus that terrified visitors to a small town aquarium, nor did they appreciate another zombie novel, (even if it did contain space maggots), none could argue that they were experiencing the renaissance of a true master at work.

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